“I Was An Exhibitionist, Any Questions?”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 20, 2010 19:12 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Bizarre, Crime, Exhibitionism, Interviews, Lolicon, Police, Schoolgirls, VIP Quality
A convicted exhibitionist bares all about his shameful past in the below interview, including the sordid details of his experiences onanising in front of schoolgirls of all ages.
The interview, as granted by an anonymous exhibitionist to 2ch VIP board:
I was arrested and quit.
First put some clothes on!
I’m dressed!
Women – OK. Men – NG.
For violating prefectural anti-nuisance ordinances?
For “indecent exposure.”
When did you start?
First year of highschool.
Why did you start?
Because I’m a hentai.
What was your specialty?
I whipped out my p*nis.
How old are you?
23.
What was the worst incident?
The one where the police arrested me.
You’re that well endowed that you just had to show it off?
Well, it’s alright.
Who did you go for?
Elementary schoolers to high schoolers.
Were you hard when you started?
I started limp when showing it, then stroked myself hard.
How did you expose yourself? Naked under a big coat?
I dropped my pants.
How did the elementary schoolers react?
Most of them laughed.
Didn’t they run off when they say you stiffening up?
No, they kept watching and laughing…
So they liked it! What’s your ideal reaction? Having them run off screaming “kyaaa”?
A middle school girl who I whipped it out on told me I was “laughable” [in “gyaru”] and another said I was gross.
Elementary schoolers? Die! Don’t do that stuff again you moron!
Tell us how high schoolers reacted.
Mostly they showed no response.
Well, I suppose they are just used to seeing penises and the like, aren’t they now!
I think they must have seen plenty of exhibitionists by now…
A serious response – I’m a woman. I’ve only seen an exhibitionist once, when I was in elementary school. Hardly any of my friends from school to uni have seen one, even the cute ones.
The countryside is full of them! My classmates saw them all the time.
What reaction are you happiest with?
When they keep looking back I suppose.
And you get intense pleasure from all this?
Yes, especially with the middle schooler reactions.
Explain.
Well, elementary schoolers look on in bemusement not really knowing what’s going on, and high schoolers don’t respond at all. Middle schoolers really make a fuss about it.
Describe the middle schooler reaction!
They make a lot of noise going “kyaa! kyaa! o(≧∇≦o)” and fuss over it.
What a crock.
You don’t have to believe it.
You got spotted by police exposing yourself?
No, I whipped it out in front of a schoolgirl and then they caught me.
What did the cops say?
“Enough with getting your dick out!”
Do you masturbate at night in the parks? I did it a lot when I was at elementary school, being outside was exciting!
When I was an elementary schooler I used to walk about outside naked and stuff.
What happened when you were busted?
Charges left on file/indictment suspended.
What. That’s a bit weak.
No, that’s how they do it apparently.
A few years back there was an incident near a school road I pass… the exhibitionist got whipped by a student with martial arts expertise. They got a commendation from police.
Lately some exhibitionists have weapons so I can’t recommend that.
What are you doing now?
NEET.
Don’t you hide your face with a mask or hat or something?
Sometimes. At night you can’t see faces well.
This is a seasonal occupation?
No, I actually prefer doing it in the winter…
Stop doing that to middle school kids, it’s horrible! Stop it!
I said I don’t do it now.
How did you end up such a pervert?
The first exposure experience I had was in elementary school, but the first time I onanised in front of someone in high school I became a prisoner.
I am still traumatised by the old guy who exposed himself to to me in the CD corner when I was a middle schooler…
I respect the courage it takes to do it in a shop.
You have a girlfriend?
I had a sex friend but she wasn’t as good as the pleasure of exposing myself.
Tell us your most exciting moment.
It was in front of a middle school girl, she mocked me and pointed and burst out laughing when I started jacking it.
You’re a total masochist aren’t you!
Yes, I think exhibitionists are basically masochists.
Other than the police, were there bad times when you drooped?
