I’d rather masturbate with sandpaper than see a FF7 remake come out. That …

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Comment on Final Fantasy XIV Player Populations At Death’s Door by Usagi:

I’d rather masturbate with sandpaper than see a FF7 remake come out.
That said, a lot of people seem to want it, and it would probably sell very well.

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