DOA 3DS “Has Breast Jiggling If You Shake The 3DS”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:55 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This was the true purpose of 3D.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:56 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now that's just damn awesome. Jiggle Jiggle ^_^.

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    Comment by Nozawa
    05:39 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now im thinking what can we expect for love plus???...... HAhahaha delicious

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:04 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Here comes a new challenger!

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    Comment by crabdog62482
    00:03 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dead or Alive was a great, and often hilarious, fighting game up to the upgrade edition of the second one. After that, the series is an unplayable nightmare. You have absolutely no control of anything your character does on screen thanks to a lightning fast game speed and different techniques and reactions to every possible combination of direction pad and button presses. Unless you can perfectly remember and then execute a move list well in the 4-5 digits, you end up in a mashathon to try and get your character to do the action you want them to, and often the combos fail because you couldn't press the 8 tap combo in a nano-second or less. It's just an unfun mess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:58 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, I thought this was about breasts jiggling, not game mechanics... maybe I missed something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:18 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think your confused with the xtreme beach volleyball series. you see, thats actually a spinoff series. the original are fighting games.

    seriously either you didnt know that or uou were just making a bad joke

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    Comment by carn
    09:16 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    DoA series is one of the easiest fighting games out there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:40 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, no more need to make a good game...

    so, hopefully this time they got this one guy in their production team - the one who has actually really seen a pair of boobs in his life. so that maybe the whole stuff doesn't look as creepy as in the doax games...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:00 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    why do people just love to flaunt their ignorance?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:31 22/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @18:00

    yeah, why do you love to flaunt your ignorance? If you buy the game just for abnormal breast bounce, then you clearly have not seen how a real woman's breasts bounce.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:13 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    they call a jiggle weak doa 1 was more bouncy
    and kof MI

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:04 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    seriously, unlike the media and popular word say, doa hasnt been the king of bounce or even fanservice for a long time now, atleast not the actual fighters (excluding xbv games )

    they still have the most detailed panties tho ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:26 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok i'm so saving money for a 3DS

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:59 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    instead of jiggle, it looks like she installed a vibrator along with her 82CM breast transplant..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    help!!! hellp!! im trapped inside this soft thing!!!!! i cant get out! heellp!! :D

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    Comment by Dream Weaver
    03:46 20/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is a God!

    Kidding but still. Yes! Bought because I love huge Japanese boobs bouncing. And in these games their boobs are indeed very big.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:35 27/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    real breasts don't shake like that Its like she's been implanted with huge jumping beans

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    03:29 27/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Something tells me the 3DS unlike the DSi might be a success even if it causes headaches.
    BTW they should make it where if you shake it really hard the characters slide about like in an old StarTrek TOS episode.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:55 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see how you could possibly be able to appreciate any jiggle if you're already shaking the handheld.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:18 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    not to mention the added headache from the 3D.

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    Comment by Hox
    10:25 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Many of us are eagerly awaiting interactive 3D porn, but this isn't it. It's not even close.

    I prefer to keep my entertainment and my porn separate. I'm a bit annoyed when my entertainment is a cock tease.

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    Comment by alidan
    10:31 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i would rather be entertained by my porn

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    Comment by Hox
    10:47 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not me: I will gladly watch anime, movies, or play games for hours at a time for entertainment. If I watch porn for hours at a time, I think that's a problem. I don;t need to be more jaded than I already am.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:35 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    not me either.. i mean is it wrong to want to look at hot girls without having to see them wrapped up in alien tentacles or being rammed by an arm sized cock thats on a guy that isnt me? not that those arent great sometimes, but i like the tease of dreaming what it looks like behind the curtain, too

    also the boobs are just a godly bonus, you get a fullfledged quality fighter too, remember

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    Comment by alidan
    17:48 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol, there are days i wake up and all i do is look at porn. granted its manga mostly, and a literal fuck ton of jpegs, pngs, gifs, and bmps.

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    Comment by PrinceHeir
    10:24 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    one of the coolest features of the dualshock :) though it drains your battery faster at least u get to set those bouncy wouncy :)

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    Comment by Keigami
    10:23 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    3DS is my waifu

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    Comment by Imyou
    10:42 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No PSP version... no PS3 version... but they put it on the next DS? I hate you, Tecmo. I expected better once Itagaki and his grudge against Sony had left the company.

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    Comment by SpideyPHL
    13:25 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, this is a garbage fighting game series anyway. Nowadays games like Soul Calibur and Tekken have pretty similar amounts of fanservice, and have the bonus of not sucking as fighting games. I think they're overstating the HD console thing, as well, since DoA has never looked particularly good by HD standards, compared to any other 3D fighting game I can think of.

    I'm with an earlier commenter, though, I'm all for fanservice, but something like DoA that's porn without the payoff is fairly useless to me. Other games have fanservice as a bonus, but this series has it as the focus but with a distinct lack of anything, even nipples, which is a waste of my money.

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    Comment by alidan
    17:57 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    first of all, doa was almost a fuckin launch title for the 360, and by launch titles go it looked better than most.

