Top 10 Anime Brides – K-ON! Dominates Angel Beats!
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jun 24, 2010 17:19 JST
- Tags: Angel Beats!, Comparison, K-ON!, Moe, Otaku, Rankings
A ranking of the top anime wives proves once again that the moeblob elite of K-ON! still retain their traditional sway over the hearts of all ronery otaku.
The ranking, based on an online survey:
1. Akiyama Mio (K-ON!)
2. Hirasawa Yui (K-ON!)
3. Nakano Azusa (K-ON!)
4. Katsura Hinagiku (Hayate no Gotoku)
5. Tenshi (Angel Beats)
7. Misaka Mikoto (To Aru…)
8. Hirasawa Ui (K-ON!)
9. Tainaka Ritsu (K-ON!)
10. Asuka (Evangelion)
It appears moeblobs dominate this ranking harder than ever, with prime contender Angel Beats hardly present and even tsundere wives barely registering.
See also the accompanying husband ranking.









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How come everyone dislikes Tsumugi? Even that butt-ugly Ritsu beat her. No offense to anyone that likes her.
This is blasphemy!!
The only other character whose love of mine could rival Asuka's is Tenshi. Yet, neither of them were that high on the list!
Utter blasphemy!
Oh Brides. I thought the article was about the ratings of shows ahaha.
Poor Ritsu. You will always be my number 1. :3 I am surprised that Nami is on that list and Rei isn't.
Lolis are really dominated
All those girls are shit except for Asuka.
Seconded.
Lol Evangelion fanboy
K-ON! Rules the roost .
Proof of NEETs and weeabooism..
The real surprise is that Yui is above Azu-nyan
The fact that the people voting for this placed a character from One Piece in the top 10 makes the whole list completely moot.
The hell!??
Angel Beats will reclaim first place again! Especially against garbage!
The Angel Beats girls would have too much baggage. We'd be in couples therapy in no time.
I'll take Mio, thanks.
There's plenty of functional girls outside of K-on not necessarily in Angel Beats.
Anyone else out there despise Yui?
Yui - Future Darwin award winner.
This means I can has Horo~?
K-On is moe shitty animu
they even doesnt moe at all
>_>
yeah, the one with the hairband even looks a bit ugly (poor choice of hairstyle and facial expressions)
How did Name even make it on the list...?
Hinagiku and Nami FTW!!!
No Erza or Yoko? What's wrong with people these days
butt hurt fans,those girls are better than your girl
butt hurt fans suck it up
the only good wife there is Mio-chan!
who would want Yui, a girl that can get raped anywhere she go...
Indeed - If Mio is my first wife, Azunyan would be my second wife ....
Three cheers for polygamy
Uii...
Poor Mugi, she's the only HTT member who didn't make it on the list. And why are Nagato and Rei of Evangelion not on the list?
Btw, gotta love Seita and his artworks. I didn't know that there was some actual yurilicious raep happened during their Kyoto trip.
I think its the Nagato stuff finally settled down and was forgotten...fuck it was overbearing. I like Nagato too, but the fanboys went overboard with it.
K-On! all the way to the top again. :3
Oh....Ritsu > Asuka.....Now thats really cool.
Ritsu is overrated.
did Mio get to the top spot just cos recently, they've been attempting to put cute faces on her? Don't believe? watch the latest episode, and read the latest manga, notice they've been giving her kawaii faces?
Uh, what do you mean 'recently'? She's always been hailed as the most moe of the bunch by the otaku (or at least in a close draw with Yui)
Ritsu should have been higher up the list along with Ayanami Rei and Asuka.
It will never cease being hilarious to me that otaku constantly whinge and whine about 3D women 'stealing all their money', and then so many of them want Nami as their wife.
Oh Asuka still there :P
same feeling ,bro
XD
The hell? No Mugi?
A. Cute
B. Bit of a Perv
C. Fucking rich!!!!
Okatu... Thank god they will never get laid. We don't have to worry about them passing on those defective genes.
