A 72-year-old American flutist has been arrested for lasciviously attempting to force a 19-year-old girl into learning to “play the flute” with him.
The 72-year-old man, an American citizen of Japanese ethnicity described as a “famous” flute (shakuhachi) player, allegedly accosted a 19-year-old student who was delivering newspapers to his Tokyo apartment one afternoon, grabbing her and forcing her inside.
There he told her “I’ll teach you how to play the flute! You won’t be going home until you can blow it!”, gave her a flute, and began groping her breasts.
She fled without further indignity being forced upon her, and reported the incident to police.
Police later arrested the man on charges of indecent assault, which he strenuously denies, saying “I only wanted to teach her how to play the flute.”
In Japan, the combination of indecent assault and forcible flute tutelage has made for irresistible headlines – “shakuhachi” is slang for “fellatio,” something which seems not to have escaped the valiant newscaster above.
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Young people these days just have no respect for the fine arts.
Ishihara has no respect for any type of art. I am that I am taking up my fine arts course right now.
What do expect he's a Fascist!
Last time I checked, Hitler was an artist before he was a Nazi
@ H-Ero
Apparently he didn't either if he signed up to play the flute as a means to get laid.
I wonder if he planned this out in his head and thought that that line is the line that would make a girl think "Oh wow, this is erotic!"
Oh well... remember kids. Don't do paper routes. You'll be forced to learn the flute, and you will never, ever forget how to play Three Blind Mice. That tune haunts my nightmares...
This is one of those = (it seemed like a good idea at the time) time
FAIL
especially his response when they tried to arrest him "I was only trying to teach her how to play the flute" I couldn't stop laughing, this sound like something out of American Pie
If that is Art then wth is with S&M sex? Extreme art???
The skin flute.
Mine is a skin recorder. Anyone has that one?
what does it do? record other peoples skin?
New technologies are amazing...
I figure it would be called the meat flute.
wait.. its 72 years old skin flute
So, its a broken flute then.
Just tune the ball-bearings and it should work again.
Theres a few cracks and it smells like fish as well
Nope it's a flaccid flute that's just flopping in the wind.
You just need to re-lubricate the creaky parts and it should all be good!
@The Negotiator
you and your Avatar are perfect!
Just needs a little polish and cleaning and things should just straighten out
It's not broken; just brittle.
And all crumpled up
Well, it still makes sounds nevertheless.. albeit not from the flute itself and not in form of whistle.
Thank you for reminding me [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWjDDQZDK4].
At the next apartment, the occupant invited her in to stroke his pet Trouser Snake.
Solid Snake likes to be pet tho.
Solid Snake is OLD
hez still hot b1tch!
After being petted too much by the occupant, it's pretty sure Solid Snake has become Flaccid Snake
I guess Ishit-hara has a new reason to lambaste foreigners while at the same time lambaste anime and manga.
It looks like that every second that goes by my dream of a master's degree at Toudai is less like to become true T.T
I feel you, I on the other hand want to pursue my Master's Degree in Civil Engineering at Tokyo Institute of technology....
Hello Nippon people.
I am wishful of learning the nuclear engineering at your fine universities, and also to be doing practical field work with your electrical plants.
I do not wish to explode watermelons.
Thank You.
I like K-On and sex with young girls very much.
"Remember that in Japan, even if you are a Japanese, if you grew up outside Japan, you are treated as a foreigner."
Really? Not even nazis had such strict rules...
"And it is no doubt that Ishit-hara will bastardize this news for his own gains..."
The musician guy probably got his "teach her how to play the flute" idea from reading Ishihara's novels.
Remember that in Japan, even if you are a Japanese, if you grew up outside Japan, you are treated as a foreigner.
And it is no doubt that Ishit-hara will bastardize this news for his own gains...
CAASOfag spotted.
Nada, politécnica.
He might just happen to be born in America and hence got the American citizenship that way, but he is still a japanese and that's why he lives in Japan.
Nationality ≠ Race.
Looks like, as japanese old farts are concerned; 72 is like being 15 years old again... found it SO disgusting.
Actually I haven't made up my mind yet.
I'm a Computer Engineering student so Tokyo Institute of Technology is also in my list.
I study at University of São Paulo(Brazil): http://www.arwu.org/ARWU2010.jsp
Its 101-150 in the list. It's the best I can have without going abroad.
"an American citizen of Japanese ethnicity".
I think it means he's American but his parents or grandparents were japanese. If you can say he is japanese just because of that then I'm not brazilian I'm italian - lol
Also, I think that xenophobic bastards will only look at the AMERICAN part of this.
Can't you guys read?
"an American citizen of Japanese ethnicity".
But the article said about "American citizen of Japanese ethnicity", with other words a Japanese with an U.S. passport, so practically a Japanese and a US citizen on paper.
would be a better story if she was underage
Too much harmful manga @ this corner?
Lol Play the Flute not that Flute this 1
That's a weird story...How could a old man "force" a 19 years girl to do this? How many years a girl need to learn to kick an old man in the balls?
Agree, it's like the case with the IMF director, I mean how can a really old man beat a healty women narly her 20's? Come on people!
Why cant women be stronger? Then no one will be able to touch them without their consent :/
this is a proof of statement that : ONLY A FOREIGNER GETS THE CASE CALLED SEXUAL HARRASMENT / "ILLEGAL RAPE".
BUT! - if this guy's a Japanese, what's gonna happen?
HERE " "That girl is immoral, she should have entered the room of the man, this is SUCH A SIN, the man is just having some mental issues and the woman complied with physical abuse". She gets sentence and LET THE MAN FREE". case close.
YEAH JAPAN! IT JUST SHOWS THAT RAPING THERE IS SUCH AN EXCLUSIVE THING FOR YOUR KIND.
RAPE FOR MOAR!
gone the days of fappable opening image....
“I’ll teach you how to play the flute! You won’t be going home until you can blow it!”
This sounds like it's straight out of a doujin. Life imitating art?
Interesting on the slang info. Playing (blowing) flute is also euphemism for fellatio in Chinese
Seriously; EVERYTHING's a euphemism nowadays. :0
Massage parlors probly get 30 - 50 dudes a day asking for happy endings...
I bet she was disappointed when she saw how small the flute was.