Top 10 Traits That’d Turn You Off a Guy

@00:43 My DM? Did i just mentally read "my dungeon master?" As in bdsm one? or am i reading too far?

Your right...It should be reserved for another thread relating to otakus...

Maybe a thread titled "Top 10 Traits That Make You Hate an Otaku" or something similar...And an opposite thread like "Top 10 Things That Make You Love an Otaku"...

@Yoshi-kun

Hell yeah!!! No matter what kind of person you are, you best treasure your porno tapes (especially the classic, vintage, and retro ones) because they are a part of your childhood and coming of age..!

I remember the first VHS porno I got from my friend way back in elementary school...

Lockers are awesome back then...And the school halls don't have cameras~

Porn ain't one of them too!
Yea, we get to keep our collection!

@ Anonymous above me...

I never said that...I just don't want them touching/stealing my VHS/DVD classic retro porn collection...

I'm willing to let them watch it though...

Although I don't plan on starting a relationship any time soon until I am a full-time cardiac tech...So I don't have to worry about anyone touching my collection (except my mother if she ever decides to go into my room and rummage my closet, but that's highly unlikely since I installed a dual-lock in my room and she respects my privacy)...

I also stated that we should treasure such things as they are a part of our childhood memories and thus irreplaceable...

And as for my massive hentai collection...

What can I say..?

I've been a Hentai Archivist ever since I was 13...Saving everything from Regular anime to Guro Tentacle Hentai~

I save everything to my three 2 Terabyte external hard drives...And a 4th one for back up of important things like my Touhou girls/anime girls armpit collection and Guro Hentai~

Why don't you start archving hentai too..? In a few years you'll have a bloody huge collection that's enough for a life-time of fappage...

Tentacles, yuri, futa, loli, shota, MILF, yaoi, furry, guro...

It's a buffet!!! There will be days you won't even know what hentai genre to fap to anymore..!

@ Anonymous above me

That's the spirit..! Prove them how much of a Hentai Fiend you are!!!

Embrace that part of yourself and let the good times roll..!

In the future, you'll be a well-made Hentai Archivist!!!

Sorry about the misunderstanding. Sounded like you were implying that, though, because you said that at least you could keep your porn collection. So, I just took that to mean that whatever girl you'd find would automatically try to toss it out.
As for myself... I actually didn't start collecting hentai until recently, actually. I kind of blocked that part of myself out, but I'm rediscovering it again and it's quite liberating. But, I only really try to go for the genres that interest me. But, hey, I suppose that I could start archiving stuff and whatnot. Just might be interesting because I'd likely have to sort it into categories and I just have it sitting in a folder on here. But, my DM already thinks I'm a complete pervert, so I'm going to prove him right! xD;; And everybody thought that I was so sweet and shy and innocent before...

...So, you're saying that girls can't have a porn collection too? I disprove you by having a massive hentai collection, including things I've drawn myself. In the grand scheme of things, it's really not that big a deal, unless it's something that could get you arrested later (solution: burn it to disc and call that disc Windows ME or Math Homework and then delete it the fuck off your computer) or if it's something that's of an ex girlfriend. Especially if it was taken without her consent. And if it also had sound, that's a felony!
...Besides, if you're both perverts, then you can have conversations about what you like and don't like and would like to try later on. Not sure if you can get that with girls who want their first time to be magical and can't imagine anything other than vanilla sex and thinking that everything else is freakish.

When I find him, I'll ask a @KrazedLumberjack to jack his head off for me. And I'll keep the panties, thank you very much. xD

He'd probably wear it on his head and taunt you while saying:
" Haruka is mine and you can't do no shit about it. " while grinning like a hyena. XD
Don't worry, I'd love to do his head with my chainsaw anytime..., because the next arc is Nanasaki Ai's and I'm kinda ^$#%@$&%#! about him screwing her.

You sir, are my next best friend or my soon-to-be accomplice. xD

Don't remind me of that grinning idiot. >_>

I'm still upset they got married in the Haruka arc.
He's one of those worthy of a NICE BOAT scene. =P

I think you would saw/axe him to death if IRL he exists and he starts flaunting Haruka's panties at you. :)

@schrobby
And that´s why i love my 2 cats.

