Tech Arts 3D are reporting their new penis controller system, the “USB OnaCon,” has been completed and will soon be available to ero-gamers.
The device is intended to be open and able to function with any game supporting the technology (Tech Arts 3D have several underway), and should be relatively inexpensive at around ¥2,000.
Player 1
The video explains that there is a handy “ejaculate” button on the device to help ensure the game understands the user’s current status.
The rubber part is intended to be removable for cleaning.
Sadly for non-Yamato, the device’s usable length is a feeble 14cm (5.5 freedom inches), hardly sufficient for the mighty American phallus. Deep market penetration can only be expected amongst the lonely males of Japan, it seems.
Release is expected in the spring of 2011, with additional “secret features” to be revealed before then.
My penis was 15cm (6 inches) when I was 18yo, now I’m 20yo and my penis is 17cm (almost 7 inches) it’s a miracle!
How the fuck are you supposed to clean that out?
there should be a version the other way around, lets say so one can play in the receiving part, should be a dildo with sensor or something like it
Sheesh–are you scared if that thing breaks and will jolt your privates with five volts?
It would be awesome if there were an industry standard for onahole formats, so that you could insert whichever you prefer into the controller.
20 years later the population of japan reduced to 100 peoples…all emotakus who have sex to chiiss!! the rest take off to other country to experiment the real sex (specially womens).
This will be a great christmas gift for my mom.
that’s why I really love Japan. <3
I spy a chance for someone to remake Stroker for this
What about games with gang-rape?
4-way attachments or 4 controllers at once?
I would imagine that pulling out will be messy…
only 5.5 in
yes indeed, hardly
sufficient for the mighty
american freedom fallace
the future of masturbation could be in YOUR hands!
Who needs a real girl now >.>
What
The flying
FUCK
And the teen pregnancy rate FINALLY falls!:)
i will fit in^^
and you know it’s not about size, it’s about
technique
great, now I can only play games for two minute at a time…
5.5 inches? What a drag! Someone get me the number of whoever makes the US versions of Tenga onacups.
wow…wow
one small step for man a giant leap for mankind.
btw: Buddha and Jesus are one of the most respected figures on earth.
Genius… not really. Mouse FTW!! lol
Not even surprised anymore.
its awesome…
Can I play my other PC games with this? FPSs, RTSs, etc?
sweet,,… i want one….
Have it mounted inside of one of those life sized sex dolls from Japan and include the voice with the organisms and it would work perfectly. Oh warm liquid lube auto injection too.
revolution ! but wont this make all the Neet people in japan avoid real female contact ? for eternity ? 😀
damn looks like Avatars and pictures are starting to look and FEEL real.
damn just damn.
So this isn’t a party game?
This makes me wish I was a guy.
Why don’t you wish you were futanari? 2 worlds in 1. Great deal if you ask me, lol.
eeemmm i dont think i will be satisfaced by that can i order a whole body?
http://japaneselovedolls.net/
Enjoy.
Might as well get a mail-order-bride. They range from below average to downright horrifying, but all you need is a plastic bag and your favorite porn playing in front of you.
I wonder what DLC for supported games will be…
Think about it for a sec…
Uh oh watch out for the cyber police.
YOU DUN FAPPED!?
I don’t have a penis but,,,does it feel good to put the fingers in?
Umm this is nice and all but can we direct this energy to making robots that can walk like non-crips?
Just how lonely of a gamer do you have to be to be so desperate to have to have one of these things?
need one for yuri sex
Finally! A video game to play with your penis! I always got so hard playing Halo…
Time to save up some cash and import one of these things.
‘the mighty American phallus’
I love this country.
That’s mean I have a japanese penis? Must I be glad or sad?
Don´t worry, your hand will never reject you.
whaaaat, only 5.5 inches!? My dick is bigger than that… oh well, maybe it will feel like a loli or something.
Better too short than too deep, from a controller standpoint.
In this case, a too deep controller wouldn’t be so much a problem as compared to this shallow one.
I’m not really that tall, only about 5’6″ but that controller is definitely too small O_O … How are you supposed to use if you can’t go all in?
Everyone with me:
“What hast science done!?”
20 bucks and fully interactive, I bet everyone with a Flashlight is pissed.
if they market it as sex ed toy for kids it doesnt need to be bigger
where’s the cancel ejaculate button? xD
dang i’m not logged on ;D guess who
the fleshlight just got replaced by something even sadder,lol
(I didn’t think that was possible)
well… too short but awesome nonetheless.
can’t wait!
So this is nothing more than a crude motion sensor that provides no feedback at all?
