Woman Arrested for “Auto-Erotic” Driving
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Aug 30, 2010 10:02 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Cars, Crime, Exhibitionism, Ohio, Onanism, Sex Toy, USA
Police have charged a woman they found onanising whilst driving.
Police initially pulled over the 36-year-old Cincinnati woman, unfortunately pictured, as they suspected her car windows were excessively tinted, but officers soon discovered why she might want such a dark tint.
She was, they reported, sat in the driver’s seat with her trousers unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap, whilst watching a pornographic video on a laptop helpfully being held by a friend in the passenger seat.
Police ticketed her with a count of “impaired alertness” and another of having illegally tinted windows, and also charged her with possession of drug paraphernalia as she allegedly had part of a crack pipe in her purse.
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for the love of christ.. you couldn't just have left it alone and allowed us to keep thinking it wasn't some hideous black troll from the mines of moria...
Do not want.
Haha can't have tinted glasses because its a crime?
Losers.
Its legal here.
Most places don't allow you to tint the front windows. Safety hazard. Hard to see at night.
And the first anime pic is misleading... >_>
Soon you'll be telling us that having lights under your car is legal too...
(guffaws at the reaction of the guys)
Looks like Rupaul got hit with the ugly stick a few too many times.
p-p-p-p-p-pass!!
one look at the photo and i shudder
OH MY GOD!!! WHY DOES EVERY MUGSHOT HAVE TO BE SO HEINOUS?!
shouldn't this article be tagged as Bestiality?
I'll pretend I never saw it.
Why must there be ugliness? <:C
So that we can admire good looking people more like God intended. :P
But wouldn't that be easier if everyone was good-looking?
Ah...damn it....accidentally punch my LCD screen....
You mean you bitch slapped your LCD screen.
may god have mercy on that poor vibrator.
Whoa, cops actually giving out logical charges.
What she did was incredibly reckless and endangered lives. One should always give their full attention when driving. Sheesh. Her friend could have been driving while she masturbated.
Thankfully they didn't give her bullshit charges like public indecency. Although I'm not sure why tinted windows are illegal or how one can spot windows that are "too" tinted.
GAWDDAMNIT! This is why I'm being slowly pushed to the other dimension! Comparing 2D to 3D using only images is a no contest at all.
Pics or it didn't... oh wait.
I don't think Japanese women would do that while driving because I bet some of them don't own a car.Remember kids sure its fun to masturbate while driving but the cops spot you.
THE SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN LOL.
Mental scars hey.... :/
Anyone need Brain Bleach?
Ummm... when they say Onanize... I expected a hot chick.
aish~
after seeing the picture on the intro of the topic, simca was expecting that the onanist will be some cute girl but then..
*sees pic of the offender*
ohshit..cannot unsee...>n< simca's eyes are scarred for life!
maybe if the offender was a cute girl, the police might have been lenient ne? but she was ughhh..doesn't even look like a 'she' OnO
simca is so creeped out ._.
I made the front page again it's been a while.
Sorry but I read it on Heaven. You need to use the tips@sankakucomplex.com address in addition to your outstanding forum posts!
Maybe she should have used more sound proofing on the windows instead of tint so the cops wouldn't hear her 'oh oh oooh ohh noooo oohhh ooh' so loudly.
Like theres any one not going to know what that means....
UGH, GONNA BARF NOW.
COR BLIMEY!
Good god, if nothing more she deserves a ticket for assault with a deadly, horrific weapon.
Assault on a police officer?
You mean her face?
Her face is a weapon of mass destruction.
I think this is the first time in a while ive seen a picture correspond to a unique kind of news event.
FFFFFFFFFFFFF- MY EYES! THE HORROR!
I was going to fap, ok lesson learned, never visit sancom if you're ready to fap...
What a hideous crackwhore monstrosity. Burn it with fire!
Poor arresting officer, what must've he seen!?
He deserves a promotion for engaging in this gruesome battle.
He saw hell on earth and lifes. He's a hero.
And a medal.
And therapy for the deep trauma.
purple heart at the very least
He most likely thought that he actually saw a decaying corpse of a grotesque crime scene in that car..
Still driving ...
But that's only a convenient lie, an escape from the gruesome reality...
What, are all of you insanely beautiful or something? Jesus.
i looked like my avatar :p
ofcourse thats why we all hanging around sankaku :p instead of making love with other beautiful peoples !!!
I don't know about anybody else but I the abs of Brad Pitt, the face of George Clooney and ass of Sean Connery. It's amazing what you can do with a scalpel and some glue!
As unfortunate as the picture was this type of situation is not that uncommon. I'm a trucker and you'd be surprised what we can see from our vantage point in the cab.
I want am be trucker now!
no way
do
not
want
to see something of this calibre
)': Ewww.
I'm going to get my Street Badge! CrackWhore, I choose you! Hit'em with Racial Profiling! Then couter with suing them!
why there was no censorship on the 3D picture ???
Guro is allowed.
