Man Anally Raped by Eel
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 31, 2010 09:54 JST
- Tags: Animals, Bestiality, Bizarre, China, Guandong, Guro, Medical, Raep
A man complaining of stomach pain was found to have an eel lodged in his rectum, which he insists climbed up there after he was unwise enough to sit on its bucket.
The 30-year-old man, a resident of China’s Guandong province, attended work but was observed to suddenly squat down holding his abdomen, moaning with agony. His boss sent him to a local hospital, and he was admitted suffering from acute abdominal pain and bleeding.
Doctors quickly X-rayed him, discovering that a large Asian swamp eel was lodged some way into his colon. Seeing an immediate danger to his life doctors resolved to operate, and conducted a laparotomy, cutting the eel out of his intestines.
The eel was said to be 250g in weight and the width of two fingers.
Explaining how the eel found its way up his anus, the man claimed that he had bought the eel two days ago and kept it in a bucket.
Washing himself in his bathroom, he sat on the bucket, and it was then, he insists, that the slippery eel suddenly leapt up into his anus and proceeded to penetrate into the depths of his intestines.
One of his coworkers is at pains to describe him as “a gentle person who would never normally do anything perverted.” He was single and lived alone.
Whatever the circumstances of his anal eel encounter, previous swamp eel sodomy incidents have resulted in fatalities, suggesting great care is required around the creatures, or at least around those fascinated by their possibilities.
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He was “a gentle person who would never normally do anything perverted.”...
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'He was single and lived alone.'
Sure... And normally you didn't notice if something climbs through your hole into the rectum. ^^
Uh, wait, did i got that right?
That bucket was in his bathroom and while he was washing himself, he was sitting on that bucket and the eel just slipped into his Ass?
I just cant believe that Story, seriously.
Your sure he didnt stuff that eel into his own Ass?
HOLLY CRAP O.O!
WTF is with China and men with eels up their rectums?
At least he didn't die like the other guy who had one up his ass
Fag, just admit you stuffed it up yourself for stimulation
Single and lived alone. Says more than enough.
He did it 'cause "it (f)eels good!"
Just a good reminder why not to eat eel, it may have been kept warm for a long period of time in your cooks anus.
Almost as bad as that Japanese dude who it was said got drunk and his mates shoved an eel up his anus where it chewed through his intestines finally killing him. Still waiting for him to step out of that coffin.
"His boss sent him to a local hospital"
Sounds like bullshit.
Eelshit in this case.
genki genki is the production company you guys are lokoking for. love them
EwwwwwwARRRGHHhhhhh!!
This is so positively disgusting.
Very old repost.
Was he naked while sitting on the bucket? lol
The Chinese equivalent of "I was cleaning in the nude when I slipped & fell backwards onto..." perhaps?
Man, whatever happened to the days where you just shoved a gerbil up your ass if you wanted to get off? Seems like the gerbil was just a gateway fetish for the harder shit, lol.
repost?
read a few comments before posting.
>He was single and lived alone.
This is the answer.
Why even bother saying it's an accident now? Everyone knows the doctors and nurses will laugh at you anyway. xD
LUCKY BASTARD SMACKED HER ASS FIRST FIRST AT 0:38 SEC
??? o.O
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL china
Some people like pie and then some like eel.
I wonderi, in the first place why did he had the eel in his bathroom of all the places ? The things he says are definitely lies XD, and lol at some previous comments! really funny XD
O_o
How does this shit keep happening?!
LMFAO
"he such a nice man never do anything perverted" HAHAHAH LOL'd SO HARD.
HAHAHA WHAT EMBARASSMENT
Reminds me of a similar story I read here about some man, who was "just sitting naked on a chair in his house" and somehow fell on his butt and on the ground, by pure "accident", there was some kind of vegetable or fruit( I can't recall right now) and it somehow got stuck in his colon.At least this is what he claimed.
don't tell Richard Gere!
not this shit again
Okay, all I have to say is "My hovercraft is full of eels".
Why use an eel? There is a reason why dildos were invented you fool!
He knew about it and did nothing, If an eel climbed into my arse I would get out the plunger and proceed to suck it out.
Eels! Eels! GIVE IT UP NOW! Eels!
I just couldn't resist.
it ''somehow'' crawled up there? am I the only one who thinks of the Jackass movie when reading this, you remember the toy car skit?
Haha, you mmean the one whre he stuffed a toy car into his ass and just went to the doctor for X-Rays? XD
Now i'd rather ask myself: is it an accident or some perversion?
Yeees, of course it was the eel who voluntarily lodged itself into the man's ass... Seriously that's suspicious
Every time I read something like this it makes me not want to eat eel for a long time T_T
Who knows where or who its been (in) before it makes it to your plate
I could've sworn this was an old article...
Same ol` story, brand new guy.
/facedesk
Yup totally just "slipped" right up his anus...
Again?
