Tekken Staff: “The Tekken Movie is Terrible!”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Aug 13, 2010 10:53 JST
- Tags: Adaptations, Fighting Games, Hollywood, Namco Bandai, Production Controversy, Tekken
Hollywood’s franchise raping antics continue with the revelation that even the producer of Tekken is willing to publicly trounce the recent $35 million Tekken movie, calling it “terrible” and entreating Tekken fans “don’t even ask me about that!”
Tekken producer Katsuhiro Harada expressed his dissatisfaction in an English language Twitter exchange with fans:
“That Hollywood movie is terrible. We were not able to supervise that movie. (It was cruel contract.) I’m not interested in that [movie].”
“Please don’t ask me about that movie. We did not have the supervision right. I don’t want talk about that.”
Considering the atrocious results of practically every effort to adapt a fighting game to the silver screen, just why they persist is something of a mystery.
The trailer:
The film was aired in Japan in March, with a number of other territories getting summer 2010 releases. The US release is due some time in 2011.
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They should make it a good animation like The Polar Express did
And have everyone played by Tom Hanks...
AMERICA + [insert Japan awesomeness] = FUCKING FAIL!!!!
HUHUHU, so true !
CHEAP HOLLYWOOD IS FUCKING CHEAP
I want my Mirai Nikki made by Christopher Nolan with a $100 mio budget kthxbye.
Fighting games make for terrible movies because they don't need to have a decent plot for people to enjoy them.
why you guys don't mention that movie from mario? XDDDD
btw I watched prince of persia it was ok... silent hill was also ok... the rest just sux (yeah re, tomb raider, sf, mk)
At first I was like: ''wtf, there is a Tekken live action movie now?''
Then I was like: ''Oh yeah, there was an article about it also on Sancom a while ago''.
And then I was like: ''Damn you Artefact for reminding me!''.
wut...? Jin and Christie? what the hell is wrong with those people
What can I say but this film was complete crap! I'm not a fan of Tekken but this was a complete crime, the fool that signed this off to be released let alone to be produced should be shot!! Really if you've not watched this don't waste your time or money.
for me every fighting game that the americans make it into a movie sucks mortal kombat , Street fighter ( the movie where van dam is guile )and Tekken i hope the king of fighters movie dont suck as much as there movies
I liked the movie. I think the game is bullshit and I still liked it.
fucking tree people, bears, raptors, like 19 different cyborgs....
Go play a real fighting game like Street Fighter, King of Fighters or Dead or Alive 4.
Real fighting games? Firstly KoF has always tried to be Street Fighter and did it badly. DoA is just button bashing paradise for noobs to the 3D fighting scene.
Fanboyism much?
It seems Street Fighter and the Mortal Kombat movies remain the only good fighting game movie adaptations, am i rite.
...Looks like Tekken to me. That is, shitty! :3
People can nitpick away and join in on the bandwagon, but Mortal Kombat for all it's flaws was actually pretty entertaining and coherent... which is much more than I can say about any other fighting game movie.
Wait...There's a Tekken MOVIE now...?
... I am instantly disgusted -_-
is this really that bad?
it seems that people complain more about the cast that does not resemblance Tekken chars rather than the overall story or fight scene..
i haven't watch yet, so i definitely do not know the quality of the movie...but i would probably say this shit is much better than DBZ, The Legend of Chun Li, or even DOA for that matter
The most lol about this movie is seeing Cary-Hiroyuki Takagawa cosplays as Heihachi in the movie.
I LAUGHED at his hair.
Meh. -_-
At least it looks better than the anime adaptation, which by the way sucked massive ass.
In the end, video game and cartoon/anime are difficult to pull off since we don't really possess the technology to make the Real-Life product match the original.
the action is to fast to be tekken it should be frustratinly slow when the characters move.
" New tekken Movie Horrible" ???? WELL DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! we like knew this since first hearing the words "tekken" "movie" "hollywood" in the same sentence
LOL!!!
Can't wait to see SNK's reaction on Hollywood KOF..
Indeed, they will flipped out once they see the movie's Rugal Bernstein doing wushu flips.
There a lot thing that should never be done on hollywood, and that is making a anime/cartoon/videogame adaptaion to movies.
Sadly, yes, this does look like every other video game movie cash-in.
