Top 10 Signs a Guy is Trying to Get Inside Your Pantsu
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Dec 15, 2010 01:13 JST
- Tags: Dating, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics, Trains
Japanese women asked what they think the biggest hints that a man is nursing an ulterior motive in his advances yield up an instructive ranking…
The ranking, which in the interests of dating science actually extends to 20:
1. He keeps touching you up!
2. He pretends not to notice it’s nearly past the time for the last train home
3. He asks to use your bathroom when he sees you home
4. He asks you to cook a meal
5. He asks to spend time together with you on your birthday or on Christmas
6. He keeps saying he’s lonely
7. He asks you not to let on to anyone that you are meeting with him
8. He arranges to meet you late at night
9. He keeps praising your looks
10. He invites you to go on a drive by the coast
11. He is put out if you say “let’s all go together with everyone!”
12. He is strangely kind
13. He says he’ll see you home in a taxi
14. He keeps suggesting you drink more booze
15. He offers to pay for something
16. When you go somewhere to dine he is sure to pick a dark booth
17. When shopping he buys something after you call it “cute”
18. He keeps talking about romantic topics
19. He plans the day out completely
20. He picks Friday to meet up on
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21. He has an erection whenever you are with him.
22. He speaks with you.
23. He looks in your direction, but not directly at you.
24. He lives no where near you.
25. He hasn't ever met you.
26. He lives on a different planet.
29. He's breathing.
27. He's right behind you.... SURPRISE!
@Maderlulz
Most of those really only sound like signs that a 2D girl is trying to get inside your pants...
30. He has a penis.
@Manderlulz
Now for the list to know if a girl is a Yandere.
fixed
7.She bugged your home to monitor everything you do.
3. She acts like she isn't interested in you but hangs out with you and beats the shit out of you for no reason at all daily.
2. She says she is Androphobic, you are a guy. Get your body ready for some abuse.
11. She wears skimpy risqué outfits to show off her mature body to you even though she's in third grade.
10. She kidnaps you, strips you almost naked and ties you to a chair dry humping you wearing only underwear.
8. She steals your sweaty gym clothes to inhale your pheromones.
27. His hand are inside your pantsu
28. He gives you 100,000 yen.
0 you have money she's a girl
Now for the list to know if a girl is trying to get into YOUR pants.
1. She just so happens to bump into you and makes it seem like you bumped into her.
4.She stutters in denial when love or relationships are brought up in a conversation.
9. She fights over you with other girls in your harem. Note: This usually means the other girl wants your dick to. Which leads to the wondrous "love hexagon" to a "love octagon" and so forth.
6. She sends you texts or if you are old-fashioned (faxes) with the word "love" spammed repetitively.
5. She degrades you in public and forces you into awkward situations.
11.She touches your Private area.
Well, this is website dedicated to otaku Japanese culture and what not. Why would I make it about real women, you're talking to a virgin after all.
30. He's heading in the same general direction as you, even though he has to turn off at some point to...oh, I don't know...Go on with his life?
29. He's new in town. Lived here in his childhood.
30. He lives with his sister Sora.
(You may as well give up on your virginity now.)
31. Starts fapping in public.
No man, it should be 5 Mil Yen.
lol, hell i got random ass boners in algebra class for no reason, dicks have a mind of there own.
0. He is a guy, you are a girl.
You can't use a womans bathroom without looking like you wanting to screw her ..WTF ?
1. He keeps touching you up!
Orly? And I thought his hands were cold.....
Maybe he's doing a full body pat down for weapons....
im pretty sure uranium has a fairly long half-life...
12. He is strangely kind
We ain't all assholes by default.
Wait. So it's not considered "strange" to act unkind to the woman?
We're tsundere by default, aren't we?
It doesn't say just 'kind', it says 'strangely kind'. By 'strangely kind' it probably means 'overly kind to a strange extent.'
A guy continually sweet-talking a girl could be a red flag but honestly...I think a guy being a dick is more indication that he wants to get into your pants sometimes.
i think it means is if you start acting differently from what your reputation
We are dicks.
With a pair of bullocks.
I guess Japanese women are use to men being mean to them for some reason?
And why it is on Friday?
No work on saturday, so a girl does not have to go to sleep.
And neither does he....... all night long ^^
@Yoshii-kun your comment somehow reminds me of Saturday Night Fever.
what about saturday though?
my dick in a box?
Would that not be the logical choice of day to go out anyways?
sex day
So you usually can't say you got to cut things short due to work/school the next day.
Except school/work on Saturdays are quite common in Japan... so wtf is that doing on the list?