Top 10 Lines You Want to Hear From a Girl

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Japanese men asked what lines they most want to hear from a woman supply a ranking headed by what is most certainly the phrase most men everywhere wish to hear…

The ranking:

1. I don’t want to go home tonight

2. I have the most fun when I’m with you

3. When I’m with you I’m at ease

4. I’m glad I met you

5. I want to be with you forever!

6. Can I fall in love with you?

7. Can I hold your hand?

8. I wanted to meet you so I hurried over

9. I’m most happy now

10. Can I be your girlfriend?

See also the ranking for women.


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    Avatar of H.exe
    Comment by H.exe
    08:13 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    11. "It's illegal but we'll keep it a secret" ;3

    Avatar of Crim
    Comment by Crim
    16:13 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    12. During Sex - "Can my roommate join us?"

    Comment by Anonymous

    1. Can I swallow now?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Do what you want to me, just don't wake me up" -Robin Scherbatsky

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    Comment by CivicSoldier
    06:41 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    -sigh- top ten lines i never heard from a girl ;_;

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    07:54 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Never played a dating sim, huh?

    Comment by Anonymous

    Hate to break it to ya son; them gals are not real. They are just a-pretendin'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:27 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Way to go captain OBVIOUS. What's next ,are you going to tell us a triangle has three sides?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sadly Anon is right. Those game gals are with other guys whenever you're not playing the sim...

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    Comment by jamesownsall
    16:54 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, those girls were never the players' at ANY time. They are the main male characters' bitches.

    You'd feel a lot better if you paid 50 bucks for a 40something whore with a loose pussy.

    Avatar of Sithreis
    Comment by Sithreis
    07:14 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:27 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's because yours is not even brand if you know what I mean. That's how I would reply to such insinuations.

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    Comment by Erranty
    08:31 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, I've heard "I don’t want to go home tonight" before. It was a one night stand, and it didn't end well. Long story short, I didn't get off before the cops came.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do tell.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 13/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, hell... That was something.

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    Comment by Skoll
    17:33 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Life of Bryan, always interesting ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:54 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, so im not the only one eh? those are the top 10 lines I've never heard from a girl, and i bet I'll never hear. I don't blame them though, I wouldn't want me either :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:09 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    [SET UP PROGRAM "WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN"]
    [UPLOADING SOUND FILE "CRY ME A RIVER"]
    [FILE SENT TO ANON]

    jk, three shots of bailey's to you, mate!

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    08:12 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've actually heard #1 from my now ex. -shrug-

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And that proves the fact that no real girls speak that stuff.

    Thanks for the eroge Noodle.

    Joke aside; these are actually lines that could be said in reality. I have some experience with them.
    The speakers turned out to be horrible people however. Yea. That's reality; look out people.

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    Comment by ルーカス
    08:01 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    4,8,9,10 - I did hear those, but I might have done something wrong

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    Comment by Naoli
    08:06 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    @anon 7:54

    yeah, no one wants an anon lol jk

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    Comment by Imyou
    08:44 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometimes no hope is better than some... I've had a really cute fujoshi tell me I'm awesome and fun to be with - then stay inaccessible 99% of the time, but act really friendly the other 1%.

    Before, I figured there was no hope, but it's not like things were any different than usual. Now I can hope and strive all I want and get nowhere. Before, I at least had my apathy! :p

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    Comment by Demonboy
    07:59 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "Hey, I bought Soul Calibur, wanna go a round?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:21 12/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That actually isnt rare these days o.o ... at least where i live =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:43 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Beat her... with Mitsurugi.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Oh my... Its bigger than expected.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Two full inches!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:20 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Dont look down on 2 inches!!!

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    Comment by TheBeast
    09:27 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    2 inches wide?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:12 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    2 inches? that better at least be circumference, if not radius...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I like it better 2 inches inverted.

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    10:13 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's also able to make a perfect 90 degree turn

    *scratch that* 360, use your imagination to view great things XD

    Comment by Anonymous

    Holy shit dudes...