However! There has been an exception to bad video game movies, and it just might be in the form of the Mortal Kombat movie trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-XfNqzc8ts
Give it a look-see and you judge for yourself.
Which part of the trailer makes you feel that this movie will be an exeption? The movie will join the long list of video game to movie fuck ups.
Oh yeah, this movie sucks so bad it gives Streetfighter: Lengend of Chun Li a run for its money. Setting is like some post apocalyptic shit that has a paper than connection, if that, to any of the games. The character portrayls are horrible in both their personality and fighting styles with the exception of maybe Eddie and Raven.
At least it got more ass than Chun Li.
So you agree the shitty movie Legend of Chun Li is better?
Worst judgement ever.
Have they finished making the live-action King of Fighters rapeage yet? That could wind up being the one shitty fighting game-based movie to outdo all other shitty fighting game-based movies to claim the crown of 'Worst Fighting Game-based Movie Ever'.
They already did. Just saw the trailer on a local cinema Coming Soon big screen yesterday...
Movie adaptations in general are shitty. Be it from comics, games, folk-tales, real tales, TV, books, anime... Oh and remakes!
Yes maybe some of them are not that bad (imo) but most do tend to fuck up a lot the original history, characters, even changing so much the whole package you can't be really sure if the film was based on something on the end or it was an original movie with a borrowed existing title.
Note: Movies in hollywood from games and anime = insult.
Of course it's bad. What were they expecting? Enter The Dragon meets Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Actually that would be pretty sweet. =D
I don't even know how to react to the thought of Bruce Lee Wuxia....
I still liked the original Mortal Kombat movie. Despite the cheesiness it was a good fun kung-fu flick that made good use of the existing story and characters. Even the DoA film wasn't so bad since it turned things in to Charlie's Angels but still managed to meet the titty quota.
Given the names involved, this Tekken movie could have been similar. Seems there was a lot of outside interference.
No Asuka Kazama = No Ticket from me.
I've got home and saw my dad watching Tekken (DL of course). I sat down and watch for 10 minute, before walking off thinking "No wonder the original creator is pissed"
just like another dragon ball and the last air bender?
SImple fact, Holloywood + video games= FAILURE!!
Mortal Kombat was butchered, Resident Evil was shoot, DOOM was shoot,butchered, stabbed,raped,run over and tortured,Dead or alive was all that happened to doom plus mutilated, these movies ain't even above avenge, yes some of them were alright but for those who PLAYED the game, it felt like a kick to the nuts, just goes to show Hollywood well never make good game to movie adaption and lets not forget what they did to the last air bender and dragon
ball zevolution.where the hell is Paul Phoenix!?!?
All i can say is:..
Fuck you hollywood!
Can't make shit right...
I've never played the game, i watched the movie after seeing this and i loved it XDDD
Id like to see Hollywood do Streets of Rage.
Dolph Lundgren could be Axel Stone, Wesley Snipes could be Adam Hunter and Koyuki Katō could be Blaze Fielding. How fucking EPIC would that be? Tom Berenger could be MR.X (Coooooooooool) Do it Hollywood... DO IT!!! :D
As for Tekken I think I'll give it a miss just like I missed DBZ and Street Fighter. (Watched Mortal Kombat though = UNFORGETTABLE) :(
Jin... and woman!?!?!?!?!!? WTH!?!?!!!!?
I've seen the movie...it really is bad.
yup! hollwood fucks up everything!
what a whimpy kazuya... but well, even when there's a proper story (like "crying freeman") , they know how to fuck it up for good, or rather the worst.
remember Super mario brothers movie (ok, that one was at least creative and quite hilarious)
I WAS TEKKEN BY A SUPRISE!
After knowing what happened with DragonBall Evolution, or Tomb Raider, for example, they must have supposed this was bound to happen.
i have just seen this movie. to be honest, it was a lot better than i expected.
One more movie I'm not going to watch...*sigh*
EVEN the trailer looks bad, I'm not interested in the full movie at all...
Plus, why there has to be romance?!
At least by a FIGHTING game adaption they should realize it's totally unneccessary...>__>'
Action, martial arts, great stunts and nice CG - that's ALL...
Shit, they might as well make a big-screen version of WMAC Masters, at this rate. ¬_¬
Hollywood always fail
The trailer shows a very nice fighting movie. But I doubt it is a good GAME movie.
just be grateful you're getting something you ungrateful little bastards, or would you rather have a Tekken movie that looks like the live action Devilman since that's what it would end up looking like.
