Virginal onanists are hailing the advent of the USB Onacon as a major step forward, with at least one reviewer praising it as “like having sex” and others noting that this brings them tantalisingly close to finally being able to lose their virginity to their PCs…
The “USB Onacon,” detailed in a previous article:
The review (of sorts):
“I bought the USB Onahole… the box is huge!”
“We want to see inside!”
“What happened to him?”
“He died already?”
“Should we wait until he finishes his sage time?”
“Sorry guys, I was polishing up my magnum in the bath!”
“There’s a box inside the box, very classy!”
“Show us what’s inside that box!”
“Open it already!!!”
“Can you play it online yet?”
“I think a system where the onahole comes with an anal dildo and you can both use them together online, with the winner the one who lasts the longest, could really sell…”
“That sounds like paradise for the analists!”
“This technology is going to keep progressing and eventually we won’t need 3D women at all.”
“Ho, it comes with its own lotion too!”
“How I envy you.”
“Onacon-chan is surprisingly simple though.”
“Just how much tissue do you have in there?”
“This is the actual onahole. You have it symmetrically docked with onacon-chan. The shape is different from normal so it won’t fit any others.”
“The package says it is a perfect recreation of the feel of virgin vagina…”
“Vi-virgin, you say?”
“Looks too small.”
“Well, it’s a virgin so that can’t be helped!”
“The game finally installed.”
“Looks hard to wash though.”
“I ran the game, and a girl suddenly appeared before me!”
“Too many jaggies…”
“Now to make a character… there’s so many clothing options, it’s confusing!”
“Try Googling 3D Custom Shoujo and you’ll be a happy man.”
“Whoa!!!!!!!”
“What happened to him!”
“He’s probably still stuck making his character. It does that to novices.”
“Ahhh.”
“Welcome back. Now write the review already.”
“My thoughts on the onahole part are mixed. Using it is certainly exciting. It feels like sex. But if you thrust deep there’s no reaction, it’s a little disappointing.”
“Sure you’re not just too small?”
“So it’s no good for small guys? That rules me out.”
“Seriously? Let me just go cancel my order.”
“Upload a pic of the girl you made.”
“Like this:”
“Just what some virgin would want. Busty, black-haied, megane…”
“Shut it. I lost it ages ago!”
“So how was it? Glad you bought it?”
“I’m thinking it was pretty good.”
“Finally, the age where we can lose our virginity to our PCs has come!”
“Using it is certainly exciting. IT FEELS LIKE SEX”
More like “it feels like how I always imagined having sex feels”
Its $200, fuck dat!
Taking the girl downstairs out for drink then sex wont cost more than $80, plus condoms!
really i make my self happy with all the post.
it feel we are in small world indeed.
btw: i have fleshlight & tenga. fleshlight are big and long. in counter part flip hole are small short.
i prefer tenga . big = hard to use
so this product should be as same as tenga.
They forgot to mention youll also lose your pride as a man
LAWL, if I were a guy, I’d try this.
This is just as disturbing as being foreveralone… oh wai.. foreveralone.jpg
I can have two ho’s for the price of one of these…
“This technology is going to keep progressing and eventually we won’t need 3D women at all” – that alone will tell you a Virgin who knows never will do is a girl. And I would have liked to be boy to try the Onacon xDDD
I clicked this link in order to save pictures of my beloved Kuroneko.
The paradise for tons of Forevers Alone, who the only pussy who see in his lives was that of their mothers.
Is it wrong that the entire time I was paying more attention to the Turn X and Zgok and various other gundam kits in the background than the onahole itself?
goodbye blisters in the palm
I don’t know if I wanna stick my dick in a mechanical device.
IT BEGINS.
I Wish the 7 seven dragon balls exists so that i can have this treasure.
This is so depressing…
lol, he lost is long ago indeed.
And not, irreversibly.
Same for rest of those poor fool daring to use this thing.
http://vimeo.com/12915013
just saying 🙂
“A voice like millions of unborn children crying out at once”
No buttholes = no yaoi = no buy.
I’m not going to just pretend it’s a butt. That’s bullshit, it won’t fly. Make a real butt, put a dick on the other end, fill it with a substance, then we’ll talk. Until then, you’re homophobic scum.
Now we need a portable version for iPhones
Oh wow look. The japanese finally figured out how to create a fleshlight. Americans have had this for years. Isn’t this kinda copyright stuff with the fleshlight? It looks identical.
