Top 10 Anime Brides – K-ON! Dominates Angel Beats!
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jun 24, 2010 17:19 JST
- Tags: Angel Beats!, Comparison, K-ON!, Moe, Otaku, Rankings
A ranking of the top anime wives proves once again that the moeblob elite of K-ON! still retain their traditional sway over the hearts of all ronery otaku.
The ranking, based on an online survey:
1. Akiyama Mio (K-ON!)
2. Hirasawa Yui (K-ON!)
3. Nakano Azusa (K-ON!)
4. Katsura Hinagiku (Hayate no Gotoku)
5. Tenshi (Angel Beats)
7. Misaka Mikoto (To Aru…)
8. Hirasawa Ui (K-ON!)
9. Tainaka Ritsu (K-ON!)
10. Asuka (Evangelion)
It appears moeblobs dominate this ranking harder than ever, with prime contender Angel Beats hardly present and even tsundere wives barely registering.
See also the accompanying husband ranking.









Gaisensha at Kashihara Shrine: “Itasha for Crazy Nationalists”
Racing Miku Nendoroid Set
Top 10 Cutest Things Guys Do On Dates
Hirasawa Ui Tiny Bikini Figure
Zero no Tsukaima F Yuri Skinship Anime
Yozora Mikazuki & Sena Kashiwazaki Figures
To Love-Ru Darkness Totally Tentacular
Ano Hana Naruko Anjo Anal Dress Figure
Top 10 Most Followed Seiyuu
Wonder Festival 2012 Winter Wondrous As Ever
Ciel nosurge: “Your Date With Ion = $170″
Nisemonogatari – “Where Did All The Ero Go!?”
Police Hunt Ushijima for “Public Indecency”
Cops Bust Cop in Nude BDSM Club Raid
K-ON! “Causes Keionbu Girl Band Boom”
Vippers vs Vankers: 2ch Targets “Korean Propaganda”
Overflow Delays “Final” Game: “We Are Not Going Bankrupt!”
Ritsu Topless Manga Time – “She Has Boobs After All!”
Top 10 Most Boring Anime of Winter 2012
Behold: The ONACOUNTER
Lenfried Sakuya Anal Tail Ero-Cosplay
Wonder Festival 2012 Winter Cosplay
“Post The Highest Level Cosplay Ever!”
“Share The Cutest Cosplay Ever”
“Dolls vs Figures – Which is Best?”
“Why Do Girls Always Have Such Cute Rooms!?”
Ranka Lee Wedding Dress Cosplay by Tomia
Shoko-tan’s Madoka & Ika-chan Cosplay “Excessively Cute”
Guilty Crown Yuzuriha Inori Cosplay by Sasa
IdolMaster G4U: “Who Needs 3D Idols Now?”
How come everyone dislikes Tsumugi? Even that butt-ugly Ritsu beat her. No offense to anyone that likes her.
This is blasphemy!!
The only other character whose love of mine could rival Asuka's is Tenshi. Yet, neither of them were that high on the list!
Utter blasphemy!
Oh Brides. I thought the article was about the ratings of shows ahaha.
Poor Ritsu. You will always be my number 1. :3 I am surprised that Nami is on that list and Rei isn't.
Lolis are really dominated
All those girls are shit except for Asuka.
Seconded.
Lol Evangelion fanboy
K-ON! Rules the roost .
Proof of NEETs and weeabooism..
The real surprise is that Yui is above Azu-nyan
The fact that the people voting for this placed a character from One Piece in the top 10 makes the whole list completely moot.
The hell!??
Angel Beats will reclaim first place again! Especially against garbage!
The Angel Beats girls would have too much baggage. We'd be in couples therapy in no time.
I'll take Mio, thanks.
There's plenty of functional girls outside of K-on not necessarily in Angel Beats.
Anyone else out there despise Yui?
Yui - Future Darwin award winner.
This means I can has Horo~?
K-On is moe shitty animu
they even doesnt moe at all
>_>
yeah, the one with the hairband even looks a bit ugly (poor choice of hairstyle and facial expressions)
How did Name even make it on the list...?
Hinagiku and Nami FTW!!!
No Erza or Yoko? What's wrong with people these days
butt hurt fans,those girls are better than your girl
butt hurt fans suck it up
the only good wife there is Mio-chan!
who would want Yui, a girl that can get raped anywhere she go...
Indeed - If Mio is my first wife, Azunyan would be my second wife ....
Three cheers for polygamy
Uii...
Poor Mugi, she's the only HTT member who didn't make it on the list. And why are Nagato and Rei of Evangelion not on the list?
