Researchers investigating the crucial question of what it is cats do when unattended supply a ranking of favourite feline activities.
The researchers reportedly placed cameras in the collars of 50 cats for a week, with each camera periodically taking a photograph of the cat’s view in an effort to understand what the creature was up to.
They then analysed the resulting data to discover just what it was the cats got up to when not attended to by their human slaves.
1. Staring out of a window
2. Spending time with other animals
3. Playing with toys or other items
4. Eating or staring at food
5. Sleeping
6. Looking at TVs, DVDs, PCs, books
7. Loitering under a table
8. Loitering about the bathroom and kitchen
9. Perching on chairs or cat towers
10. Loitering in a bedroom
so this habits are humans! strange
“Top 10 Things”? More like “Only 10 Things”, at least in the case of my cat. And I like how they had to include “staring at (food)”.
Shogi Cat is adorable, though – I wish I could play chess or Go with my cat.
This article made me wanna snuggle with my cat. He loves to go outside and sleep for long hours of the day. Reminds me of #5 and #10.
If you buy anime/manga/figures you can afford a pet.
You need to learn;
1. Don’t snuggle it, after a while it will accept you as the owner and always be attached by you.
2. When you call for it, have something for it.
Treat/Toy/Praising Time.
3. Don’t abuse pets(dog especially).
Leads to violent/scared pets and maybe your death when your asleep by dogs(It can happen) and they may attack your children.
4. Clean up after it;
unless you can teach it to pop/pee in a toilet
learn to CLEAN it up, its YOUR PET.
Most women like men with pets, why?
Shows responsibility in their life but understand if you put your Cat/Dog above a woman. You need a mental checkup.
Why was this tagged as “Voyeurism”?
*checks author*
Oh, right, I forgot……
They’re not loitering under the table, they’re working on their tans =D
#6
I KNEW IT! They’re the ones that post the cat pictures everywhere!
No one knows you’re a cat on the Internet…
Lol, my cat does all of this stuff even when im home. Except its priorities are: 1.Sleeping then onto 2. Looking out the window to 3. Bathroom drinking water from the tub.
I once saw a vid where a cat flushed the toilet unceasingly. It was so fascinated it made a hellish water bill while continuing unseen!
no.1 is so true
whenever i go home there’s always a cat staring at me on the side window.
I hope #3 is Lelouch reincarnation :3
I wonder how much of this “research” was funded by the US government? It sounds like something they’d pay to fund.
From my observations, sleeping and laying around should be higher on the list. (and yes, I realize this was to see what they did when no one was looking, but I can’t picture my cat jumping up on my bed and pretending to sleep right as I walk into the room)
JUST LOVE CATS~
when did sankaku become cuteoverload?
Number 1: Pissing on everything
Cats make me horny as fuck.
Mmmmmmm…….
2 years ago I saw a male cat, exactly like garfield, big and fat(and also lazy).
but that makes me want to hug it even more.
but its ok now, I have 4 cats at home, and love them to the max!!!
why is masturbation not up there?
this list fails.
Goddammit, now I know the reason of why my Firefox’s history is full with gay furry sex pages.
What’s important to note is that while they do all this they are still pondering how they should torment you when you arrive home.
Sleeping all the way down at #5? Have these “researchers” even seen a cat before?
Hmmm very cute,… Except my cat doesn’t do all those things I’m afraid its because he’s a “He”.
He’s not that bright, but he knows how to unlock doors and likes to open the fridge when its too hot (like during summer, while I’m at work). I’ve had move the dead bolts on my front door so he cant reach it.
He can’t help being mr. trouble – its in their nature.
this makes me miss my 2 cats TT_TT
Actually doesn’t this list just basically included everything a cat can do at home?
A cat playing shogi. Now that’s fap worthy.
My cat died last year, it’ll be a long while before I ever get another one. Good times 8*( He traveled around the world with me >_<
I can really feel your pain, comrade.
Loitering in a bedroom—
my favorite
Cats are awesome. Fully awesome with a gusto of awesome.
my kitten change into a cute furry girl when no ones around,, sadly i always have work , never got chance to see her body form T-T
Whoa whoa whoa, what about eathing cheesburgers or playing keyboards?
just applied to indoor cat
some cat just went out after have a meal, then come back when they hungry
6. Looking at TVs, DVDs, PCs, books
Huh? How?! And books?!!
