Monk Seduces Boys with Wii

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A 46-year-old Taiwanese monk has been arrested for sexually assaulting a young boy, luring him into his home and seducing him with his Wii.

Perhaps even more interesting than the sordid details of the case is the luid CG animation Taiwanese media provides by way of explanation…

By Apple Daily:

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    Comment by Angel Xtreme
    14:45 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    For some reason, the Monk remembered me to the Blue Badger from Phoenix Wright... at least at the dancing moment.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:55 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bald NEET, not monk

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:24 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS PROOVE MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE BEST . Religion this day are begin to strange . May the this shit must join SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB from south park . MJ you`re the best father of all children

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:00 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The kid looks like such a D-bag in that first pic that it makes me not care that he got molested.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh BTW fuck yourself to death for giving -1 shits because it shows you are just masturbating shit asses who jerk off to Satan and his demons only to rape you in hell when the time comes. I will personally rather erase your souls so you don't even come back in the Universe loser shits!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:17 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    religions = just an excuse to do anything

    Comment by ImBZppl
    08:19 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and anything can become an religion, just look at anon 07:59 that's proof right there

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:37 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Proof? Oh yeah more than enough with 10 000 before anything and proven with science that my elements existed long time ago. So go ****** you know what!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:35 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I can say the same thing for sex sells is excuse to make you buy it and masturbate to it since they know who sell you this that you are a loser with no girl to get with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are all fucking losers because my religion has a death curse for doing anything like this and so the Necronomicon is the best all other religions apart from Islam have been changed in their books. The necronomicon works with your mind and not so shit asses doctrines. We only take those and formulate in meditations what is to be right. You are all stupid to think religions are all bad.

    Comment by SourSoul
    07:46 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Religious men... What will they think of next?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Kid, I will show you the Nirvana!"
    -"Where is Sr?"
    "In my pants"
    -Aum---------

    Comment by hauntedskin
    10:09 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was unaware that the word MONK was an acronym for (Men Offending Naive Kids)

    New video in the works: "Monks gone Wild"

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:13 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thaaaaaaat's an unnecessary graphic. XD

    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    18:33 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Necessary..? Yes~ Entertaining..? Hell yes!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:16 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pedobear has lots of new factions under his rule now

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:44 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the monk was just showing the boy how to get his wii fit.

    Comment by greenpoint0
    10:55 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh yes, Apple Daily in Taiwan has made famous CG clips for every scandal, including, believe or not, the Tiger Woods scandal with trimmings of bitch slaps and supposed scenario setups that may or may not adhere to fact.

    Comment by Ben
    13:34 26/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All I have to say is that someone has some mad computer animation skills!

    Oh, and all your lengthy comments hurt my brain...

    Comment by darknetwork
    20:17 12/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    aren't they going to blame wii for this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:59 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm just glad it isn't another catholic priest.

    Comment by i2aminspired
    09:43 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do pedos and monks normally wave their hands in the air like they're about to bear hug you before molest you? =\

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know, that CG explanation was kinda hilarious. XD

    Comment by Kinny Riddle
    00:09 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey it's Apple Daily, the same Hong Kong/Taiwan media company that did the now legendary Tiger Woods car-crash affair CG, which is now all over YouTube.

    I always get a good laugh at their "speculative CG animations", especially when it concerns celebrities.

    Comment by ranivus
    03:55 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow no Herbert the Pervert or "play with my wii" jokes??? I am saddened by the quality of these posts

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:02 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn the pics are more disguting than the story ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:40 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That CG is freaking hilarious. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This video reminds me I need to start fucking more.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What is he.... a gay?

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    02:39 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In my childhood, before piracy, I and you probably too, lacked such a good amount of movies and video games and shows I wanted to play, and could definitely have been seduced with some good gaming.

    I seriously don't think I wouldn't have said no at that age to even slightly painful sex, if my days were filled with awesome Chrono Trigger battles and so forth.

    "Oh hey, boy, er, now that we're at my house..uh...can I put my hands in your pants?"
    "Errrr...I dunno about that... I go pee from there."
    "I'll buy you Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest"
    "*Unzip* All yours buddy!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey bitch, Imma buy you some Mario Kart. Now get on your knees and sux mah wii yea?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:24 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have little idea what is going on there as I do not understand the language, but that angry woman is hot. I would do her.

    More videos of her, naked, and being molested by a monk - please.

    02:28 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Become a monk and go for lonely housewives. Maybe you would get the chance to see a 3D model of yourself on TV once you get arrested.

    Comment by denn
    06:22 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Summary: Pedo-monk lured boys back to his apartment with promises of better games and a wii. A mother (angry woman) upon noticing that her son had stayed out the whole night looks for him and the boy confesses what transpired. Upon investigation, police discover that at least 4 boys of elementary to middle school age have been victimized. The monk is jailed despite his claims that the boys initiated the contact.

