China has been judged the world’s happiest nation in a new international ranking of national welfare.
The ranking, as compiled by the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea:
1. China (100 points)
2. North Korea (98 points)
3. Cuba (93 points)
4. Iran (88 points)
5. Venezuela (85)
Last at 203rd is the “American Empire” with a pathetic 3 points.
North Korea’s high placement is attributed to the fact that “the state provides free housing, food, clothing healthcare, and other necessities, whilst jobs are allocated by the state so there is no worry of unemployment.”
Incidentally, the capitalist roadsters at the OECD recently harnessed the power of flowers to rank Canada as the all-round best off running dog nation: