“Mind the Valentine’s Day Trap”

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Muslims are angry about something again, this time the evils of Valentine’s Day, with governments moving to stamp out the celebration lest their people be tempted by the evils of pre-marital sex.

Even relatively liberal (at least by Islamic standards) Malaysia is running a campaign to stamp out Valentine’s Day, with their Deputy Prime Minister saying it is “not suitable” for followers of the religion of peace.

A 2005 fatwa condemns the practice, and several regions have reportedly instituted Valentine’s Day hotel inspections to ensure no young people are able to sneakily have sex prior to being told they can by a man with a beard.

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Muslim students have been told they should avoid the wicked event, and Malaysia’s Department of Islamic Development is running an unfortunately named “Mind the Valentine’s Day Trap” campaign, urging the faithful to reject the perfidious ways of the infidel.

The department’s leader, Wan Mohamad Sheikh Abdul Aziz, is adamant Valentine’s Day is nothing but a way for unmarried couples to show affection for each other:

“In reality, as well as historically, the celebration of Valentine’s Day is synonymous with vice activities.

Islam would reject anything, even from the Eastern culture, if it contravenes the Islamic teachings.”


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    Avatar of Megidola
    Comment by Megidola
    11:06 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Mind the Valentine's Day Trap is sound advice- your "girlfriend" might be hiding something...in "her" pantsu...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:13 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sigh, another reason why this people should be departed out of our countries.

    What will be next? Demanding to stop celebrating Christmas?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:29 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean deported. Fixed

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    “In reality, as well as historically, the celebration of Valentine’s Day is synonymous with vice activities.

    Islam would reject anything, even from the Eastern culture, if it contravenes the Islamic teachings.”

    Who bloody cares, you f*cking idiot..?

    Take my friend for example...He's going to be doing some f*ck-and-run with a few random girls he'll meet on Valentine's Day...

    Me on the other hand...

    *stares at his Rika Fuurude Waki Pillow*

    I can spend time with someone I like...

    Those idiots protesting either can't get it up, or no one wants to spend (READ: f*ck them) time with them on Valentine's Day, and want to ruin everyone else's chance for love (and getting laid)...

    -Azure Xuchilbara
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    Comment by Lonesnipa
    15:51 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    To be fair pre marital sex has only really become acceptable here recently. At least for women anyway. It was ok for guys to sleep around before that so long as they didn't get accidental kids. Or weren't the president.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:57 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sometimes I envy animals (insects especially)...

    They don't have to worry about laws when it comes to f*cking the opposite sex...

    No religious reasons...

    No moral duty and moralistic restraints...

    No laws, rules and regulations...

    Just the basic instinct to mate and pass on their seed to birth another generation...

    -Azure Xuchilbara
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    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:28 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Animals don't generally enjoy sex; the only exceptions are people and dolphins.

    Most animals also lack awareness ('life' in a way) which could be seen as either a curse or a blessing. No fear, but also no 'life'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:45 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You could mate with a dog.

    No one would really cares until you get caught.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:38 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    and getting your head bitten off by the female afterwards in 50 percent of the cases, yeah great choice there...

    Comment by 金玉くさい
    11:07 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's what we all thought.

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    Comment by Yourtime
    11:07 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wouldn't mind minami :D

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    11:46 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Neither would I but it could just be she's giving you chocolate down there and guess what; no hands allowed xD

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    Comment by Shaolan-kun
    22:48 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No problem, I love slowly licking sweet chocolate ^_^

    (a choco dildo for a reverse fellatio... why on earth did you just give me such a pervert nice idea?!?)

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:14 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ragheads be ragheads, no matter what shit hole they roll around in screaming about.. well.. Nothing~ everyone one of them dreams about their first fuck with a 11 yr old.. in Reality and not the silly shit drawn in Japan. They Really do fantasize about this, because their spiritual (and quite dead these few thousand years ago) had it with a "13" yr old... right~

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:47 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong, on 2 counts, Sir. Mohammad married Aisha when she was 6 and was said to consummate it, aka screwed her pussy when she was 9. There were accounts of how when the Prophet first met her, she was still playing with her dolls. Seeing this, Mohammad couldn't resist the temptations to dig into the loli Aisha. So, he asked the girl's father, who happened to be his best bud Abu Bakar, to give her to him. Abu was stunned, cause it was uncommon, even for Arabs, to be marrying girls that young.