    What I find surprising tho is that middle schoolers were victimized. Maybe kids are becoming dumber or just hitting puberty later.

    Comment by Shirayuki619
    03:33 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank lord i know chinese.He rapes boys from high school and middle high

    Comment by Barbarian of Gor
    03:34 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maaannnn....

    And I thought the "Stealth Crusader" a-holes were mostly from the "Jack Chick" type sects. But the Catholics have them too!?

    Nah, just joking.

    Given Asimov's "Psycho-history" hypothesis, you can't predict an individual but you can given enough people and statistical/psychological knowledge predict how they will act with results greater the larger the population sample.

    Thus, even da Bhudda-fans, get deviants of all sorts in their priesthood, including "Missed his calling, should have been Catholic!"

    Not that monks are above deviant behavior. An article here from a year or so had one "Screwin' Da pooch" and it looks like he got fired from his post for it. -it's in the square links just below the article- Guess they were "Ruff" on him!

    Then, reading "Not for Sale" a lurid rant by the haters trying to shut down "Gentleman's Tours", they mentioned some ladies "Used" by monks during their job. Sounded cool and kinky, but I was disappointed by the lack of luridness.

    Comment by Shirayuki619
    03:35 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what has this world become?

    Comment by Rya
    03:15 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are some very sick Sims Mods out there...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But I thought only little girls play the Sims.... Oh...

    Comment by KafukaChanDesu
    02:18 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only 2 more days until the doujins are out.

    02:26 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    (C98) Eromonk - Wii Wii Mania

    03:12 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hope it's going to be illustrated by Kasukabe Akira..

    Comment by Daiyousei
    01:42 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am curious if Sony will have anything to say about this...

    01:45 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm also amused on how a monk is able to possess a Wii. I thought they all live in temples staying away from the outside world..

    02:05 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Really? I always see monks yapping away on their latest mobile phones on the streets. These so-called monks are often seen soliciting cash donations from the public when it is a common teaching that monks should only accept donations in the form of food and whatnot.

    Comment by Eddyak
    03:07 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So they're, like, holy NEETs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    One of the head buddhist monk after Dali Lhama does play Halo and other violent games. It helps to understand the inner aggressiveness.

    Comment by T-Joker
    11:54 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I'm sure he plays it to end in Legendary mode so he can understand friendship between marine and Elite (some bonus scene)

    "and other violent games"

    don't tell me, GTA?

    Comment by Unknown
    01:36 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lmao @ 0:30 of the video.

    01:48 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Who's your daddy~"

    Comment by EyE
    03:56 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Time to party

    Comment by TheLAG
    12:01 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "It's party tiiiime~"

    "No monk, noo!"

    Comment by H-Ero
    01:35 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't these kids know to run away when a grown man asks them to play with his wii?

    Comment by ImBZppl
    08:12 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    children these days are just getting dumber and dumber which means that when they become parents they are so dumb that they don't know how to raise their children. its an endless cycle of degeneration creating a society of humans with a huge lack of common sense and weak morals.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:57 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This has been said for most of the last 2000 years at least.

    Comment by Chen-04
    22:10 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, till now older people only bitched about morals, now we worry about their intelligence. Kids these days could turn out to be too dumb to maintain a society as we know. Not that it would matter, since everyone already lives like there is no tomorrow.

    02:04 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Hi, boy. Wanna play with my weewee? Here, hold it firmly and... ;) "

    Oh shit... someone please beat the crap out of that monk and send him to meet his maker since he yearns to be closer to god.

    Comment by denn
    05:59 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol. Actually he wants to be a god. At least thats the theory in Buddhism.

    Comment by ImBZppl
    07:50 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong, Buddhism is not about getting closer to god or becoming a god. It is about ending the endless cycle of suffering that is existence.

    since it is Taiwan it is Mahayana Buddhism where the goal is probably to become a Bodhisattva or just to enter nirvana.
    and most likely, since its Taiwan, it is a form of pure land practice where the people chant and pray to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas to take them to their pure lands where they may become enlightened and enter nirvana easier.

    a Buddha is not a god because a Buddha is technically an entity that no longer exists because existence is suffering. although they "enter nirvana" nirvana is not a place or a realm, it is a state. there are also two states of nirvana where one can be in nirvana while being alive and one after death(parinirvana). the form after death is where the person will no longer be reborn into the world.

    a bodhisattva is not a god nor a Buddha because the difference between a Buddha and a Bodhisattva is that the Buddha enters nirvana, while a Bodhisattva remains in the world in the cycle of rebirth to enlighten others.

    at least learn something about a religion before spouting out nonsense...

