Despite their $80 price tags it seems eroge are not always immune from the kind of dismal art and non-existent quality control which plague so much anime and manga, resulting in some particularly grotesque scenes of sexual chaos.
Look at the lack of shoulders and imagine that fail arm isnt there for a moment and you can see that there are some issues making the neck match up to where the body's drawn.
The fail with the Evangelion one is that his body looks like a piece of paper being folded down along the shape of the ground. Instead of just being ripped apart like a normal person. lulz.
This no merits in what is and may even be a curse of Azrael angel of death or A*d*a*r lord of Saturn! Bow down to Lord E*n*k*i fools! For he is your master and creator. For I am s*l*a*y*e*r*5*4*5*-s*a*m*a* servant of thee L*o*r*d E*n*k*i*!
Seriously, some of these artist should be banned from drawing... forever! And their offspring too, if they ever produce some.
002: Wow, just... wow...
004: What on earth... just where does this chick start and where does it end? Is this some 'shadow over Innsmouth' hentai?
009: Ouch, I didn't know that one can get his hip dislocated like that
011: long dude is loooooooong 'bitches don't know 'bout mah lenght.'
013: someone get this poor girl a sammich
014: I bet she has some sammiches she could share with 013
016: that skirt actually hides the fact that hip and torso are no longer connected. bloody necrophiliac eroge...
017: another necrophiliac. I mean with her neck like that she is either dead or a zombie
018 and 019: 'Most doujin writers are virgins' taken to it's logical extreme, paired with suck
024: isn't that just gainaxing? I fail to see the fail here
029: so there is an ergoe version of 'The Exorcist'? well I guess with some red and white face paint she could also pass as Kayako from 'Ju-on'
030: Most triumphant example of '(non-)artist that should be banned from drawing'
031: Long corridor is long? Looks like some prick devided through zero here. Well done, cockbite
My bet is on the studio e-go one being faked... It doesn't match any of the telecards from Twin Way renewal, and that particular artist's work tends to be a lot higher quality than that.
No clue, I looked and looked and possibly it's lack of detail where the elbow is supposed to be, but that's nothing new especially in the most popular of animes...
The arm positioning itself is fine, I can hold that pose my self... (Although not with as much... projection lol)
I don't see anything wrong with the picture.
Maybe the size of the hand.
I assume they wear earrings, each of them wear earring with the same color as their eyes.
Mostly proportions/head sizes, but there really is a few where you have to stop and stare at it wondering "Huh...? I don't see it.." before you notice something slightly misshapen or the like.
@ #20
Guy 1: "Ugh, what a day at work. Everybody kept staring at my tiny head."
*knock* *knock*
Guy 2: "Fret not young salaryman, for I have a SMALLER head!"
And since this is supposedly an eroge, I will refrain from continuing my interpretation.
I have a lot of his works that I purchased online and more that I won from Yahoo! Auction Japan...
His out-of-proportion and contortion art style is INTENTIONAL...His other mangas are normal and only his hentai ones are like that...
A f*cking turn-on seeing their bodies contorted like that...
He's a guro artist by the way, so the girls in his manga end up either, dead, dying, or amputated and turned into a living wall~
He enjoys driving these metal spikes that act as a device that amplifies their sensitivity down there up their vagoos and watch them die slowly from the pain/pleasure...
All of his works in the internet available so far:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/81678/87faf46ad2/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/81643/c5db60c6ae/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/81624/66c79c6286/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/120957/bb35901c34/
He's also into, hymen destruction, urethra-f*cking and womb prolapse~
I'm planning on getting his "Defloration" manga translated since it involves a girl getting killed by a metal spike through the heart after her hymen gets shredded by the rapist...
I think the saddest part of all this is that taking 1 hour of anatomy and perspectives class would probably alleviate a lot of them. Or perhaps I'm just wrong and those artists have no hope in hell.
Well, some of these I guess were intentional (e.g. the big balled guy) but you're right, most weren't.
And perspective class should be mandatory for background artists as well. Take a random screenshot from Ever17 and more often than not something just doesn't look right. And what about the ‘Escher scene’ from Hanabira?
I think that in many cases even the artists know it doesn't look right, but they've tried and failed to fix it and they just don't know what to do about it so they ship, hoping the player will miss it or forgive the artist. Of course, that doesn't really explain the six fingered girl.
Getting someone to pose for you is the best option! "Hey sis, I got a drawing to do so can you cross your arms under your breasts and step on my dick? Now pretend I just jizzed on your foot..."
I'd call pic 25 epic win It's too hilarious too be fail.
I think too=))) Very impressive picture! LOL XD
The girl kissing the guy on the stairs was the best and she is very very very very flexible indeed.
Nothing creates news faster than photoshop :)
Anybody seen #19 before? I swear I seen that doujin floating around somewhere...
I'm gonna be sick of this
too many horror games.
is that aoi nishimara/hiro Suzuhiro's drawing i saw?
Looks like the eroge works of M.C. Escher.
some looked like bad shoping....
Fifth pic is win! 3 hands FTW ^^.
And this is why I love sankaku. A decent number of repeats, but most or all could be called classics.