Oh please fleshlight is garbage also it doesn’t connect to your PC like this one.. and as far as the best masturbater out there NOTHING can beat Tenga Flip hole
A USB is fine too
Just last night my GF was having trouble with her computer, threw down the mouse, and said ” F*ck this damn thing!”. And now, you literally can!LOL
I was looking at the Z’Gok the entire time.
Pathetic otakus hahahaha. All of them deserves to be flogged to death.
this is just to say that i noticed your comment and replied to it.
it may feel like you’re a voice in the wilderness, with no one who notices or cares, and utterly valueless and meaningless opinions, and the world’s passing you by, making things like this and not caring what you think…
it may feel that way, anon, but one person in those teeming millions noticed you.
The Glorious PC master race at work
this kinda happened way too fast.. I wasn’t expecting it for the next couple of months yet… XD
I’m still someone hesitant to stick my dick into something other than an actual woman. Sure, who knows where either has been, but you usually don’t find sharp objects or things living inside a woman’s vagina…do you? o_o
Sadly, PC’s are flat.
But my mouse pad is not… OPAI PAD
Somebody needs to make a Paizuri USB Pad NAO !!!!
“…”
…is all i can say, really.
My only question is did it feels 8 times better than manual onanism like the makers claim.
lmfao I’ve already lost my virginity to my PC a long time ago.
If it’s small enough to fit in a USB port, go for it!
its little, so this will be only for japanese
and looks like it need to have more reactions in the girl
“This technology is going to keep progressing and eventually we won’t need 3D women at all.”
Men are so behind. Women have been replacing men with all kinds of toys for decades.
And this is why women treat men like walking wallets instead of people. They’ve already got a huge vibrating, pistoning cock at home.
like if it wasn’t 195 dollars id buy it
Here’s the difference between Japanese geeks and Western geeks.
Japanese geeks will BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. No lie. Some might even buy 2-3, just because. But that’s it.
Western geeks… ONE person will buy this, clone the USB device ID, reverse engineer its functionality, blog about it, and suddenly you have an open source design compatible with the game which you can add to any pre-existing onahole, fleshlight, etc.
Next, someone will take one of those inflatable bodies you can put an onahole in, spraypaint it white to use as a projection surface, and project the image of the game onto the body. (A Kinect will no doubt be involved somehow.)
Six months later, it’s The Matrix, and we’re all DEAD.
So, to summarize… Japanese geeks will only lead to the extinction of the Japanese… Western geeks will DOOM US ALL.
Here cometh the end of man.
The scary thing is, I’m not joking.
Wasn’t there a Futurama episode about all of society as we know it crumbling because we learnt how to sex robots?
So…. it’s a Fleshlight attached to a wire attached to your computer? Getting caught strapped in to this would be way more embarrassing then being caught just plain old spanking it, by like 10!
I don’t get it. I thought virginity was a good thing. Why are the Japanese so intent on lighting it as something negative?
forever alone sex
“Well, it’s a virgin so that can’t be helped!”
I lost it.
I saw the Soniko mod, and suddenly, I wanted this.
They need to have a proper game made with this tool in mind. This is like the random peripheral gun with no specific timecrisis style game made for it, no matter how cool it is it won’t deliver it’s full potential without the appropriate software.
So is it just an onahole in a case with a shasei button or am I missing something?
That’s truly sad. You parents ask you to bring you gf home and you answer “Hold on..she’s plugged into the USB port right now.”. Imagine the look one would get.
AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Finally, the age where we can lose our virginity to our PCs has come!” Lol what!? These people lost their damn minds.
After 10 years,Persocoms will be a dream come true.
Oh jesus I hope this doesn’t give my dick a BSOD
AWesooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Want one
Reminds me of that Futurama episode.”DON’T! DATE! ROBOTS!”
I might have been using 3D Custom Girl for MMD related stuff all this time, but this is just too hilarious.
Will I need an antivirus?
The balls are inert.
I bet in the next few months, a poor lonely guy will be arrested for having sex with a CGI loli character that he created…
Fuck those stupid anti-loli laws…
Now pc’s can give their owners a virus!
needs blood packs
Onacon for your PC: Personal Clitoris. The cleanest way to give STD: Sexually Transmitted Data. XD
I’m a virgin but I’m not THAT desperate.
I like how they referred to people who like anal play as “analists.”
I kinda want to get this onahole, though. Then I can finally have sex with my Rin-chan! -huff huff-
I wonder if other games will recognize it as a controller. Someone try it with an FPS..!
