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    Avatar of Night
    Comment by Night
    07:12 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    It actually only feels 5 times better. I demand a refund.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They will say that you are wrong in the measurement scale

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    Comment by Cytryz
    08:17 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    “If any foreigners see this they will be grossed out!”

    I agree with that 100% I am 100% grossed out that our local retailers don't carry shit this epic or any shit i see on this site

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:08 11/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    If
    Evil = Money x Money
    and
    Time = Money
    then
    Evil = Time x Money

    If
    Women = Time x Money
    then
    Women = Evil

    If Onacon ≠ Women
    then
    Onacon ≠ Evil

    So I come in to conclusion that 3Dpig gross me out not Onacon

    Avatar of TFish
    Comment by TFish
    11:52 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's honestly tragic. I almost threw my wallet at the screen when I saw this.

    Then I realized it doesn't have a motor in it. I thought it would vibrate or something in time with the character in the game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:16 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Problem is: This thing may be too shallow for dem western sausages

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:38 14/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering the audience are into little girls, I don't think so.

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    Comment by 21149315
    17:57 15/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because "foreigners" have sex shops designed to stock items such as this.

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    Comment by Pyrolight
    07:10 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    “If there’s an ejaculation button, it needs to be connected to Facebook and Twitter!”

    That would be pretty epic.

    Avatar of AngelOrDevil
    Comment by AngelOrDevil
    09:00 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    8uck facebook and twitter .

    Avatar of ayu
    Comment by ayu
    08:18 12/11/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    -- Notifications
    "Pyrolight just came in his USB Onacon 1 minute ago."

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:27 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Then it'll post the status of after ejaculation to Facebook / Twitter

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why do you assume Facebook and Twitter don't know when you ejaculate already?

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    07:51 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    [your name here] just checked into a USB ONACON.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:59 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Surprised that guy has no girlfriend. He sounds pretty awesome.

    Avatar of Stephen "America" Colbert
    06:49 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    i wonder where they came up with the statistic "8 times" better than using your hand

    Avatar of Megidola
    Comment by Megidola
    07:15 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Obviously they used the international standard measurement for self-pleasure, namely FActors of Penile Stimulation (FAPS).

    Using your hand is defined as 1 FAPS. This device has an output of 8 FAPS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    You, sir, are the winner of this article. 10 Faps!

    Avatar of SOTER
    Comment by SOTER
    07:55 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I still don't believe it. There is no tool as adaptive as human hand. Even women sometimes are less effective in comparison with almighty hand. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:22 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    A hand to apply the proper amount of pressure in combination with an onahole is better because the hand is unable to cover the whole cock whereas the onahole can.

    Avatar of BlaqCat
    Comment by BlaqCat
    08:15 11/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I'd try it. I doubt it's better than a hand though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:32 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I read that as "I'd try (sex with a woman). I doubt it's better than a hand though."

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:24 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    depending on the woman, they could be horribly unskilled and will kill your boner with their poor service. They will probably be offended afterwards too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Bets of both worlds: woman's hand?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:33 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    My hand is OVER NINE THOUSAND FAPS!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:47 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!
    ITS LOUD ROAR IS TELLING ME TO GRASP "VICTORY"!
    TAKE THIS!
    MY LOVE!
    MY ANGER!
    AND ALL MY SORROW!
    ERUPTING!
    BURNING!
    FINGER!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 11/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    A day where G Gundam is quoted is always a magnificent one.

    Avatar of Hayate
    Comment by Hayate
    17:04 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    UNIVEEEEERSE!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:44 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    09:47 11/11/2011 # !
    Nice Dude! Freud would be proud.

    My burning passion
    Dwells inside of me,
    It’s bursting with a flame.
    When testicles are ready
    To expose my beastly love,
    Tremendous power of libido.
    It’s killing me!
    I can’t survive no more,
    Without a help of beautiful Lolita…

    Avatar of Shaolan-kun
    Comment by Shaolan-kun
    16:58 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You made me ROFL, seriously.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:19 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    very informative. so i guess thats where "fapfapfap" came from mmm

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually it comes from here: http://sexylosers.com/

    Avatar of TNinja
    Comment by TNinja
    07:11 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why do I want one?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As they clam in to be 8 times better then doing it your self. Soooooo you have accepted the challenge.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They just increase the gripping force by 8 times of the hand

    Comment by Dark Mage
    08:44 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They just choose eight just because they could.
    That or maybe someone actually timed how long it took for them to have an orgasm we are talking about Japan here.

    Avatar of Sylar
    Comment by Sylar
    08:02 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's all about the how the brain ticks, you observe the response on nerves and depending on the brain activity and electric current threw the nerves you determined the amount of pleasure felt by a person.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    >“If any foreigners see this they will be grossed out!”

    Hell no, I fucking want one!

    Avatar of yaku
    Comment by yaku
    08:19 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I agree; I hope no one take this the wrong way, but I wish I was a guy just so I can try this out.

    Avatar of Satonaka
    Comment by Satonaka
    09:36 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    @8:19 if anything we all take it the right way. A girl with an open mind? Sign me up XD

    Avatar of Andices
    Comment by Andices
    14:36 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Hell YEA!!!