This shit's freaking hilarious.
#4 is a Salvador Dalí copycat.
You mean, Salvador Dali changing to eroge while trippin on acid, right?
You can make just about anything look good-ish if you apply good shading, this is a classic example of pretty much that :P
what's wrong with 24 and 25?
for #24,see where her elbow is
as for #25,i'm not quite sure myself =/
Look at the lack of shoulders and imagine that fail arm isnt there for a moment and you can see that there are some issues making the neck match up to where the body's drawn.
"wow... what are all those heads!"
These are the faces of evil. You must fap to each.
The fail with the Evangelion one is that his body looks like a piece of paper being folded down along the shape of the ground. Instead of just being ripped apart like a normal person. lulz.
if you're talking about 25 the fail is that his legs look like they are backwards (butt on the front)
I hate censorship
I didn't think I'd see anything worse than half the stuff on Deviantart, but I just have.
This no merits in what is and may even be a curse of Azrael angel of death or A*d*a*r lord of Saturn! Bow down to Lord E*n*k*i fools! For he is your master and creator. For I am s*l*a*y*e*r*5*4*5*-s*a*m*a* servant of thee L*o*r*d E*n*k*i*!
Look at how she holds the chopsticks.
They do it on purpose just to spite us.
How many of them are real ? - considering it comes from 2ch
kamasutra 4D...
hey, no TGComix's Flash eroge? That shit's hilarious
Seriously, some of these artist should be banned from drawing... forever! And their offspring too, if they ever produce some.
002: Wow, just... wow...
004: What on earth... just where does this chick start and where does it end? Is this some 'shadow over Innsmouth' hentai?
009: Ouch, I didn't know that one can get his hip dislocated like that
011: long dude is loooooooong 'bitches don't know 'bout mah lenght.'
013: someone get this poor girl a sammich
014: I bet she has some sammiches she could share with 013
016: that skirt actually hides the fact that hip and torso are no longer connected. bloody necrophiliac eroge...
017: another necrophiliac. I mean with her neck like that she is either dead or a zombie
018 and 019: 'Most doujin writers are virgins' taken to it's logical extreme, paired with suck
024: isn't that just gainaxing? I fail to see the fail here
029: so there is an ergoe version of 'The Exorcist'? well I guess with some red and white face paint she could also pass as Kayako from 'Ju-on'
030: Most triumphant example of '(non-)artist that should be banned from drawing'
031: Long corridor is long? Looks like some prick devided through zero here. Well done, cockbite
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/73408__468x_eroge-failure-legends-011.jpg
Long cat... is long... o_o;
haha some of these are so funny hahahaa
I think I've lost my boner
That Ass XD
Can't stop laughing! XD
the hell O_O
http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-ero-viii/eroge-failure-legends-019.jpg
can someone tell me what manga/doujin is this from? please
lol!!.. All are real? Beacause some look like Photomontage xD.
some of these fall under nightmare fuel...
My bet is on the studio e-go one being faked... It doesn't match any of the telecards from Twin Way renewal, and that particular artist's work tends to be a lot higher quality than that.
It always grosses me out to see this kind of stuff, but it was so funny that I stuck with it, lol.
The 1 where the girl has 6 fingers is hilarious...epic fail...
Anatomy class: FAIL!!!
Joke Klass: WIN!!!
Quality!
Ha ha the girl with three hands is a major fuck up. I loled at the guy with the tiny head and the bus with no floor.
some are funny and yet,scary...
ROFLCOPTER!
so much lulz
I liked pic 014!
What is wrong with the 24th? I think it's nice.
I can't seem to find an obvious error.
No clue, I looked and looked and possibly it's lack of detail where the elbow is supposed to be, but that's nothing new especially in the most popular of animes...
The arm positioning itself is fine, I can hold that pose my self... (Although not with as much... projection lol)
I fail to see what is wrong with 26.
Train seats shouldn't be that high... and there's no way that guy could be sitting if the level of the seat is like that.
isn't it the chairs? I'm not sure myself :o
I love this shit. Sankaku needs more of these galleries.
#30:
Yokyuu~n!! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kami_nomi_zo_Shiru_Sekai]
The last pic is Buzz Lightyear
"To infinity and beyond"
Ive seen #19 before, that's how the guy actually draws. The others though, fucking hilarious.
where's it from?
most of them look painful.
Question: what is the failure in the Evangelion one? or is just for the use of Gore?
Kaji LOL
there is nothing wrong with pic #10... earing bead just looks like her eye. its funny tho at first sight.
I always enjoy the ones with extra or less fingers lol
Some were just so distorted, I wasn't sure what to look at anymore.
that one with the enormous penis, its actually a more /d/ manga. she has a humongous pussy, he had a unbelievable cock.
i dont think that image belongs here.
If #16 didn't have an extra foot of torso she'd be kind of cute Anyone know what game 16 comes from?
That is just...creepy
Ima have nightmares for the next couple of nights
The backwards head is freaky.
wtf is going on @ pic 4!?
Why is Kaede there?
I guess you can't hold a piece of food like that.
Oh god #17 what the fuck is wrong with her neck?