    Itagaki i believe stated that he went for whatever had the better hardware, dreamcast (doa) -> ps2 (doa2) -> xbox (doa3 and ninja) -> 360 (doa4 and ninja2)
    and here is the thing, ps3 is a bitch to program for while only being marginally better graphics wise. and before killzone is mentioned, the team has stated, i believe it was this one at least, that they could move it to the 360. if ps3 can play it so can the 360.

    so why make it for ps3 first if it would hold up development time because its a bitch to program for?

    and if team ninja kept the same mentality the best hardware the 3ds looks better than the psp and is in 3d. even if it isnt the best looking hardware, it still has new tech and is the best in its field.

    sony fucks themselves by making the consoles hard as hell to program on, and never listening to there fanbace.

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    Comment by Imyou
    05:27 03/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a week late, but thanks for defending DoA there. I've mostly given up trying because fanboys are fanboys and stick by their guns regardless. I like a fireball and magic fighter as much as the next guy, but I find DoA really refreshing in that it uses... martial arts... and can actually reverse attacks instead of just countering or blocking with your forearm. With a little practice you can do vastly more than most bother to, and at least in the case of DoA 2, I played the hell out of that for years with my frineds, and even 5-6 years in, we'd see new moves from time to time when we got into odd positions. It's fast and responsive, doesn't suffer collision detection problems beyond the random inability to throw that's common in many games (I'll just grab right through you a few times and... oh, now I'm being thrown? That's nice... if we both do it, it's supposed to counter!) Generally though, it's a polished, responsive, well balanced fighter series. It's not even that badly simplified just for having two attack buttons instead of six (which is overkill!)

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    Comment by alidan
    19:18 27/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hay, if you are still here can you explain the difference between a tournament fighter and a non tournament fighter? i keep forgetting the difference.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:51 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    fighting game fanboys? guess what, im also a fighting game fan. ive played them all as far back as yie ar kung fu. i say doa is just as quality as the other top 3d fighters today (though i like to say there is something worthwhile in even every obscure fighter ive played, even castlevania judgement). i even find myself hoping other fighters that i like more, like sc, had some features from doa, like the expansive stages (which tekken 4 attempted but didnt match doa in).

    people love fighters for various reasons, but i wish more peopke would understand that other people may like a different fighter for similar reasons that you might like a different fighter for. not everyone who likes doa are just using it for virtual gravure photoshoots. hell i know a lot of girls that like doa, even the xbv games

    doa is porn without payoff? sir, all you are doing is ignorantly slapping true doa fans in the face

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    Comment by gaianas
    10:23 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interesting O_o

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    Comment by Kron
    10:11 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    doesn't 3D go off if you tilt the console by a bit?

    3D boobs or jiggling boobs........man, so hard to decide.

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    Comment by alidan
    10:30 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    its enough of a window that jiggling does not effect the screen.

    i have dealt with this kind of tech in the past, there is no way Nintendo needs a perfect viewing angle to get 3d to work, its probably a 10 degree, up to 20 that you need to see it to get it to work.

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    Comment by EyE
    09:21 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    looks like there's a vibrator inside there.

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    Comment by reperbone
    09:20 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a DOA game on a nintendo console is that a first?

    *starts saving for a 3DS*

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    Comment by makkun
    13:44 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Me too. *prepares a piggy bank*

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    09:18 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jiggle Wars;
    PS3 vs DS

    This is gonna be so close...

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    Comment by Yuki
    15:17 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whichever jiggles most wins. >:3

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    12:33 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I look forward to more gameplay features like this from the 3DS

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    Comment by dreadx6
    10:58 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmao yea i would be but the 3D jiggle pwn normal jiggle xD

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    Comment by makkun
    13:42 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But wait, i'm thinking of something else.
    How about HD jiggle vs 3D jiggle??
    Which one will win this??

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:13 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    bless tecmo. if ever there was an ultimate use for the term, 'cherry on top', they think of it, only to exceed themselves later!

    i think people should look at it like 'fuck, we dont need sex to sell our awesome games, we just thought youd appreciate it.

    and hey, cmon, admit it guys, itagakis games are full of critical acclaim , whither you like them or not

    and funny, i thought the sex would decrease now that itagaki left! i cant wait to see what else tecmo is doing new with his games. looks like theyre playing it safe for now and just porting his games, spreading the love, with extra cherries

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    Comment by KafukaChanDesu
    09:36 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's going to be hard using one hand to play the DS...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:46 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Less stability = more jiggly

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    Comment by alidan
    10:27 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    one hand used the d or analogue thing, your penis can than trouble as a styleis.

    Comment by loli_freakshow
    09:36 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    THAT'S IT, I'M BUYING ONE !

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    Comment by octoberasian
    10:01 25/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So... breast jiggle + 3D breasts = win!

    Oh god, the possibilities.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:03 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but how you gonna see it? it says you gotta jiggle the 3DS how can you enjoy the boing boing while your shaking the god damned screen?

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    Comment by carn
    14:39 26/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mount the screen on your head

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:16 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you can adjust the 3d or turn the effect off even




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