Love Plus Arcade: The End of Japan as We Know It?
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Jul 24, 2010 23:05 JST
- Tags: Akihabara, Arcade Gaming, DS, Love Plus, Nintendo, Otaku, Ports, Relationships
Konami, not content with creating the game that had turned countless Japanese men into the proud boyfriends of hunks of plastic by way of Love Plus on the DS, are now are plotting to extend their control over the Japanese population at larger scale, via the introduction of the Love Plus Arcade.
The arcade versions are now undergoing a test run at Tokyo Leisureland in Akihabara for a limited period.
While not much info on the arcade machine is yet available, it is widely believed that it will also use a touch interface, as with the DS version of the game. Myriad paid extras seem likely as well.
Konami has also doubtless been investigating the success of the original IdolMaster arcade experience – these machines hooked countless men into virtual relationships which could only be progressed by dutiful attention to the coin slot, a promising business opportunity if ever there were one, even more so considering the power of Nene.












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uhh my suggestion...
don't kiss the machines
i wonder of there are glory holes in the arcades
Pretty much Japan's apocalypse.
So can we expect multiple Nene husbands elbowing each other in front of the machine to claim exclusive rights to their waifu?
Is it okay to wank while playing it in an arcade...? If not then this is not gonna work.
a tiny little bit of me wishes i knew Japanese so I could play love plus just to see why these people get sucked in...
So to progress through your relationship with this VR girl of your dreams, you have to spend countless $$ (or ¥¥ in this case).
This is different from RL how exactly?
Here you put money in her slot, and she likes it. In real life, you put various parts of your anatomy in her slot, and she doesn't.
it is the collapse of Japanese civilization as we know it.
so now love+ involves prostitution in arcade?
Wait! You can't jerk off in public!
Yes, you can.
Just grab your dong and stroke that schlong.
Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!
Robot Nene will probably be next. >:3
Love Plus for the arcade? That's interesting. Now men can jerk the stick to it in public!
hey i aint complainin'. just means more asian pussy for me. Thank you Love Plus :D
i thought japan already ended?
I like cartoon girls like anyone else but there's no way you can physically touch a 2-D woman. All the men who play as the "hero" who has sex with 2-D women in these games need to pay attention (Not necesarily have sex with) to their 3-D wives and girlfriends too. Hell, if I get married I wouldn't need porn anymore because I'd be busy cooking and cleaning for someone I CAN love.
I don't mind what other guys want to do (having 2D waifus and whatnot) but wouldn't you get jealous/annoyed at having to share a machine that belongs to the public? Also, you wouldn't be able to spend a lot of time with it without someone else wanting a turn and bugging you to move on.
If it had a hole to stick your dick in THEN it would be the end. But they'd never do that XD
Now now, this is just an outing with your girlfriend, let's not look too much into it, lol.
Seriously though, do these guys have so little shame that they would do this in public? And aren't there sex scenes in that game?
This no merits in what is and may even be a curse of Azrael angel of death or A*d*a*r lord of Saturn! Bow down to Lord E*n*k*i fools! For he is your master and creator. For I am s*l*a*y*e*r*5*4*5*-s*a*m*a* servant of thee L*o*r*d E*n*k*i*!
good solution to fight Japan's overpopulation.
Hikikomori out of the house trick?
Am I the only one hearing the birthrate, its screaming to be pulled up from were it has fallen.
Atleast this well engage polygamy and Lovenet tho am not ready for another reality and being watched by guys in black suits name Smith D':
ok im going to learn japaneese and move to japan for this :p
i sooo love the outfit that girl is wearing in the first pic ^^.
yuck! imagine all the otakus fapping and realising their love over this things, yuck!
che~ and here i thought arcade with penis entry hole (
At least adult men will have more reasons to hang out in the arcades not inside their homes all the time. But it seems out of place to see a man playing a arcade game with an anime girl in it... I think there was that game for girls with dress ups and whatnot. Worse this could be mistaken for those games too by little girls... GASP! Molding lesbians for the future! Brilliant!
Hmmm.. not sure if want. I mean you're going to share them with others, it's a few miles closer to prostitution.. :P
Yeah, I don't want to be touching the screen some other guy just licked
Yay its Rinko<3
This is very nice and all, but im still waiting for a Love Plus for the 3DS.
Cmon Konami, give me a reason to buy one when it gets released next year.
those guy 100% will kiss those screens so there should be somekind of paper beside it to clean it!
or those guys just buy the whole machine.....