Looks like it'll be as good a movie as the Tekken series itself is innovative, its characters balanced and its characters' movesets varied.
So yeah.
"movies based on videogames are always horrible"
dMITIC
You're wrong, the only exception was the movie based on the game "Nuts & Milk" for the NES.
That movie is really good.... if you like the hardcore sex.
waiting for King of fighters, that will be more terrible than dragon ball evolution.
All I'll say are these:
I paid tickets for Hurt Locker.
I paid tickets for Silent Hill.
But I won't pay anything for this POS.
Know why this film sucks? One of the producers, Steven Paul, also produced Baby Geniuses and 2. That'll do it.
I don't know... I liked this movie.
you should go to mental institute
No surprise, really. Any hollywood game/anime adaption is by default terrible!
It really doesn't look that bad. I'd watch it.
Except for Hitman & the first Mortal Kombat movie, yes, game based movies don't fare that well.
are you really sure about hitman....?
They shouldn't have signed the damn contract with gods know who before complaining their asses out 'bout end product quality. Idiots.
Only thing good about that movie is Christie's ass.
Just check out major game review sites. It has been an unwritten rule that video games that become movies are terrible and vice versa.
I'm going to try to guess at the reasoning for this statement, because I believe it's true.
Probably because game story lines are rarely all that great in the first place. Which proves the reason why people like games is because of the immersion they feel as the character. In a game you write your own story in a sense.
This reasoning proves the opposite too, a movie is solely story line. The better the story, the more constrictive and limiting the game play will be. Which is exactly why you end up with extremely linear and predictable games. So while you focus on one aspect, other aspects of freedom are lost.
But there are still the obvious reasons of money, and laziness on the directors' parts as well. Also complete lack of talent due to low budgets. Not to mention the dumbing down and localization for the main stream audience. Xp
It's probably far superior to the Tekken Anime that was terrible.
I think the problem with Videogame based movies is that rather than trying to appeal to what should be the core audience (the fanbase) they try to appeal to everyone else, and end up ruining it.
No Hwaorang? Also, anyone who plays Raven that isn't Wesley Snipes does not deserve to pay Raven. You know Snipes needs that money since the tax evasion thing. Also, as other people have said this movie looks terrible.
so kazuya and kazama both turned into white boys... faillll... i agree with the poster that said stephen chow should play marshall law; how come all the fight scenes in the trailer last for 0.575 seconds and consist of only one punch/kick/throw/block (and all in slow motion to boot); not to mention all the dialogue sound wosre than some teeny bopper movie
fail.
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I felt sorry for the actor who did a role of Jin Kazama who came to the Philippines, someone spoiled about the movie
Watched it, and he is right.
The only characters that looked anything like their character was Eddy and Raven, otherwise it was very bad.
Why do the fight scenes look so ridiculously uninteresting?
With all due respect, it is damned hard to come up with a good storyline for a movie based on a game.
Damned hard. In fact, the only good game movie I remember was nearly 15 years ago when I was in high school.... and I've forgotten the name of that, so 'good' means passable.
Very true, and especially that there a lot Tekken fans, but they VARIES.
I am a big fan of the Tekken series, but I still enjoyed the movie in a way.
I still am disappointed, but I enjoyed it.
This movie looks so terrible from that trailer. Aren't they supposed to make it look a little bit appealing. LOL. Thats what a teaser trailer is for.
The redeeming factor is Christie's ass.
Not bad
At least it looked better than the Dragonball movie
movies based on videogames are always horrible
Street fighter with Van damme was kind of fun.
The street fighter leagacy is the only exception to this rule
http://www.youtube.com/user/StreetfighterLegacy#p/a
but they should really do what capcom did with the resident evil degeneration movie.
Street fighter legacy is NOT made by hollywood... I think it was made by fans... and THEY know what it is that should be done to make it great. I say give the people behind it a job at hollywood to replace the retards in there.
this was all started by street fighter!! and van damme!
Dragon Ball movie, The Last Air Bender, Street Fighter And Tekken.
Those all are same SHIT different asshole.
What's next? Death Note American version?
