Top 10 Signs Your Partner is Cheating On You

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Japanese asked to rank what they consider to be the likeliest signs a partner, male or female, might be acting unfaithfully yield up an unsurprisingly (for Japanese) mobile-phone centred set of signals to watch out for.

The rankings:

Signs a woman might be cheating:

1. Even when you’re together she’s mailing someone more and more…

2. She hides her phone or won’t let you look through it

3. The frequency of her communications has dropped off

4. She starts to lock her phone

5. Sometimes her explanations for things just don’t make sense…

6. She often refuses to hook up with you because she’s “playing around with friends”

7. She even takes her phone to the toilet with her

8. She starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more

9. She refuses to make eye contact more often

10. She suddenly has a business trip

Signs a man might be cheating:

1. Even when you’re together he’s mailing someone more and more…

2. He often refuses to hook up with you because he’s “playing around with friends”

3. The frequency of his communications has dropped off

4. Sometimes his explanations for things just don’t make sense…

5. He hides his phone or won’t let you look through it

6. He doesn’t converse or smile as much

7. He starts to lock his phone

8. He starts dressing more sharply for some reason

9. He starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more

10. He even takes his phone to the toilet with him

The rankings seem to show an especially pronounced preoccupation with mobile phones – apparently considered to be the number one tell.

Of course, for someone to notice their partner started locking their phone implies they were snooping to start with…


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    Avatar of PrinceHeir
    Comment by PrinceHeir
    08:05 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmm almost everything nowadays involves phone.

    i guess face to face communication is certainly declining. not that i mind but face to face is always best when your on dates. shut the phone for 1 whole day.

    i guess some of these texting can be about family problems or not ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A sign your woman is cheating is her doing things you just can't understand?

    Doesn't that cover like 99% of the shit women do?

    Seriously Japan, American commedians tackled this subject for 60+ years and we still don't know a fucking thing about what goes on in womens heads.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Your GF/BF calls you and told you that they're cheating with you while fucking another person.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reason 0: He'S/She's breathing.

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    Comment by alidan
    08:48 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    FEMALE
    1. Even when you’re together she’s mailing someone more and more…

    o yea this is a clear sign she is fucking someone else... NO even a dumb bitch wont mail right in front of you. this would be proof, if you already know she is, that she doesnt see you as a human anymore.

    2. She hides her phone or won’t let you look through it

    i wouldn't want m friends looking through mine either, but in all honesty, this is suspicious behavior, especially if she knows you suspect and she still cares about you.

    3. The frequency of her communications has dropped off

    personally this just says needy bitch is becoming less needy, a good thing in my book, but i can see where its concerning for people.

    4. She starts to lock her phone

    personally i do this all the fucking time, this is in no way s sign of cheating, its a sign of tech smarts

    5. Sometimes her explanations for things just don’t make sense…

    yay the lie, lets jump to she just took it in the ass, mouth and 2 int he pussy, just seconds before ariveing at your door.

    6. She often refuses to hook up with you because she’s “playing around with friends”

    personally i would call her best friend and ask her what she is doing, during said times, this only goes for if i believe she is cheating on you.

    7. She even takes her phone to the toilet with her

    next qustion

    8. She starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more

    because no woman wants to work, let alone work more.

    9. She refuses to make eye contact more often

    THIS is a sign of either guilt or she is slightly autistic, only true psychopaths can maintain eye contact and feel no guilt

    10. She suddenly has a business trip

    this could be 2 things, a real business trip, or a fake one. personally i would find out regardless. if its a real one and she finds out, i would say i was thinking of surprising her, and if there is no business trip, i would have one of her co workers tell her its over.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "because no woman wants to work, let alone work more. "

    You actually know a woman who WANTS to work ? In JAPAN ???

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    Comment by alidan
    13:36 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i forgot to add more to that, i mean that one should have been number fucking one on the just plain obviousness of it.