“Out of ammo” system logged……lol
I can just see people’s expressions in the post office when a guy comes to fetch a huge package with “USB Onahole” written on the side. If the buyer wasn’t hikikomori before, he’s sure going to be one after the experience.
I want to buy this just to make my own character. Theres no way I could use it though 🙁
I don’t get all this “virgin feel” rage. I tell you, virgin pussy feels not that great. First, it’s difficult to insert your dick inside, we had to use lotion. Second, if you care for your GF, it’d hurt you to watch her wrinkle in pain.
Seriously, virgins suck.
You damn bastard.
(Looks at #11)
…
It’s just an ordinary ona-hole within a cheap piece of plastic with a cord attached.
IT is the Future.
Even baby born small.
Even tree start as seed.
Even rain become storm.
Just have to wait for the future. (cry)
I swear all I can do is laugh when I see this!
Am I the only one amused at the thought of a bunch of lonely virgin guys sitting in front of their computers waiting for another guy to jerk himself off?
“What happened to him?”
“He died already?”
“Should we wait until he finishes his sage time?”
…“Sorry guys, I was polishing up my magnum in the bath!”
Why in the bath? dont u have pc waiting 4 u
what gets me is out of however many comments, only a very small percentage is actually discussing anything other than how they’re going to buy/adapt it. if we can’t shame them, how are we going to keep them under control?
i feel like that part in Day Of The Dead where the zombies break in and eat everybody.
I love it when something I thought of YEARS ago finally shows up on the market.
hate to get a computer virus when on that thing
Can it make virtual males as well? I’m sure more than one person would like to tap a virtual guy’s ass.
or get tapped?
do want !
When he said “it feels like sex”, how did he know that it feels like sex if he hasn’t done it before?
….The topic creator’s posts are in boldface… he said he “lost it ages ago”……..
sad but true lol
Contrary to popular belief.. using this makes you more of a virgin. hahaha
This one time, my dong through the screen…
…shards of glass everywhere…
Meh rip off from teh realtouch its like 240 bucks
sudden flash of that futurama episode with robots that can have sex with humans…
“Shut it. I lost it ages ago!”
to what, your hand?
i was raped bu my own fart
Mom.
Want.
*ordered*
*shipping*
*received*
*unpacked*
*installed*
*set up*
*plugs in USB*
*inserts penis*
*Device not detected*
*facepalm*
slowpoke.jpeg here
But this make my day lol.
Some things are just too small to detect.
your penis was not detected?
feelsbadman.jpg
YOU SIR! MAKE MY DAY ! XD
give this man a trophy!
I wonder if a used virgin onahole could be considered ‘damaged goods’?
*hang oneself” should end like this hahaha
now we got a new PC jokes
I lost it at “device not detected”
well played good sir XD
its your call anyway, to use USB unacon or become male actor in japan adult video, but the risk if you want to be JAV actor means you have to deal with yakuza, then USB onacon is left for you
the worst thing when onacon is out of order, that you may feel like put your magnum into an electric outlet
Where is that thingy website that fucking helps u ordering from japanese amazon when i goddamn need it !!!
Two questions:
1. Is it specific to the included game only or is it more like a mouse replacement. i.e is it possible to play first person shooter with your penis?
2. When and where will it be available for the US? Any store that ships to the US is fine.
Looking at pic 11, the hardware is hardly complex. I’m betting a mouse replacement. And only the left-mouse button too. Maybe has a vibration feedback feature, but I doubt it.
Ejaculation was X or Z on keyboard when in auto mode IIRC.
I think it is the same as those usb-joysticks for computer games.
That would be worth getting if it were the case. Imaging a room filled with 500 koreans playing starcraft with their penises… on yeah…
What kind of fps could you play when reload time would take up 10 minutes.
reminds me of that one gun from Demolition man that takes 2.5 minutes to recharge.
Reminds me of Ressentiment (manga). I’m still waiting for the gloves and a suit to have full experience.XD
it reminds me of slippery cross section by shintaro kago, go read that
Improve the graphics and I’ll definetely get one!
Include the anal-hole also.
“Just what some virgin would want. Busty, black-haied, megane…”
Dude.., that hurt me a lot.. really a lot..
She sounds perfect to me.
ma gawd wtf?
……they really should start incresing their birth rates than make things like this, otherwise the japanese might become extinct and we wont have our anime
Actually if this keeps up lonely, stupid otakus are the ones who will become extinct, and the anime world won’t be so grim, and seiyuus will feel safer to do the job, and….and….
