Japanese men asked what lines they most want to hear from a woman supply a ranking headed by what is most certainly the phrase most men everywhere wish to hear…
1. I don’t want to go home tonight
2. I have the most fun when I’m with you
3. When I’m with you I’m at ease
4. I’m glad I met you
5. I want to be with you forever!
6. Can I fall in love with you?
7. Can I hold your hand?
8. I wanted to meet you so I hurried over
9. I’m most happy now
10. Can I be your girlfriend?
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"Do what you want to me, just don't wake me up" -Robin Scherbatsky
-sigh- top ten lines i never heard from a girl ;_;
Never played a dating sim, huh?
Hate to break it to ya son; them gals are not real. They are just a-pretendin'.
Sadly Anon is right. Those game gals are with other guys whenever you're not playing the sim...
Way to go captain OBVIOUS. What's next ,are you going to tell us a triangle has three sides?
Nah, those girls were never the players' at ANY time. They are the main male characters' bitches.
You'd feel a lot better if you paid 50 bucks for a 40something whore with a loose pussy.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
That's because yours is not even brand if you know what I mean. That's how I would reply to such insinuations.
Actually, I've heard "I don’t want to go home tonight" before. It was a one night stand, and it didn't end well. Long story short, I didn't get off before the cops came.
Do tell.
Oh, hell... That was something.
Life of Bryan, always interesting ;)
yeah, so im not the only one eh? those are the top 10 lines I've never heard from a girl, and i bet I'll never hear. I don't blame them though, I wouldn't want me either :(
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jk, three shots of bailey's to you, mate!
I've actually heard #1 from my now ex. -shrug-
And that proves the fact that no real girls speak that stuff.
Thanks for the eroge Noodle.
Joke aside; these are actually lines that could be said in reality. I have some experience with them.
The speakers turned out to be horrible people however. Yea. That's reality; look out people.
4,8,9,10 - I did hear those, but I might have done something wrong
@anon 7:54
yeah, no one wants an anon lol jk
Sometimes no hope is better than some... I've had a really cute fujoshi tell me I'm awesome and fun to be with - then stay inaccessible 99% of the time, but act really friendly the other 1%.
Before, I figured there was no hope, but it's not like things were any different than usual. Now I can hope and strive all I want and get nowhere. Before, I at least had my apathy! :p
"You're not horny? I'll make you something to eat then."
"I'm coming!"
Oh my... Its bigger than expected.
Two full inches!
Dont look down on 2 inches!!!
2 inches wide?
I like it better 2 inches inverted.
2 inches? that better at least be circumference, if not radius...
it's also able to make a perfect 90 degree turn
*scratch that* 360, use your imagination to view great things XD
Holy shit dudes...
1 inch rules
DAMN RITE!!!
2 inches ftw.
2 inches from the floor.
Only one matchs my top. As the title pic suggests, I would rather have a girl call me, "Nii-san..." or "Onii-chan..." while having a dere attitude followed by number 6. Bonus points if it's a twin.
HURR. Implying some Japanese chick in America would go up to a neckbeard virgin gaijin like you and call you onii-chan whilst inviting her twin sister over for a threesome.
So deluded.
Downvoted for truth.
>in America
internet =/= america
though indeed you can easily guess he's from america for saying stupid stuffs like that, he might as well be in japan right now
Who said that I was a gaijin? Ok, fine half/half.
~Kira
You REGISTERED on this site.
The best chance you can have at getting all that is by paying a high-class whore.
Good luck finding at least 2000 dollars though. I suppose you wouldn't be single if you had that much money in the first place.
i've registered on this site, even though i'm posting anonymously now, and the above has happened to me and continues to on a regular basis.
My cute loli friend calls me Onii-chan. Because I'm a year older than her and taller by 2 feet haha. No dere attitude , but a nice girl nonetheless.
Cue comments about the women's list being nothing but "I'm rich".
It's funny how stereotypes sometimes seem to be reverse of what's true. Do girls like pink, or do guys like girls in pink? Are guys callous users and girls hopeless romantics, or the other way around? I've seen plenty of shallow guys no doubt, but quite often it's the other way around. I've seen countless marriages end because the guy loved his wife and was ready to spend his life with her, but she wanted to trade up.
I don't mean misogyny by this - most of this stuff seems hard coded, so can you really hate women for being attracted to cash any more than you could hate someone for being gay or a minority race? Still, it's funny how statistically, the sex archetypes seem backwards...
Hate of gays/minorities/etc stems from the enforcement of ignorance by the majority to protect themselves (their power/wealth/prestige) by casting all other groups in a spectrum of "other", basing the ranks on how compatible other groups' beliefs, physical appearance, point of view was to their own...
In terms of men/women stereotypes/relations, although similar to the above argument how there's a shifting of power between the two sexes, it differs greatly from other relations in that women, with a substantially greater say (than previous generations, although not completely on parity) are able to push their influence to gain equality on certain instances (such as greater independence in choosing partners) while yet still attempting to keep previous "advantages" (not being expected to work/treated for food even in instances where the woman is also working). Men on the other hand, have generally been unable to really fight back because of the historically privy nature of their status, thus being painted as an overall badguy and therefore not allowed to fight against even the most unfair of accusations.
[Btw, chivalry, such as opening doors for women, letting women avoid hard work, was actually meant to balance the fact that men had power while women (usually not in a formal matter) did not, so men extended preferential treatment toward the "fairer sex". By the way chivalry was only for the upper classes, so peasant women generally did not receive such gracious treatment except under special circumstances.]
I'd say hate of minorities, gays, etc can be boiled down further into an extension of the instinctive fear or discomfort of things we don't understand or perceive to be different. Whether this difference or unknown is cultural norms, or sexual preference and even new foods but most people will experience unease at first contact with these things.
When these differences or unknowns are perceived as a threat to a person or groups own comfort bubble, that is when reasons for why they're dangerous are created. This is what creates hate groups and societies that enforce a certain ignorant view of so-called "dangers".
The "Other" is dangerous, no matter what it is. Normally minorities will have to desentize the "normal" populace in order to be accepted.
This is counter-acted by the black sheep in the groups, criminals, or those who don't fit the rules the "normal populace" has set for the group. Take, for example, gays; flaming gays who work as fashion experts are considered an integral part of gays, but if a gay acts like a hetero man people start reacting oddly. They must be odd to be gay, because gay is odd.
I must admit though, gays and lesbians have gotten far in a short period of time, "soon" they might be accepted as "normal" people by the general populace.
actually believe it or not light blue used to be the girls colour and pink was for the boys, because it was like a washed out red. Early examples of this would be Snow Whites dress, Alice in Wonderlands Dress & vintage clothing for women back then....but i get the reversed stereotype thngy :B
lol... ya pretty much