    Avatar of yaku
    Comment by yaku
    10:40 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    brofist.jpg

    Avatar of Shaolan-kun
    Comment by Shaolan-kun
    15:50 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Me too, I agree.

    @yaku, you rock!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:45 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Me too 2X....
    A girl with an open mind? rare in this days..:P (Japanese even more..)
    Will get burned very usbs rsrsrs

    Now missing ero games compatible with the device??!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:56 15/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd like to swap bodies with a guy to try this too. I think I know what to get my boyfriend for christmas now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:06 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'd swap bodies with you. Then not only could you try it, then we could both go fuck ourselves. =)

    Avatar of Arya
    Comment by Arya
    19:16 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, can we fuck ourselves...? Oh my god! Oh, can we fuck ourselves...? Oh my god! Oh, can we fuck ourselves...? Oh my god! Oh, can we fuck ourselves...? Oh my god! Oh, can we fuck ourselves...? Oh my god!

    Avatar of ced
    Comment by ced
    20:05 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yo dawg...is a stupid meme

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 11/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    What the fuckever. You guys got dildos on power tools and all kinds of crazy shit. Not to mention the occasional and discreet dill pickle. Let us have our fun for once.

    Avatar of yaku
    Comment by yaku
    10:44 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You can't argue that a person of either sex would like to know how it feels to have the other's sexual organs; hell guys at least have the prostrate as a close equivalent if you're willing to get a bit adventurous (not to mention guys have their fair selection of toys themselves; you haven't seen much if you think this particular onahole is unique).

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Anon 09:53, apparently you're unaware that Ubuntu is an operating system, and does exist. Technically all computers aimed at direct end-user use are PC's, but the term has obviously been used to discriminate between systems operating Windows and any other OS. In that case, any machine not running Windows could be said to be not a PC, whether it's running OSX, some other variety of *nix, whatever.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:09 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And where did I say that Ubuntu wasn't an OS? I'm clearly aware of that. My point is that people should stop differentiating PCs just because the marketing says so. Whether it runs Windows, Mac OS X, Ubuntu or any other Linux distro, BSD, etc., it's still a PC.

    Avatar of Satonaka
    Comment by Satonaka
    09:35 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't have a PC (which is the likely computer to run a program like this) But i'd definitely buy one to try dis out XD)

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The playstation2 had the vibrating controller option, probably the same thing just hook a flesh light up to it.

    Comment by Anonymous

    If you have a PC with an Intel or AMD processor, I don't see why you won't be able to install and run the game. Obviously, you most likely need Windows but that's a different matter altogether. Macs are PCs since Apple switched to Intel in 2005-2006 and there is no such thing as "Ubuntus" or whatever. People need to stop falling for the terms used in marketing.

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    Comment by ♥Jacky la Mort♥
    20:32 11/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Yaku, I always wanted to be a girl, I'd gladly change with you :D

    Avatar of yaku
    Comment by yaku
    06:28 12/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    If you don't mind me using your body for unwholesome things for a while then sure why not? :3 (reminder: I like yaoi)

    Avatar of ayu
    Comment by ayu
    08:12 12/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Its called sex (ex)change!

    I look like a girl already (trap~) and I have a lot of female cosplay friends who want to swap bodies with me xD

    The Japanese should make a device that does that instead! :D

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    Comment by Garrax
    20:57 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd totally be up for that.

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    Comment by Patches
    07:48 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This comment just made my day :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:30 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    the clitoris is much more sensitive than the penis, even if you dont have any toys like this, as a woman you fell way better than man :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:56 17/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    How does anyone know which is more sensitive? No one has ever experienced both...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 14/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Meh, it doesn't give me penis envy, unlike the tenga flipholes. Now, if it was rigged to convulse and stuff, THEN that would be fucking amazing and envy-worthy for me. :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:51 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    EXACTLY what I was thinking, they should really make a girl one!!! I kind of want to get this just because I love this game so much....

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:41 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can always use a strap-on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish I was a girl to try out a Dildo though X_X

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    Comment by Chen-04
    15:09 11/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Don't you have at least one hole?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:49 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Shit, I too would like to be a girl for a while to have 'fun' but this comment generated an image in my head that caused permanent mental damage >_<

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:42 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I wish i would be Ranma Satome.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:36 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I also want to get pregant

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 11/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I'm a Canadian and I want one of those.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:18 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thinking more about it now I think it is a must have, must get at least 3 to be sure have one that works after the banging its going to get. No wait, maybe get 4.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm not grossed out, i'm laughing at their small penises that that little thing 'fits'

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I assume you're still a virgin, as if you were not, you'd know a womans vagina is only around 10cm in depth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:01 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It can also stretch nearly twice it's depth and width, possibly even more. Muscles are funny like that.

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    Comment by pery
    22:57 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yep me too

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:08 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Time to save up money to buy one from japan !!

    Comment by Busy
    21:32 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are made to fit the 'japanese standard' thought...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:43 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    no problem, lolis have to be tight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:25 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "no problem, lolis have to be tight"...

    Epic people will be epic I guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:03 12/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love you anon 4:43. Pity neither of us is a loli.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:31 11/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    HELL YEAH! THIS IS BOTH HILARIOUS , AWESOME AND USEFUL.








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