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It honestly makes me happy to know this much of a sense of humor about sex exists in the world. While most might find it pathetic and disgusting, I just can’t help but use this as some allegory for how the world’s going to survive just fine.


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  • “OnaCon” Penis Controller Set For Deep Market Penetration:
    Porn has its place though perception-wise. I found out from a sexologist that it’s a natural growth of a man to have experiences where he objectifies women. This is usually merely a stage, and happens rather young from what I can guess. It’s how we can see a woman in hot jeans on a subway and want to bang her into tomorrow, but as soon as a conversation ensues and she smiles and talks passionately about something interesting, suddenly she has a personality and our libido no longer treats her as …

  • “OnaCon” Penis Controller Set For Deep Market Penetration:
    I personally like the tantric sex/massage videos that exist. They’re very informative, especially in reasons why women in general can be so frigid. Much of the time it’s not anything about their personality at all, but the stress they hold, and a good few rounds of tantric massage will break apart the tense muscles and allow blood flow to go much smoother, and as such, reach the erogenous zones faster and in greater quantity, thereby making the pleasure that much stronger and faster to achieve. …

  • “OnaCon” Penis Controller Set For Deep Market Penetration:
    I’ve been told by several women that length is not the issue, however girth is the true measure of a man’s capability of giving pleasure it seems. And of course their technique with said girth. Let’s not pretend, they may say ‘size of the boat’ but without any ‘motion of the ocean’ they’re fooling themselves that it actually means anything. I think sex in general has been overblown by people who are unconscious of how widespread our fantasies are. So many people adhere to perceptions they have …

  • “OnaCon” Penis Controller Set For Deep Market Penetration:
    Yeah, from what I’ve heard the porn industry has affected penis size perception rather considerably as well. Women complain about how porn may cause guys to have unrealistic expectations, and then completely ignore that they seem to expect ginormous cocks tucked into every pant leg and are completely oblivious to where that may have come from. The average vagina is only what… 6-8 inches deep? From what I’ve been lead to understand, piercing the womb is deeeefinitely not a healthy thing.

  • “OnaCon” Penis Controller Set For Deep Market Penetration:
    Animation’s only test loops I think. If they didn’t already know they need blending between loops and speeds, they definitely know now, but I’m sure they did. This is just base functionality vids to build hype or something. This is the way to do it though, no talking, no bullshit, just “Here’s the product and how it works.” Although I can’t help but wonder how that guy feels having to play with a dildo all day long. I wonder if they’ve gone to ‘human trials’ yet ^^ You know they had to during …

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