When the person was ugly…
What can I do to avoid people like you? Is there a trick?
If you have a guy with you I think you won’t be targeted. If it’s only girls it doesn’t matter how many there are though.
Nothing else? Can’t girls avoid it without men?
Only by avoiding unpopular routes. That’s where they strike.
Really. By the way, how come you are able to live with yourself?
Because I don’t want to die.
How did you actually get busted?
Exposing myself to a middle schooler. The school reported me to police and they caught me using a patrol car.
I heard of people saying “it’s so small!” to your kind. Does that put you off? Any other high impact words?
It has the opposite effect – when they said that I know they’ve looked at my penis.
You still want to do this? Are you bearing the urge?
No, I don’t want to any more.
Did you get counselling?
No, but I don’t want to be caught by police so I stopped.
Did you ever splatter someone with your semen?
No, although I ejaculated in front of people.
No touch?
No, I don’t touch them.
Have you been seen by third parties at this?
One time I was showing my butt to a high schooler and her mother saw.
What, an anal maniac. I never heard of one doing that.
That’s what I did a lot.
After you’ve done it I suppose you go home and masturbate.
Right.
You stopped it. What fetish are you into now?
SM.
Which?
M.
I was caught too, and quit. Now I really regret it.
Explain.
In high school I did it to elementary and middle schoolers. I was eventually reported and chased on my bicycle by a patrol car. Of course I was busted. I was arrested. It was horrible. Of course they called in my parents and the principal… I don’t think my friends knew, probably.
You were expelled?
That didn’t happen – apparently only my homeroom teacher, principal and vice-principal knew. However, my recommendation for university was cancelled, of course. […] I was still able to go to university though.
You got off OK. Your name doesn’t come out on Google. Mine was in the papers, it doesn’t come out now but it did before. I don’t think my current friends know, but my other friends probably all knew. I can’t go to class reunions… but I’m just unemployed anyway.
Somebody castrate this guy, please!
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kyaa! kyaa! o(≧∇≦o)
d(^ - ^)b
I like Japan but what's with Japan and having many sex friends?
“kyaa! kyaa! o(≧∇≦o)”
“Enough with getting your dick out!”
lol
The picture was kinda misleading. I'm sure some folks won't mind if Azusa was the exhibitionist.^^
Loli exhibitionists? People would pay to see that.
You wouldn't have to.
It's kinda misleading until this part:
"How did the elementary schoolers react?
Most of them laughed."
imho the pic of azusa is her reaction to an exposure. :D
The wrong reaction apparently :)
Gotta love 2ch.
Somehow, I picture Azusa saying in her mind: "I've seen bigger."(on her dog that is.)
"The countryside is full of them! My classmates saw them all the time."
wtf is happening in Japan?
The same wtf which is happening in the rest of the world.
nice pic...*saves it*
This is surprisingly hot. I wouldn't have thought so many of the girls would've reacted like they do in masochist-oriented pron and hentai with laughing and humiliation.
I suppose the stuff about flashers being "traumatising" is a load of femnazi bullshit.
...Or maybe he's lying and just living out some fantasies. In any case, *fap fap fap*
It can be traumatizing to some. Not all people react to certain situations the same way. What's traumatizing to one person can be no big deal to another.
I'll also point out that I'm a female who thinks feminism is a load of bullshit.
^ That was me. Forgot to log in. Now you can all vote me down and flame me properly. :D
I suppose it might be traumatising to a few people (anything you can think of will be traumatising to at least one of the 7 billion people in the world). It's just that some people seem to make out that flashing is almost guaranteed to scar people for life, whereas this man's interview (if he's telling the truth, which I'm not too sure about) suggests that the majority aren't bothered at all.
Of course, it might be that girls who are flashed at are more likely to be traumatised if they live in a society that tells them they are meant to be traumatised by it and that something awful has happened to them. I wonder whether the Japanese are as likely as Americans and Brits to tell people that they have undergone some horrible trauma until they start to believe it?