That seems useless to me, and anyone who would want that seems pretty pathetic. Your hand would give you more enjoyment.
Using just your hand gets “old” quick, besides, Illusion… need say more?
Does it come with an internal moisture sensor to belittle premature ejaculators that can’t make it to the end of a scenario?
it has a button for that kind of thing 😉
Now, once this works with Love Plus, Japans already falling birth rate will hit 0
They should add something to simulate T-Bag with this thing.
Would be awesome to play shooters and be able to T-Bag noobs using my real, hairy balls.
it could be very interesting to have a female counter part, as complement to the webcam, for remote relationships
I was thinking the same thing. Shame the market isn’t as big (or at least perceived to be as big) as the male market. -_-‘
Cybersex means no need for protection
Still, you shouldn’t share it with others. Could lead to STDs.
New way of Tbagging.
headshot!
LOL.
omg… with this the japanese race will dispear real soon!
Just imagine the party games now
DO WANT
Now a certain virtual diva will get even more popular…
Ejaculate button!!!!?
Yes, it helps you ejaculate.
No, it just tells the game you ejaculated, as the device doesn’t have sperm sensors it cannot guess when you ejaculate.
Do Japanese men really have such small dicks? I live in an Asian country and every guy I have dated is at least a 7 incher.
lol..ah my sides. That’s just one of the funniest lies I’ve read. Unless, you know, you’re dating only porn stars.
Yup, that is it. You know how it is, that country is just OVERFLOWING with porn stars, every fucking corner man… I mean that must be the only way to explain this. I mean it is like lucky dip here, you trip, and a cock just slips into your twat here you know hahahaha…
Seriously, 7ish for 1.8m men is not too hard to imagine, and honestly, 7ish & average girth is way pathetic for a porn star.
Which asian country is that?
Im korean american with a bit over 6 inch and good thickness(Average)… basically I notice viet, jap, and especially chinese girls actually think im very big and thick..where korean and white girl thinks im decent but not spectacular by any means T_T
Singapore. Dated 5. Average thickness. All about 7ish.
ah…Singapore,that little country of wonder
Imagine a fluid sensor inside so it knows when you cum.
Then you can have games where if you can last XX amount of time you get to move on to the next character each one harder to please then the last.
Fun 🙂
Actually I find that better than that stupid button.
Although that’d be hard to calibrate. You know precum comes out & you don’t want it to mistake those for cum.
We’d be like, wtf I haven’t came yet you stupid mesheen!
5.5 inches is normal japanese size? fuck im even small compared to a japanese.
Nah, I’m just average Japan size then.
I’ll buy it, but since I live with my parents I won’t be able to hide it…
you can tell them it’s an exersise machine.
indeed a good pencil “sharpenis”
Pencil sharpener.
or the usb version of the portal gun
Thanks for sharing tiny dick.
Well this brings a whole new meaning to:
P2P – Penis to Pussy
JOYstick
Plug (in dick) and Play
SOFTware/HARDware
Slot Game
etc. (too lazy to think of more)
Wished it has a customisable hole size. That way fappers can indulge the delicacy of penetrating different ages of lolis…
There will probably be different inserts with various textures and sizes. This is going to be awesome.
Please don’t mention that every again……..
they could also include special “perfume” so it’ll taste/smell better than normal plastic. used pantsu > unused pantsu!
Make it bigger and I’d try it.
I can see it now.
Home brew copies of games packed in with doujinshi at Comic market.
I’d so rock Boa Hancock or Nami (are you listening Crimson Comics? )
I can’t ever see myself buying this, but it’s kinda cool none the less…….
want 3! (?)
Meh, way too much hassle to wash that thing afterwards.
Considering that is the closest most here would ever get to the real thing… I’d say cleaning is a non issue.
What… tha…. fuck
that first picture reminded me…
“As an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].”
“…speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.””
lol, I just love your ‘freedom inches’, Artefact
again not suitable for the western market. damn. i bought several tenga toys before from japan and even as a absolutely middle-european-average it was quite uncomfortable.
Well, the average european loses only to the average african lengthwise…
PLEASE MAKE A VERSION FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX!!!!!
Now THAT would be a purchase I’d make… ;3;
There is no girl on the internet >_<
I wish.
Tell that to all the pedos that get arrested for chatting with 13 year old “girls”…
Pedos? Since when have pedophiles been attracted to 13-year-olds?
… I know I’m nitpicking, but I’ll continue doing so until no one mistakes a pedo for a normal guy anymore. Yes, normal.
no only gentlemen and lady and even some kids -.-
only guys with female screennames
Just make it yourself slap a USB on a DILDO and your set.
