Nude Sushi “Defamatory, Insensitive & Anti-Revolutionary”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 3, 2011 01:02 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Exhibitionism, Feminism, Fetish, Food, Guro, Mass Media, Politics, South Africa
South Africa’s ruling party has denounced the practice of eating sushi off the bodies of bikini-clad models as being “defamatory, insensitive and undermining of woman’s integrity” after a series of scandals.
Reportedly the practice of eating sushi from the bodies of scantily clad or naked women, called “nyotaimori” in Japanese and known there largely as a result of its popularity overseas, has taken off amongst the South African elite, with top politicians from the ruling African National Congress courting scandal by attending such parties.
Responding to the ensuing media circus, the ANC formally condemned the practice:
“This act is anti-ANC and antirevolutionary. This act is defamatory, insensitive and undermining of woman’s integrity.
The ANC is not into nightclubs or partying, but it is a revolutionary movement.”
Being a revolutionary movement apparently makes them more concerned about what a few wealthy food fetishists get up to behind closed doors than the rather more disturbing plague of rape and sexual violence their nation is notorious for.
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No different from prostitution really. If the woman is willing to offer such a service, I see no problem whatsoever. Moral fags and extreme feminists acting up again.
See, I think it honestly sounds sexy and fun. I'd do it in a heartbeat. But hey, apparently whether I'm being defamed is not up to me.
"apparently whether I'm being defamed is not up to me".
Of course not! Femnazis get to decide what's offensive to you (assuming you're a gurl).
Remember, when they say "women should be able to do what they want", they actually mean "women should be able to do what I approve of".
well, they are partly right
what more the relaxed group does reflects on them in a way too
sadly enough, i am unable to stop my schoolmates from getting wasted every time they can so why should feminists have it any better?
to quote maddox, the motto here is:
unless the dick is in you, shut the fuck up
agree as long as the girl is clean i see no problem
Where can you find a clean girl in South Africa?
The only chance you have is nabbing one just as she comes out of the shower.
Wait, you meant "free from STDs", right? In that case, you've no chance. I would say that you should get one right as she comes out of her mother's vagina, but some STDs can be passed from mother to child.
No clean girls in SA, then.
Sorry mate but we're not all Dirty dark skinned shovel nosed apes in this country, I know some downright gorgeous South African women ... Though the chances that they'll make it to thirty without being raped are slim.
Shower after sex makes you totally clean man. Don't tell me you forgot THAT one :V
I'm hungry for sushi now.
I'm hungry for maid now...
Why not have both the maid AND the sushi?
*gets double hungry*
Girl! You are making my sushi warm! Stop it and act like a proper dinner plate!
My mom told me not to lick the dishes clean.... I am such a bad boy
Wait, what? Bikini? They are NAKED, sushi on bikini is disgusting!
now a bit of sake to go with her would be just dandy.
Fuck me in the anus.
I'm loling over the fact that SOUTH AFRICA are the ones saying this now
I'll make sure I eat ALL my sushi!!!
Yeap, make sure you leave your plate nice and clean. I never leave sushi behind ^^
Shall we have the usual again, diamonddust?
This time, your place and I'll bring the ingredients ^^
Yeah my place.... how bout we eat out this time. :3
You not hungry for sushi...You hungry for hot pockets!
I honestly dont know what's so appealing about eating sushi from her body, when you can as easily eat her pussy
Does anyone even take South Africa seriously?
Something's fishy! :D
That would be the leftover nyotaimori.
What a waste : (
It's the OTHER country where rape is the accepted form of saying hello...
it was at one point government endorsed that having sex with a virgin cured aids... a country were 1 in 4 men say they have raped a woman... yea, eating food off a womans body is the problem here.
Wait... it doesn't cure HIV? Oh, fuck...
the leader of the county said that was how you cure it, latter having to publicly speak saying that he was wrong.
Not government endorsed, more popular opinion of the average ape on the street but you're half right.
Does anyone even take politicians seriously?
Seeing as they get to make the laws, we don't really have much of a choice.
Then we should all become politicians.
one word to counter: cannibalism
Just another country that's trying to look good by making Japan look bad.
Got caught red-handed? Say things in a way that would lift the blame off you into someone or something else. It's just politics 101.
LOL! Just another stupid ruling party! Nyotaimori FTW!
I have no plans of bringing my talents to this poor country. IMO, nyotaimori is art.
I want more sushi and girls!
Well, there goes South Africa...really thought you were better then that, I was soooooo soooooo wrong, wow was I ever...
Eating sushi off of a nude girl from south africa? How do you know if the fishy smell is really coming from the sushi then?
Hypocrisy is human nature.
Fuck them and their poorass country. They just want to get our attention. Nyotaimori is win!
South Africa isn't a poor country -_-
South Africa's nominal GPD per capita is less than $6000. Even when adjusting for parity purchasing power it's $10,000, compared to $30,000-$50,000 in the West.
That's pretty fucking poor.
Screw the ANC. Those guys have been ruining South Africa for too long now.
True, they've been ruining South Afri......
Hmm.. Dark skinned Jun-chan... :3
Dark Jun-chan is delicious too.
Japan: "Haters gonna hate."