GO USB ONACON !!!!!
otaku are the only ones putting any money into the biz
oh no looks like your clever plan backfired!!
will it be available for PS3, xbox and Wii? …and mabe also for a handheld (lol) like 3DS or PSvita
or your psp… you can lose your virginity on way to your work
your hands will be busy, my fine men!
I lost my virginity to my hand already !
NO DON’T DO IT! YOU WILL LOOSE YOUR WIZARDRY LIKE I DID D:
Crap I already lost my virginity to my hand !!!
Me too oh damm you hand I wanted to lose it to a usb !!
lets make a USB hand next; Masturb-Aid!!
“This technology is going to keep progressing and eventually we won’t need 3D women at all.”
I hope so 3d women are all bitches
Years from now, we’ll all be telling our children about… oh wait we won’t have any..
what about the web-based service that you can produce an offspring with certain AKB girls?
Sure we’ll have. 2D.
computer analyzes DNA on the spot and makes you a 2D children
oh yeah 17:44? and who is gonna donate the ovule?
just use hair. or saliva.
And to think I almost gave up on people…I’m sooo happy!
I’m surprised they don’t have this able to work with an Internet connected dildo so people can have online sex.
The advertisement would be now you can have sex with that cam whore with no risk of STDs.
Or statutory raep charges.
O.O
Online sex? You sir, have just won an internet.
“Having trouble meeting your girlfriend? Not making love as much lately? I introduce you to the Onahole/Dildo-Online! Now you can have sex with each other anywhere in the world! :D”
I Want One.
Lose virginity with Kuroneko…
It will be out of stock within 5 minutes.
time to reinstall 3D custom girl =)
This is essentially what happens when RL girls treat men so badly…men have to resort to things like this. Women, be forewarned. This is the “doom” that you have brought to the human race!
Or so as noted…
the hole looks suprisingly small….
how the hell it would fit in anyway?
and… how does the onacon works?
to quote someone from an earlier article about this thing:
“lolis have to be tight”
its a tight virgin pussy of course its small
“There’s a box inside the box, very classy!”
Onaconception
I’ll put that box inside ANOTHER box … and mail that box to myself!
And when it arrives, I’LL SMASH IT WITH MY COCK
This made me laugh! Props!
Yo, I heard you like opening boxes, so we put a box inside your box…
There a “box” inside the box inside the box.
“We need to thrust deeper!”
thrust the box, you wont be disappointed
Its my
Where can i get this?
http://www.kanojotoys.com/custom-girl-usb-onacon-set-p-1078.html
200 Bucks and it’s sold out. lol! Daymn.
If you get your PC pregnant will it give birth to a smart phone?
Intelligence is hereditary. Some people might end up with a retarded phone.
only and if you aren’t stupid
well at least you dont have to worry about STDs
You never know what kind of viruses the computer contracted from the internet first.
Internet Transferred diseased (ITDs)
we no longer care about STDs
i would love to have a kid with kuroneko!!!…this is a must buy now!!
damn now you made me thought of preggo Kuroneko sex… oh teh jelly
A PC would give u a tablet
A laptop would give u a PDA
only if you and your PC aren’t related
incest gene problem
u sir are a genius, or just having too much time
Oh thank you! You made my day with that comment!!
He’s already confused with the default apparel?
The default clothes are crap. It’s the gigabytes of MODS that make 3DCG awesome.
make a receiving version for girls, plus this one for guys, make them for online use, cyber sex on a whole new level. million dollar idea. you’re welcome.
its all fun and games till the girl gets trojans from that
LMAO loved that one.
ha… i hope the product will get some improvement in the future, especially the game.
Make it more interactive, implement something like the playstation move & kinect. It would be one hell interesting game.
sharing love with waifus no longer just a dream <3
“But if you thrust deep there’s no reaction, it’s a little disappointing.”
It’s obviously because you’re the one who’s disappointing Onacon-chan here, it’s not the other way around…
Japanese men can’t even please their own PC’s, it’s just too sad.
+1
not sure if it was deserved, but hella funny.
i want to thank you for making me laugh today 🙂
The title makes me imagine cliche hentai dialogue in the voice of Microsoft Sam: “Ahn~ There’s so much! Your hot stuff is filling me up!”
“Ah. Yes. O-o-o-o-oh”
Microsoft Sam has reported an Error. xD
MY SIDES!
