A Certain Onanistic Hole
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Dec 3, 2010 17:26 JST
- Tags: A Certain Magical Index, Dutch Wife, Index, Misaka Mikoto, Onanism, Parody
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That Misaka is just a clone and that Index only an imposter.
Only my Railgun can shoot it
Impostor pussies!
But what you don't know is there's a S&M version available.
At the end of the onahole is a built-in mini-taser* for that shocking effect. Once inserted, you'll swear Misaka is right there electrocuting your dick over and over again.
*batteries not included
Does that say "A certain female rape-gun"?
I wouldn't mind being raped by biribiri, electricity and all.
*fapfapfap*
That means you were rubbing too hard...
Meanwhile somewhere in Academy City, Kuroko wished they made a sex toy resembling Misaka's finger complete with electric shock feature..
When will the imposer onaholes end ;_;
Also epic comment Yoshii-kun XD
you just have to refill it yourself >_>
@anon 18:46
If it's near your nose, you're doing it wrong.
@ Yoshi-kun 17:55 :
For the really hard-core, the Biribiri model blasts a coin _OUT_ of the ona-hole.
ugh, this low quality ona-hole is just horrible. I got one of these things a while back and it always smelled like burnt plastic.
^0^
So can it shoot out juices like in the picture or do you have to buy it separately.
The Index hole too enjoys a S&M version.
Besides the included nails and mini wooden crosses lineup along the hole walls for friction pleasure, after a number of shakes the hole will emit Index's voice through the sidespeakers.
Unfortunately, only one audio file is attached due to size/memory constraints of the onahole;
"Touma, tabetai de geso~"
do you have to clean it after or is it like diapers
Yoshii-kun, the taser thing was epic. And disturbing.
It looks like someone hit Index with the retard stick.
I loled at the Japanese text on the right of the "supposed" Index picture...
"Inside that head, it holds the memories of 103,000 different hand-job technique" rofl
Seriously...I can't imagine 103,000 different ways of doing hand-job...
do not underestimate the power of lolIndex.
Omfg, fuck this shit!
That's exactly what they want you to do with it.
I think the same...
that's actually the purpose of it :)
That's not how you use an Onahole,
Biri-BiriBuri-Buri..Index looks...ugh.
Agreed. -_-
u are suppose to enjoy the hole...
Huh? Only 14cm? What the hell?
This was my reaction as well.
I bet this will sell like hotcakes.
I bet this will sell like worn pantsu in a vending machine.
ew
and for anyone saying Kuroko would buy this; I'm 100% sure she'd be able to tell the difference lol
...But how would she use it?
Good idea... but poor quality.
to aru shoujo no rapegun
What?....no Kuroko Hole? How come they never makes Heads...just holes.
Would you screw a disembodied anime head?
Actually, don't answer that question.
*imagine* and it could bite u..
Kuroko hole FTW
Pleased aren't you? Or rather soon will be...
how long till Ika-hole ?
is this safe to use? I mean Biribiri is the tsundere type and I don't wanna burn my dick with voltage.
if she's tsundere means it's soft inside
Do you have to plug the Misaka one into a wall socket?
donde esta mi hamburgesa
Nobody commenting on the way the Misaka onahole looks. That's not a rail gun that's a ona gun. Srsly look at it. That shooting pose and a onahole. Makes me lol so hard on the thought of misaka firing that thing :D
Hope these show up at J-list soon (never did find the ToraDora one...)
poor japanese can fit into those small onaholes
Hey, I'm 100% American, and I can fit into them! Though I apparently have a small penis, based on my confusion when people were complaining about the size of that came controller...
For the first time I´m sad that I have such a huuuuuuuuuge penis! :/
It could be even worse, what if your penis was still too small?