Btw, gotta love Seita and his artworks. I didn't know that there was some actual yurilicious raep happened during their Kyoto trip.
I think its the Nagato stuff finally settled down and was forgotten...fuck it was overbearing. I like Nagato too, but the fanboys went overboard with it.
K-On! all the way to the top again. :3
Oh....Ritsu > Asuka.....Now thats really cool.
Ritsu is overrated.
did Mio get to the top spot just cos recently, they've been attempting to put cute faces on her? Don't believe? watch the latest episode, and read the latest manga, notice they've been giving her kawaii faces?
Uh, what do you mean 'recently'? She's always been hailed as the most moe of the bunch by the otaku (or at least in a close draw with Yui)
Ritsu should have been higher up the list along with Ayanami Rei and Asuka.
It will never cease being hilarious to me that otaku constantly whinge and whine about 3D women 'stealing all their money', and then so many of them want Nami as their wife.
Oh Asuka still there :P
same feeling ,bro
XD
The hell? No Mugi?
A. Cute
B. Bit of a Perv
C. Fucking rich!!!!
Okatu... Thank god they will never get laid. We don't have to worry about them passing on those defective genes.
The Okatu... *shivers*... a fearsome bunch.
Yui with a bra on her head as cat ears = EPIC CUTE! <3
Oh snap, thats an awesome idea for some new H-pics of the K-ON cast. Yui with a bra on her head as cat ears....yumm!
If I'm not mistaken, I believe Ritsu and Yui have just stripped poor Mio of her lingerie while Mugi records the whole process for her private ero-yuri videos. :)
NO MUGI?!?
>:U
What a pile of Bull ... Where the hell is Sonohara Anri?
Who?
One underrated badass megane chick..
I would have to agree. One of the most underrated characters as of late.
the moeblob wins again unfortunatly
Hey, if it makes you feel good whenever you look at moe~ anime girls, why deny and ignore the feeling..? I say embrace it fully and bask in the warmth that only cute anime girls can give...
I used to think they were generic and hated them, but after looking at Yui's face, all the hatred just suddenly turned into a raging boner...
K-ON! will forever be one of the few things that actually managed to snap me out of my "Guro Fap Fap Frenzy" whenever I get pissed off/full of bloodlust and decide to violently wank off to dead/dying anime girls...
And that, in itself...Is beyond MOE~
Anyway, let's all look at some delishush K-ON! waki to celebrate this~
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=waki+K-ON!
So let me get this straight?
You either get turned on by blood, guts and gore or boring, vapid girls. There's some sort of clever comment one could make there...
I get turned on by a hell of a lot of things, friend...
You wouldn't understand unless your a Hentai Archivist/Connoisseur who faps to the different genres and sub-genres Hentai has to offer...
Like a bloody buffet of Moe~ and the occasional shota cock...
A 'clever' comment? Trying to appeal to the majority's tastes is clever? Or trying to avoid negreps? How enlightening.
Who cares about negreps or appealing to the majority? Its all about dissing others.
Anyway, you like guro?
Its just two people, so it might be a coincidence... but if not I didn't know it was that popular.
I'm worried..
Not that you necessarily like guro.
and I guess while I'm being nice on Sankaku I might as well specify that I haven't watched enough K-on (half an episode and some MADs) to really say they're vapid... just boring.
The sad thing is I find his raging boner from looking at Yui's face sadder than his attraction to Guro.
We all have needs...Guro ain't the only thing giving me euphoria...
I also love loli, shota, Toddlercon, MILFs, Yuri, Yaoi, all the sub-genres that go under them and a hell of a lot of anime girl armpits (Touhou included)...
Oh right.... some sorta joke about the K-on girls (working) in a office massacre would've been nice.
Though as a person I am while partially tolerant of such artistic tastes shocked, and somewhat saddened by the fact that somehow I'm more ok with guro than moeblob...
I mean, seriously??!?!?? What's so bad about moeblob I dislike it more than guro?
Well, actually I am more repulsed by guro, but something about moeblobs trigger an instant hatred in me.
I guess a close dislike is worse than a more founded distant dislike.
Wait... armpits? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I take it back Sir, I do not tolerate or respect, not at all!!!
(JK. But Lol, yah... wow.)
Hey, thanks for being nice... I'm not really judging you (you're not hurting anyone and your taste is your taste), I'm just being an ass because its expected here on Sankaku. Aren't you supposed to criticise me for being a conformist nazi or something?
Haha! I guess I'm just upset I didn't get an angry reply in return to my flame.
nope, K-On was too overrated actually. Working!! have moe too, and they are much much much cuter than K-On casts.