Zack efron or justin bieber will be Light Yagami and one of the jonas brothers or jaden smith will be L....who will be Misa?Hanna Montana....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wait for it.....
.. Not all, really.. Tomb Raider was good. Silent Hill was exceptional. Resident Evil was cool. Directors and producers who make movies without prior research or knowledge about those games tend to destroy the games' image.
It's quite sad to see great games go to rubbish because of such atrocities. ~_~
My friend gave me a download of the movie. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet but my little brother supposedly watched 10 minutes and cut it off.
i dont know this one looks fucking cool
Anime movies based on games provide some exceptions to this, do they not? For example the recent Tales movie.
Hollywood movies based on japanese games / anime / manga are usually horrible.
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"Hollywood movies based on japanese games / anime / manga are usually horrible."
Rephrase that:
"Hollywood movies based on japanese games / anime / manga are "always" horrible."
*fixed*
P.S. Hates Americunt turning games / manga / anime into crappy movies (example: Dead or Alive, Resident Evil, Max Payne, Dragonshit/ Dragonball and etc)
They fucked up Tekken's anime adaption.
...
Also, this has twincest.
but that sort of movies are made by the same japanese and are canon to the series
i'm talking about movies BASED on videogames, the same goes for series wich i hope they dont fuck up the last airbender
Hey there was also Silent Hill. With MK the first one only are pretty good adaptations, not the best movies ever, but at least good adaptations...
Double Dragon was a good movie. At least when I was 10.
Postal was a good movie :>
I've watched this movie...
**SPOILER ALERT**
Several differences:
Ingame Dragunov: Death god that takes the form of a human.
Movie Dragunov: Gay that works in barber shop.
Ingame Christie: Capoeira practitioner.
Movie Christie: Some kind of chinese martial art practitioner.
Ingame Anna and Nina: Sisters of never ending rivalry.
Movie Anna and Nina: A wannabe ninja that sent to kill Jin, and Kazuya;s bi**h.
Ingame Steve: Boxer practitioner, good juggle set.
Movie Steve: Fu**ed up douche bag that has no knowledge about boxing, but able to shoot and aim properly using P90.
Ingame Heihachi: Bad-a** Old man.
Movie Heihachi: LMAO face. Does very little fighting and died at close range by some clone soldier that betrayed him and works under Kazuya. iomtukkun.
Ingame Kazuya: Someone with a concentrated essence of evil, very adapt in hand to hand combat.
Movie Kazuya: AXE TIEM! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
and many other differences... "Many"....
It seems that they are trying to make tekken into a mainstream movie... Btw, sorry for my bad english...
Please don't tell me that was Jin. Looks like a pussy compared to the REAL one.
Well, this movie looks like it could be good if it got it's own title, not stampled as "Tekken".
BY THE TRAILER THIS ONE SEEMS TO BE A DECENT MOVIE THO
Everybody's so immersed with talking about other films based on games I just thought I'd go ahead and point that out.
@Majineko He was saying "10 years from now" In case you missed it.
The old Tron movie was pretty cool
This movie looks fucking hilarious. That, is some of the fucking most SHITTY fighting scenes I have ever seen. It looks so godamn fake. My god.
Oh U! :3
The best part was when Jin's daddy raids a little shop and announces that he backtraced the hack. He dun goofed.
Another movie I know is total crap but I'll watch anyways cuz I'm a sucker for anything video game related...curse my blind love for games!!!
And the Mortal Kombat movies were shitty... what was your point again?
Hey The MK movies were Cult classics... Well the first one anyways. the second was just crap.
Mortal Kombat? those movies where shit too.
Yes. Mortal Kombat is a fighting game... with a terrible movie.
You hope they don't fuck up The Last Airbender? A little late to wish for that.
how about mortal kombat? thats a fighting game
Considering the atrocious results of practically every effort to adapt a fighting game to the silver screen, just why they persist is something of a mystery.
Because Mortal Kombat was successful, so they'll just keep trying and trying.
10 years from now we'll be saying "Why do they keep trying to make comic book movies?" and the answer will be "Because of Spiderman"
aren't comic book movies doing really good? i think dark knight is going to be the huge inspiration here. plus i think the craze really started with superman. spiderman only started the computer generated marvel craze.
the first mk movie was awesome. it was accurate, the action was unique(at the time) and people new to the series enjoyed it. not to mention acting was better than these lame kung fu actors nowadays. and who can forget the #1 amv theme on youtube. "Test Your Might"
I liked the first of the Resident Evil movies and how about the Tomb Raider movies - both were good also I think.