Oh my god.... The title of the story sounded so hot that I thought a hot girl was doing this, which was why I clicked on the link. Now, Im going to gouge my eyes out.
hot girl don't do this
that's a given fact
They do you during you drive.
And i tought she shifts with her cunt.
FFUUUUUUUUUUCK. I can't believe you even brought that up. Clean the vomit out of my carpet, nao.
I... don't want to imagine something like that.
Too late.
Arrrgh my BRAINZZZZZzzzz......*brain dies*
By Watanuked
fuck >.> I totally imagined that
CAN NOT UNSEE!!!
I wonder why God hasn't equipped humans with the unsee feature =((
I would have enjoyed this article quite a bit more without pictures other than the top picture.
fugly
Stop acting like you look any better.
I bet 60% of the people here look as bad or worse. My downvoting will be proof. It's fine to say she is ugly, but I just love how these people believe they look so much better.
Remember that thread for sankaku users to post there pictures, yeah exactly.
Im black and to be honest. It is rare, and when i say rare i mean finding a dodo rare , that i find other niggas attractive. Honestly there is only 2 black girls in this world i have seen and that i would date. AND THAT N!GGA IS DEFINETLY ON THE UGLY AS FU** LIST!
*facepalm*
even uglier than Gary Neville
I have nothing left to be checked, they dried up.
I think almost everyone here needs to have their eyes checked by a doctor after being cauterized from seeing a monstrosity...
HOW ABOUT MORE UGLIER THAN GARY COLEMAN THE DWARF NIG!
At least she did the right thing by overtinting her car windows. I mean if it weren't for the tinted windows i'm pretty sure there would be car accidents aplenty due to all the drivers ripping out their eyeballs while still behind the wheel in sheer pain.
My eyes, they burn!!!
Here, have some brain bleach.
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING
Excuse me while i go scrub my retinas and do a full brain reformat....
CAN NOT UNSEE!!! x2 WHY MUST ARTEFACT ADD THE REAL PICTURE. 3DPD
3DPD. Give her a burka and send her to a muslim country never to be seen again.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!1 MY EYRES , ARTEFACT I HATE !!1 I dont like to sound racist but holy shit just seen the first image and then see the woman face just recreate the scene im now my brain is getting raped of just think it
"OMG black person pictured, must give racism disclaimer no matter what I post"
Grow up ffs.
Agree that which has been seen cannot be unseen, might explain the real reason for the excessive tint on the windows lol
@Daiyousei
Yu'know when I first started driving it made me a little nervous. I told my mom and she says it's cool I can admit I'm scared. I'm like "being nervous and being scared are 2 different things." If your not just nervious, lulz at you:p
Even if you would paint the windows entirely black, I bet somehow her horrible ugliness would still shine through.
"excessive tint on the windows"
EVERYTHING are in place because of SOMETHING!!!
I think the police officer will get a nightmare for a few week...
"unfortunately pictured"
Oh you... XD
OH GOD! Why do you do this to us Artefact?!!
A decent bit older than that, actually. The woman's a far cry from attractive, but she isn't as hard on the eyes as a lot of the people pulling this sort of shit.
@HKE Yea doez racis american fat pigz... dey shoold love dat ass.
Idiot.
Women can be beautiful/hot regardless of skin color. But that my man... looks like a monkey made out with a gorilla and go infected with walrus disease. Actually... I think a walrus looks infinitely better than her.
3DPD
its me or sankaku complex is full with racist because we are raging on how much the fuck is that woman ugly after imaging the scene of the arrest and the poor policeman
^^^
wtf are you talking about racism for, ugly is ugly no matter what race you're from.
An abomination like that should never be shown in broad day light...
Damn. If only she hadn't used crack, maybe she'd be a looker (and it would've been made of win).
This is why I like looking at comments first. I'm able to block images before I can see them.
This is notably less hideous than some people whose faces have graced previous articles. Quit bitching.
I'm also rather impressed with these folks avoiding dying. Driving scares me shitless.
Daiyousei has been confirmed for being 15 years old.
The police should have praised her for tinting the windows.
I think I have a crush on her…
But the more people pick the mutt faces the more of them are kept in the gene pool ...
@18:16 Wow, I didn't expect there were people who respected me O.o That's a first!
My respect for you has just significantly dropped Darkrockslizer.
@ 01:58 But didn't you suspect I might have written that because I am myself an ugly, miserable soul alone in the dark, waiting for someone to come and love me?
Or am I still trolling? Who knows...
Other "girls"... I see what you did there, anon.
@Darkrockslizer
You may not be aware of this but, but other girls like me might have thought you were slightly cool, some of them may have even been interested in you.
Honestly you have some good opinions every now and again, but sometimes.. nevermind.
anon in love .....
I hope you mean the 2D ???
Scary thing is, he doesn't. D:
Hey, everyone needs love. The more people pick out the mutt faces the more beautiful ones are left for the rest!
Ask yourself this...
Her face?...
Or her cooter?...