I liked that!
Yuri market right there.
All those Hanabira games.
They trying to 1-up Illusion or something?
Gaming related injuries will be a whole lotta more painful from here on out …at least in Japan.
lubricants will sold out
Carple-penial syndrome
Aim with the third leg and shoot white stuff at female enemies? I’d buy that! :3
it’s how galgun should look
How long is reload?
I don’t know but you’ll be shooting blanks in the meantime.
…i wonder if you can play FPS with that.
@Rika
RELOAD!!! *shotgun cocking.
Gives “Boom — Head Shot!” a whole new meaning 😛
Lag would not be an issue with most people either 🙂
no but there might be suspicion of “speed” hack for some :p
Infinite ammo hax.
More like Boom — Cum Shot. 🙂
Fire in the hole!
A shoot button(hole) is all you need.
not for shooters 🙁
@megidola
Just think of how many devices could be improved by adding an “ejaculate button”.
– iShit users have one already…
Joystick will never be the same again…..
so what we will have for online eroge ?
endurance battle ?
Quick Withdraw you mean
LOL QUICKDRAW
Vibrate is probably one of the “secret features”.
Just think of how many devices could be improved by adding an “ejaculate button”.
I wonder what the “secret features” are as well…
Im sure something like this will fit a game like GALGUN.
It honestly makes me happy to know this much of a sense of humor about sex exists in the world. While most might find it pathetic and disgusting, I just can’t help but use this as some allegory for how the world’s going to survive just fine.
And the secret feature: If the girl on screen gets upset and decides to to bite off your dick, the device chops it off.
D:!!
thoose hard to die M fans will be happy with that feature..xD
Masochist will be happy!
or as i just said, maybe is just an anal extra hole
The device’s “red ring of death”(or whatever you wanna call it)
It’s not something they would feel free to accept in public. It’s rather annoy and they somehow feel sexual harass. At least base on the education environment of the place you stand.
Wow… Just, wow…
I rofld hard. Mine would barely fit there.
Damn dont you think 14 cm is not enough ?
not enough for me at least =(
Agree with TehBoringOne. It is fun when it is tinier so that you can feel bigger.
Well, you’re not going to go berserk with it, will you?
The trouble is that a vagina can adapt to any penis size, no matter how big, in this case you either break the toy or injure your junk.
Imagine you’re sticking it into a narrow vagina and the woman will go “OH GOD!!! IT’S SO BIG AND POWERFUL!!!”
Or something to that effect.
For me also not enough. Need to work on extending the size to fit with users.
To achieve deep market penetration, it’s important to ensure you have a firm grasp of your target area and to think long and hard about your approach.
maybe the secrets features are a aditional “Anal hole” for the limited edition.. or something like that
This must be combined with a a Fucking Machine with Computer Interface; that way, men AND women can experience virtual sex!
wow, soon 2d sex will suppras 3d sex, and THEY will be the poor otakus of 3d women!!!!
Seems like a stiff approach to me.
Does it post updates and data onto facebook like microsoft?
no, it tweets it. know that japanese people don’t usually use MSN or facebook, they use twitter or mixi or some other types.
I think the animation is a bit off… needs more work.
Also the um.. controller? must be larger.
Well. Some people believes that you can love your PC so much that you’ll fuck it. Here we go.
Speaking of which. How about making a wife game. You cum on your device, the game starts making babies. SIMS 4? :V
now i can truly pierce the gaming heavens with my DRILL!
Kamehamecrotch!
quivers in his chair,….
lulz
^_^
The future starts here. It will lead Us brothers even further in moral degradation. I’m so happy. ^_^
This is the first step in something great hopefully…
Motion sensor kinda of slow..
There’s room for improvements..
Thank the Hentai Gods!!!
@Anonymous above me
Hell yeah!!!
There’s plenty of hentai that has cervix f*cking as a theme now (including straight-shota, futa, and even incest)
It really should be an expansion similar to a Wii Motion Plus expansion, hehehe…
Maybe they’ll make an expansion port to it. A Cervix/Womb that acts like a second mouth and expands to further then 5.5
Then they’ll be able to loop in even more animations and probably go to the Ahegao state.
this takes ero gaming to a whole new level o.o
now all they need to do is get better animation xD
Animation’s only test loops I think. If they didn’t already know they need blending between loops and speeds, they definitely know now, but I’m sure they did. This is just base functionality vids to build hype or something. This is the way to do it though, no talking, no bullshit, just “Here’s the product and how it works.”