What about Dragonball? Oh wait... that was a manga with a good game... and a terrible movie.
Is Resident Evil any good for people's eyes?
The first resident evil wasn't bad since it was a prequel to the games and didn't fuck with the canon storyline at all, the second was an abomination where the directors Mary Sue stomped in and took a dump on the entire RE storyline, the third was watchable if you did your best to pretend it wasn't supposed to be related to anything and was just a random post apocalyptic zombie movie.
Thats the Issue with alot of these movies on their own alot of them are decent standalone movies but as a game francise tie in there awful for anyone that has played the game which last I checked was the target audience.
..Except for Ewe Boll that man has never made a good movie and should be gassed by the German government for the good of mankind.
The Anime was release on DVD I guess if this movie does bad I guess it would be release on DVD.
@Artefact this is absolutely true, I believe it's stated some where in your FAQ:
"Of particular note is the frequency of crossover between the media triad of anime, manga and games (as well as novels, eroge and the like), and the seamlessness with which these media would merge into one another with much finer gradients than the sharp delineations visible in American/European media (this is a movie, this is a novel, we make novels into movies but we never make games into novels, novels of movies are treated with derision, and we only make movies and games into one another with disastrous results; comics and animation are for children).
In contrast, the complex of Japanese media, unified by the visual style introduced by manga, exhibits constant (and successful) adaptations from one form into another, with each both taking into account the opportunities and limitations inherent in the media concerned, and being received without undue jaundice in each new incarnation."
And with this great principle in mind, you created Sankaku if I'm not mistaken.
And given to Hollywood and their own 'personal touch' it becomes a gigantic sh*t-storm of fail and westernized family sh*t...
I mean, look what they bloody did to Avatar: The Last Air Bender..! Not a single asian main character!!! Aang's a f*cking white kid, Kitara's a white chick...It...It is blasphemous whorage I tell you...No asian authenticity...
They bloody butchered it to appeal to western audiences and their love for white character leads and steroid/testosterone pumped BS adaptation...
Honestly, videogame movies should be made by the companies themselves and in 3D like Resident Evil: Degeneration...
Hollywood and their sh*t videogame/cartoon-to-movie adaptations are UTTER SH*T...
MAIN POINT:
-Should be made by the companies themselves...
-In anime or 3D (like RE: Degeneration)...
-STICK TO THE F*CKING STORY AND DON'T ADD YOUR BLOODY HOLLYWOOD WESTERNIZATION FAMILY-FRIENDLY SH*T!!!
What did you expect? Mighty Whitey's gotta rule the world...
Germany should breed with Japan to create the new master race. ^_^
that.. might be an interesting date, to say the least..
germany women should breed with japan men to create whatever abomination comes out, leaving japanese women at the mercy of ronery, horny otakus and weaboos like us.
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When Germans breed with Japanese, we get tsundere overachieving redheads with parental abandonment issues...
TBH, I'd prefer white main characters because the Asians all look a like.
re:d was pretty to watch, but painfully annoying to hear and follow. Appleseed 2 was a flipping sad turn of events from the first one as was toshindan OVAs. Every street fighter anime adaptations are mind numbingly awful -thou the tv show had the best story by far- and that FF- the spirits within along with the follow-up advent children where one: Not Fantasy and two: Horridly tedious.
Point? They're ALL made by JAPANESE PEOPLE<<<<<
For myself; Mortal Kombat was a fun treat. Great eye candy and a somewhat sorta story that was dragged out of it.
The Street Fighter anime movie made by Renegade was actually good...
Did this kid just say Advent Children is bad? I can agree how you'd say Spirits Within isn't Final Fantasy, but Advent Children? Also how the hell is Advent Children tedious, it's easy as fuck to follow.
True...Then we should find a great director that understands the story and sticks to it without adding unnecessary sh*t...
P.S.
I personally liked the Reptile fight in MK...But Scorpion's death by Johnny Cage was dishonorably gaaayyyyyyy...
I'm glad he died at part 2 for what he did to Scorpion...
FYI: Avatar was a western cartoon not Asian.
