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Lesson learned. Bring water gun on all dates.
HAhaha.
Made my day reading that. :D
may i sqirt on your face? i just want to check something
Just grab the crotch to see if "she's" hiding somehing.
keep grabbing?
and what if there isnt anything?
Use your water gun. XD
To Shot water and make your date-mate wet ?
How about a DNA tester?
Actually there is an easy way to expose a trap with reasonably certainty you just need a chair and a wall.
Instruct the person to stand about two feet from a wall.
Then put their heads against the wall so that there is a 90-degree angle between their head and wall, hips and thighs, feet and floor. Lean over to pick up a chair that is between them and the wall and then stand up while holding the chair and without moving their feet. They cannot bend their knees.
Usually a guy cannot do this but a girl can because their center of gravity is lower.
Here's vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QAe4QFP0Ak
isn't that just based on height?
but even so, try nonchalantly working that test into a conversation...
"pardon me, can you bend over this chair for a sec"
"yeah like that, but put your head on the wall and bend over more"
Wow, after that "here comes surprise buttsex" ?
and a slap is in order
Somehow i knew it was a man. Maybe tittle gave it away.
No it was all the shots hiding the adams apple...
Women can have a very pronounced Adams Apple as well.
Specially "women" who used to have a penis (& testicles).
No, no. Many real, female-from-birth-and-are-still-women do have adams apple. Just look it up yourself. It's not that hard.
some women do have a bit of adam's apple,
while i don't (born with penis :p ) so it's not such a relevant clue ;)
I knew it!
It's a MAN.......MAN! (Austin Powers)
What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!
[Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]
Ace Ventura: Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!
[Ace heads to the bathroom to throw up and wash his mouth out]
Points awarded for allowing me to hear the lines in my head exactly as he said them.
You beat me to that.
i knew it too!!! so creepy!!
dude that was some really fancy make up shit you got going there
Rule 16, guys. Rule 16.
First five pictures are pretty innocuous, but then things take a turn for the worse: IT'S A MAN!!!
*digs out eyes*
Maybe being posted by Artefact gave it away?
Although the thrill of throwing in a trap at the end must be diminished when there's no lady to begin with.
I thought they were fau faces for robots at first. But then I would having studied the Uncanny Valley.
I can't say what about them is wrong, other than they seem to lack life.
Here's the fun fact of the day:
A "Tittle" is what you call the dot on top of the letter "i".
yep i thought doll or dude
Same.
The scary thing is there are shit-ton of women that actually look like that... almost exactly. HOW CAN YOU KNOW FOR CERTAIN IT ISN'T A TRAP???? I'm becoming convinced you can't.
Check under the hood for the goods first.
Check the hands very close unless you want to look under the hood to scare yourself.
On men the index finger is slightly shorter then the ring finger. On women it's equal length. The more you know.
I'm a male and my index finder is longer than my ring finger. what now?
uh oh, mine are the same size
what do I do?
owned bitch!
pretty sure I am female (been pregnant twice so at least 75% sure of my gender)and my pointer finger is clearly shorter than my ring finger
erm...I'm very definitely female and my ring finger is very clearly longer than my index :)
I am a male and my index finger is also clearly shorter than my ring finger.
Do what Ace Ventura has done and you will know for sure!
Who cares. Fuckable is fuckable.
Lol a trap Isn't there some people out there into futanari
futanarai is pig distgusting! traps are love though.
futa =/= traps!!!
just grab them if you want to check make sure you wear gloves and hide your identity first though
I think you mean use the "pat pat" test.
Have you seen a basement dweller before? The grab test is more accurate.
Ho Hum, The title gave it away.
Pic # 1 too perfect.
Unless she/he had a third eye under the bangs I figured it would be a trap.
I knew it was a trap before I clicked.
plastic surgery not needed for this guy.
Just a metric ton of make up /lamejoke
I am prettier!
The 1st and the 3rd photo looks diferent with the rest see the backgroung...
and the Hair its different
one thing you guys missed in the last photo, was the man's jaw did not match the contours of the previous photos.
Someo of the pics were 'shopped'
^_^
Yuck! I was fooled for awhile, in all honesty..... trap AHOY!