“Yes. Onii-chan is shooting his evil seed into my stomach. There is so much of it. I might die.”
i actually tried to hear sam’s voice. it’s nightmare
*shudders* ewww sam i had to mess with the tts thing in my school few years back…. so annoying.
Miku Hatsune.
Miku’s voice would be even better with a life-size Miku hologram…
A Miku sexdroid will beat that anytime, man…anytime..
Why cant we people just use the correct Japanese way of saying Japanese names?
Hatsune Miku desu. -.-
WHY BOTHER WITH SOME VIRGIN’s question?
My Japanese friends always put their given name first when talking to ‘westerners’. They know it’s how we are used to doing things, Weeaboo.
Doesn’t a family name require one to have a family in the first place?
Because that’s as pointless as using Japanese words when speaking in English.
Hatsune is the family name, and Miku is the given name. If that’s not the traditional ordering where you’re from, then what’s the point of using it?
Want to last longer in chair or bed? Not feeling satisfied?
Well look no further! Practice with the USB ONAHOLE, you won’t be disappointed with your hand anymore!
I have a question relating to the Ona-Holes. Does the different internal design (bumps and whatnot) actually make a difference? How do I know which one feels the best if I were ever to get one?
trial and error’s the way to go
the company that made this should collaborate with tenga asap
And what about girls, hm?
Will there be a usb dildomachine?
Not a new idea:
Rez (a playstation game) had a trance vibrator that was sold in Japan. You could play the game while you’re playing your girlfriend.
this has been out for a wile now
Not a usb one that you can connected to your Custom 3D bishounen interface.
I would buy if it got technology of Chobits or Ressentiment Era.
They exist if you are willing to fork out half a million dollars.
Wait for a decade or so and I’m sure we’re there… Unless we bomb ourselves before that.
Does the usb support enough power?what happens if you pulled too hard and unplugs it by accident? :/ excitement all gone?
“Can you play it online yet?”
online multiplayer, new age cyber sex.
Massively Multiplayer Online will make it one hell of an orgy…
It could be call World of Gaycraft.
so its imminent gay sex online, huh?
Because 99,9% of the female characters would be played by males.
now women just need a vibrator for the pc taht moves according to your dick in the onahole
and tada online sex
finally we can play deathmatch mode like bf 3
“But if you thrust deep there’s no reaction, it’s a little disappointing.”
Wait, is there a mistranslation going on? From the follow up comments it should be:
“But UNLESS you thrust deep there’s no reaction, it’s a little disappointing.”
No… he’s upset because when you thrust deep there’s no reaction. People are saying that he’s probably too small and his “deep thrusting” isn’t deep enough.
Maybe its a glitch in the software.
Does anyone know where I can buy this?
Japan’s population just keeps getting smaller…
i hope theirs chest too.
think positively, less population = more jobs and better salaries for people at the future
Their unemployment rate is 4% if anything that’s pretty amazing.
Less population=Less jobs because they have to produce less as well.
not to mention less boss to give work
If they add eggs and a uterus to the hardware, maybe they’ll have hope.
They should distribute these along with the dildo in countries with population growth problems ie the entire 3rd world.
Terrible salaries and unrealistic expectations have doomed us to tiny populations.
The same (if not worse) conditions didn’t work on china, though.
you mean the world’s.
Do they ship internationally?
you can preorder it at kanojotoys.com
Link please? Can’t find it.
I hope they ship to Canada.
And where i can buy this?
I would love to know answer to that question as well 😀 I Would love to try it 😀
Do take into account this: like most japanese sex toys, this might not be a good fit for your average Caucasian size-wise. I haven’t checked out the details with this one, but people had been disappointed with that being the case with other toys 1:
Not managing to put it all in isn’t the bad part btw, I’m talking about the girth size, where you won’t be able to get anything in but the head.
But hey, maybe there are diff sizes or this one already took this into account (he said he can’t thrust it deep and it wasn’t clear if the program doesn’t have that function or if his size simply couldn’t).
Random note. The customization will go very far, seeing there are already dl-able models though it’s already developing nicely.
ANYTHING CAN FIT AS LONG U USE SOME LOTION. Dont give hope.
Im asian and whilst my size is not as big as the average causasian size, it’s a decent size for an asian so i should have no problems with it
Oh right, I forgot there were pics *facepalm*
Well sadly not interested either if there aren’t better sizes 1:
From the pictures alone I know I wouldn’t fit in D:
“I’m thinking it was pretty good.”
the Age of Sex Robots is near! =/
Good, because my cyber-loli-harem isn’t going to build itself.
