Aaaand that paints a surprisingly unappealing scenario for some reason. I’m …

Aaaand that paints a surprisingly unappealing scenario for some reason. I’m afraid to ask the result.

Nikuman Slime Guro Abuse:

So long as you don’t end up in a situation like Mythbusters just found themselves in…
Nikuman Slime Guro Abuse:

Horrifying to think about, isn’t it?
Nikuman Slime Guro Abuse:

Or you spew gold coins out your back end. :3
Nikuman Slime Guro Abuse:

It’s odd that they don’t spew out gold and items when carved up…I thought all slimes were like that. …Well, unless you get that random partially dissolved boot…
Nikuman Slime Guro Abuse:

Dragon Quest must be pretty hardcore…

Haiyore! Nyaruko-san Abominable Love Anime:

That’s M. Night Shylaman level of twisting there.
Freezing Returns For 2nd Season:

*pats the Noodler*
Methane Hydrate “To Make Japan Energy Superpower”:

Mammals produce methane gas naturally from the bacteria that live in your colon. Them’s what farts are made of, a waste product of methane building up and being expelled. Methane is also produced by the decay of organic material. They actually have facilities that harvest the stuff from landfills for that reason. It’s harmful in the same sense that natural gas or propane is. It’s flammable, it’s not great to breathe it in (as you well know), but not some great hazard.
Taiwan’s Cutest Cosplayer: “I Lost 20kg So I Could Cosplay”:

Should make any guy, or perhaps even female think twice before they turn that one person down because you think you’re way out of their league. All it takes is one montage for them to reappear, hot as hell, making you rue the day you ever rejected them.
Disgaea D2 Gets Fem Laharl – “Who Needs Etna Anyway!”:

Why do they bother even showing the scenes of Flonne swaying the Dark Assembly? Everyone knows demons can’t win against THE POWER OF LOVE!