Pfizer Plans Viagra for Children

GREAT!!! just what we need, a pill that'll make ur children horny little basterds. =w=

The Pill That Changed The World [http://www.historyasia.com/synopsis.aspx?libId=1189&sId=680&sTime=600] Part II

Beware of Lolipocalypse reverse raep..

Is this image from a game or artist?

The are using 600 children a year as a justification? Seriously?

This reminds me of a spoof from the movie "Teachers"
-skip if ye can't take "spoilers" like a whiny cunt.

There are two teachers and one of them is really depressed because a stoner kid bit off part of his hand, the nice fleshy chunk between the thumb and forefinger... I don't remember their names, sust call them A (bitey) and B (handsomer younger friend)

Teach B - "Ok, now this is where I have to cheer you up."
Teach A - "Look, just let me drink my beer..."
B - "No, we got the mission to think of. The MISSION."
A - "Look, I remember it..."
B - "No you don't so I remind you to cheer you up."
A - "don't."
B - "We are on a SECRET mission from the Government. Our duty is to JAIL those rotten little bastards for most of their waking hours. For, if we did not, what would they be doing?"
A - "Working lousy jobs, partying, what they'll be doing in a few years or when they drop out..."
B - "Not just that, what else?"
A - "Boinking..."
B - "Do not mince words, not boinking, FUCKING.
A - "Yeah."
B - "Fucking and Fucking and FUCKING LIKE RABBITS. Come on, with me now."
A - "Fucking like rabbits."
B - "you are catching on, now with me..."
They dance around the coffee table in a circle.
both - "Fucking and fucking and fucking like rabbits. Fucking and fucking and fucking like rabbits. Fucking and fucking and fucking like rabbits." till they get tired and collapse.
B - "We are on a secret mission from the government to control the population bomb. For if we do not keep these stupid brats JAILED during the waking moments of their horniest years they will FUCK and FUCK and FUCK and overpopulate America. Then you and I will be turned into Soylent Green to FEED what the slutty girls squirt out of their vaginas. We aren't just underpaid civil servants, we are secret population control agents!!!"

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Join my group, join MANarchy!!!

And not a single morale crusader smashed it. WTF

So we kill their heart to save their lungs... Nice population's suppression policy.

.... DAMN YOU SHOTA'S!!!

I for one welcome our new loli overlords.

I'm glad that there are some people who can actually read.

I guess this is only in the US right? oh well i am not surprised

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Well, that's actually much more like what it was originally intended for - blood pressure issues. This is why you heard of so many seniors dropping dead using it when it came out. Sure, they were exerting themselves having sex, but it's also something you do NOT want to mess up the dosage on or use if you have a heart condition.

So uh... yeah. That's actually pretty good. I hope no kids get persistent boners and play with them until the skin wears out - it's a nasty thought, but has certainly been known to happen sometimes.

Am I the only one who read the title and started laughing?

NOW INTRODUCING BIRTHCONTROL FOR LOLI'S
now available in Australia!!!!.....wait thats not right....

The sildenafil (Viagra® 25, 50 or 100 mg tablets) is used for erectile dysfunction since 1999, and the sildenafil 20 mg tablets (Revatio®) is aprroved for pulmonary arterial hypertension (PAH) since 2005.

(SINCE TWO THOUSAND FIVE)

NEWS FAIL.

The thing about Viagra is, it was a side product in the search for blood pressure medication which porived very profitable. The active ingredient is the important bit. To say they're giving kids viagra is blowing it out of proportion

My Mom works for Pfizer. I can't wait to tell her this~

I'm assuming there's going to be a female version of this medicine. Why slip them ruffies when you can slip them something to make them come onto you. This is brilliant!

It always makes for good headlines when someone uses viagra to treat a child's lung/heart condition or ethanol (alcohol) to save someone who drank methanol. Perfectly valid treatments but the public doesn't know that ;)

FYI, the generics are coming out in Europe, enjoy your cheaper boners.

Companies, elite, and gov/cp can have their way with loli. The common man/lolicon can't.

Nothing wrong with this. They extend the patent so they can make a billion extra to pay the costs of a medication that alleviates pulmonary hypertension. Good call of the FDA.

Not that surprising really. Sildenafil was originally marketed as a heart medication for adults before they discovered it's usefulness in treating Erectile Dysfunction. It makes sense they would eventually make a children's formulation.

Truth is, it does work on lung conditions like that.

Learned that from Top Gear I did.

HAHAHAHA my company is the advertiser on record for this.

I want my loli back...

anddddddd why does the lung condition kidz need a erection.

all we need is a really powerful, rich lobbyist group to work for us, and we will have lolimanga in the streets in a year.

Hmmm... I remember something about four kids in the UK who took バイアグラ (Oh! Lookee! I triggered a spam filter!) and had huge, painful boners.

Now, then... That thing affects the cardiovascular system. If used by a minor, could the effects be really ugly?

This smells like corporate corruption to me... Aided by the US government, no less. Way to go... Fuckers.

..and all this is happening while the world is cracking down on loli-philes. Okaaaaayyy ಠ_ಠ