6. Looking at TVs, DVDs, PCs, books
Huh?
How?!
And books?!
6. Looking at TVs, DVDs, PCs, books
Huh?
How?!
And books!?!
too bad im allergic
too bad im cant own even one neko
lol #6 is looking a cat Pr0n XD
You know what’s going to happen later
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/09/01/lolcatsdotcomxy4wwqbmg4sdmujf.jpg
11) Plotting the eventual demise of humanity
Cat tower? We call this “kitty condo”.
My cat is out in the garden, so fail research.
How about ruining the sofa or shitting everywhere they like(really stinky)
My cat only does that when she’s pissed at me.
my kitty makes sandwich and play demon souls
Like a BOSS, lol. (Demons Souls, really? XD)
I am glad for the cats that no pictures were captured of the cats communicating with the space aliens orbiting behind the moon.
Oh no they plan on taking over the world again
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/safe-ix/how-cats-spend-their-free-time-007.jpg
Planning for world domination
Time to get the Dogs
I’m not a great fan of cats, but no. 2 was adorable.
I listened to this song while reading this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7DBoiyBoJ8
Glowing evilly
http://img18.imageshack.us/i/vlcsnap2011012216h26m10.png/
que hermoso son los gatos
My cat takes out my hidden porn stash and ripped it up. My gf loves it more than I do
This study is Sakaki approved!
CHIYO-CHICHI HAS ONE MORE ACTIVITY, HE TEACHES ENGRISH NYAN :3
Read my mind ^^
#1 should be “Plotting your demise”
And how much money did they waste with this?
Everything on this list is everything a cat NORMALLY DOES! I’m a cat owner, I didn’t need people with PhD to tell me the basic things cats do…
The only decent thing about this article is the pictures of the cats which are cute.
I wonder if the cat from picture 7 knew that it’s playing with a mouse would try to eat it or not?
That’s sorta scary result list…I mean…some of those “activities”
(to not say all of em) pretty much resemble a boring day of a human.
Strangely enough my imouto does all of the above activities during term break…
The masters take on the lives of their slaves.
yeah exactly, when i get bored, i do #9: perching on chairs or human towers
I always thought my cat was scheming some plan to assassinate me, I guess I don’t have to worry about the “Leave forever or die horrible. Redrum. Redrum. nyaa~”-scribblings on the wall.
My late cat slept like all the time. He was an outside cat and would sleep with a sneaky raccoon.
No double entendre for a title? Oh, well. Cute pussy cats 🙂
I just thought of something. What if we changed all the cats in these pics with a nekomimi. O.o
we would all pass out from massive nosebleeds
..that would be epic.
Top 10 Things Azunyan Does When You’re Not There
perv…
i hope it includes playing with herself.
Yes!
YES!
Due eet nao!
1. Staring out of a window
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/199987
2. Spending time with other animals
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/882791
3. Playing with toys or other items
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/835317
4. Eating or staring at food
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/918368
5. Sleeping
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/747642
6. Looking at TVs, DVDs, PCs, books
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/910533
7. Loitering under a table
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/883132
8. Loitering about the bathroom and kitchen
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/739978
9. Perching on chairs or cat towers
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/856346
10. Loitering in a bedroom
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/759707
Don’t they plot world domination?
The article must be based on the assumption that they already rule the world and we serve them.
We already serve them.
It’s kinda ironic that we do indeed serve them more than they serve us.
Think about it; we feed them. We slave ourselves to work to get money, then use money to buy them food, while they sit and sleep at home.
Then taking their shit and piss if they decide to troll. And bring them out for a walk.
My three cats do all the 10 thing daily…
^^^ this just begs me to make a bad ‘China’ joke…
I love cats so much and every time i see something cute like this, a little part of my dies inside cuz i know i can’t get one =(
my mom don’t want cats because she doesn’t like the shit of cat …
Can I get a Liru? That way both needs satisfied.
Cats are awesome. But my cats do all these things with or without people around. I have two and number 10 is so true.
A pussy’s gone crazy!
I gotta say, from this list, cats are almost like us. This is exactly what most people do at home when they are alone…
P.S. Except #1 and #9…
lol actually, #1 is believable for humans too.. You do have people that look out windows b/c they’re bored waiting for their ride or to be nosy and see what’s going on in the neighborhood.
