Earthquake Censorship Reaches New Lows…
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Apr 13, 2011 05:10 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Censorship, Earthquakes, Hollywood, NHK, Oppai, TV
Eager NHK viewers who had been waiting for the steamy Brooke Shields sex scene in “The Blue Lagoon” have experienced what may be the worst timed earthquake ever…
To add insult to injury, the rest of the broadcast was cancelled.
Whilst the scope of Japan’s superb disaster warning infrastructure is reassuring, there are concerns that when it comes to TV things can be taken a little far – anime fans in particular feel hard done by, as can be seen from the gallery of their misfortune.















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Is it bad that I was amused by the clever use of censorship?
No, I am personally rather amused myself
I share in the amusement.
One simply can't help but feel amused.
I agree. I gladly excuse censorship if it's at least hilarious.
I might have laughed abit too hard at quake-censor :3
*Create earthquake warning filter*
*Place over screenshot*
*Commence rage*
They should make up for it by airing Pretty Baby =)
I fell off my chair laughing my ass off when I saw this. hahaha
Hurrah for big let downs!
That movie traumatised me as a child. O_O
that movie made me a horny teenager at the age of 9
So that's what they mean by an "earth-shaking orgasm"...
They came with the rage of Gaia.
So THAT'S Brooke's Shield...
wow, they got quake-owned.
Almighty Earth 1 - Onanism 0
Earthquake:1, Onanist:0... for NOW. Once hentai resumes, it'll be Earthquake:1, Onanist:999 (+10 every minute)
very clever HouseLife
That is a old movie now and a very young Brooke Shields - too funny that all these years later on some random broadcast in Japan it gets earthquake censored.
+ three hands = atomic orgasm.
Still better than a giant ray of light
Who cares its not anime
+1 who cares?
yeah, who faking cares anyway?
works better than penguins or ink stains
Considering this warning popped up simultaneously across all channels, it was entirely coincidental.
Hell, I was watching a cooking show and the thing was blocking all of the recipes until it got switched to the news outright.
Couldn't they just scroll the info across the bottom of the screen, instead of blocking half of it?
Here in Florida, if there is a strong lightning storm or flood watch in effect, the station just scroll the information across the bottom of the screen, letting you know which areas will be affected, especially during rainy/hurricane season ( May 31 to Oct. 31)
Yes, scrolling the info across the bottom of the screen WOULD be the normal thing to do, but japs are morons so it can't be helped.
this is a cool way to give a censorship
Heh, in the thumbnail it looks like the leaf is covering here boob.
That's some creative censorship.
And many lolz were had. But this is kinda odd seeing her as a little girl in a movie the previous day who got burned to death in the first ten minutes.
lol that's a downer :P
nature: the ultimate troll....
Interesting way to kill a boner.
Wait more like NOO!! 1980 Deja Vu
This was made before I was born Mindfuck ^_^
Oh wow, I can't stop laughing at this. xD
we now bring you "The Blue Lagoon" in HD!...you wish! lolololol
LIKE Yes YES YES
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
DAMN IT!!!
2 minutes later We are canceling this to
NOO!!!!!!!!
just.. ha ha ha ha ha ha
people who enjoy this show must be feeling annoyed.
Epic fail is epic.
Well, kind of, considering its pretty old movie that you can just watch anytime, not on TV.
Coincidence? Yeah, right...
You're embarrassing, Japan.
Thowes two waz gettin it on so hard they caused the earth quake.
She's Western 3DPD anyway.
So nothing of value was lost.
Agreed times 10
Agreed Infinite Stratos Time ^^
Moe-shit lovers confirmed
In all actuality....
They didn't miss much, as THAT old 1980's movie, sucked balls!!
nothing is censored really. annoying since brooke showed A LOT more when she was younger. pretty baby?
anyway, blue lagoon, hotter brooke, no nudity. lame.
pretty baby, loli brooke, plenty of nudity. lame.
Yeah, that movie sucked ass big time. But Blue Lagoon was a big deal around when it first came out because Brooke bared a lot of skin and everyone wanted to see. Very boring movie though, even for soft core pr0n. Not recommended. Unless anyone REALLY wants to see Brooke in the buff..
well,the characters were cousins in the movie if you want another turn-on...
They really didn't miss much...