    Comment by Anonymous

    1 inch rules

    Comment by Anonymous

    DAMN RITE!!!

    2 inches ftw.

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    Comment by Enan
    11:24 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    2 inches from the floor.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "You're not horny? I'll make you something to eat then."

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    Comment by konakona
    22:01 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "I'm coming!"

    Avatar of Shuckie Junkins
    Comment by Shuckie Junkins
    06:44 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "I'm back, and I've got that sandwich you wanted."

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:46 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    and she better be in a maid outfit

    Avatar of Sithreis
    Comment by Sithreis
    07:14 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Invisible maid outfit right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:35 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I prefer naked apron over just plain naked

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:12 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    AAaaaaaaannnd this is why you guys never hear these things from girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    maid outfit or naked apron, not full nude, a lil cloth makes her sexier, and me hornier XD

    Comment by Anonymous

    And that makes you playboy mac-muffin right?

    Good one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer Nekomimi

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    Comment by Fronzel
    06:36 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Cue comments about the women's list being nothing but "I'm rich".

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    Comment by Imyou
    08:42 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    It's funny how stereotypes sometimes seem to be reverse of what's true. Do girls like pink, or do guys like girls in pink? Are guys callous users and girls hopeless romantics, or the other way around? I've seen plenty of shallow guys no doubt, but quite often it's the other way around. I've seen countless marriages end because the guy loved his wife and was ready to spend his life with her, but she wanted to trade up.

    I don't mean misogyny by this - most of this stuff seems hard coded, so can you really hate women for being attracted to cash any more than you could hate someone for being gay or a minority race? Still, it's funny how statistically, the sex archetypes seem backwards...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Hate of gays/minorities/etc stems from the enforcement of ignorance by the majority to protect themselves (their power/wealth/prestige) by casting all other groups in a spectrum of "other", basing the ranks on how compatible other groups' beliefs, physical appearance, point of view was to their own...

    In terms of men/women stereotypes/relations, although similar to the above argument how there's a shifting of power between the two sexes, it differs greatly from other relations in that women, with a substantially greater say (than previous generations, although not completely on parity) are able to push their influence to gain equality on certain instances (such as greater independence in choosing partners) while yet still attempting to keep previous "advantages" (not being expected to work/treated for food even in instances where the woman is also working). Men on the other hand, have generally been unable to really fight back because of the historically privy nature of their status, thus being painted as an overall badguy and therefore not allowed to fight against even the most unfair of accusations.

    [Btw, chivalry, such as opening doors for women, letting women avoid hard work, was actually meant to balance the fact that men had power while women (usually not in a formal matter) did not, so men extended preferential treatment toward the "fairer sex". By the way chivalry was only for the upper classes, so peasant women generally did not receive such gracious treatment except under special circumstances.]

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'd say hate of minorities, gays, etc can be boiled down further into an extension of the instinctive fear or discomfort of things we don't understand or perceive to be different. Whether this difference or unknown is cultural norms, or sexual preference and even new foods but most people will experience unease at first contact with these things.

    When these differences or unknowns are perceived as a threat to a person or groups own comfort bubble, that is when reasons for why they're dangerous are created. This is what creates hate groups and societies that enforce a certain ignorant view of so-called "dangers".

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:41 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The "Other" is dangerous, no matter what it is. Normally minorities will have to desentize the "normal" populace in order to be accepted.
    This is counter-acted by the black sheep in the groups, criminals, or those who don't fit the rules the "normal populace" has set for the group. Take, for example, gays; flaming gays who work as fashion experts are considered an integral part of gays, but if a gay acts like a hetero man people start reacting oddly. They must be odd to be gay, because gay is odd.

    I must admit though, gays and lesbians have gotten far in a short period of time, "soon" they might be accepted as "normal" people by the general populace.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:21 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    actually believe it or not light blue used to be the girls colour and pink was for the boys, because it was like a washed out red. Early examples of this would be Snow Whites dress, Alice in Wonderlands Dress & vintage clothing for women back then....but i get the reversed stereotype thngy :B

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol... ya pretty much







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