    But alas, Mohammad got his wish, cuz just conveniently, Allah happen to pass some verses in time sayin', it was AWWWRIGHT... Thus, the precedent was set for loli raep in the Muslim world which continues on till this day. Of course, like many other parts of the history of Mohammad's life, his followers either downplay its significance, justify it through some fallacies, lie about it (see: taqiyya), or pretend it never happened. I guess when you're that deep into religion, you would conveniently see only the things which you want to see. Just the two-cents of a former muslim.

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    Comment by DFC
    10:58 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    They should celebrate forever alone day instead then.

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    Comment by Naison
    11:02 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I already see Valentines as "Singles Awareness Day"....

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:51 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    sometimes I just don't understand these people. They focus only on sex, its not like valentines is the only day people engage in pre marital sex. If they want to halt such, they should teach their kids proper values and stop being such nuisances.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What kind of message would it send if they teach their children "Don't go out on dates because you young people might get tempted to do more than just hold hands" and then cheerfully support a commercial holiday that encourages dating?

    Besides, as someone else here said, this only applies to Muslims and the rest of humanity can carry on with Valentine's Day stuff if they want. Why are you getting upset over it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:56 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll just call the wrong idea of Valentine's day on this one. I might be off a bit, but it's not about sex then and there immediately. Thing is, people can do whatever they would want to on Valentine's Day to show their affection to a loved one, even having sex to show their love. But it doesn't have to be that way in terms of sex, you just simply show your love another way that doesn't have to do with sex. Like giving them gifts and presents, something that proves that you know you love the person and will keep on loving him or her throughout their lives.

    Hey Valentine's Day is a holiday for everyone to enjoy, it's total fail when people get the wrong idea about it. I know there are some Muslims out there who doesn't get the wrong idea about it unlike some people that think it.

    It's just sad when someone takes a simple logic of Valentine's Day, put religion into it and make it look like it's a bad day to celebrate. I'm sorry, but even though I have respect for people devoted to their religion, at least have the brains to see things in a different perspective, one that has nothing to do with religion.

    Just enjoy the holiday for what it is, and if your so desperate to know what Valentine's Day is in all its history, just look it up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are the other days "Oblivious Days"?

    or... the Religion of Peace has no Love.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:08 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't bother too much. As they say human would always find an issue out of nothing.

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    Comment by Megidola
    11:17 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    But wouldn't every day be forever alone day?

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    12:59 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Megi, please.....stop with the reminders.
    My lonely heart can't take it..... TT_TT

    16:08 14/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Sorry Laughing Kyubee i can't share my dakimakura with you. :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:15 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go play with your magical girls, Kyubee

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    03:17 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I always wondered about that with the whaling, what connection does it has to manga, games or porn? But well SC editors are humans and they have this little thing called xenophobia.

    Not that muslimorons aren't helping.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:36 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    An owner of a lonely heart is still better than an owner of a broken heart.

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    Comment by Sandalphon
    05:02 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @00:29Anon

    "why so unfair here?"

    We get plenty of drama news about catholic child molesting priests too. Also Buddhist monks caught in different states of perversion, insanity or abuse of their position.

    "Every religion in this world teach us to do good thing"

    Like a wise man said once:

    "There are always people that do Good and those that do Evil, but for a good person to do evil, that takes religion"

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Tribute? you steal men's souls! and make them you're slaves!"

    "The same could be said of all Religions."

    Comment by Anonymous

    I personally dont think this should be an issue here, since we (in this community) are just Anime Lover, why should your bother other Country or Religion?

    What I always see is that Islam always become victim here, why so unfair here? Why we need to anti-islam in Anime community? Every religion in this world teach us to do good thing, those who do a bad thing is not religion but a people...

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    Comment by Minru
    12:11 14/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    What they need is a Ramadan style holiday for sex. But instead of fasting all day and feasting all night, they should refrain from sex during the day and orgy all night for a month!