@shoganai: Okay, I'll agree with you that people are more likely to be traumatized by something if they're told that it's supposed to be traumatic. Still, I think one can be traumatized by something even if they're not told that it's "supposed to be" a traumatizing event. When I was a kid, something happened to me before I knew such incidents were considered bad/trauma-inducing by adults. (I don't think the details are necessary here.) It still affected me pretty bad and it took me a long time to get past it. No one told me it was supposed to bother me, it just did. No one even really talked to me about that sort of thing until years later, and my issues from it had already set in at that point. I'm not trying to gain sympathy or anything, I'm just putting that out there as my own personal experience. I'm pretty sensitive, though, so obviously less sensitive children might have taken it far better than I did.
Also, even if the girls aren't bothered by the exhibitionist's flashing when it actually occurs, I wouldn't ignore the possibility that it could bother them later on. Whether one thinks it might bother them later on because they're told to let it bother them or not is a different story, but something that doesn't seem like a big deal at first might seem like a big deal later on.
I'll point out that if you think feminism is bullshit maybe you should stop being able to own stuff, be able to speak your opinion freely, and be able to go to university and get a job, be able to use contraception, and not be pregnat 24/7.
Moron.
Feminazi - yes, pure 100% bullshit
Feminism - what allows you not to be beheaded for walking around without a veil.
I think it's pretty obvious that she was talking about the more modern brand of feminism that has nothing to do with equality. lrn2 context
Shoganai is correct. I've found that, at least in my recent experience, most of the modern-day feminists I've interacted with are more of the "feminazi" type, so both terms have kind of melded together in my mind. They seem to want special rights, not equal rights, and that's what I can't stand. I will take into consideration the difference in the terms when I use them in the future. Thank you.
Besides, I'd love to be pregnant right now and not have to deal with contraception. I'm just not there yet.
Stayed tuned for the next 2ch interview!...with a VAMPIRE!!!
He got what's coming to him.
"I was caught too, and quit. Now I really regret it."
That's the beauty of the internet. No matter how sick and twisted your perversion is, you can always find someone that shares it.
Not Interested. If that was a girl Exhibitionist I might read it all interview.
"What was your specialty?
I whipped out my p*nis."
GENIUS!
What do you think this guys thinking.Freedom of expression?
Anatomy subject on the street for elementary to high schooler. This guy is biology teacher.
"Somebody castrate this guy, please!"
My words exactly!
And i thought my fetish for blood was insane.
I know i would laugh loud and clear at him, maybe hit him with a flying kick or something just for fun
For some reason i want to meet one of those guys now....
...I want to do an interview...
"Really. By the way, how come you are able to live with yourself?
Because I don’t want to die."
This and the last comment made me laugh.
He brought laughter to the children. Despite being a flasher, it is kinda heartwarming.
"You have a girlfriend?
I had a sex friend but she wasn’t as good as the pleasure of exposing myself."
ouch :\
Satou-kun!
that's right, whip it, whip it good...
If a men is naked, he is an exhibitionist and pervert.
If a women gets naked in public, it is zenra and everybody rejoice.
Maaaaaaaaan, if only hot women did it instead...
This is my favorite one so far! This guy is awesome. *salutes*
So, he's favorite reaction is when they laugh at him? huh...
Duh, he's M.
wow... there're so many various jobs in this world... including showing dick off to people... nice job...
ever heard of porn?
I've heard of sexual violence
What a loser. He's a NEET, and has no ambition to improve his situation in life.
Well, he wasn't actually asked on his plans at life. Being a neet ain't that bad, as long as you have a source of food and entertainment.
which can run out someday
"I am still traumatised by the old guy who exposed himself to to me in the CD corner when I was a middle schooler…"
I respect the courage it takes to do it in a shop.
-Funniest thing I've read in weeks.
agreed.
How if he lashes out his dick and somebody kicked it? Or throw a rock at it?
He would love that.
I'll try drenching some wine on his meat rod then
Exactly...considering he's a "M" hehe