53% of Women: “No Way Can I Win Against a 2D Girl!”

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53% of Japanese women surveyed reveal once again they have no confidence that they could win their boyfriend back from the non-existent clutches of a 2D girl.

When asked whether they thought they could win against a 2D game character their boyfriend was besotted with, 53% thought they had “no chance” whist 47% had confidence they could defeat the pixelised challenger.

Placed in such a situation, 20% “wouldn’t really mind,” 45% “would like him to stop” and 28% would just like him not to do it in front of them. Only 7% would respond by dumping the offending male.

The threat from Nene appears great indeed, to these women at least.

Defeated women report their feelings of inadequacy:

“There’s no way I can beat that level of cuteness.”

“Their personalities are nice and they have no flaws. Complete perfection.”

“They’re made to be the ideal girlfriend after all.”

“Because he has a manual any man can enjoy a game as much as he likes.”

Some women are irrationally optimistic all the same:

“A game can only play out as it is programmed to.”

“The girl in a game can’t offer the human warmth a real woman can.”

“The unpredictability of reality is a charm unto itself.”

“There’s no way a mere game could win against a real woman like me!”


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    14:22 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I can't believe the comments I've read here. Now I KNOW I'm not an otaku.

    Comment by Anonymous

    nope just another poser

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    07:56 29/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't need to be an otaku to be on this site. I get a lot of worldwide news (Rather it has to do with anime or death) and that's why I like it.

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    Comment by Shuubi
    13:22 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ITT: 3D guys who will never compare to 2D guys, whingeing about IRL women being 'disgusting'.
    LOLRONY.

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    Comment by darkkimsei
    06:49 17/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll give you that (2D men >= 3D men). It is only fare. Come on guys we can't be hating like that.

    Comment by Anonymous

    ITP: butthurt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:36 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    not as much as the white knight/femnazi that's downvoting every thing

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    Comment by Shuubi
    16:05 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Thinking like a normal human being =/=feminazi

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:11 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its still butt hurt

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 17/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are right. Deep down, they all long for 3D women, but since they have been rejected by 3D women, they make up pathetic excuses about how "ALL 3D WOMEN" are this and that, and they hate them because of that, which is bullshit. Unless you know all the women in the world personally, then you can't pull out BS generalization from your ass.

    They are butt hurt because the wonderful women out there that they have attempted talking to/getting to know, have rejected them, due to THEIR flaws, therefore they turn to 2D because that won't/can't ever reject them, no matter how fat/ugly and insecure they really are, it can't say no. It has no will of its own.

    That's what these hopeless, pathetic men went, real women can say no, defend themselves, stand up for themselves. Women are becoming more independent/strong in our modern day society, these men hate that. 3D women can get their ass put in jail if they cross the line. They don't want to work on their imperfections and amount to something REAL WOMEN might actually want or admire, no, that's just too much work. They're lazy.

    They'll rather take the "safe/pathetic" root and SETTLE for 2D women, because they are obedient mindless slaves, that's what they want, something that won't and can't talk back, that will only praise them even though they have countless flaws, that won't remind them of their failure in life or criticize them. 2D is the easy way out.

    Therefore 2D > 3D.

    All these 3D men should stick to their 2D chicks, it's not like 3D women are missing out on anything great anyways, lol. And when you fail to procreate, you're only doing 3D women a favour by taking yourselfs out of the gene pool.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:47 17/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "That's what these hopeless, pathetic men went, real women can say no, defend themselves, stand up for themselves. Women are becoming more independent/strong in our modern day society,"

    Talk about walking stereotypes

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    Comment by Shuubi
    18:05 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see how pointing out the irony/hypocrisy that you guys think 3D women should be perfect when none of you are anywhere remotely close to perfect is 'butthurt'.
    Or that I pointed out that 2D men are better than 3D men. If 2D is superior to 3D to you guys, why are men an exception? It's like deep down, you really -do- want women to like you. I can't speak for everyone, but -I- would if you would judge a person based on their actual personality and not from blanket statements you read on the internet about their gender.

    IMO I dont get why someone would 'prefer' perfection to the real thing though. Who wants to settle for a Mary-sue?

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    Comment by brningpyre
    18:35 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Escapists?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:28 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All these stupid comments wouldn't them be the reason for you to fail to conquer the women that fit for most of you ?
    (i spotted some people that aren't stupid in these comments, nice)

    Women aren't naive, they are quite shocked by the stupidity of these programs that offers only textual and images and men that love it. If you can write these levels of non-sense that surely means you never been in troubles, and you are a lonely boy that needs to criticize the women for to justify your FAIL at hang on with one you like.