Yui and Ritsu are good, but Azusa's moeblob is pissing me off. K-On moe lovers need to move on
The only cute Working!! character is Yamada.
The other girls are shit
Holy mother fucker, now I'm so happy my only fetish is that of short haired girls.
Anyway, tsundere still wins. I mean, it is enough to look at the name of the fad - moeblob.
The only thing that rings the bell is the pink loogie that had been eating everyone in its range in a movies I watched as a kid.
And now the moeblob ate most of otakus and non-specific anime watchers. Fuck, I was right to be afraid of the pink jelly.
Kana Minami imo :(
no Aki Izayoi? Mari Makinami? looks like K-ON! dominated the charts.
Taek dat, Angel Beats
fag
I'm also disappointed on the absence of the heroines of Working!!..
Hell, I'd take Yamada over almost half of these Top Tens.
So true. Yamada is awesome.
Woot.. Funny thing I was also putting my support on Yamada of B Gata H Kei along with Yamada of Working!!.
Otaku men....when will they ever learn.
noone will ever love them.
Their sexbots will. Somewhere between 7 to 12 years, you'll be able to buy your own little android sexbot wife. And the processors for those will just get more powerful and cheaper.
The first will be limited functionality, but by 20 years from now, they'll be smarter than humans, and otaku will be chasing after the top robot/android sexy wife.
She'll never betray you--- unless she gets a virus. Will be totally what they want, and not even care about him spending money--- as long as her monthly payment is made for those that can't buy outright.
And in 15-20 years from now, they'll be a lot cheaper than a 3-D woman.
Will humanity die out? At least, it'll make a good plot for an anime.
And angel beats DOMINATES k-on in ratings.
I'll take that "win" over this one..
How do people still watch...
Who cares, K-ON will beat Angel Beats in Blu-ray and DVD sales anyways
Okay, cool.
BUT WHERE THE HELL US MUGI-CHAN?! >:(
People will fight to the death to get a wife like ginagiku if she's out there on the person.
You're right... if she stays a 2D-beauty. If not - forget it. Most of her fans would still prefer her 2D version. And no fighting to the death would ensue.
I got to admit, though... I have no idea who this ginagiku is.
At least their parents love them enough to house them.
Apparently being boring awards a lot of "waifu" points.
Seriously! Why do they all want to marry helpless submissives?
How about a wife who is intelligent, good in school, probably going to get a good job, athletic and healthy, and knows how to cook.
#1 Bride: Senjougahara Hitagi - Bakemonogatari
#2 Bride: Tsukamoto Yakumo - School Rumble
#3 Bride: Asakura Ryouko - Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
#4 Bride: Miyazawa Yukino - Kare Kano
Please help me finish this list with other talented intelligent, capable young women
Katsura Hinagiku is no 1 in this category,and shes in the list.and shes mine
-Izu Taisa
Nagato Yuki!
but at least I agree with Tenshi (Kanade) up there.
Sheryl Nome is absolutely my #1. Caring, beautiful hearth, an strong personality.
I/m sold
Mio's capable! It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
The ladies in Durarara and Naruto Shippuden tend to be pretty capable, if you don't mind the occult powers, that is. Deepthroat from Celty Sturlson might be an interesting experience.
Hirasawa Yui would be a lot of trouble to live with. I mean, she needs to be taken care of almost constantly.
Unless she comes in a batch with Ui - that would make a good choice.
Now, Ui is the sort of person i'd gladly live with.
Asuka and Nami would be so ANNOYING to live with... srsly poor taste
It lowers their suspension of disbelief.
It's easy to gt along with boring women. They don't ask for, expect or do much. Just like most of the males that participate in these polls.
Spoiler: No one will ever love you as well.
K-ON Again? Honestly, I'm starting to get a little tired of it.
me too... man, there's alot of other anime features moe characters
Didn't Angel Beats dominate over what ever the last poll was? It's like it's back and forth, no one can make up their mind.
And I'm extremely shocked to see anyone from One Piece on this list, least of all above Asuka and Misaka!
And thumbs down for no Mugi, she's on top of my list! She'll always be in my heart!
and as if there isn't enough K-ON already, they put Hirasawa Yui and Hirasawa Ui in the ranking!
YES!! Our K-on!!
YES!! Our Mio!!
(Thanks the Mio Fanclub for constantly voting her)
Boo... Yui > Mio!!!
oh dear... they're dividing...
I wonder why your comment got rated down so much.. It doesn't make any sense :/
the Mio Empire is stronger than the Yui Kingdom... and now that I am no longer being nice I might as well go on to say I'd rather they both be cleansed in nuclear fire...
- cwDeici