We abos have more power than nene
Love+ isn't a tamagochi?
at least at tamagochi you can kill them!
Can one DNA Digivolve the girls?
look like very good if i live at japan.
You're not sure?
I get the feeling, these machines will be stolen by the end of the day.
A lot of otaku are going to touch the (money) slits of the Love Plus girls.
LOL, I saw what you did there, Schrobby! >^^<
really? does he actually look like that(his avatar) in person, lol. i tease*
I get the feeling, these machines will be married by the end of the day.
fixed for you...
I need to buy a lot of tokens now.
WOW! This all though cool, will leave more girls for the rest of us.
This does seem cool and all. But, on the other hand, we are watching the Japanese tank their own coountries birthrate.
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I dont see a hole where you insert your dick in those arcades. Pff, useless..
i guess as long as there are people that need love lessons or just are not gifted with social graces, there will be someone around to take advantage of them. but i guess they are just providing a service, and the people using the machines are happy so i can't complain. kudos konami.
Lol, the screen in the arcade's gonna be all wet and sticky from so many guys kissing the screen. And then AIDS will spread.
You talk as if there was some shortage of girls or something. The reason you're not getting any is not that girls are scarce, it's just that they don't like you.
While this is true to an extent there are a shortage of average looking girls because hot girls are becoming stuck up or chasing rich older guys and ugly girls don't stand a chance with any guy with working eyes, thus single average girls are pretty scarce.
No. The true reason behind everything bad is that you all suck. Life is easy.
looks like it's time to plan a trip to japan to scoop up some lonely guy craving girls :D
Why would they crave a piece of lard like you?
Love when people says lard instead of fat ^_^
This is why punctuation is important. "lonely guy craving girls" tells me you want a guy that is craving girls. You are missing a hyphen. 'Guy-craving' a single property of 'girls' and is hyphenated. While we're here, 'girls' has two adjectives and should be separated by 'and' or - more commonly - a comma. Result: "Looks like it's time to plan a trip to japan to scoop up some lonely, guy-craving girls."
01:12 25/07/2010
give up, 99% of anon do not even know the difference between "your" and "you're"
I actually thought that's what he meant - that he wanted to scoop up some creepy salarymen.
Usually you have to regularly spend a lot of time on dating sims. More money milking. ^_^
So what's next? Love Plus tournaments? Obviously whoever uses the Konami code first is the winner.
Konami code = get all girls... LOLZ!
Obviously a death flag for Japanese men....
Creepy... But possible :b yeackh! Merely every aspect of gaming has to have tournaments on it.
I wonder, wouldn't it be somewhat good if you connect the DS to that machine?
2013...SKYNENE has Japan in her moe~grip...
IT'S JUDGMENT DAY!!!
*Moe~ Version of the Terminator Theme plays in the background*
That said, it's 'gonna get taken home' one night when nobody's looking...
@extrovertedotaku : Love+ girls with joysticks??? Noooooooooooooooooooo
Now all we need is a mechanical hymen arcade machine.
Don't forget to take into consideration that there will be no fapping in the public arcade. ^_^
now that would be gross...
Share the love, be milk brothers.
The experience of viewing Nene at lifesize is worth the 300 yen. They need the DS porting ability so DS holders can join in too.
@ TNinja 00:08 :
That might be "cool", but as Shrobby pointed out, they want to milk users of their money.
@ Yoshi-kun 01:02 :
Better run a spreadsheet to see how many arcade plays of this game equals the price of a DS unit and the Love+ game.
There are also people who foolishly pay exhoribitant interest rates by "leasing" new cars, and taking out "payday loans", etc.
Arcade-console Nene will certainly suck many of them dry (in regards to money).
Not really.
You have your very own DS Nene in your pocket, with all the mini-games and endless flirting included, compared to dozen of men who has soiled that "joystick" and pushed all her buttons, to play the same mini-games, all for 300yen.
Apart from the memorial printout when you play the game and providing for those who can't afford a DS (sadly, me T_T), you're not really missing anything.
I'll bet there will be some integration to the DS version of Love Plus... special dates, outfits, sexual positions...
Doesn't that make Nene a whore? :S
Would make interesting news if one otaku were to to stand guard next to the machine to prevent other men from touching his girl.
She already is...
Why yes, yes it does.
So if only otakus are blue and they can truly be the smurfs with only one girl in their community