My blood runs cold, Yeah~My memories have just be sold. *guitar riff* My Yui is …

• Tags: Aki Toyosaki, Ero-manga, K-ON!, Otaku, Parody, Seiyuu, Stalkers, Virginity, Yui
  

Comment on Seiyuu Otaku’s Lowest Depths Plumbed in Ero-Manga by Pyrus:

My blood runs cold,
Yeah~My memories have just be sold.
*guitar riff*
My Yui is a center-fold!
Naa~na na-na na na na-na na na na-na-na naa~na!

Recent comments by Pyrus:

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  Maybe it’s just me, but it looks like Japanese men are being made to pay more & more just to be in the presence of a female. First, they only paid for sex. Then it was the massages. After that, there was the one where they were paying to watch the girls lounge around reading books or eating or whatever. Now they have to pay to walk on the street with a girl. I imagine the next paid services will be: 1. Pay to go to school with a girl & sit next to her in class 2. Pay to go shopping with …

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  Ghetto black women can’t afford cosmetic surgery, welfare won’t pay for it!

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• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  But can it give you a blow job & look slutty in a dress?

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

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