Yui, K-ON!’s moesome lead guitarist, has already received a number of unofficial ona-hole incarnations, but the HIP Onabeat is by far the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs, and a miniature dildo (the intended usage of which is fortunately unclear).
Most of these images come from an article at otaku-oriented maker ホットパワーズ / Hot Powers’ website, which is incidentally recommended for readers of Japanese – the blog-diary format used along with some Japanese Internet-speech makes for an interesting read.
As in all of these sort of parody products, no specific mention of the actual character or series can be made on the product, so the K-ON!-ish logo art and an unmistakable likeness of Yui herself are sheer coincidence.
The packaging itself, the yellow text besides Yui’s twin hairclips shouting “Hymen Hole”!
Also included in the box is a bottle of “blood lotion” (officially called: “血ローション”) in the top right.
Yui’s lower half stands in front of the firing line in this amusingly framed shot.
“Insertion” action.
The aftermath of the dildo’s assault results in the previously applied blood lotion oozing out of the ona-hole.
The higher than average price of this premium ona-hole also allows for a second point of entry.
The front half of the ona-hole is shown opened here, allowing for easy cleaning of the blood lotion and any other liquids that might find their way inside.
A cleaned-up shot with the lotion removed.
Here is a little gag involving Hot Power’s “scat lotion”.
The scat lotion happens to have its own product page as well.
Here is the rear half of the ona-hole being pried apart.
A side-view of the onahole, after the two halves have been fully separated.
A full view of the two halves, clearly showing the two channels.
The hole is of course on sale openly in Akiba, shown here at the Lammtarra Epikari store in Akihabara, with a very marked-up price.
The black text beside Yui’s head goes: “Ehh? Either (hole) is fine~”, and some of the lower blurbs on the right side read: “Emotion-moving Pure Blood Lotion” and “Real Version!!”
The shop stocks many similar products – some of which may be familiar:
A design similar to a certain mahou shoujo can be seen on the left and a character coincidentally resembling Hitagi near the right.
A closer shot of the “Nanoha” box, allowing Fate’s matching product to enter the frame.
Vocaloid (or, Virgin@loid) ona-holes, with Megurine Luka, Rin Kagamine and Hatsune Miku on display.
Lastly, these new “Haru-nyan” ona-holes are included, available in Haruhi, Nagato and Mikuru flavors.
Back to the Yui onahole:
The numbered blurbs on the back of the package are too fun to pass over:
- You can be the first to rip her!
- Love juices flow!
- Her anus is also “a first time”!
One lucky otaku user has even left a review, translated here:
I bought it since it was cheap, but it feels surprisingly good.
On just the first go I really went ahead and burst…
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That scat lotion looks like maple syrup.
Yum!
hmmm...a bit more bang for your buck than your everymans ona hole.
Are you serious; to find a so heavy real woman in Japan you are business of that size the masturbation?
I see your point, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You engrish so gooder me much impress!
Gross! O_o
Nothing like seeing sawed pussy. It was very shocking to see, even if it's just a plaster model.
Microwaved snickers bar > that brown goop anytime
So if those have been used once,the price will be lowered?Sounds like a bargain.
Serial rapist and killer would LOVE this!O__O
You rang?
Seeing those two halves, as first thing in the morning is truly terrifying. Thanks, Sankaku. My mind is now full of fuck.
... this is terrifying.
Waaaay too small.
Agreed, that kind of tightness is what I suspect pedos love about small children.
Wow, 2 holes! Kinda want. I want the nanoha one.
2 holes so you can share with your friends and have fun at the same time!!
balls would be touching -.-''
OHHH dear god! - I don't know what's worse. The fact that this object was made, that someone had to demonstrate it, or you Mr. Sankaku wrote about it. I week for the world.
Oh japan, never failing to creep me out a few times a month. The detail Artefact puts into some of these articles is unsettling.
this is the first time i want some stuff like this,weird?
KyoAni can draw figure sticks with holes in it and tag it as K-ON! and you'll still buy it and have sex with it!
Ok, I'm very perverted but fake blood... err... Nob.
O_o yark
You are all sick shits! I puked at this shit! ~~~D:
The item doesn't really relate to "all of us". Only to those who buy it.
Puke isn't one of the things your supposed to put in there.
For extra gross-out points, imagine that the lotion is *scented*...
Am I the only one who thought put the blood lotion in the anal hole to simulate a little rough loving? Lol. But I don't know why some people are so creeped out by this. It's just bringing your 2d fantasy into 3d. Granted it's not a perfect simulation, but the closest people can get at this point without building a whole sex doll. Besides don't other non-otaku guys buy these, just without being modeled after a bishoujo. I dunno, being a girl I can't really understand buying these kind of product. (Is it really that much better than your hand?) But it does make me wonder... Do products like these exist for fujoshi? And would I buy one if they did? @////@
Mhmm, there's a Pico and Chico hole.
Sadly, no penises though. :[
well this is probably the most disturbing thing i've seen today.
Blasphemy! We all know Giita stole Yui's virginity after she bought him!
Why not have sex with a real girl?
the world is getting fucked up
You'd think they could at least give it a set of attractive looking pussy lips. Those things look diseased. No way in hell is she a virgin.
After I read the first few lines, I knew it was Quen's style of writing and I didn't even look at the poster until I finished reading the whole page lol.
I miss seeing you here Quen. =(
Thank you. ^^
Yuck.
Someone has to tell Equality Now about this. Their reaction would be hilarious.
I think that's a little sick...
sugooooo
i like it
Those things rip so easily. One fuck and its useless.
does those things really sell i mean there are disgusting.
that's wow O_O
alot of ona hole articles lately now that im complaining just noticed it.
I was fine until the 'scat' lotion, then I kind of threw up in my mouth a little...
Piss I can very vaguely understand, gag at but understand, but anyone who honestly finds shit sexually arousing needs their head examined.
Blood and shit... what the?
I am horrified.
How ridiculous...
Everyone knows Yui isn't a virgin.
She sleeps with her guitar all the time. :)
I think this has got to be the worst ona hole I've ever seen...Its like they don't even care anymore... D:
that is so sickening... people these days... real bajeena is still the best!!! XD
Just saying, Jlist.com has it listed already. lol
eh that transverse or w/e view reminds me of my cadaver work.
Sagittal view you mean? Yeah pretty goddamn creepy.