And #9 is situational.. Had a friend who’s sister’s boyfriend would normally sit perched onto a chair, like L from Death Note.
my cats do this stuff around me anyway so in my absence they’re doing the same stuff they do when I’m not around?
I’m not really surprised (though I was hoping for something epic to be honest)
researchers these days…..
What did you expect them to be doing, looking for a cure for cancer?
That was the weak part, now you are stronger
Me too
I only have a dog but cats looks so much more awesome ;_;
i always wanted a cat too, but my fam is allergic. so its dogs only for now
they don’t look ; they ARE
I cant get one either due allergies…
But I still love them even when they are slowly killing me haha.
You would die of happiness.
:V
Dying in peace~
I know what you mean, my friend! I feel your pain v.v I guess that you should get a substitute. Like making your girlfriend wear cat ears or something >.>
You need a girlfriend first to have hear wear cat ears.
That didn’t help him at all.
You’re one to talk…..
Come to think of it, so am I!
Why do the comment ratings only go up to +1.0?
To prevent certain unnecessary memes from being spouted. (>9k)
I like the sound of this “substitute” you describe…
Nishishishi indeed
Why not? Cats are the shit.
Cat Towers… hahaha nice one!! ^_^
Seems like the voters haven’t realized the very delicate difference between “shit” and “THE shit”.
to be honest I read the next comment, too late u_u’.. must feel bad to be an anon. Sorry man.
really cute >.<
find a cure for cancer stupid science dudes, unsurprisenly cats does the same things when owner its near, what a waste of goverments money.
lol… so basically they don’t do anything
What did you expect them to do?
Working on a cure for cancer?
Why has no one made a “looking up CP” comment yet?
A CAT IS FINE TOO
Hmmm, yeah…
[b]1. Staring out of a window[/b]
Does this when I’m around as well so…
[b]2. Spending time with other animals[/b]
Wouldn’t do this even if I wasn’t around as it hates our rebellious dog that we still have for some reason…
[b]3. Playing with toys or other items[/b]
True as hell, she is always playing with something & only starts doing it when I am not watching her…
[b]4. Eating or staring at food[/b]
Also True, I caught it in the act at least 3 times already, eating my shit, dammit…
[b]5. Sleeping[/b]
True & not true, yes they do this when we aren’t around but they will also do it right in front of us, even if it isn’t that often as they actually sleep during the majority of the day, not sure how many hours exactly but yeah…
[b]6. Looking at TVs, DVDs, PCs, books[/b]
I will just simply see this as true, it is very possible as they love to lurk…
[b]7. Loitering under a table[/b]
LOL, but no, this is very true…& it doesn’t only apply to tables either…
[b]8. Loitering about the bathroom and kitchen[/b]
This is true but due to again the fucking dog, unless I personally pick it up & put it on the 1st floor then umm, my cat stays away from the kitchen like it’s haunted, but as for the bathroom…it does that though I don’t catch it in the act anymore…
[b]9. Perching on chairs or cat towers[/b]
So very true, but this it does when I’m around as well so…
[b]10. Loitering in a bedroom[/b]
True, I caught mine coming out of my mother’s room when they weren’t there, told you yep, lurking all the time…
I do remember our old cat getting alone with our previous dogs so many years ago, those were dark yet bright days indeed…
oh my….
I want number 2 >.<
it looks like a dog wearing a nekomimi with a cat head ^^
lolz at number 6. otaku kitty is ftw
The cat is watch you
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/89204__438x_how-cats-spend-their-free-time-002.jpg
better not piss it off
http://www.catnkitten.com/catpictures/funnycat312.jpg
A Kuroneko is fine too.
Well, actually i like dog better than cat, but yeah.. cat is fine too..
LOL.
Troll alert.
find a cure for cancer stupid science dudes, cats does the same things when owner its near, what a waste of peoples money.
Cats is cure for cancer.
find a cure for cancer stupid science dudes, unsurprisely cats does the same things when owner its near, what a waste of peoples money.
Cat Porn =u=
Why arnt any of the cats hanging outside??? D=
SO CUTE! I’m gonn-HHHNNNNGGGGGHH