Exploding Chinese Sewage Thieves Cause Biohazard
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 9, 2011 08:42 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Cars, China, Crime, Guandong, Made in China, Theft, Toilets
A Chinese neighbourhood was contaminated with human waste after an explosion caused by sewage-stealing thieves.
The incident began early one morning in China’s Guandong province, when a narrow alleyway in a residential neighbourhood was turned into a river of raw sewage – it transpired that a septic tank truck had arrived to illegally siphon off the neighbourhood’s sewage.
However, the truck’s hose exploded, flinging sewage all over the street. The driver of the truck reportedly fled the scene of the explosion as soon as he could, leaving only his ruined hose and a street full of sewage behind.
Sewage is a valuable commodity in China – not only can it be used as manure and to produce methane, it also has a wide variety of other industrial uses.
Even the garbage collectors were annoyed – one who witnessed the event whilst he was picking up rubbish angrily remarked “All the trash I just collected – ruined! It’s all covered in filth. I had picked up some electronics too, but I can’t sell them now.”
The local fire department was summoned to deal with the mess, and apart from a foul stench it was soon contained.
At this stage, many will doubtless be wondering what it is with China, sewage and things which explode…
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Everything in China explodes. Even shit.
That must be Michael Bay's next venue for future Transformers movie.
"Shit Storm, transform!"
Shit happens ┐(￣ー￣)┌
When shit hits the fan ┐(￣ー￣)┌
The hose was clearly made in china.
I saw the newest preview just a few days ago for the next Transformers movie (yeah... dear god there is ANOTHER one..)
and now after reading this article I only have one reaction to that trailer...
"Aw shit..."
“All the trash I just collected – ruined! It’s all covered in filth."
Oh you.
And here I thought the thieves had exploded.
No, but this is exploding sewage! Won't be long til their thieves explode too.
Wait what? I'm sure when i was looking through the caption said, "exploding Chines sewage." No way, they haven't made that yet?
"I had picked up some electronics too, but I can’t sell them now."
Don't fret! Sure you can! Just sell them "as is" on eBay!
One man's trash is another man's nigger.
Congratulations. You are the biggest idiot I've seen this year.
this year so far
That's disgusting. I can't believe thieves would go after.... EEWWW!!!
I guess one man's shit is another man's treasure...
"I'll just siphon this off while no-one's looking..."
*BANG*
"Shit just got real!"
You made me want to watch the very first episode of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt.
Thief: *sihpons sewage* *boom hose explodes* OH YEAH I STUCK GOLD, it's raining liquidy gold YEAH.
Nice one Megi
Raining crap now that would be a sucky nightmare
Dang it I shit my pants
Oh wait Its worth money somehow
So all this time I've just been flushing money down the toilet.
Next time I go to the store When they tell me how much I owe, I'll pull my pants down and take a big shit on the counter:
CASHIER: "That'll be $33.79"
ME: "Okay... *pulls down pants, proceeds to shit on counter*
Keep the change."
so that truck was full of posts from this site?
Does it really take that much effort to spell 'godlike'?
Stay gdlk.
China is much more advanced than us: they recycle everything, while we just toss good stuff in ever-growing piles of junk.
/sarcasm
Nah, from chinas point of view we are tossing good stuff on ever growing piles of more good stuff. Our dump sites must be a fucking gold mine to them.
Fry oil in the making. Coming soon to a market near you.
Stealing your shit takes a new meaning.
Only the chinese.
Inb4 a shitstorm of shitty jokes.
Touché...
Seven shits a day keeps the Chinese awa-oh wait.
You're way past late for that.
The Shit has left the building
China is just so full of shit.
You know? considering this is China... it doesn't surprise me as much.
Of course not for someone who usually visits Sankakucomplex. On the other hand, China is a quite big country, so the chance there are such idiots as these are quite big. I believe there are also idiots in other countries too, but idiots specifically like these ones in China are so "unique".
that made no sense and ur just an idiot
*sigh*
Or maybe it did made sense, and you're the idiot who can't understand.
You realize this is China we're dealing with right? ...Believe it.
You realize this is Sankaku
*Shit* Happens ^_^
i'm convinced now that everything in china have a probability of exploding out of nowhere...
good thing all our stuff is made in china.
oh no....
lol
Hey, you know what to do with that! If it always explodes, use them against your mortal enemies!
So... their explosives work just fine then?
That includes the computer you are using.
and being stolen
Chinese sewage causes zombies? Scary...
"Free shit for everyone!!"
*Blows up a sewage hose.
If those thieves thought those shits are so important, then why not lick those shits with their tongues? They are the shittiest thieves in China. Their ancestors will turn in their graves seriously.
hehehe, eat shit, china
no doubt, china has the shittiest neighbourhood in the world
and yes indeed, exploding chinese sewage is all that was missing
on hot days shit really hits the fan in china
oh god, the possibilities are endless...
Another good example which saw us that China sucks!?
*Music of the original intro of resident evil*
Chris Redfield
Jill Valentine
Barry Burton
Rebecca Chambers
Albert Wesker
Biohazard!!!
They'd have no chance against the hordes of crap-covered zombies.
If the zombie don't kill you the stench will.
Yet here you are like a whore that is so desperate for anyone he/she keeps coming back to the abusing pimp.
If you don't like it then leave, bitch.
@12:13
And since you brought it up, I find this shit sooooooo hot. Just Google Genki Genki. I love Japan ;)
Nah, I just love watching you sucking his dick. Keep it up "bro"