    Comment by Chen-04
    05:34 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You tell'em.
    But to answer your rhetorical question. No, kids don't learn anything these days. You can pick them up with the "Want some candy"-phrase and it's bound to work. Parents nowadays just don't care like their parents did for them. If the pedos only knew how incompetent most parents really are, they would rejoice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:28 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kids were told not to approach strangers with candy, they didn't say anything about a wii.

    Comment by DFC
    01:29 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    First pedo-priests and now pedo-monks? Religion these days is all about getting the kids to participate!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    >implying you are not a pedo yourself.
    Holy fucking double standard, Batman.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:50 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    come on people child molesting is not a new development , Freud was right sexuality is HARD to repress .
    But i dont see why dont those priests sneak off into a brothel or something .

    aside : watch video and take notes , so you wouldnt get busted like him

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:01 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    pray tell, kind sir, with what would the humble priest pay for such services?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:17 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Freud has the idea that every evil in the world comes from sexual repression. I wouldn't take his word for granted.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    freud believed we women had penis envy. I supose he never saw a trap way back..

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:37 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, Freud believes that humans are motivated by a desire for power and for reproduction. You forgot the 'power' part.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Many women do have penis envy. Not all--- but certainly a large enough portion to be noteworthy.

    Some of it is purely biological envy--- men have a lot less troubles, biologically speaking, and an easier time reaching orgasm.

    Some women's envy is purely power envy--- you know, envy of the patriarchial society. But that is always boiled down to "penis envy".

    On the other hand, some women do not care in the slightest about either aspect.

    And there is a significant portion of men with vagina envy. Some for the power of reproduction, some of the social power of women.

    It all falls under "Grass is always greener..."

    Comment by ----
    02:26 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Boy-fucking was (and still is) a religious ceremony in some cultures.

    Comment by patokite91
    03:41 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... all of them!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It also used to be a cultural thing in Ancient Greece, which is probably where the whole thing started in the first place.

    I guess that's at least one thing we have to thank religious moralism for abolishing. Oh wait.... damn!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh wow! We have a fucking time traveler among us!!!! EVERYBODY!! CALL THE FUCKING MEDIA! THIS IS AMAZING!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:32 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Boy fucking dates back to the first human hunter-gatherers. When boys went out with the hunters, they'd get ass fucked and have to pleasure the older males.

    Some for the girls and woman that accompanied the hunters out into the field. Girls would do it cause they wanted to see what was happening. Women did it for companionship, social status, and getting first dibs on the meat. Or so modern anthrology is currently teaching.

    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:06 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Blame the human, not religion.

    Even if some of us aren't that pious, a human could at least tell right from wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:14 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well it's not about whether or not religion is to be blamed. It's just that religion doesn't work.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anon@07:36: Because knowledge and science is REALLY thriving in those fundamentalistic arab countries, right? It's making leaps alright, to bad for you it's in the wrong direction, they've actually leapt back to the dark ages!

    Speaking of the dark ages, that's one of those historical periods you really need to check up on. You know, the period where Europe regressed from the worlds cultural and scientific leader down to a stagnant cesspool. Funny thing, the this time period is also called "the age of faith", because the church was at it's peak power during this time...

    Also, listening to what others have to say is a quite nice way to learn, you should have tried doing it during your history lessons in school. But then again you probably just labelled it as bullshit, seeing how it contradicted your fairytale book of absolute truth, aka the bible.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    07:36, over the course of at least the last two millennia, and probably before that but it's hard to quantify, data on that period being somewhat scarce, scientific progress inversely correlates with religious influence.

    Maybe you should actually read a history book, instead of listening to bullshit others spew.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:14 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh please, your killing me! I'm litterary ROFLing atm!

    Those fundamentalist muslims are really the in cutting edge on numerous science fields, just looking at their research makes our western atheist researchers and scientist drool, "If only we had faith in a imaginary friend like they have! Then we could travel to Mars" they say.

    But there is still hope! A group of rabid christian creationists are trying to save us, by trying to force our children to learn utter and pure bullshit at schools they will hopefully regress the nation by at least a few 100 of years!

    Seriously, you need to look up some history. Start with the dark ages, also known as the "age of faith", when Europe went from being the worlds scientific and economic number one to a stagnant hellhole, funnily coinciding with the absolute peak of the catholic church's power.

    Also funnily enough, Europe climbed back up to take back the number 1 spot afterwards, coinciding, strangely enough, with the church's power declining more and more. Purely coincident I'm sure!

    Take the arab world, which took up the mantle of worlds leading area for science and culture during the time Europe suffered from the dark ages. Strangely enough, this also happened during a decline in religious power in the area. Pure coincident again, right? Oh and then their decline, yeah strangely enough yet again when religion rose in power. How strange...