LOL XDXDXDXDXDXD
That's some weird and creepy stuffs.
Looking for all the mistakes sure is fun (^_^)
#5 LOL
so much fail
ah it's funny if ya think about it XD
Hahaha, oh wow.
Picture 10 intrigues me. Apparently that guys cum can dissolve eyes. :3
The said picture:
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-ero-viii/eroge-failure-legends-010.jpg
I don't see anything wrong with the picture.
Maybe the size of the hand.
I assume they wear earrings, each of them wear earring with the same color as their eyes.
I know it's just earrings, but it looks so wrong. ^_^
^this
Pretty sure her eyes were just closed
The earring on the girl on the right makes it look like she has an eye on her shoulder.
No, the bluehair's earring is behind the brunette's head. Not very good-looking pic, but there's no anatomy/perspective problem with it.
i think its cuz the pic makes it look like he two girls share the same earing on one ear.... the brunette shares an earing with the bluehair
Some of these are hilarious.
Other ones are just downright creepy.
lol Kaji just went into the wrong movie... he accidentally went into kung fu hustle world and crossed the wrong guy.
It's the Pablo Picasso of eroge.
Mostly proportions/head sizes, but there really is a few where you have to stop and stare at it wondering "Huh...? I don't see it.." before you notice something slightly misshapen or the like.
There seems to be a ghost hand in #5...
As for #18, the doujin artist is Yaoichou Narimasu...I have a lot of his works that I purchased online and his art style is intentional...
A f*cking turn-on seeing their bodies contorted like that...
He's a guro artist by the way, so the girls in his manga end up either, dead, dying, or amputated and turned into a living wall~
...but even his non-contorted chicks make no anatomical sense.
And here I assumed it was every man's dream to be hung like a horse... or failing that to have a grapefruit sized scrotum.
Huge balls are huge.
Mutants with arms coming out of the neck, 3 hands, 6 fingers, some extra eyes or bodys that seem broken in one way or another. Great gallery. lulz
Honestly a couple of them looked fine to me
but a few were way too funny, love the tiny head & broken limbs
@ #20
Guy 1: "Ugh, what a day at work. Everybody kept staring at my tiny head."
*knock* *knock*
Guy 2: "Fret not young salaryman, for I have a SMALLER head!"
And since this is supposedly an eroge, I will refrain from continuing my interpretation.
what? you said... metal spikes? NOOOOOOOO!
So, who dropped you as a child? Mother? Father?
Teh distortion-rapist?
6 Fingers always made me lol.
Dear sir or madam, that is simply untrue! I care.
"6 Fingers always made me lol."
So Shigurui must be a laugh riot then.
Azure, nobody gives a shit if his retarded art style is intentional. It's still retarded looking.
Lol you have absolutely no taste if you waste your money on this fourth-rate doujin...
There seems to be a ghost hand in #5...
As for #18, http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/73415__468x_eroge-failure-legends-018.jpg
The doujin artist is Yaoichi/Yaoichou Narimasu...
I have a lot of his works that I purchased online and more that I won from Yahoo! Auction Japan...
His out-of-proportion and contortion art style is INTENTIONAL...His other mangas are normal and only his hentai ones are like that...
A f*cking turn-on seeing their bodies contorted like that...
He's a guro artist by the way, so the girls in his manga end up either, dead, dying, or amputated and turned into a living wall~
He enjoys driving these metal spikes that act as a device that amplifies their sensitivity down there up their vagoos and watch them die slowly from the pain/pleasure...
All of his works in the internet available so far:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/81678/87faf46ad2/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/81643/c5db60c6ae/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/81624/66c79c6286/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/120957/bb35901c34/
He's also into, hymen destruction, urethra-f*cking and womb prolapse~
I'm planning on getting his "Defloration" manga translated since it involves a girl getting killed by a metal spike through the heart after her hymen gets shredded by the rapist...
loool where can I get the evangelion one? :D Looked downright hilarious
What's going on here?
Aww shit.
It never occured to them that they are able to think?
"Hm, this actually looks wierd."
Or something along that line?
Seeing that is going to give me nightmares for a while.
you cannot unsee this ~_~
These sorts of articles are among my favorite.
Geez, look at #7. Six used condoms! No wonder she's crippled!
Those aren't very high quality condoms, given the rest of the picture.
I think the saddest part of all this is that taking 1 hour of anatomy and perspectives class would probably alleviate a lot of them. Or perhaps I'm just wrong and those artists have no hope in hell.
Well, some of these I guess were intentional (e.g. the big balled guy) but you're right, most weren't.
And perspective class should be mandatory for background artists as well. Take a random screenshot from Ever17 and more often than not something just doesn't look right. And what about the ‘Escher scene’ from Hanabira?
I think that in many cases even the artists know it doesn't look right, but they've tried and failed to fix it and they just don't know what to do about it so they ship, hoping the player will miss it or forgive the artist. Of course, that doesn't really explain the six fingered girl.
Getting someone to pose for you is the best option! "Hey sis, I got a drawing to do so can you cross your arms under your breasts and step on my dick? Now pretend I just jizzed on your foot..."