Top 10 Mysteries of Man (to Women)

#2 As long as she can cook some edible meals, I won't complain

#3 true, unless you have a "wife" who has the same hobbies (or at least is curious)

#4 if you have ladies night out (or something like that) then let the guys have their fun

#5 nothing wrong there

#6 girls may have lives, but guys have their own lives too

#7 normal

#9 sadly true for many

About 7.... what if we are just a big eater? takes a lot of calories to be an active person.

"doesn't see the point in mrrying"

That's because he doesn't want to marry the chick in question. Every guy sees the point they don't want the chick in question forever.

Yea, I know how you are. You say all that stuff but if you find a nice, sensitive, respectful and loving man, you drop him like a hot potato for a Bad Boy that will slap you around late Saturday night, you SLUTS!!!

"He tries to impress with his manliness by eating large helpings and hot dishes"

hmm maybe he has a huge appetite?

1. Not true! I totally love my girl to bits! I just don't wanna vocalize it 24/7

2. God, I love stew. Maybe she knows how to make some, I should ask...

3. Uh... Yeah, I still have a ton of things I haven't done yet, and marriage would stop those plans dead in their tracks.

4. What? No.

5. It's a guy thing.

6. Hey, just because I bought this $60 Aegis figure doesn't mean I wouldn't have used the money to get her something nice if I saw it.

7. I like to eat. I may be a skinny asian, but I love food.

8. I never said...

9. Fine.

10. Read #1.

Actually i feel kinda good about marriage since I'm an otaku with tons of figures but i have a good wife and a daughter~ happy days ahead lolol

damn
I'm guilty of number 10

Who the hell male would like marriage if she stops trying after marriage...

I'll throw myself off a bridge if I turn into a douche-bag like that...

3. He thinks it’s all over once you get married

This can be a mystery really only for women. Guess who will manage all your money and be home while your are working...2D>3D

only 2 words come to my mind when reading this list :

CHOOSE BETTER! :p

These are symptoms of dumb men. Not mysteries.

It all boils down to one thing: The POwer of the P.U.S.S.Y., look it up.

BAWWWWWWW bunch of virgins complaining that women are pointless and illogical and not worth it to compensate for the face you all can't get laid.

How cute.

Men are simple. Thats all people need to know. There should be an article about the mysteries of women than men. Someone in here said it right: these are just insecurities and fears not to mention what men do with people typically period. If men were anymore complicated, they are either gay, or our fuzzy little man brains would explode.

marriage is a joke.

Seems like I'm the one few who are excited to get married. Looks like I'm digging my own grave. We will see. :)

Oh I'm a guy.

Marriage = many things... But it doesn't end there....

Ending up alone in your dreamhome after 60 years of marriage and your wife dies.... NOW THAT! That is the END! It happened to my uncle.... Now he cries in his sleep or when he is lonely. Good thing his grandchild appeared!

LOLZ at the grandchild... might be future gay.... Hard-headed too....

So far, only 9 applied to me.

1. = Asshole

2. = I cook for myself so.....

3. = It is

4. = That seems a little dumb don't you think ?

5. = Maybe you don't understand how guys talk to each other

6. = No, She has a schedule too, I'd make sure it was okay first. I don't get what low priority means though in this context @.@

7. = People think stuffing your face like a fat ass idiot is manly ? Guess I better get me to a buffet.

8. = Neither Do I

9. = I rather not get lost, I'd probably ask, It is just awkward for some guys to do things like that, what is so strange about it ? I'm sure there are things women feels uncomfortably doing too.

10. = What ? Sorry, I'm can't hear you over how awesome I am. Just Kidding, That guys is a complete ass, I usually would assume he would see her and ask something like ,, hey, what's up ? '' ,, Anything new? '' or ,, How was your day ?
'' I guess I'm the only one that does that. Isn't there anything else to talk about ? Try to lead him into another topic, I can't really think of anything good, maybe just something simple, like, ,, That reminds me of .... '' usw...

Marriage is heaven

It becomes hell when you let a lazy demon in your life.