Although I can’t help but wonder how that guy feels having to play with a dildo all day long. I wonder if they’ve gone to ‘human trials’ yet ^^ You know they had to during the design process.
And what if somebody cheats with their fingers!?
Cybersex just got a whole new meaning.
Or might be a mutliplayer function for harems and groups.
That’ll be fun ^^
It does have additional “secret features” which could be a extension hole.
Intresting, but 5.5 inches? Is that like avrage? I always thought I was avrage, but Im bigger then that.
Oddly enough the average American penis is 5″. No I do not have a link for the study i read it from however I believe it was from a Maxim magazine a few years ago. If/when you visit a porn shop you may note that many of the “toys” for males arent much deeper than 6″ or so…
Just sayin.
I believe it’s (slightly) above average.
Porn has its place though perception-wise. I found out from a sexologist that it’s a natural growth of a man to have experiences where he objectifies women. This is usually merely a stage, and happens rather young from what I can guess. It’s how we can see a woman in hot jeans on a subway and want to bang her into tomorrow, but as soon as a conversation ensues and she smiles and talks passionately about something interesting, suddenly she has a personality and our libido no longer treats her as an object (at least in balanced men who don’t have psychological issues).
That mindset acts kind of like a gatekeeper of relationships I think, almost like a way to thin the herd since it’s so easy for men to think they’ve fallen in love (I go so easily to any intelligent girl who’s at all nice) in the initial stages of their lives. Sex and love really are separate things entirely, and combining the two is a very careful mold. Sex exists for procreation, and love exists for itself in all aspects of life if one allows it. I’ve found it difficult to have the thought that a girl I truly care for being one whom I’d like to have sex with.
That, and also for the fact of how some women don’t fap as frequently as men or sometimes aren’t comfortable with having sex.. What’s with having way lesser libido. That alone conributes to their rigidity in bed.
Massage aside, plain sex and making love is different. In most other porn they just feature mostly the piston action so the video could get a clear picture of the actress. Love making on the other hand features a lot of touching & hugging to break the partner’s tension and that ensure both really enjoy it. Which I assume isn’t popular in the filming of porn because viewers can’t get a clear view of the stimulation subject, which is often the actress. I admit those massage porn & that educative sex documentary discovery did are way hotter and more just for both partners in terms of satisfaction than actual porn, the way love making should be.
I personally like the tantric sex/massage videos that exist. They’re very informative, especially in reasons why women in general can be so frigid. Much of the time it’s not anything about their personality at all, but the stress they hold, and a good few rounds of tantric massage will break apart the tense muscles and allow blood flow to go much smoother, and as such, reach the erogenous zones faster and in greater quantity, thereby making the pleasure that much stronger and faster to achieve. It’s also how to unlock the squirting capabilities in a woman (the thing most people like to say is just pee). Granted you need to allow your girlfriend or whoever to submit to a good long few sessions of massage, but considering how sensual it is and how relaxing for them (for the most part, when you’re not digging into the major muscles) that probably won’t be hard to get them to do.
Well, sexual physiology texts tell me that there’s nearly nothing to hit with anyways length-wise. More girth equals more stretching/pressure equals more stimulation. Besides, the said G-spot aside, the most reachable stimulation point for a woman isn’t even inside there. I’ve also heard that there’s a focus in stimulation point around the entrance area of the vagina, which surely even the shortest men can reach. And yes techniques too of course.
For those who still fail, either find a secret truck or take turn in getting pleasured.. One could always result to the all-trusty hand.
I’ve been told by several women that length is not the issue, however girth is the true measure of a man’s capability of giving pleasure it seems. And of course their technique with said girth. Let’s not pretend, they may say ‘size of the boat’ but without any ‘motion of the ocean’ they’re fooling themselves that it actually means anything.
I think sex in general has been overblown by people who are unconscious of how widespread our fantasies are. So many people adhere to perceptions they have no idea where they came from, and those perceptions are what create expectations, and expectations almost always ruin anything. Games, movies, shows, sex, whatever, expectations just set people up for disappointment unless they simply change them to an intentions. The intention to have fun.
edit: And I posted simultaneously with the above anon.
ANATOMY TIME! The cervix has an opening as big as the tip of a sharpened pencil, and most of the times it is obstructed. It is only open during menses and during the times when a woman is fertile, to allow passage of a measily couple dozen of sperm.
Now speaking as a woman – don’t even think about HITTING the cervix. It is not meant to be hit. The same way most men would not enjoy high heels on their balls, most women don’t enjoy a penis actually hitting the cervix. Jesus, learn to have sex and how to please a woman, it’s not a battling ram.