Yeah, but the story was clearly based in an Asian world. The fact that the characters were casted as non-asians really threw alot of people off. As an Authentic Asian myself gotta say it would have been best animated, or done in cg, or with an actual ethnically correct cast. In that order. But hey, at least Uwe Boll isn't involved.
I don't even want to see The Last Airbender movie. I knew it was going to be shit ever since I found out that Shyamalan was directing it. I fucking love Avatar (I own all 3 seasons on DVD). I don't want to see something I love so dearly be raped like a jailhouse bitch.
you gotta notice the tradition. american movies has either a white or black hero/protagonist. chinese movies have chinese, japanese have japanese, indian has indian. since the early history of movies, it has always been this way and i highly doubt thats ever going to change.
look at the last samurai for example.
i too was upset by the lack of Asians in the last airbender. i didnt complain though. just didnt watch it.
i know. like all things, there are exceptions. like jackie chan being the hero, but im stating wats most common and expected.
"american movies has either a white or black hero/protagonist. chinese movies have chinese, japanese have japanese, indian has indian."
Not really, that doesn't really apply to Thailand movies. Som Tum has Nathan Jones as the main character and that one martial art movie (which title i csn't remember) has a group of white guys as the protagonists.
I'm no sure how Avatar: The Last Air Bender fits into it. It is an american cartoon after all and while you can guess at the race of characters in it, they really can be whatever you want. When you can use what is basically magic, why bother with worrying about other aspects of reality? The only thing that bugged me was the firebending change.
The bloody race of the characters was the least of the problems with Avatar.
Avatar was doomed from the start.
Avatar was bound to run into cultural issues sooner or later given that it was a cartoon/anime hybrid that was sold to the audience as a show with strong "Asian" themes.
The choice to whitewash the main characters and fill in the background with minorities just worsens the entire situation. It would be akin to replacing the filling inside Californian Rolls (which many love) with a very American filling, such as say apple pie.
On the bright side at least it wasn't as bad as John Wayne playing Genghis Khan...
I saw that movie last week, it was good, not the bad at all, the only thing that bothered me is the main actor, he simply doesn't look like "jin kazama" the game character
Also the fight scenes were too few and too short, they also didn't integrate all the famous character of the game, but only few of them
I was expecting to see Zac Efron make an appearance. We'll be seeing him for the Full-Metal Panic movie, so it all works out.
@13:51
Hollywood is so gonna be scared...
You had better be fucking lying about this. If they take FMP! and make a movie out of it, I will, without cessation, begin the genocide of Hollywood.
The hero gotta be a white teen who can fight/kung-fu/whatever, it's typical stereotype of these kind of movies now that are targeting a certain audience.
Considering it only cost $35 million to make the movie, I'm sure they will make a profit on it regardless how bad the movie is or does.
wow, what a massive cunt, what so I'm racist because I'm in a smaller minority than other minorities, yeah that makes sense,
sorry if I don't go crying into my cheerios straight away sweet lips, I'm just too flabbergasted with your superior wit and intellect to muster a suitable emotional response,
I guess it must be those gook genes in me,
hmmm, think I'll just go have a cup a fucking tea and wallow in my own self pity, where's the razor blades ?
you're a halfbreed mutt. get used to it
I'm not saying I'm being racist, more or less Hollywood is. Look at the last few fighting movies that come out; even when they have veteran actors like Jet Li or Jackie Chan (like in "The Forbidden Kingdom"), they put them on support role.
i ll give you razor blade if you want,what?
so just because your race got a little number of people,you dare to say you are minority??
haha,dont make me laugh then why dont you use your half breed penis and make more of your quarter breed people ,instead of whining here and became a fucking suicidal emo??
Everyone is racist. Dur. Didn't you know that? So no worries, you're completely racist just like everyone else. Welcome to the world.
he's called jon foo, he's half chinese
does that mean I'm not good enough to be called asian then ?
wow and only yesterday everyone on here was saying the japanese were racist against foreigners,
or is this only half racism, cause I'm half cooked ?
He's close enough to pass as white.
The only decent game to movie crossover I've seen is Silent Hill.
And vice versa with Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Postal was good ^^
Even if its only sarcasm.(I really hope it is)
This is not funny.
Omg...so...cheesy....reminds me of that mortal combat live action movie back in the 90's -_-.
more like the lol D.O.A