Not always. I have a very very deredere kitty right now. The other one is also very sweet all the time except around other cats. Of course.
But, yeah, for almost all my other kitties I'd agree with that. A lot of them liked me but hated other people.
...But, I've also had a kitty who would fetch paper balls that we threw, so... He thought he was a dog. And he acted like one, too. But at least he loved us. So...at least three deredere cats, only one with a tsuntsun side. Which he sometimes shows to the other kitty but sometimes tolerates him. So I have a definite tsundere kitty?
I'm shutting up before this goes on further.

Cats are smart. They use us to open cans for them and ignore us unless they feel like it.
Dogs are dumb. They do whatever we want and almost shit themselves with joy when we throw a stick.

Short: Cats are tsundere. ^_^

Eh... stupid thing is, most of the girls I know tend to not know how to cook, whereas me and my buddies we know how to cook a bit. Nothing fancy mind you, but tasty stuff nonetheless.

And for some reason, all the high chefs out there tend to, typically, be male.

Well, in the old days the guys used to have to work like slaves, and the women stayed at home and did the fun things like cooking (essentially chemistry, I love it), housework (pushing a hoover around for the dust (great for my asthma, I got one with a * micron filter), mopping the floor (good cardio excercise, looks better than any place I ever seen done by one of those female skunks), having a ball with the guy next door (she's 3 doors down as it happens.) Then the guys went home and had to beg for a good meal and some nooki.

Now, I get to have a headache, moan about the tradesman who came to fix the air-con ( a she, a real hottie), and generally make her life hell on earth.

But she's so busy making a career and more cash for me so I don't run away with the air-con lady (who makes a lot on the side putting out, a good old-fashioned girl making big bucks in a starved market (Our air-con is so unreliable, but its her fault, she chose it, the tchib!), that I can do ANYTHING I want.

The lady has idea how to cook or dress, her make-up is so sloppy I have to touch it up before she runs out the door to earn some more cash for my credit card! Check out the hose before she goes. Takes about a minute to rip off the old ones and slam a new pair on if you train good.

The begging for nooki is like amazing. After a 12 hour day, she's on her knees,(praying of course!). If she is up-to-date on my cards and the rent, I grudgingly give in, but not without a (verbal) fight. I learnt the lines at college "Ah no Cherry, please no, not there, is bad, naughty." After the (wonderful, hell, I cooked it myself, but I cheat for the specialities) meal, we "retire to the futon. Some times I get naughty and entice her out to the balcony. Then she needs a scarf around her mouth. Once she's done her nooki, she sleeps like a baby, so I can jump 3 doors down for the real thing.

Life is good brother, just marry and get your own personal cash machine. I look to the future, and it glows, like a furnace!

Gotta go now, gotta go for my chimo fitting, manicure, hairdo etc. Busy day! Door 3 comes off at 4, she gets 2 hours sleep, oven is on automatic. Dinner will be served at 8 when my "nearest and dearest" gets home. I get 1 1/2 hours with door 3. Tomorrow...

Well no, whats the point in going on? Get some cook-books, take a course in make-up and baby-care, and prepare for your new life of leisure.

I think I might take up painting soon. I feel a creative urge, oh, not to forget the on-line Ph.D. Then I can go up-market. The appartment is looking jaded, and she snores. Maybe time for a change.

Yours truly

MCP-IN-CHIEF
Chef de L'Ordre Magistrale (Certifcat a l'appui)
Bientot Ph.D. gyno!

>BlaqCat
>06:00 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

>3. His cooking is bad

>Isn't it pretty normal for guys to not >really know how to cook well? They want >boyfriends to be "wives" these days or what?

I'm assuming you've adopted a pro male housewife trend?

let me guess, being an otaku was number 11

Wait, women want us to cook for them now? *points to #3*

9 and 10. The rest I am the opposite of.

I think the option "too thin wallet" was excluded by poll makers out of purely ethical reasons.

(knowing Japanese women overall 'n' stuff.)

well the girls i go out normaly pay everything or half half that count?

