Schoolgirl Coffee Enema Man “Can’t Be Prosecuted”

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Charges of malpractice made against a man who gave schoolgirls coffee enemas without a license have been dropped.

Chiba police formerly arrested the man and his accomplices for giving coffee enemas to a number of female patrons, including several 14-year-old girls, at his clinic, as he had no medical qualifications of any sort.

However, police were subsequently forced to drop the charges due to a lack of evidence.

Just what sort of evidence they felt they required is not clear – the coffee in question, perhaps.


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    Avatar of kazaza2
    Comment by kazaza2
    03:59 18/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Hey!! This coffee tastes like shit!!!.....Ohhhhh!

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    Comment by denn
    04:13 18/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    If only the fools had added cream.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 18/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    ...Before? Or after?

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    Comment by toyNN
    04:52 18/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    So how exactly do you get an *license* to administer coffee-enemas?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:09 18/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    @05:28

    I live and have always lived in Mexico and never in all my life have I ever seen a place (hospital or independent clinic) that do or even recommend coffee enemas.

    I don't know where your friend was going, but I'm sure who ever did her enemas was laughing his ass off afterwards.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:39 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    hmm, good question
    the answer is probably: none
    and anyway, that probably doesnt matter
    unless japan has the dumbest police in the universe i suppose the clinic keeps no records of the procedures leaving only the option to look for what coffee they might have and compare it to traces they find in those asses...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @08:09
    Obviously I'm not going to mention the clinic by name, but just Google coffee enema cancer mexico

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:28 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are some really dubious "cancer clinics" in Mexico that give people coffee enemas. I knew this schoolgirl who had bone cancer, and she went there to have coffee enemas. Whenever I met her afterwards all I could think about was coffee. She died.

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    Comment by dreadx6
    04:57 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon why not both?
    and @toyNN since it isn't a proven technique and still unproven i don't think there is a license. Compare it to herbal remedies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:58 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Japan, duuh!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:11 18/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "Just what sort of evidence they felt they required is not clear – the coffee in question, perhaps."

    Now I'm curious to what brand of coffee the doctor used on his patients...

    My favorite coffee is 'Folgers: Special Roast'...

    *stares at the picture*

    Give me a negative if you want, but this just gave me a very fresh idea for a hentai scenario...

    Someone should turn this into a hentai doujin with certain anime characters...

    May as well make it a hot MILF doctor performing the coffee enema on a cute DFC~

    Anyone have any idea what would be a good anime series for a potential hentai doujin based on this real life case to be made from..?

    -Azure Xuchilbara
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    Comment by Hatsune Miku
    06:42 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it's considered a job in japan then I'm taking it!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:48 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It IS shit, Austin...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:59 18/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The best part of wakin' up, is Folgers in your butt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Quick, everybody make funny comments that were relevant to the first article but you didn't get a chance to use before, instead of making comments relevant to this development in the story.

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    Comment by Holy One
    12:15 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Eh? There's license for that? O_o

    Funny shit, lol. Sick coprophiliac hentai. XD

    Comment by Anonymous

    In Soviet Japan, you drink coffee with the OTHER hole...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:15 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That's just stupid.

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    Comment by Megidola
    03:41 18/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Dropping charges for lack of evidence? These police need to wake up and smell the coffee!

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    Comment by demonhaseo
    03:52 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    *plays a rimshot* once again, bad pun, but nicely placed.

    On another note I think the officers were too busy dealing with people lending games, and modding figures to search for evidence for a true crime.

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    Comment by Megidola
    04:02 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good to know you can always count on them to take action when it really matters /sarcasm

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    Comment by Aliaus
    06:58 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ya well its much safer to give tickets than to catch real criminals

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    Comment by demonhaseo
    05:19 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kinda like the police force here in america now-a-days :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:16 18/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Maybe they couldn't hold him because they had no GROUNDS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 18/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    He drank all the evidences.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:05 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aw.... Awwwwwwwwww man.... EW! xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:10 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe the cops drink it..
    you know, doughnut and coffee things..

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:15 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol, i guess the evidence went down the drain, and since you can't compare coffee enema from regular sewage waste, there truly isn't much that can be done... And I doubt the girls wanted the cops to smells their asses to compare aromas from the coffee to their anuses, lol that'd be a sight to see...

    hmmm... thinking it twice, it IS a sight to see

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    04:06 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They spilled the coffee ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:11 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    She spill the coffee..
    from her ass..

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    Comment by konakona
    03:56 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm confused. They found out they did it to a 14 year old girl but lack evidence?

    Oh and so if he had a license then he could do it then lol? There's a license for it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If there is I want one (license, not the enema)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 16/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want the enema

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:48 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't understand why a medical licensee is required for an enema. You can go and buy enema kits and do them at home.