The demon is you or her or him and you.

Whoever does the other wrong, just isn't true to themselves they can find their own Heaven seeking your hell as well.

women = worthless
vagina's = fun

if this man logic doesn't make sense to women then all hope is lost for humanity

If many men think so about marriage... It isn't weird if we women choose to be with other girls mh...

#5 is simple. Women have such tremendous egos from being put on a pedestal by most men and society in general as well as a complete lack of scrutiny of their actions that they blow up or get huffy when someone says something other than what they want to hear. Combine this with the mainstream contempt for masculine personalities and you've got a recipe for a lot of guys walking on eggshells around them and that sort of dress down their behavior.

This is mostly just spineless conformist men, though, and I guess they don't understand this.

I wonder, why did I mentally link so many of these so-called mysteries to the oh-so-popular carnivorous men?

Hmm, I'm a guy and I also don't understand or do anything on that list either.

#9 is kind of amusing. Here, women say, "What is it with men and asking for directions?" Well, there you go.

getig marred isint the end lol
trust me it's about finding the "ONE"
I never fight, argue, ect with my wife and I'm still in charge and I'm only 21 I've been marred since I was 18 fresh out of high school acting like marrage is the end is for kid's

grow up

the tufness around his friends is just cause he's fallowing the man law http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1zM_VFcu4

"8. He says he doesn’t see the point in marrying so he won’t marry"
i can't see what's mysterious about this X_x

Pure psychology. No mysteries here, except for those with housewife mentality. That's why striving for equality between sexes is great. So you can find life companion that is like best friend on par to you, not some brand-blinded, money-spending household dumb machine.

1. Could be a case of him needing to be careful what he wished for. It happens all the time: You find a girl who seems great, and then when you start dating her she shows the bad habits and such which she concealed when she was single.

2. Hey, why complain if he doesn't expect much out of your cooking? I mean, really.

3. It IS.

4. Sometimes, you only get rare opportunities to hang out with friends. Might have to be on a group date. And hell... If the woman's doing her job right, she shouldn't have to worry about him looking elsewhere.

5. This is called testosterone. Want your date not to do this? Don't go out with men.

6. Again, it happens. If a woman is such a low priority for a man, she's not doing her job right.

7. See five.

8. This is a simple fear of commitment. Get used to it.

9. Men figure crap out for themselves.

10. (I've got nothing on this one)

Let's see..

" 1. He was desperate to date you, but once you started dating he no longer cares"

He expected your personality to be as nice as your body but no matter how beautiful the woman eventually you get tired of the bitching.

" 2. He thinks he’s really doing well if his girlfriend can cook a stew"

Nowadays it's impressive if a woman will cook at all so I see his point.

" 3. He thinks it’s all over once you get married"

It is, there's no escape but death or poverty.

" 4. Even though he has a girlfriend he still goes on group dates (goukon) for fun"

Sounds like you've confused your friends with benefits status vs a real girlfriend.

" 5. Whenever he’s with his friends he starts talking tough"

Guys are normally rougher with each other than with women. You punch a guy he punches you back, you punch a woman she cries an you go to jail.

" 6. He thinks he can see his girlfriend any time he likes so she becomes a low priority"

She's still a priority but she expects to be able to overrule anything he wants to do. Tough, you pick a man with a backbone and you've got to put up with a man with a backbone.

" 7. He tries to impress with his manliness by eating large helpings and hot dishes"

Some like it hot? Men generally eat more than women. Show me a woman that eats as much as a man and I'll show you.. well.. a 400lb woman.

" 8. He says he doesn’t see the point in marrying so he won’t marry"

I'm married right now and I don't see the point. Married women treat sex as a chore and if that is lacking then it'd be cheaper to hire a maid and a prostitute.

" 9. He won’t ask people about things he doesn’t know as he doesn’t want to be indebted to them"

The internet knows all.. who needs to ask people?

" 10. He ignores his girlfriend and talks solely about himself"

Okay, I'll give you that one. One valid complaint out of ten isn't bad.

