Japanese women asked what lines they most want to hear from a man supply a suitably soppy ranking, although men hoping to stay the night had better reconsider their choice of approach.
1. When I’m with you I’m at ease
2. I have the most fun when I’m with you
3. I want to be with you forever!
4. I wanted to meet you so I hurried over
5. I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love you
6. I’m glad I met you
7. I love you more every time I meet you
8. I’m most happy now
9. Am I good enough for you?
10. I’m always thinking of you
A ranking which could probably be profitably recycled as lyrics for a boy band…
See also the ranking for female lines men would like to hear, similar but different in certain subtle but crucial areas.
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what happens next in the pic?
Nothing, but there are two yuri versions of that pic, with Kyousuke replaced by Kirino [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892577/aqua_eyes-ass-black_eyes-black_hair-blonde_hair-bl] and Sena. [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892578/2girls-akagi_sena-ass-black_hair-black_legwear-blu]
And she have different expression for each of them
thanks alot
yuri makes everything better
Nothing, but there are two yuri versions of that pic, with Kyousuke replaced by Kirino [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892577/aqua_eyes-ass-black_eyes-black_hair-blonde_hair-bl] and Sena. [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892578/2girls-akagi_sena-ass-black_hair-black_legwear-blu]
At least the image title give the artist name. But no sequel, just variations of who is romancing her.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/index?tags=kanna_asuke
At least this list actually mentions love.
Unrealistically glossed and sugarcoated as it may be...
It may be kind of an all encompassing, above cloud 9 kind of a list, but look at the men's list and it's almost pathetic, the level of interaction that blows away the guy's mind. Holding hands or transcending time and space to pierce the heavens.... with love? lol
Don't remember saying that the other list is any more realistic.
I was just telling it as it is.
# 7 actually works! I said it to a Tokyo based Japanese web model not 2 hours ago!!
and it was 'True' - she gets Hotter each time I see her.
This list is soppy alright but nowhere near as creative as cheesy English pick-up lines. You might as well go all out.
"Let me make you a sandwich"
Oi, I'm eating my BMT here.
Ill assume thats like a BLT but with mayo instead of lettuce. YUMMO
Bowel movement and tomato, delicious.
"I have a party in my pants and you're invited."
"Here...the letters are embossed in gold"
TITS OR GTFO!
toping all others, "I dont want to be with you just because of your tits, I prefer your mind"
All beaten by this:
"I'll give you all my money!"
This ranking seems to be from February I think.
"This is my credit card's PIN number"
9. Am I good enough for you? <--- WTF!?
Wont it apply for both ways!!
#9 is so risky. The last thing you want is for them to actually take that idea into consideration.
"I'll also vote against Ishihara"
garh!! I was about to write that!
WIN!
More like "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
"I'll give you all this money!"
There, fixed it for you because all the money from a poor guy is not enough -.-
"I don't want you to ever have to work again!"
Noone made the "Go make me a sammich!" yet? ...Ooh, suprised!
I like money...
:-o
I want to be with you forever! Now ca I please plug your butt hole with my dick?
what you said can also be disguised as "1. When I’m with you I’m at ease"
This is 100% truth. I almost stole some other guy's GF by saying I'll be rich in the future.
But I dumped her for being a slut. Finding out a girl's a slut is the worst thing to happen.
For long term relationships, yes...
Her money-shaving ways is one matter. YOU DON'T LIKE SLUTS!? WHAT, YOUR DICK AIN'T STRONG ENOUGH!?
One would think that her dumping someone else for you just because you'd be rich in the future would be enough of a hint...
Here, take this.
On a summer day under the sun
I hurried to meet you 4
When I’m with you, I have the most fun 2
My love grows every time I see you 7
On the cold days of winter
I’m always thinking of you 10
I want you be with you forever! 3
I’ve never loved anyone as much as I do you 5
Am I good enough for you? 9
Tell me and grant me peace
I’m glad I met you 6
For with you I’m at ease 1
My love to you I vow
Because I’m most happy now 8
*clap clap clap clap*
11. Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Yes, and the follow up question would be," What breed of horse is it?" They want to know how much money you paid for that horse ^^
12. Tiny Japanese girl, you're my tiny Japanese girl.
13. Yama-yamaha, Yama-yamaha, Yama-yamaha, Moog, and a Casio.
A girl doesn't want their beloved man to order them to make him a sandwich?
I hate this century.
These lines are so cliché, I feel butthurt over their simplicity
Not the "My money is your money"?
This is number one
1.) i earn 50$/hr
"I'm gonna give you (a) money (shot)"
"Am I good enough for you?" strikes me as a bit odd. But all in all, really sweet stuff. Makes me feel warm inside. =w=
DO I EARN ENOUGH MONEY FOR YOU??!!
Given your the gigolo and she is the girl pimp.