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    Comment by yaku
    15:39 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So every day is a celebration! :D

    Now excuse me mai husbandos are waiting in bed for me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    they may take away valentine's day. but never fap day. o wait, isn't that everyday?

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    Comment by Riiku
    00:39 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They don't need sex. When they blow themselves up, 1000 virgins (or how much i forgot) awaits them in heaven anyway. Like they have nothing better to do.

    Religion of peace my ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    72... of course, it's never explicitly stated that they're virgins of the opposite sex.

    "Have fun with your sausage factory afterlife, chum!"
    Dumbass Terrorist Guy: [sees that room is filled with stereotypical geeks of many sorts] Ohhhhh fu-

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:23 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri

    They get 72 houri, which is basically the same as saying they get 72 'perfect women', in a sense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:27 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just don't like Val Day, and they can do whatever they want. It not like I was given any chocolate by does 3D pigs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:24 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If I'm not mistaken they said something bout young people meeting in parties which would end up becoming orgies or something.
    It's really stupid, cuz' if that's the case then shouldn't they just ban all parties? Or visiting friends or whatever in big groups in that matter
    Forever alone indeed

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:15 14/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Mind those idiots. I'm a Muslim living in Malaysia and I find those idiots are fucking hypocrites. They like to blame stuff. Everything to be exact and yet not give a damn their own children are ruining that Islam for which they so intensely protect every single damn day.

    These kids don't need Valentine to have sex. They have it every single damn day. And yet no one gives a fucking damn.

    How hypocrite.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:00 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I agree with you, damn political/religious idiots don't even know people are fucking each other any day of the year regardless what celebration/festive season it is. They'll do it when they feel like it.

    Just goes to show how, ignorant and obliviously monolithic they are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Damn right!!

    I have no problem with god, but, damn, it's his/her/its fanboys I have huge trouble with!!

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:48 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have no problem with Twilight, but damn, it's the fangirls I have huge trouble with!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    shouldn't that be monotheistic not monolithic? unless they are large slabs of stone, mind you saying that monolithic is probably right as they as movable in the thoughts and restrictions as a giant slab of rock.

    I feel pity for all the non weirdo muslims that have to live with the stigma and earbashing that their off their nutt cousins create for them.

    Ah well, thats religions the world over for you, glad I am an atheist....

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    agreed.those damn politician are the stupid one.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Truer words never spoken.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 15/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    True, u might be an atheist...but if ur living around them ur still gonna hear and receive that same BS*

    Of course, your not subjected to it if u don't get involved with them, but nonetheless its there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:11 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, Malaysia has a lot issues when it comes to religions and politics. If you read the malaysia news, you might noticed day in day out it is about politic and religion which has no true concern with the well being of the nations.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:43 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I live in Indonesia, I'm not really into Valentine's Day, for I have no girl... the poster above's quite right, it's a 'singles awareness day'
    but I wouldn't mind if someone gave me chocolate, either boy or girl...

    Comment by Anonymous

    To me this sounds like someone doesn't have a girlfriend of some sort to be with that day.

    Pretty much it sounds like a person that's single wants to make eveyone feel miserable on that day no matter what.

    Besides I thought this holiday was sold to coprerations to gain money from couples somehow.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:58 14/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I'm not muslim or pretend to understand it, however I would not just label them as "being jealous" because they don't have a gf... that sounds beyond petty and I'm surprised someone would even come to that conclusion.

    You could say that they hold the sacredness of the body to the extremes(of course its extreme since its a religion)

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:30 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Oh no, they're not single. They're politicians. Married ones. But I'm sure you know how politicians are, whenever a sensitive issue arises, they'll throw in some baseless comments to manipulate the citizens in thinking they're good people who protects their citizens.

    Although most cases rather than protecting their citizens, they'll find someone or something to blame and start throwing hatred and insulting comments which ironically is usually their own citizen as well. Just not their kind.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:07 14/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They even said the word "Allah" can only be used by Muslim people only and non-Muslim are ban from using that word. When the court rule in favor of non-Muslim, 5 churches is being bomb in Malaysia.







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