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    Comment by alidan
    08:57 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    MALE
    1. Even when you’re together he’s mailing someone more and more…

    a douche bag move, but doesn't prove guilt.

    2. He often refuses to hook up with you because he’s “playing around with friends”

    why because she wants to suck up all our fucking time and money? well fuck her.

    3. The frequency of his communications has dropped off

    lets see, average guy may call girlfriend once every day, to once a week depending on her neediness and his neediness, i would say its a positive unless you already think he is cheating.

    4. Sometimes his explanations for things just don’t make sense…

    ok, now as a guy, we can go to quite a few places women would have major problems with, like a strip joint. for us this kind of shit is normal. for a woman, she will say we are cheating even if we arent.

    5. He hides his phone or won’t let you look through it

    ever have a bitch remove anything digitally that she didn't approve of? i have, and i have good fucking reasons for not showing them my fucking phone. i also have more female friends than male, you know how hard it is go through an address book, and re fucking add people?

    6. He doesn’t converse or smile as much

    i dont smile or talk much any given day

    7. He starts to lock his phone

    see above

    8. He starts dressing more sharply for some reason

    right, because if he dresses nice he has to be cheating or gay. GO FUCK YOURSELVES WOMEN IF YOU THINK THIS MEANS CHEATING

    9. He starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more

    because again we cant have friends and drink? and also FUCK YOU WOMEN you dont want to work, so we have to work more, and because of that YOU ACCUSE US OF CHEATING FUCK YOU

    10. He even takes his phone to the toilet with him

    see above

    Avatar of Zuklar
    Comment by Zuklar
    01:03 12/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You sound very very very depressed, seek aid such as anti-depressants or just more social contact in a positive environment. Yikes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Alidan is an example of one of those men women think is a loser. Therefore he is bitter.

    Avatar of alidan
    Comment by alidan
    21:36 13/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but the million dollar question, am i wrong?

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    Comment by anorexic buddha
    06:16 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I doubt this is usefull, as most of us are single...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:34 15/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You got that right, FOREVER ALONE

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:09 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    When I first saw this I thought it said ' 10 signs your parents are cheating on you'. Which would be funny if they started showing their love for some other kid.

    Actually, you come home sit on your bed and put your hand in a wad of fresh warm cum, thats a good sign your girl friend has found someone else to take your place in your bed. Better grab what you care for fast cause its all gone too.

    Avatar of DirtyPair
    Comment by DirtyPair
    04:23 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I´m guilty of 1, 4 and 9 so i´m a cheater but with whom?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:44 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't understand... how do you not take your phone to the toilet with you?

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    Comment by Marik
    05:31 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm guilty of 4 and 9....Does this make me a cheater :-/?

    my gf should def read this...her resulting paranoia will make me lulz

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:24 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if you can't figure it out w/out the lame/obvious points on this list, you deserve to be cheated on,lol

    Avatar of Zuklar
    Comment by Zuklar
    01:11 12/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Always remember anime goers. As cool as it looks in shows and manga to be hard ass and sad. Humans are by nature, supposed to be happy. If you aren't smiling. It's not normal. There is something wrong and seek help :3

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    Comment by Zuklar
    01:05 12/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No matter how you look at it. Unless the person you are with is just a fuck buddy, there should be no reason to hide your phone from your partner. Unless you are very very insecure. Which even then isn't an excuse. It just means you're insecure and have shit to hide that for some reason you tell yourself; "No one but me can know this"

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:25 16/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    A man is only as faithful as his options. If he isn't cheating, he doesn't have many options.

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    Comment by Mr. Dragon
    12:12 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm always afraid to look at these lists, 2 out of 10 isnt that bad right?... oh shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:38 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    #1 sign of your partner cheating on you: Look at yourself, you're obviously the problem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:22 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ouch. That stings man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:21 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The lack of respecting privacy and individuality from that list somehow corresponds to the usual cultural belief I see most Asians follow. Seriously, no, keeping phone away from you is not a sign etc. God damn it, are all Asian culture surrounded by anti-individualistic values?!