This is where the Real Matrix started.
>Just what some virgin would want. Busty, black-haied, megane…
jelly as fuck
There are deputy services you can use to get goods from Japan. You just need to find one that’s willing to ship adult products.
GUYS …NOW you do not have any excuse for your virgin .
Except if they’re poor and they don’t live in Japan.
May i have use this without condom and wait 9 month for new PC?
Can you imagine the possibilties? You grow tired of your old pc, just have sex with it and it will in time bear you a new,more powerful model pc!!!
Just don’t try the same trick with the next computer, or the Internet Police will be after you.
As long as you don’t have a virus to spread then raw-dog that bitch
well if your onacon-chan is a loli, she won’t get pregnant, haha
lol XD
@ Anon 22:43 10/12/2011:
Y’know, these things are probably made in China.
Explosion/fire, human “loss of limb”, and concomitant lawsuit in 10… 9… 8…
With great pleasure,come a great price with some danger.
What isn’t made in China anyway?
things that don’t explode…… oh wait
Yes but will you take responsibility?
I’ll take responsibility alright. In fact, I ain’t giving it to nobody else!
wait then wouldn’t it be some sort of human/pc hybrid kind of thing. we’ve all seen that movie, it ends with robots taking over the world and harvesting our bodies for energy.
That was an american movie, wasn’t it? Watch some anime about this topic and be amazed.
That or building a space fleet and nuking the planet from orbit and then chasing the survivors halfway across the galaxy.
I wouldn’t mind if a robot girl harvested my body for energy, if you know what I mean.
My PC is already harvesting all my energy. The girl-part is the only thing missing.
hay.. that’s not a bad idea
expect something advance then.
After enough times I’ll have enough for a basketball team? NBA2k11 eat your heart out 😛
Wait for 9 months without playing the game, 9 months without a PC is a terrible suffering
You could buy multiple PCs as a harem 😀
Pregnant sex is good for the baby’s health. If it matures hearing happy mommy and daddy voices regularly, it’ll grow into a fine person. Who am I to deny a healthy baby?!?
Cleary sir, you’ve never heard of Pregnant Sex
Pregnant sex is quite hot in my opinion
Kimoi!
Anata no daikirai desu!
Insert getting your PC knocked up, giving it viruses and/or it cheating on your with your roommate jokes here.
Win
That hole is too small. He either has a tiny dick or put his pinky there.
because it is supposed that your PC is virgin like you
…or it’s aimed at Japanese market only.
…and all this while I thought it was ‘the tighter the better’. Evidently the looser the better.
Those things actually stretch a lot… Well, not really sure how it does that with that plastic encasing though.
/no comment/
I don’t even…
“Sorry guys, I was polishing up my magnum in the bath!”
lol
“It’s big! It’s hard! …And it’s coming to get ya!”
lol, I remember this.
more like his .38
At least you guys are thicker than an arrow like me
Pretty sure its not bazooka..Illegal for civilians, got my drift?
ooookaaaaay, I’m not sure if I’ll feel sorry for the guy who obviously can’t get laid by a girl and has a PC to do it with or I’ll feel sorry for the PC that actually got violated.
sheeesh sad
FUCK YOU!
no, fuck YOU!
I used to fap to onaholes like this, until I took an arrow in the knee. Haha.
Well you can visually see its too small and that flimsy plastic open close pivot clamp will crack apart the 1st time I would try to use it and at this stage I have nothing to be proud of so, make one out of a cast iron case and big enough to hold one that is fully extended instead of fully retracted. I feel for hte asian girls to be stuck with entire continents of males with dicks smaller than a yellow lab has. Why on earth do you women keep mating with them?
Them japper whores get busy with the yellow labs, and the black ones for that matter. Look it up on Juuou
獣王
lol @ guys who think cock size matters to hos.
Dude, the avg bitch could fit a truck in her vagina. Anything less than 2 horse cocks at once is too small.
That eliminates every man in existence.
Made in China = 50% chance dying from electrocution.
And the other 50% ? Mortal cut, chemical burn or just a penis explosion.
I feel sadness for the who buys it
i feel horny
I think its cheaper to get a real life hooker..just sayin
but a real hooker is exploitative and demeaning toward women
You can’t get STDs from these toys.
only if your friend secretly use yours while you making a sandwhich.
a molded onahole, perhaps?
but you can use the hooker only once, whilst the onahole can be used as many times as you want!
Lol so pathetic.