Nah Eddyak, your not screwed...

1. His room is messy

2. His dress sense is bad

3. His cooking is bad

4. He gets excited over everything

7. He’s forgetful

8. He’s got a sharp tongue

Yeah, I'm screwed. And not in the good way.

they wanted a fair number of results; if there was "he isn't rich" on the list, there would be only one reply!

They forgot #1: He doesn't have MONEY!!!

just find an alien u liar

GDI you guys. You believe every other sensationalist article about women stealing people's money, and as soon as an article comes up that doesn't indiciate this, you call bullshit.

Face it, you guys just make up this shit so you don't have to bother with real women, as some kind of cautionary meaure. It's really damn sad.

Well anyway, I have the ability to cook, like anyone else has it. But I hate it, do not do it often and my cooking is bad.

It's not all that expensive to feed yourself with varied stuff you just microwave and eat. Being a bad cooker, meals actually taste better that way.

^some sarcasm may be lost on this IP

Well I never wondered why I can't get any lady favours, but I guess this confirms it.

1. My room is messy - check.
I can keep a whole house tidy if asked for by a relevent person, but I won't if I can't see a need.

2. My dress sense is bad - check.

3. My cooking is bad - check.

4. I get excited over everything - check.
Far from everything really, but I'm sure ladies would see it as such, given my habits towards any nerdy coolness.

5. I'm bothersome - nope.

6. I'm restrictive - nope.
Well, way less than a responsible adult is supposed to be anyway.

7. I'm forgetful - sometimes.

8. I've got a sharp tongue - nope.
I can have one in approriate environments, but I'm not a natural.

9. I'm a narcissist - check.
The funny thing is I despise being it.

10. My timekeeping is loose - nope.
Not if it is likely my loved ones would notice anyway.

Oh well. There's a reason why I don't even try anymore.

Here my the explanation

1.Messy room - If a guy keeps his room messy, he will most likely be the same in a appartement/house, which gives me more work.

2.Dress sense is bad - I don't mind if HE doesn't mind if i dress how i want. If he wants me to make efforts and look cute and tidy, i expect the same.

3.Cooking is bad - It's all about sharing the chores again. I don't mind cooking for my man, as long as i know i will get treats too. :3

4.He gets excited over everything - I'm not sure what they meant.. But a bit of motivation never hurts, i prefer my men bright and positive!

5.He's bothersome - Wth? Why would a boyfriend be a burden? I don't agree.

6.He's restrictive - Yeah no lol, i'm super calm and don't need to be bossed around, so that would ruin the relashionship.

7.He's forgetful - Well.. If he has tricks to help him, like an agenda or something, how bad can it be? :/ I forget stuff too you know

8.He's got a sharp tongue - Good, me too. :)

9. He's a narcissist - Yeah that's a total turn off. :(

10. His timekeeping is loose - Me too lol xD Who cares. If it's important he'll be on time~

1. My room is messy - sometimes

2. My dress sense is bad - hell no

3. My cooking is bad - no

4. I get excited over everything - no

5. I'm bothersome - no

6. I'm restrictive - sometimes it's necessary.

7. I'm forgetful - yes

8. I've got a sharp tongue - heck yeah!!

9. I'm a narcissist - yuss

10. My timekeeping is loose - depends on the urgency of event.

I guess it's all right with the most important points!

By the way an advice, guys - always clean up the room before a girl comes. Even if u ask her if it's all right that your room is messy she'll always say "yes it's nothing" but will actually care about it a lot.

1. My room is messy - check

2. My dress sense is bad - check (most likely)

3. My cooking is bad - nope

4. I get excited over everything - heheh, not exactly

5. I'm bothersome - nope

6. I'm restrictive - fuck no

7. I'm forgetful - sometimes

8. I've got a sharp tongue - sometimes

9. I'm a narcissist - nope

10. My timekeeping is loose - check

i did better than i thought XD

Actually, getting even a single wrong on this test means you're not doing well at all. Face it, you're never getting a girlfriend.

So, my room is pretty clean. The room I use, contain a dryer, a benchpress and a sewing machine.