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    Comment by w334b00
    15:31 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ?. You wake up a double amputee. (hands)

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:34 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    11.) He starts taking his Nintendo DS to the toilet

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    Comment by TC-man
    00:34 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where's the "buying (expensive) presents for you for no apparent reason" sign? That's a big sign that your partner/husband/wife is cheating on you!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    00:40 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, but Japanese women won't care as long as they keep receiving those.

    Comment by Pyrolight
    00:30 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering I wouldn't want anyone snooping though my phone to start with I might be screwed if dating in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you can get away with saying that such behaviour is not really accepted in your culture. Just because you're trying to date in Japan does not mean that you have to give in to their habits ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:45 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All men are women too.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    02:03 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, just traps. ^_^

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    Comment by DirtyPair
    04:25 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugly ones.

    Avatar of alex251
    Comment by alex251
    00:48 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least no one here will have such problems.
    2D > 3D

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:44 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the only one I agree with (for girl) it's number 9
    as for guys only the number 6 I agree with

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Number 1 should be: "YOU are worried about things like the following".

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:52 10/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All men are cheaters anyway

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:13 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I cheated because I learned that I need backup plans with certain types of girls. Believe me, some girls want to have more fun before marriage, thats why some good men needs to cheat in case she wants fun with another man. I learned it the hard way, but it's better this way.

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    Comment by lovejuice
    00:29 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    go hang yourself somewhere -_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:36 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Psh...whatever. I've been cheated on by women several times now. I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends. Women are sadistic, backstabbing, self-centered, life-draining whores.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:00 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You've been cheated on by several women and your immediate assumption is that there's something wrong with the women in question? I think that you need to take a harder look at yourself, *you* are the common element in each of these failed relationships.

    Don't try to pin your personal failings onto women in general.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Selfreflection: You are on sankaku= you are not desirable since you are a lazy-sleezy-geek.
    So not cheating is more that you have noone to cheat with. Rectify.

    Reflection on women: Not enought persistence. People change with stimulus. Women change to much, to fast and tend to dream of something they never will have. Rectify.

    Reality report failratio: 20%-30%ish.
    Better than thou. - over.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:25 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, because clearly cheating is a perfectly fine and normal thing to do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe when you get cheated on you'll know how he feels. Women aren't angels we're taught in schools to be nice to.

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    Comment by ☆ БОSS ☭
    23:59 10/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All women want money anyways

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:31 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, the stereotype about men gets voted down while the stereotype about women get voted up.

    Avatar of ☆ БОSS ☭
    Comment by ☆ БОSS ☭
    03:33 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm just screwing around,
    but I assume it's simply retaliatory response.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    00:36 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They want money - and encrypted phones. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:09 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Men lose no matter what. They either spend tons of money on high maintenance women (who might cheat on them), or they spend tons of money on fake women (who are 'cheating' on them with guys all over the internets and possibly a 2D male from their series.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    10. She suddenly has a business trip

    Note: Not in Men's signs of cheating.

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    Comment by Neonie
    00:00 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even the ones who have never had a girlfriend like me?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does that matter?
    Dude, don't feel bad; it's note like you are missing much. Only the sex is great, and damn me if even that does not suck sometimes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:58 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its not that all men are cheaters its just that some women are not smart enough to make THE RIGHT CHOICES and BLAME US!

    "Oh she dated a playboy/jock/rockstar/badboy/criminal/thug, and now she is heartbroken because he cheated on her."

    We need a dose of LOGIC stat!

    Of all people to date, why the ones who have a harem?

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

    - This is an awesome story about a smart man against a cheating woman

    This guy is my hero.

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    Comment by jayizdrunk
    06:35 12/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not gonna lie, that was absolutely hilarious and a plan I've worked as a script for a movie. Glorious.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:14 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This logic also works vice versa.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:17 11/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know but at least I dont over generalize and say "all women are skanks" now do I?






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