    Or maybe you have a GF or even a Wife, but you don't seems attribute her much importance. Women aren't objets, they are people. Try to remember THAT.

    1: "If only a women can do that."
    ++> I think you have no idea of what you are talking about. A video game cannot make you smile, cannot cheer you because you pass the exam, you cannot kiss a computer ... or maybe you do if so ... I don't think you know what a real kiss mean, if you people can write down these things. ..

    2: "My laptot is hotter than any human being."
    Would you like your mother, father or tutor, to say to you : "Go fuck yourself i've got my tv and i got more warmth for it than from you, so get the fuck out of my place ! " ? I don't think so.

    The robots : WTF. I am student in artificial Intelligence I don't believe much than we work for your desires just to have a doll ... to "fuck" maybe ? I think this is the word that fit you most, or need. You don't make love, you just wanna copulate like beasts. Having someone who say "yes" to everything you wish ect ect ect

    3DPD : WTF that too...

    Also I think that you don't know what you say. I am with my girlfriend, in Japan and she is Japanese. Not a fake bitch with fake tan, nails, hair, eyes and what else. I wouldn't say "a woman" but yeah, from outside she's a women like others.

    So instead of playing your DS, go and try to hang on on the real life, geeks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And a another exciting chapter of white knight chronicles

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:55 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It all comes down to this:
    - you wanted to brag about your japanese girlfriend who probably resides in your imagination as there's no proof to her existence
    - you wanted to brag that you study artificial intelligence
    Basically, you just wanted to show off while covering it all up with 'wise' words.
    If you're so successful in life, why waste your precious time here writing a comment that long? You could've just gone and played with her or studied A.I.

    "A video game cannot make you smile" - O rly? I smiled, laughed, cried and worried while playing some of my eroge, not only eroge actually. Some RPGs out there have nice stories and you actually feel emotionally attached to the characters, even though you know perfectly they don't exist. It's obvious that if you play a game where you just go around fucking everyone then you won't feel anything but arousal. Faggot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They lose to 2d characters because they're idiots. It's just like these hoes destroying their boyfriends' gaming systems - dump the loser and get a real relationship. But instead they'd rather feel sorry for themselves and cry. So in the end its probably best that we have the 2d girls to distract from the whiny bitching from overly dependent, and unimaginative girls that would rather take a beating than try and find a job.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:58 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    As far as i've read, boys are just as picky as girls, if not more so. When girls go out or marry the guy for money, there is a deeper reason behind it. Also, i am a girl and i do NOT go 4 a guy just bcus he is "rich". infact the last guy I dated was pretty broke most of the time and he was the longest relationship I hav ever had...I also paid for things. Our relationship was based on something deeper than any relationship that u could possibly have with a 2D girl.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You obviously need to go out and find a sugar-daddy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:03 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shouldn't you be in kitchen?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:01 18/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And this is why "3D" women don't like you. It's not because they're money-hungry bitches. It's because you guys are fucktards.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:16 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This world is all fucked up. Thats why 2D wins it all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:41 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just read the poll the sample of the poll is way too small to make any decent general statements about women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:47 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh yeah don't forget to thank Hayate from Combat Butler for making this pole possible.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:32 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    COME TO AMERICA LADIES! WE GOT BIGGER COCKS, AND WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    child support?

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    Comment by owi2000
    09:15 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "COME TO AMERICA LADIES! WE GOT BIGGER COCKS, AND WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED!"

    "child support?"

    I lol'd XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    COME TO AMERICA LADIES! WE ARE COCKY, AND WILL TAKE YOU FOR OUR NEED!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    2D women are winning over women they can actually have sex w/?

    That's it I'm movin to japan,lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hehe the less the competition the better. 2D-lover LOSERS can stick to their 2D world as LOSERS. We REAL men get to do it with the remaining real ladies. You 2D LOSERS just keep on masturbating (standing ovation)

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    Comment by Densha Otoko
    10:58 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    shouldn't you go out fuck more real womans and get a disease of AIDS !!! so you will die faster then a average OTAKU GEEKS !!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:46 18/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Apparently, someone hasn't heard of condoms.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It them this long to say something so obvious?

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    Comment by destructorv2
    08:38 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you didn't even try the tittie flashing and the BJ to find out?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do you know whats retrded about these kinds of surveys? That people still think anime/manga/hentai/videogame characters are actually more real than real life people. Women should know that we can't have sex with 2d girls and that as long as they are real and people we can have sex with, they will always be better than 2d girls.