Hmm...somehow I'm no longer in the mood for unagi...
its because chinese people do crazy stuff like this that makes me feel embarrassed to be chinese
Ew...
And yeah, it's totally possible for a eel to go inside your ass when you are distracted, inorite? /sarcasm
Since it's China, he probably didn't know it could be fatal, compared to everything else that happens there.
I personally don't enjoy shoving things up my ass. I can understand that some people do, and have no inclination to deny them this activity if they enjoy it. Who am I to judge what people do for rectal recreation?
If it's alive and wiggling around it might feel good. However some things are basic common sense. Don't stick something in your ass that has teeth! It will not end well.
This isn't the first time I've heard of this happening.
What do we learn from this?
Never put animals up your ass which have teeth.
this news should be showed to kids at school. would prevent a lot of disgusting things from happening...
From the news I read kids are already getting a sex education...
Keywords being "which have teeth"...
That's one way to get out of work.
Though it beggars belief that he didn't notice the eel making it's way up there, or even wonder where his eel had gone to after he stood back up.
"Opportunity, the eel saw one why can't you"
gy
Eel in bucket... he sat on said bucket while washing himself in bathroom and it somehow managed to swim into a tight anus.... no no no... this doesn't add up at all.
Now even though it's not supposed to be funny, I laughed pretty hard at this one.
Why can't these guys buy a cucumber like normal perverts?
just how the fuck can some thing like that happen 2 some 1 poor guy lol or poor eel
In communist China, eel eats you. FROM INSIDE!
Aw poor man imagine that thing moving in your rectum =\
I'm interested to know what the eel was thinking when he swam up the dude's anus.
"That definitely looks more comfortable than this bucket!"
That eel...Is the (perverted) successor of Lemmiwinks...
That said, it takes talent to crawl up a man's ass without being noticed...
Ninja's got nothing on that eel...
Eel sliently creaping up butt "Nin-Nin!"
it was thinking :" DAT ASS!!"
That worker must be quite anal.
Lol His Lie is very Disturbing.
Either your asshole is loose from gay sex.
or you play with eels.
choose your poisonous lie. :P
The man tried to dump his lover, but the eel proved to be yandere and became deeply absorbed in the guy.
Isn't this an old article? x.x
I lol'd
Didn't this remind anyone else of Mr.Hands?
So did I.
I guess it was like a tentacle rape.
Only an octopus would be more funny.
:-D
LOL. Wish it was a girl victim.
In China food eats you.
I guess they also spell Communist with a "K"?
He used a К not a K. КK see the difference? ;) pay attention to the top-right in particular.
He might be german
In Кoммunisт China, you shit food.
U mean russian.
you're sick basterd
I wonder if anyone ate it after they got it out?
I can't believe that he cannot feel anything when the thing went up his anus. You're telling me that two fingers are not enough?
Quote : “a gentle person who would never normally do anything perverted." Again, "normally"
Im pretty sure he put the eel there himself, but he accidentally lost his grip and it slid completely inside
was the eel still alive after they took it out?
that snake looks like a long turd i crap out once and had it on display for people to take picture of...
MMMMMmmm....shit covered eel...who want some?
“... would never normally do anything perverted.” He was single and lived alone.
Even if he has a huge asshole from sticking XL dildos up his ass, and didn't feel it, didn't the disappearing eel strike even a bit of suspicion to him?
Anyway its a pretty obvious lie, but what baffles me is that how come he didn't go to a doctor and remove it asap... did he think he'd reverse digest it?
It's China, do you even have to ask?
Wow, what's up with asians and putting eels in their butts all the time.
That Eel was probably recycled 10 times before it finally dissolved.
He's not a victim hes just a retard who is'nt fooling anyone with that excuse why an eel is up his ass.
Ouch. At least in this case he lived. Also, how do you not notice that?
That's a good case of butthurt. XDDD
In Gensokyo Mystia is laughing her ass off.
this
......Bad lie is bad.
it would be more credible if he said something like "I'm suffering from tapeworm infection, so I imagined that introducing an eel in my anus, it would eat the tapeworm...".
I lol'd hard. If I could upvote you I would!
And once the eel was all stuck up in there, he considered introducing an anaconda. Thank heaven he didn't.
HAHAHAHA love it! :)
--kakadoodoo3000
Dumb guy is dumb.
Bad lie is blatantly obvious. This one deserves the slimy rape and soon followed death he was spared from.
Slimy rape... would be nice if it had been a girl.
I also wonder that... then again there was a guy that had gotten a light bulb, while he was asleep, shoved up his rear and he didn't notice it, but wont you feel this thing... moving around?
The only thing to felt would be searing pain from the glass shards penetrating the walls of the rectum and moisture between the buttcheeks.
You really couldn't tell it was a lie?
Was more of a rhetorical question than anything.
Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week.
Or rather rec-toralical...
(sorry. couldn't resist)
That joke calls for a rimshot!
*bad-um tish*