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i really really, REALLY hate the ESRB there the reason i have people questioning me each time i play an adult rated game with a soccer mom around i mean seriously whats the harm in a little nudity(or a lot) in games these days? have our " strict morral standards " gone to far ( betyou the feds be fappin to some " illigal contraband" right now
I'm more interested in the hypothetical Natal and 3D DOA new gravure game.
Dokimajo + 3DS = WIN
Flat screen is for flat chest.
Keep it flat and not 3DPD.
Nothing good will ever happen, and some of you say homebrew. Can you point out any homebrew that is above average? All homebrew games are awful, and the rest are apps. If they made good games, someone might have published them. Most homebrew is useless and doesn't work that well, or crashes frequently. Besides eroge companies suck at optimizing there software for the chosen hardware, unless it's flash....
Something might have happened with Half Elf Tentacle Assault if they didn't advertise the R4. Sorry guys, stick to your PC.
Knowing how difficult is to learn game programming and making homebrew (specially emulators) for a console not designed to allow non-signed development, many people can kill you for saying such a thing.
It's true... titties do make everything better!
With such games it would need to be waterproof :) (or other fluids proof)
One question, Artefact, I recognise Kaisenn's art style on the illustration. It's really Kaisenn the one who did it? Just wondering...
No - I don't have the artist to hand unfortunately, but you aren't missing anything as I recall.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=83137
So s/he's the one? Thanks, anon ;)
By the way, Artefact's comment is "Whimsical", my avatar is from "Orange Road"...
Hmmm, delicious coincidence...
If I recall, I'm not sure sure that's how the 3DS's 3d system works. I think what it does is make it look like the screen's a window to the world of video games...
I'll be sold if a portable version of Illusion's H Games get made. :P
555+
Nintendo is known for shattering norms. Maybe we are forgetting the case of the SNES and Mortal Kombat.
That does not make any sense, wasn't Nintendo the Mortal Combat with green blood anyway?
Eat this, NGP...
Love+++3DS, please :D
I hope the handheld comes with some laminated protection for the 3D paizuri game.
IF NINTENDO WON'T MAKE AN EROGE GAME IN 3DS THEN FUCK THIS FEATURE!
Erotic possibility from NINTENDO? Hehe, yeah right...
anyone knows what that pic is in j-list where naruto licks tsunade's armpit?
Try clicking on it?
Hell Yeah, I've always wanted to stuff my head in 2d boobs, now I can do it on the go as well.
If anime tits look that good, I wonder what shota penis and scrotum would look like...Or even some Loli-futa's penis sticking out and dribbling pre-cum...
*licks lips*
Ah, yes...I'd love to read some shota/straight-shota/loli-futa doujins with 3DS technology implemented in Hentai "Motion Comics"...
I'm guessing the two people who gave me a negative aren't into loli-futa/shota/straight-shota or ever downloaded some Hentai "Motion Comics" before...
loli futa on male
that shit is rare.
too bad this is never going to happen....wish it did...
All you need is a giant 3DS with the top screen empty, and a hooker.
"It will never happen" is true in the same way as "640KB of RAM should be enough for everyone".
Don't ruin the fantasy... i will immediately put my face on the screen if that happens
Here's what I'd like for "3D" when it gets advanced enough...
A re-do of a "Transitory Tech" period most of you probably weren't born in and I almost missed myself; The transition from "Pinball" to "Digital". I caught the trail end of it as a "Munchkin" cause I lived in a remote area that got the "Detritus" the big cities no longer liked.
There used to be a lot of "Coin-Op" that had other physical actions than the cliche ball and flippers.
For instance, one neat one (always in existence in some form) had a crane in an auto-wrecking dump type environment and the prizes were these tiny pre-hotwheels die-cast cars! The "Crane Game" is a survivor of this era.
Also the light gun "Shooters" came from here originally, though digital technology outpaced them.
And what I'm nostalgic for are the "Odd" ones, for instance there was a "Trucker" game that had an honest for goodness toy truck on a frosted glass surface. When the coin dropped a series of lights would cycle and you'd try to keep the truck on the road as the road beneath it changed, projected by lights beneath the playfield. What was cool was it was all relays and stuff, no ICs... This is one of those things that I'm going to hunt down some day and fix up for fun.
So, with a couple iterations of 3D technology and the computers that run it, if a realistic 3D playfield becomes feasible and I mean easy to program and can handle many objects and reasonable physics without slowdown, well I'd like to see a lot of these "Old School and Weird" games come into play. Metal balls on fiberglass molded playfields hitting toy dinosaurs with incandescent lights flashing. Virtual Real for garish fake real. Giant setups that the original designers could have only dreamed about due to the cost of mass manufacture and all the moving parts to break/malfunction/calibrate... I don't think they'll dominate the field or anything. Prolly I'll program some of them.
...not that kind of 3D - it's just added depth perception...
Technically it's the same, though. Your eyes see two different images and in your brains they become one, giving it pretty much the same effect as a real-life scenery, albeit a lower-quality one for now.
Naw it's simple extrapolation of the move from 2d graphics to polygons.
Explained by sir Anon below me, I just want to point out the concept is called "Stereoscopy"
That's not gonna happen, sadly enough.
CERO and ESRB own the console front, and nothing beyond panchira and softcore oppai will ever show up.
All the good eroges are still gonna be churned out for the PC. So we need 3DS technology on PC screens for this purpose.
It'll be hacked before it's even out...
Like the Game Boy Advance?
go look up 'homebrew' in google
Love+ 3D?
More failed marriages.
@Ghost Dog
You say that like it's a bad thing.
@Ghost Dog
Can you complain? It means less competition.
They had to fight to even get that shin megami game on there..
Yeah, don't get your hopes up, and don't expect the 3-d to be all that "great" either..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIS6_tyz7_k
That is what I got.
Lame but promising.
Reply'd for truth.
Best selling point!
DO Want!
euh.. illegal download?
I think the majority of japan would be satisfied with the possibility of a 3D Nene (for a little while anyway)
hahahaha, nice
Homebrew maybe.
one of the first things to be made after the people hack it.
Disturbing...
But hey at least it ain't a 3D Cock pointed at you.
futa, god i would love to see it, at least for the comical value of its a 3d penis sticking out at you.
and i want to see the 3d moneyshot at you too
at the least terrorizing the populace by walking the street and placing the console at someone's face.
They'll start to think its a replay of "the ring"...and I don't mean a prince albert.
Oh god, I can see the exact situation that will occur.
*********************
Today, I have accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing. Other than wasting hours browsing the internet, I haven't done a single thing.
"This sucks," I mumbled to myself.
Why do I continue to do nothing? I'm just wasting my life away here! I need to go out and do something. Or maybe create something.
"OH!"
That novel idea I've been putting off due to procrastination! That's what I can do! God damn I'm such a genius. Today is the day I make something out of myself and not be a waste of human flesh!
*BRING BRING*
"Oh, my cellphone."
I flipped open my phone.
"Hello?"
"Dude!" my friend said over the line, "There's this new game for the Nintendo 3DS you need to check out."
"Like what?"
"A gal-game. It's homebrew and free. I'll email you the file. Fucking h-Scenes man! 3D H-scenes!"
"Send it," I demanded.
Within a minute, the file was resting in my inbox. I quickly downloaded it and uploaded it to my 3DS.
The title: UNTITLED. You'd think they at least name it something interesting or straight to the point like "One 3D" or "Family Project 3D". Whatever, as long as the product is good I don't mind.
When the game started up, it went straight to a porn scene.
"So it's a technical demo for what a 3D gal game could look like? I'm liking it."
The girl desplayed on the screen was quite the hottie. Long wavy blonde hair that nearly touched the ground, smooth skin, rather big tits, and a voice that can melt anyone's heart.
I don't know, Hiroshi-kun. What if your parents come home early?
Don't worry. I promise they won't be back until tonight.
If you say so.
"Oho," I muttered with a giant smile on my face.
