Trigger discipline… =_=; Please Japan, don’t go to war. Half of you will …

Trigger discipline… =_=;

Please Japan, don’t go to war.
Half of you will blow your nuts off at this rate.

74% of Americans “Don’t Trust” China:

Seems about right. They’ve been arming our enemies, screwing around with our money system, and cozying up with our politicians at every opportunity. The average American has every reason not to trust the Chinese government. We always knew were we stood with the Russians, and they have strong principles. China is going to be a troublesome opponent because its wrapped itself around our industrial base.
70% of US: “Dump Japan in Favor of China!”:

I think this poll is bullshit. Honestly, Japan? After staring down nuclear annihilation, the communist wave, natural disasters and every political mishap possible, do you really believe Americans would walk away that easily? Yea, that’s not happening.
24 Car Ferrari Pile-Up Japan’s “Most Expensive Ever”:

Its a fairly safe car, as you can see. Besides: people who can afford one Ferrari can probably afford two or three and in the insurance to cover them. Its all covered. We commoners can now go back to paying a higher premium for every parking ticket we get…
24 Car Ferrari Pile-Up Japan’s “Most Expensive Ever”:

100mph is not that fast for most cars. Especially not for supercars.
The USB ONACON – “8 Times Better Than Using Your Hand!”:

As a general rule of thumb, I avoid putting my penis into things which eventually plug into a 110V wall socket.