    Now if he was doing breast exams and pap smears then that's a different story.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not only that, but you can administer one to any consenting adult. You can also do "breast exams" and anything else that isn't illegal otherwise, but once again, as long as they consent and are not minors.

    The problem is, that you can't go and tell people you are a doctor in order to convince them into it.

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    Comment by Pyrolight
    03:52 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Man is accused of touching a girl on a train... GUILTY!!!

    School girl enema... Sorry no proof.

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    Comment by RaspberryKisses
    03:50 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So he can't work as doctor any more....so i guess his next occupation is in coffee shop?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:25 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Talk about a caffeine rush.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:47 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    no justice in japan. women are treated badly in japan. rise up and overthrow that government.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:11 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    are you stupid? women are treated better in japan than anywhere in the world. why do you think their idol industry is so big? because of the prevailing "women are better than men" attitude in japan. they have legal sexism in japan favouring women such as lower prices for movies etc...in my country any business charging different prices based on gender would be shut down....it's against the law. women have run japan since time immemorial and you can see that by reading the life story of all their powerful men who all had ambitious women working in the background behind them. women were instrumental in making japan a war like society (just like they were in Sparta, another war-based society) and they have always had their own hierarchy and their own methods of getting things done. Nobunaga was haunted by Ichi, Musashi driven to perfection by Otsu, Toshiie loved by Matsu, all through japanese history and literature the theme of fear of and respect for women is constant. Harming women has always been frowned upon (but sometimes deemed necessary) in Japan and their chivalric code was more strict than say the English knights' was on that issue. also, if you look at any modern Japanese marriage (even ones with Japanese wives and gaijin husbands), it's the woman who runs the marriage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:23 19/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've lived in Japan for two years and have heard so many fucked up stories about how Japanese men treat women. I reckon most Japanese women must take it for granted that they'll be raped by their bosses, or a taxi driver, or a fucking scuba diver instructor at some point in their lives. I've worked for dozens of schools and boards of education and you know how many women principals/heads of department I've met? FUCKING ZERO. That trend is constant across all professions in Japan, except objectified idols. And Japanese women aren't powers behind thrones. They're domestic slaves who demurely accept their shitty lives while their husbands fuck every office lady they can get their hands on.

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    16:56 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Something to expect from the police over there...

    Alright, nothing to see here, move it along...

    BTW, this was very entertaining while it lasted, this coffee enema tied incident...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:29 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like Ishiharas goons are preparing for the next step.

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    Comment by PrinceHeir
    17:25 19/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's pretty weird O_O

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    Comment by Imyou
    09:40 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    How to tell I've been hanging out in the hentai crowd for too long:
    My first thought was "OMG! That is... probably a pretty fast and hardcore way to absorb caffeine. At least it wouldn't upset their stomachs..."

    13:07 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Police: Your under arrest enema man.
    Enema man: What are the charges?
    Police: Mind if we sit down first.
    Enema man: Ok, would you like some coffee?
    Police: Yes please.
    Enema man: *pours a cup of coffee* here you go.
    Police: *drinks coffee* it has a unique taste.
    Enema man: It a one of a kind coffee, so the charges?
    Police: It has been reported that you have been preforming coffee enemas on young school girls.
    Enema man: You got evidence.
    Police: Yeah we.........*looks at coffee cup* oh shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got it

    Hey guys you see that Coffee Evidence Bag around
    Oh that thing I thought it was a coffee bag so I put it in the coffee maker want some coffee

    CRAP!!!!!!

    Ah screw it lets forget this thing ^_^.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:38 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    HE'S DOIN' IT THE WROOONG WAY!XD

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    Comment by Sandalphon
    14:07 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is simple, the doctor provided the detailed videos of the enemas to the police. And since they just wanted to take them home and fap furiously to these videos they just dropped the charges.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 18/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Taking drugs, both legal and illegal through enema is absolutely possible. And you do not have to be a gay to enjoy that. It is possible to get drunk with only little hard alcohol (it is maybe better to snuff it, if the alcohol is strong enough) or with a glass of wine. Beware of overdose, one shot is enough. With other substances like codeine(where legal) and other opiates it also works well. So why should not it work with cofee? The girl must have felt stimulated by that, it is as if she had a cup of strong coffe.

    BTW why should that guy need medical qualifications for that? You can do it yourself, buy a syringe, a lubricant, make a solution of your favourite (of course legal in your country) substance, lie on your side, put a newspaper under your butt, lubricate syringe with a soulution, insert it into your butt and inject it there. Now, you should be still for about 20 minutes, or shit will come out if you try to walk. For minor leaks, old newspapers are there. Good way to utilize that substance if it is expensive, while not having to take it iv. Then enjoy your time watching anime...





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