#4 is ridiculous. So if a guy has a girlfriend that's the only person he can ever hand out with? That's stupid.

This is more of a list of women's insecurities regarding men, rather than things they don't understand.

A man is as faithful as his options. If she isn't high on his list, she needs to do something to be there or he's gone. What purpose does she serve in his eyes? If he is self sufficient, there isn't anything that she can do to help "fix" him. If he isn't dying, he's not in need of consoling. If you aren't serving a purpose you can cease to exist. It may be that I've been too clairvoyant to have a woman near me. I'm still trying to find a woman with whom I have reason to approach.

1. Never desperate, always single.

3. It is.

4. Girlfriend = no more fun, why can't men understand?

5. *smack* Shut up bitch, did I ask you?

6. Our date can wait, Project DIVA is in town!

7. "Fuck you, I'm eating." - Carls Jr.

8. Perfect logic.

10. I'm sorry, you were caricaturing your cat? Do go on.

from a guy who almost got married...

if you got any fucking brains at all, you will run like hell...

Regardless of anyone's company I always eat large or spicy dishes.

10. He ignores his girlfriend and talks solely about himself.

A lot of guys must be complete fags then, isn't it usually girls who blab away?

7. He tries to impress with his manliness by eating large helpings and hot dishes

Of course.. Some guys just eat a lot and enjoy spicy foods..

Women also tend to over think and over complicate things. Men being a prime example.

There IS no point in marriage. Why do you need to do a bunch of ceremonial bullshit just to stay together? Just keep the boyfriend/girlfriend status forever. Marriage is expensive and just complicates things. For example, divorce. You don't even have to do all that legal paperwork shit, you can just leave the bastard/bitch if you feel that the relationship starts failing.

Traditions in general are fucking stupid, actually.

> 2. He thinks he’s really doing well if his girlfriend can cook a stew

Huh? A dream for lazy bums?

> 5. Whenever he’s with his friends he starts talking tough

Small talk is a turn off for both sexes.

> 7. He tries to impress with his manliness by eating large helpings and hot dishes

It's a way to brag of being healthy. But it still looks weird.

In Japan, marriage is about people (most likely females)wanting money.
...Actually it's the same everywhere.

1. He was desperate to date you, but once you started dating he no longer cares

I think this is more about a person breathing a sigh of relief ie thank god I finally have a girl friend.

2. He thinks he’s really doing well if his girlfriend can cook a stew
[there appear to be some substantial differences in opinion between the sexes as to how easy it is to prepare Japanese cuisine based on stewing, or "nimono"]

I think this is more about some guys being easy to please. Just cook anything for them.

3. He thinks it’s all over once you get married

In some cultures it often is :)

4. Even though he has a girlfriend he still goes on group dates (goukon) for fun

I think this is a reason to dump the guy actually. Might be a cultural thing, you won't get that sort of thing here.

5. Whenever he’s with his friends he starts talking tough

This is just typical male behaviour, it's also known as bragging. They call them trophy wives for a reason.

6. He thinks he can see his girlfriend any time he likes so she becomes a low priority

Good reason to remind him of his proper priorities actually.

7. He tries to impress with his manliness by eating large helpings and hot dishes

Just more typical male behaviour. Don't try too hard to understand it if you have no testicles.

8. He says he doesn’t see the point in marrying so he won’t marry

Lack of commitment, if marriage is important to the girl, either dump him or make him see the point.

9. He won’t ask people about things he doesn’t know as he doesn’t want to be indebted to them

Got nothing to do with debt, men have been stupid like this for like forever. Most men won't ask directions either. A lot of men also think they don't need the manual.
It's permitted to smack em in the head 5 seconds after they admit they are lost or after they screw up the situation from lack of reading the instructions.

10. He ignores his girlfriend and talks solely about himself

This is a good reason to dump the self absorbed loser. Being alone with himself is either what he wants, or what he deserves.

Yeah we're different. But what about the top 10 trap mysteries? They are still... well, mysteries. If there aren't any credible surveys going on maybe we could gather some conclusive opinions here instead?

this is the eternal dilema

marriage = hell