Don’t turn your XBox on! It might break. …

Don’t turn your XBox on! It might break.

Sony: “PSN Returns on 31st of May”:

Why don’t you post a source from their official website Atrefact, because otherwise it’s probably fake.
Sony: “PSN Returns on 31st of May”:

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Sony: “PSN Returns on 31st of May”:

i think haked is a new term for a sony product thats lost the respect of the public. example: Today my sony ps3 got haked by hakers. i no longer buy any sony products they are to easily haked.
Sony: “PSN Returns on 31st of May”:

i dont own a ps3 and after this fiasco i doubt i ever will. I wonder how many people are put off buying a ps3 after this. poor sony lol
Sony: “PSN Returns on 31st of May”:

im playinf fallout 3 again in hard dificult i have all dlc and havnt noticed psn don until i logged today XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD you dont need multiplayeronline you only need lan conectivity cuz the only real fun is when you play whit your pals in a lan party till everyone have its eyes fryed like kentucy chiken thats the real thing

If My Heart Had Wings Announced:

its okay guys we can still jerk off to the duck with the nice hat
Otaku Elect Fan Sex Rino in “Creepiest Ever” AKB48 Election:

Sankaku headlines are always deliberate. Gotta love that.
If My Heart Had Wings Announced:

christ. along with everyone else. why in gods green earth would anyone bother to make an all ages english version of a japanese h-vn? thats like taking call of duty and releasing the game with NO Guns, knives and even hands. for christ sake.. i was looking forward to endless nights of jerking it but now i have to settle with this all ages piece of shit.
Xbox One “Clearly Inferior” To PS4, Sony Stock Surges:

… an 8-core Next-gen unit that can play NES games. I’ve seen that somewhe- oh yeah. My computer. So… any interessting exclusives actually coming or can I stay with my PC like the last generation and the one before that?
Louis Vuitton’s Hatsune Miku Figure: “Miku = Fashion Icon!”:

I CANT READ YOU OVER THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE.