Idol Collects Atari Condoms – “I Have No Experience of This!”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Sep 10, 2010 01:37 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Atari, Bizarre, Collections, Contraception, Gravure, Idol, Marketing
Sexy “game idol” Haruna Anno has recently been attracting attention after posing with some rare Atari condoms she somehow acquired, but in true idol fashion she cannot resist the opportunity at a rather forced and improbable attempt at feigning virginity.
For those wondering just who Haruna Anno is and why they should care, she is a “game idol” (in other words she is a gravure idol with an interest in gaming and a tendency to appear on videogame related TV) whose biggest prior claim to fame is being dim enough to circulate screenshots of herself using P2P software, which she then attempted to pin on her agency.
Haruna Anno supplies an account of how she received the condoms which earned as much attention as the condoms themselves (for those wondering, she is indeed referring to herself in the third person in an effort to seem cute, and it does indeed sound just as childish in Japanese as in English):
There was a pretty amazing thing amongst all the ultra rare goods I got from that visit [to a game testing company].
American game maker Atari brand condoms…
And the conversation when I got them is pretty dire:
Haruna: Is it really OK for me to take these!?
Director: Yes, but these are old, so the only “atari” you’ll score with them is to use them as Atari.(terrible Japanese pun explanation: “Atari” means “(to have scored) a hit,” and is being used here both in its verb form “ataru” (to hit) and as the company name “Atari,” in an effort at tawdry wordplay)
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The biggest issue is that Haruna is 22 and still has no experience of this…
Wags soon leapt on the last statement of hers – “No experience… of using condoms? So she always does it without then?”
In the post-Aya Hirano world, her strenuous denials of any carnal knowledge are either overly optimistic as to the credulity of fans or excessively naive as to her own credibility.
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Japanese otaku believe what they want to believe.
when are the expire date of the condoms, I can help her with the experience problem with it.
Jesus Christ, she's not being an attention whore, she's doing what her job entails and is avoiding a PR nightmare a la deco-bitch. She's an idol, she gets paid to lie through her teeth and tell the world she can still touch the unicorn.
I guess the whole "act like you're retarded" thing still sells in Japan?
It's a man.
well , this is a weird article....awsome though , i mean , atari condoms?! {:D} and even more , atari means to score?! omg , that so funny!
She didn't say she was a virgin. She said she had no experience with "this," and if "this" means condoms she's probably telling the truth.
That just means she always goes raw dog.
i forgot all about Aya Hirano. I'd still sex with her though lol.
but idk its possible to be a virgin at any age but if it comes to be false she may end up dealing with what Aya Hirano had to take.
what the hell.. this is one really ugly chick. It just goes to show that anybody with boobs can be an idol
I think he meant getting knocked up since the condom are old in atari.
It means, she has never used that kind of condom before.
she had experience with me , not others.
Why are they making such a big deal out of this woman's possible virginity? Shouldn't all the attention go to the Atari condoms? I've seen weird collection, like tanks and planes and I have a bit of a sword collection myself, but Atari made condoms? Really?
shes cute :3
ya she rly is cute =3 me and her are on da same train :/ and btw im 21
"I have no experience..."
At getting caught lying, maybe.
Though we shouldn't discredit her simply because she's lying her attention whoring ass off. I mean, if she told us where she got those condoms (as a gamer, you know that would just slightly awesome), then maaaaybe we'll be nice.
...Maybe.
All idols claim virginity. It's part of the job. Unless you have proof to the contrary or she blurts out the truth like Aya did, accept the illusion.
You know what? Besides the point of whether she used it or not. I would be damn envious of the guy she used it with =(
She can play with my joy stick anyday! [Hear pac-man music in the background]
Pac man is a bad choice. She might bite it off.
Well, me, and Haruna can play Super Mario, and I can jump into her drain pipes! ;p
While I might be naive in assuming this, but I say that Atari Condoms are just another valuable collector's item to a gaming fan like Haruna. No need to get your panties, boxers or briefs in a bunch over this.
People are going to see what they want. So for the most part I just sit back and lol at the comments...
I loved the pun! I think there is room for improvement though.
One thing that bugs me about schoolgirl pictures is that their skirt is so high that you don't see their navel. It makes their stomach look big and disgusting.
Higher skirt = shorter skirt. Schoolgirls could wear their skirts just under their breasts for all I care. ^_^
That would be a nice fashion trend. A skirt from the breasts to the hips.
UNDER the breasts. Not over. ^_-
But yeah, I sure would love that fashion. Bra, underboob skirt and stockings would make an awesome combination. ^_^
Oh wait isn´t that called a t-shirt.
It could be like she said. And who are we* not to believe what we want to be true?
*otakus
99% of idol are hooker for the high class and their boss
I wish I would be her Boss.
i wonder what the going rate for idols are?
Although since i am wondering i probably can't afford it.
There are a lot of junior idols in Japan...
attention whore, 22years old idol and no experience ? yeah right
OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!
You have to understand the context. She has no experience... at keeping a credible lie...
Considering the massive rise in STDs in Japan amongst teen girls, I doubt there's a virgin left in Japan. Female, obviously, there plenty of virgin males...
She expects people to believe she is still a chaste maiden after she flashes condoms to the public through a photo?She has one or more screws loose if she thinks the masses will believe her that easily...
..everyone has it wrong...she meant..she doesn't have any experience, at 22, with *Atari*
@KrazedLumberjack Virgin women have been some of the silliest, horniest women I've ever met. I can perfectly believe one would pose up with condoms and it wouldn't be just because they were naive about the message it sends.
trust me, some otakus will belibe anything
Yeah just to keep there bubble alive.
She meant she has no experience using condoms
Which is true, since she doesnt have a penis (probably at least...)
Sad truth is sad.
I'm more interested in Atari condom. Wutafut?
i know a few women who are relatively hot, in there 20's and still virgins. and yes they look better than her.
im not saying they never sucked dick before, but they are still virgins.
Well she could have need them for:
"Usage as a water container if you are stranded in the jungle" => Sagara Sousuke's(Full Metal Panic!)opinion when he describe a condom.
Attention whore needs attention.
Guess she can't pay attention...
Actually she does a lot gangbang.
How the fuck I know?
I was there baka!
She needs to show more graphic proof. I'd barely believe her with a picture of her full body nude photo showing her pussy. I'd be satisfied with a picture of her spreading her legs enough to reveal an intact hymen though. I speak for everyone who read this article when I say this.
A hymen can break even without sex.
Japanese hygiene practices has has popped far too many cherries.
so what? she is a bro virgin like us!
or maybe she only had an unprotective sex...
Has experience in getting attention.
No experience with condoms =/= no experience with sex
Just saying.
No experience with condoms + experience with sex = high probability of STDs.
Maybe she has a latex allergy .^_~
100 unsafe sex what she means no experience with them.
I don't mind helping her out. I'd use those condoms to help her achieve "atari" state :D
Since those condoms are old and probably brittle she'll achieve atari state in more sense than one. ^_^
Plus one for you just because you made me laugh.
She is a bit slow on the uptake.
If a director gives you condoms it's an obvious sign that he expects you to turn around and bend over.
Successful Idols know that.
Quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen.
You don't go out so much then.
Sad for you ;_;
It's true. But I have my reasons.
Why would you want to put your self out there?
If you stay inside then the world will always be bright outside. Go out and the world will reveal itself dark. It sucks that you can't touch that brightness.
Atari means "to hit the target"
That and the article's title only saying one thing...
All acording to keikaku
"keikaku" means plan
You can tell by her face that she really wants to use those condoms...
next thing atari is going to give a dragon ball's dildo
what would be the otaku reaction if the only sexual experience an idol had was being raped by her father at age 9. would it be joy at the thought of loli or would rage ensue for their idol was tainted?
I would say the last one.
nothing else expected from someone who play and sleep video console, of course she has no experience with sex...
"No experience" could just mean that she has no experience using a condom... Most idols tend to not have dicks after all
With Kayo Satoh being an exception to the rule.
The exception proves the rule.
I don't understand this obsession for virgins! I don't fucking care about virgins, I hate them to be exact! I like whores! The only real problems is that nowadays women don't act like women anymore, they're more like males with a cunt. That's why the various hideyoshi, pico and similar have so much success, because they act like women and they look sexy(the fact that they have cocks is almost irrelevant, because they're very feminine).
You know... P2P software isn't illegal...
condom for japanese harbls are too small for australian harbls. japs own the smallest cock in the world.
Tiny yellow azn cocks with aids.
Anon 04:46
faggoty Anon with no dick.
pretty sure India does bro...
My creator WANTS those Atari condoms, just for collection purposes. I wonder if she'll ebay them.
Atari must of given it to her thinking she was some sex crazed female gamer.
Oh noes! She did the thing in order to protect herself from raging fanboys and Sankaku news posters who laugh at idols reveiling their personal lives!
So Aya is stupid because she said she doesn't want to lie anymore.
Now this girl is stupid aswell?
The only true idols, the ones worth worshipping, are 2D, period.
There is no way idols who make money with their looks would be virgins.
They are human, too, and do what humans are meant to do.
I guess most of them not only have normal relationships, but also have worked or still work in the sex business.
Idols aren´t humans they live in a parallel world without sexual desire.
She's got manbrows and is obviously lying about being a virgin. You don't get anywhere in those industries without screwing someone higher up.
That said, I'd still cum in all of her holes.
People have sex?
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!