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Will they make shota ochinchins next?
with creamy feeling! moe~
PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE-
I always thought Kud was flat?
If you bite breasts, real or chocolate, you are an evil person into guro...
...so then what else would you do with chocolate breasts?
Lick, the logic is flawless.
As disturbing as this is, including one sticker is a genius marketing strategy. The otaku would buy heaps just trying to collect them all.
(Hell they'd buy heaps anyway; now even moreso. Whoever is behind this must be laughing all the way to the bank)
Disgusting! Kudo has not breast! That's why she's DFC. This is a sacrilege!
Sadly, most otaku will only get this far when it comes to putting their mouth on a pair of tits. Oh well...at least they might taste good. Though, having a nipple literally melt in your mouth would be a bit...distressing...
I'd buy them just for the stickers.
This is seriously the cutest loli I've seen in a while. I'm thinking of converting.
This reminds me of that episode of South Park where Cartman puts what appears to be a gun in his mouth, only to reveal that it's made of chocolate (filled with peanut butter).
The stickers are the only stuff worth spending.. the chocolate isn't even Kudo's, nor even modelled from her DFC.
Reminds me of (Sora no Otoshimono) Tomoki's oppai dish he was trying to sell but the girls ran away. I bet he'll try to get his hands to buy those chocolates.
You know... I'd probably buy those exactly because of the goofiness (funnier than the stupid breasts mouse). A lot of people probably feel the same way and buy them without guilt.
Looks like we're getting closer to Loli in a box. Soon my friends, very soon.
Oh boy... if they really made DFChocolate, then you wouldn't have much to eat other than a pink candy nipple. And how would you even shape it? You can't really tell where the DFC region begins and ends, and in that case you'll take a circle selection around the nipple anyways. You'll be right back at the start.
how about a cookie? thats flat. its not like the breast were only the nipple, even if flat or DFC. so you can make cakes of it. besides, very thin chocolate plats are actually the most delicious. and that says it all.
Wow, thats pathetic.
inorite
How is that disturbing! i want one too
"Disturbingly, they are now sold out."
They say that like they didn't expect it to sell out within about 30 seconds :P
Just a blink, all gone...
30 second? If they made this cake even flatter, they would be sold out in 10 seconds..
made from real lolis... umai!!
Dough with loli milk, frosting made with loli juices. Dig in! ^_^
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a loli? Let's find out.
Licking is good, but what about some nipple sucking?
*suck suck suck*
Sweet and yummy. ^_^
lick lick lick
BOKU WA LOLICON!!!!!
ZA WARUDO!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
GRIFIIIIIIITHHHH!!!!!!!!
one... two... three... *crunch!* Three!!
Leave some to rest of us Taiga! Don't lick up all of them!
are those really small boobs? not dfc just really small boobs?
Would this be considered false advertisement since it's not accurately depicting Kudo's breasts?
the DFC is a lie!
That cake is lie! it's not flat enough..
She's a loli and they bring out such huge things? They should use Oblaten.
For those who don't know, Oblaten are thin waffle wavers, usually with a filling. They are delicious and really flat, about 1 mm. ^_^
Just grab a rolling pin and flaten it...
Couldn't you just buy a normal flat cake and attach 2 M&M's on it = loli chest =D
It smells like strawberry !!
"Disturbingly, they are now sold out."
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WHAT GOOD IS ALL THIS MONEY IF I CAN'T USE IT TO BUY CHOCOLATES SHAPED LIKE A LOLI'S BREASTS!?!
*cries in a corner and throws his $350 paycheck on the wall*
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*composes himself and writes an e-mail to his Japanese contact to find him some*
On that note, wouldn't it have been better if those were a little flatter..? Say "M&Ms" kind of flat...
"All hail Lolis"
Are you serious?
o~O
must resist lolis lol. they are just too moe to handle. i think i might turn into a pedophile because of this lol.
Welcome to the MOE~ Side, young pedowan...
Too cute to eat? ^_^
In this one... The MOE is strong!
i'm joking about the pedophile part lol. they just look too moe and cute that's all.
If I had enough money, I'd rip this idea and make a flat cake calling "DFC Cake".
I don't know how much profit would I get, but it would definitely win kodo's cakes. :3
Delicious Flat Cookies?
But DFC cakes won't have the milkiness of this one. mmmm milky...
It's called a cookie.
I'd just go with DFCake myself.
DFCake if you're hungry and DFCookies as snacks. ^_^
Delicious Fukken Chocolate <3
=the reason to visit sankaku
DFChocolates would be better. You can lick them then =P.
Delicious Fucking Cake.
Well, there's always pancakes.
DFC PANCAKE MIX!
I'll rather have some Delicious Flat Cookies myself.
No, then we'll get COOKIES.
I just realized that if you take Hershey Kisses, and colour them pink and purple, you have nipple chocolates...
I'd prefer saying it "flat & delicious".
I'd expect super flat sugar cookies, not lumps. I want my goddamn money back.
Chocolate + loli mix? I need to get my hands on a box or 50! Slightly to big for DFC but it still looks darn tasty...
wo wo WOW
u are saying those are loli breasts?...........
"they are now sold out."
holy shit now that's how you make money O_O
does it have Oppai Large and Extra Large?
das jus wrong dawg.
delicious flat cakes wow @_@
reminds me of a kiss x sis episode. guess u can put it on a real loli too.
false advertisement, those are not loli breasts!
No, but they are Chinese loli breasts! oh, man.... -_-;
Oh yeah, the chinese milk turbo breeding program to produce marryable waifus really fast. ^_^
I've never liked chocolate more