Ritsuko and Hiroshi began to make out on the screen. I was already getting aroused. Ritsuko is fucking hot! Man, what I'd do to switch places with Hiroshi.
H-Hiroshi-kun?
Hm? What is it?
Can I. . .
"Go on."
I-I want to suck your dick.
I couldn't help but chuckle to myself.
"Jesus Christ, this is the most retarded dialogue I've read in awhile. But whatever, dialogue in fap material doesn't matter."
Okay.
Ritsuko began to unzip Hiroshi's pants. Slowly, she began to pull down his pants and boxers, revealing his dick. Hiroshi's dick then shot out of the 3DS's screen.
". . ."
I was annoyed a little about the 3D cock, but that didn't matter, because it was only a matter of time until Ritsuko's double D's would be bouncing out of the screen.
Several minutes pass as I watch Ritsuko give Hiroshi head.
I-I'm gonna cum!
Ritsuko took her mouth off of Hiroshi's dick, and seconds later, a stream of sperm shot out of his towering dick that stuck out of the 3DS's screen.
"Okay, I didn't really want to see that. Hurry the fuck up and fuck Ritsuko!"
Let's go all the way today.
Mm.
Oh, here it is. The moment I've been waiting for. Bouncing jubblies out of a hand held! 3D isn't such a gimmick after all!
But before we do it, I have to tell you something.
"Hm?" I wondered aloud.
What is it.
The camera, now panning out, was giving me a full view of her. Ritsuko slowly began to start stripping, removing her clothing piece by piece, starting with her thigh high socks, then to her panties, and then her coat.
The truth is . . .
The camera was now positioned behind Ritsuko as she unbuttoned her shirt. It then zoomed in to the back of her bra, where her thin fingers unsecured it.
The truth is . . .
The camera panned down her cute face, slowly moving down to her . . .
"God dammit!" I cursed.
The truth is I'm a boy. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
The camera zoomed in on his chest. It was like looking at a piece of plywood. The camera zoomed out, showing Ritsuko holding his padded bra, dropping it onto the ground.
I don't care! I love you anyway!
Oh, Hiroshi-kun!
I flipped the switch off on my 3DS and tossed it onto my bed. I started twirling a pen in my hand, scrolling through Sankaku Complex for some interesting news.
"I should really do something productive today," I mumbled to myself.
*******************
That was an epic read. Seriously. If only snkaku writers have half your talent...
"Bad end" :p , better luck next time... lol
that is the story of my life, except i would have kept playing
wow
I may make a collection of this guys's stories and do something unspeakable.
Just kidding!
masterpiece story
kind of treading the line to guro in some sense
Guess we'll need to wait another 10-20 years for something like that...
Maybe (most definitively) not a game, but taking 3D pictures of girls with the camera its gonna be awesome.
Someone could take pictures of his girlfriend and then upload them to Internet, then we just download them to a SD Card and we start to wath them in our 3DS's.
And if one crazy enough can make a program to transform 2D anime girls pictures into a format for the 3DS, that can include the 3D effect in ther breast, its gonna be the best thing to get the next year.
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Ok, now I need to cool down my brain, I used to much of my imagination.
What happened about the 2D>3D rule? Didn't lolies invaded the world sometime ago?
new rule: 3D > 3D
3D = 3D
2D > 3D
2D ≠ 3D
You choose
b3DwbS
This 3D craze is rediculous. It's gonna destroy peoples vision. New 3D tech is amazing, but it forces your eyes to focus improperly. Just like milk, one day it will be unsafe.
LOL I kinda of saw this coming with 3D gaming and TV...
The 3DS can take 3D photos and anons can share then online ^^
This is all well and good but just like in a 3D cinema you'll try to reach out and grab it which will only make you disappointed
it would be funny if sadako suddenly appears at your 3DS XD
Based on the specs, it sounded like it would have the ability to take stereographic photographs, so having firmware for connecting to a network and viewing and downloading other stereographic images seems entirely natural.
I don't see how Nintendo could really police it such that no adult content would be shared if they also want it to be a device used for friends to keep in touch with each other.