    However the concern is understandable considering to some cultures and subcultures, 2d chars has been a vital part in some peoples lives, but still, you can't have sex with something that is not real. Of course you can't beat 2d girls in looks, that is the whole point. Its a fantasy and its something that we wish, but will never happen so we play it out as an otoku.

    Some girls are just hopeless.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Talk about shooting yourself in the fooot

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    Comment by cupcake_deluxe
    08:14 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jeez, every time articles like this come out, it's cue for "time to bash real women!" So what, 2D girls can be ideally cute and beautiful and nice all the time and with real girls, it's not always the case? The same can be said of 2D guys. Real girls age, get angry and don't have photo-shopped skin? Well, the same could be said of real guys. I'm not gonna waste my time going on and on about how guys will never be this and that because I know it will piss them off and I know realistically that a guy will probably never be like a 2D guy. Do the otaku who go off about saying girls are 3DPD deserve to have such high standards if many of them don't take care of themselves? I'm not so sure.

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    Comment by Sukunai
    08:06 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have a wife, she's nothing to look at from anyone else's perspective, I know this, I'm not stupid. Some would easily call her fat and ugly.

    I do know this though, in the morning, lying in bed, having my cock sucked on, before some most definitely enjoyable fucking, I have it better than any guy and his damn game girl. Because at the end of the day, the only person that's going to make you shoot your load, is your hand.

    I'm nothing thrilling to look at either. I can tell you no woman is eying me up and down as I walk down the street. The wife is in no danger of losing her man.

    And that's the truth people. All you guys (and girls) with your 3d pig disgusting comments, you won't be reproducing, and in time, your dna will disappear. You're all no better looking than the people you insult.

    I'm already looked after I have had kids.
    And my sex life is the real thing.
    And ya know, nothing replaces filling a woman with your load.

    Those woman of the 53%, they are not trying hard enough to keep their men.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:06 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    nice, so all this in your fantasy you'll be dead soon if you dont get off your ass and get a job, lol what am i saying who am speaking to a child

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your children must hideous

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:12 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *be

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    Comment by owi2000
    09:13 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Your children must hideous"

    *sigh*

    The guy takes the time to write out an intelligent post and this is the best you can come up with?

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    Comment by Densha Otoko
    10:55 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    complain on a anon won't solve anything.
    talking about moral doesn't work out on sankaku.

    3D : is real
    can cheat on you
    irritated complains ..
    stink
    not perfect

    2D : are programme to be perfect
    its mean they are not perfect but the result is upper side ....

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    Comment by Cynic
    10:38 17/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All the perfection will eventually get boring. You need a bit of conflict now and then to keep things interesting.

    (Make up sex).

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    People need to get the term correct.

    What is 2D? 2D in just the appearance? Because if that's the case, I know some 2D girls who acts just as stupid/bitchy as real women.

    Yuzuki Eba from 'Kimi No Iru Machi' is one example of a 2D girl with 3D bitchiness. Anyone who's read the recent arc and went to forums will notice the anti-Eba uproar.

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    Comment by Imyou
    08:52 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think the situation is so hopeless... I may sound like a radical, but I humbly suggest... femininity? Stop trying to do everything a man does, while only going out with rich executives who surrender their fortune to you to manage?

    I hope this isn't overly misogynistic - if a woman wants to be treated as an equal, I'm all for it. Many equals are competitors in business, and a lot of traditionally masculine and dominating behavior is simply not attractive - attraction isn't fair, logical, and even-handed, it's instinctive.

    So if girls want to be as or more attractive than fictional girls, they should see that these idolized characters often act as girls were reputed to act in a bygone era. Maybe you can't have your cake and eat it too? Being too much the independent, business-minded, lone wolf I see these days naturally entails self-isolation and not showing "weakness" as in traditionally feminine traits, thus not attracting mates.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There you go. Women need to come with a strategy guide!

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    Comment by jayizdrunk
    09:53 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In a country where quite a large amount of men can look better than women before AND after makeup....yea..I can see why these women have something to fear.

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    Comment by Deluode
    09:21 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What is up with all of these surveys having so little people being surveyed and then being posted on here?

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    Comment by Shuubi
    13:24 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because Artefact hates women?
    Either that or he just loves seeing the exact same comments every damn time.

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    Comment by Bronxdragon
    09:08 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    End of the human relationship? Dude thats been over since the internet put up free porn. Most people meet other people over the net now maybe like 75% or so of married couples are through the net. If you don't meet the person through high school then its through the net. Most people don' want to go out and just meet people anymore. Well if they do its mostly likley they are going out for a one night stand deal.










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