The Okatu... *shivers*... a fearsome bunch.
Yui with a bra on her head as cat ears = EPIC CUTE! <3
Oh snap, thats an awesome idea for some new H-pics of the K-ON cast. Yui with a bra on her head as cat ears....yumm!
If I'm not mistaken, I believe Ritsu and Yui have just stripped poor Mio of her lingerie while Mugi records the whole process for her private ero-yuri videos. :)
NO MUGI?!?
>:U
What a pile of Bull ... Where the hell is Sonohara Anri?
Who?
One underrated badass megane chick..
I would have to agree. One of the most underrated characters as of late.
the moeblob wins again unfortunatly
Hey, if it makes you feel good whenever you look at moe~ anime girls, why deny and ignore the feeling..? I say embrace it fully and bask in the warmth that only cute anime girls can give...
I used to think they were generic and hated them, but after looking at Yui's face, all the hatred just suddenly turned into a raging boner...
K-ON! will forever be one of the few things that actually managed to snap me out of my "Guro Fap Fap Frenzy" whenever I get pissed off/full of bloodlust and decide to violently wank off to dead/dying anime girls...
And that, in itself...Is beyond MOE~
Anyway, let's all look at some delishush K-ON! waki to celebrate this~
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=waki+K-ON!
So let me get this straight?
You either get turned on by blood, guts and gore or boring, vapid girls. There's some sort of clever comment one could make there...
I get turned on by a hell of a lot of things, friend...
You wouldn't understand unless your a Hentai Archivist/Connoisseur who faps to the different genres and sub-genres Hentai has to offer...
Like a bloody buffet of Moe~ and the occasional shota cock...
A 'clever' comment? Trying to appeal to the majority's tastes is clever? Or trying to avoid negreps? How enlightening.
Who cares about negreps or appealing to the majority? Its all about dissing others.
Anyway, you like guro?
Its just two people, so it might be a coincidence... but if not I didn't know it was that popular.
I'm worried..
Not that you necessarily like guro.
and I guess while I'm being nice on Sankaku I might as well specify that I haven't watched enough K-on (half an episode and some MADs) to really say they're vapid... just boring.
The sad thing is I find his raging boner from looking at Yui's face sadder than his attraction to Guro.
We all have needs...Guro ain't the only thing giving me euphoria...
I also love loli, shota, Toddlercon, MILFs, Yuri, Yaoi, all the sub-genres that go under them and a hell of a lot of anime girl armpits (Touhou included)...
Oh right.... some sorta joke about the K-on girls (working) in a office massacre would've been nice.
Though as a person I am while partially tolerant of such artistic tastes shocked, and somewhat saddened by the fact that somehow I'm more ok with guro than moeblob...
I mean, seriously??!?!?? What's so bad about moeblob I dislike it more than guro?
Well, actually I am more repulsed by guro, but something about moeblobs trigger an instant hatred in me.
I guess a close dislike is worse than a more founded distant dislike.
Wait... armpits? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I take it back Sir, I do not tolerate or respect, not at all!!!
(JK. But Lol, yah... wow.)
Hey, thanks for being nice... I'm not really judging you (you're not hurting anyone and your taste is your taste), I'm just being an ass because its expected here on Sankaku. Aren't you supposed to criticise me for being a conformist nazi or something?
Haha! I guess I'm just upset I didn't get an angry reply in return to my flame.
nope, K-On was too overrated actually. Working!! have moe too, and they are much much much cuter than K-On casts.
Yui and Ritsu are good, but Azusa's moeblob is pissing me off. K-On moe lovers need to move on
The only cute Working!! character is Yamada.
The other girls are shit
Holy mother fucker, now I'm so happy my only fetish is that of short haired girls.
Anyway, tsundere still wins. I mean, it is enough to look at the name of the fad - moeblob.
The only thing that rings the bell is the pink loogie that had been eating everyone in its range in a movies I watched as a kid.
And now the moeblob ate most of otakus and non-specific anime watchers. Fuck, I was right to be afraid of the pink jelly.