@HouseLife
I’m interested in the ‘medical’ subject for a bit and yes cervix piercing is apparently painful & doesn’t really pleasure if not at all. I think that has something to do with it being extra sensitive for the times when a baby is about to get born.. More sensitive, more precision. As it is, there are already women with problems giving birth. If the cervix & womb isn’t painful sensitive I bet problems like this would multiply extensively in numbers.
Still, average or not, a 5.5 passage wouldn’t give much room for it to expand when penetration occurs so I think the controller isn’t very comfortable to start with.. After all the opening does look to be a bit too small. Well they ought to fix it sooner or later.
but but they love it when you pierce the womb in doujinshi! lol XD
If 5″ is the average length then I feel sorry for many people.
Yeah, from what I’ve heard the porn industry has affected penis size perception rather considerably as well. Women complain about how porn may cause guys to have unrealistic expectations, and then completely ignore that they seem to expect ginormous cocks tucked into every pant leg and are completely oblivious to where that may have come from. The average vagina is only what… 6-8 inches deep? From what I’ve been lead to understand, piercing the womb is deeeefinitely not a healthy thing.
I think NAs average is 5.3, Japans 4.9…or something like that…
F@#kin’ troller
Poor, poor yellow women =(
i thought people were boasting until i heard the 5.5 inch depth. i would have to agree, bigger might be in order. maybe call the 5.5″ one the loli and the 10″ one the amazon.
Just lol @ size.
If the secret feature is not to alter it – fail.
It’s Japan, braggart.
you know, people evolve. with the tech today, there might be a man with a horse’s XD
Studies have shown zero correlation between race and penis size. Some older studies have shown an about .5 inch increase from Asian to Caucasian to African.
I do agree the controller’s too small, but I doubt it’s big enough for a significant percentage (~50%) of the Japanese, either.
Answering the original “question”, the average penis size is likely between 4.5 to 6 inches length, according to most studies. Here’s one link – “http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm” – that cites a certain study by Lifestyles Condoms. The median length was found to be 5.65 inches, which is perhaps larger than the real average due to the nature of the research.
This Hole is too small for penis!! Or it’s “only for mini-asian-people”? lol
Men… having the need to have sex with a computer. Pathetic.
But still, this is funny. That ejaculate buttom seems to be working for the waifu too? New way of undertsanding the G-point.
I can just imagine (if) one of those men getting a girlfirend for the first time and: “what? you don’t come when I come? You must be broken. 3D slut doesn’t know to make pure love!”
inb4: yadda yadda shutup cunt
Women…so pathetic men have to resort to these means.
^_^
damn
I need a smaller dick or maybe if I cut it right it will fit
haha, stupid foreigners. now you suffer blue balls syndrome because you’re not asian enough to have small dick.
14cm NOOO It wont fit damn it, ill still get it though
5.5 inches? if they make one that’s 7 inch long I might buy it
How many deaths for eletrified penis will take place? Make sure to read the manuals properly to avoid appearing unnecesarily in the news.
If you are able to kill yourself with simple skin contact of electricity from a USB cable, I’d personally give you a medal.
Five volts may not be deadly, but it feels nasty on your privates.
Apparently he thought USB-powered devices take as much current as a direct-wall-plug 120/240 volts depending on where you live.
And yet I haven’t heard any bitches getting electrocuted while using a Sybian, a direct-wall-plug device…
Well, when using it, be sure to pray that it won’t malfunction, who knows it might electrify your penis. xD
It sounds like a marketing scam.
Either:
(a) “We don’t accept returns of used units.” (even if they broke during the warranty period, or,
(b) “We reserve the right to either repair or replace your device with a reconditioned unit during the warranty period.”
Option (b) is the worst. How motivated do you think a minimum-wage cum-washer is going to be to do a thorough job “re-conditioning” those units?
Maybe they should add support for Win7 64bit for their game first.
Is it just me, or is it a tad too shallow?
damn i won’t “fit” in….
So, are they purposely not trying to procreate? It seems every time you turn around Japan is trying to revolutionize useless technology like this. They can’t seem to do something as basic as fulfill our natural god given urges.
That thing is embarrassingly small. I can’t sympathize. LOL
This needs to be compatible with Kinect.
you can fuck air with kinect, it’s a motion tracker with the ability to discriminate black people
And this onacon discriminate all afro guys.
“14 cm”? c’mon, it won’t even fit the head.
Nintendo have out-done themselves again! How long before Sony and Microsoft start copying them?
it’s not from Nintendo,and Nintendo doesn’t even allow NC-16
Fuck, that’s 3 inches too small for me. :T
that’s too small for my magnum