    Then we have those strange facts that atheism is more and more common the more education you have, where scientist and similar are in general the least religious people. Strange huh...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:39 19/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Catholic Church started the Crusades, which helped Europe pull itself out of the Dark Ages by bringing ideas and trade to Europe, and by making the surviving leaders more powerful by the opportunity to seize the lands that were left by the rulers that were killed during the Crusades.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:36 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's exactly why science and knowledge made a huge leap during times of religious influence.

    Maybe you should actually read a history book, instead of listening to bullshit others spew.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:30 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Religion works better than anything else tried by man. Right now, religion is responsible for society, knowledge, science, and common foundation that we will take into the future and create new societies on.

    Humans are hardwired to believe in outside forces working for and against them, so humans will recreate belief structures and superstious rituals to try and gain more postiive forces working for them and less negative forces working against them--- even in one millium years from now--- well, whatever humans evolve into by then.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Boy am I laughing so hard at you... trying to claim that religion is the reason we have science? Wow, just wow.

    Please read up on your history, religion has through history been one of the mightiest forces combating and trying to prevent things like logic, reason, the scientific method, liberty, equality, democracy. Currently religion is a CANCER, a mental virus, that we OWE the world to try to rid from the society because it only bring HARM to the world.

    You know what thing that's actually been tried and found working much much better than religion? Reason, logic and the scientific method, you know, the three things that actually give us REAL miracles, everyday.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a load of tosh.
    a) Secular societies tend to be nicer to live in than religious ones. In most civilised countries society isn't tied together by religion, but by thinks like clubs, families, friendships, neighbourhood spirit and whatnot. And where it really is religion that performs this function, it creates a very stifling atmosphere; maybe it's nice and tightly knit for the in-group, but for people with different world views (which in most civilised places is more than half of the population) things are different.
    b) Over the course of the centuries religions have done anything within their power to impede the progress of knowledge and science. Understandable, since it in turn has been the main factor in the erosion of religion. Furthermore, religions are anti-knowledge and anti-science in basic outlook, since they preach that there are things for which evidence isn't necessary.
    c) If humans really are hard-wired for religion, we're overcoming that remarkably well. Where I live (generic European country) over 80% of the population is non-religious, and you know what? We don't miss it. At all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:44 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Blame the human, not religion." That adage is far from universally applicable.
    Firstly, religions tend to create power structures that are awfully convenient for pederasts and an open invitation to such people. And then the bastards get a considerable amount of protection from scrutiny and justice by their holy aura in the eyes of the faithful.
    In some cases the horror goes deeper. The Catholic church for example pretty much institutionalised child rape. Everyone in the power structure knew about it, up to the highest echelons (even up to cardinal Ratzinger) but rather than bringing the low-life to justice, they decided to shift priests around and press people into silence. And religions do not exist in a vacuum - they are comprised of their followers, who pay for and support the institutions and authority figures. There has been talk in the papers recently of possibly arresting and trying the pope for his share in the crime, and rather than supporting this like any decent person, Catholics fell over each other to argue whether the pope has legal immunity or not - as if this matters to any decent person.
    Imagine it being found out that Barack Obama was covering up the systemic rape of children by civil servants. Do you think any American would argue about legal details to get him off the hook? Yet it is the head of the Catholic church, that always argues that without religion we would be left immoral, this bastion against the rising tide of debauched secularism, who assisted the clergy in one of the worst crimes thinkable.

    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    13:05 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm atheist, so I gave up after your first sentence. =P

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:10 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ah well I havent heard of all that stuff but I know it makes sense I mean the catholic church is the perfect set up, having people be celibate helps you control them for one thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:09 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not exaggerations at all. The Vatican knew about this shit, but instead of providing full documentation to the police, they ran a massive cover-up campaign. The Catholic church deliberately shielded child-raping clergy from the law, for example by threats of excommunication, or by moving child-rapists to another parish when the ground became to hot beneath his feet. And the dioceses knew about it. And the Vatican knew about it. And the current pope knew about it. And now the common Catholic faithful know about, and instead of a mass movement to dethrone the pope and surrender him and his accomplices to justice, there's just weak excuses, tumbleweed and the sound of crickets.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Asshurt chuch haters in this thread, spreading gossip, tall tales and lies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:25 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    >I'm atheist, so I gave up after your first sentence. =P
    Sorry, your post read like a whitewash of religious crime, hence my reply. I'm sure now that you didn't intend that, but I couldn't have known, nor could any other reader unfamiliar with your background. I guess the takeaway message is: be careful what you say.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:33 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 04:27:
    Not lies, but over-exaggerations.

    The Vatican knows of the crimes done by priests, but they can't take care of ALL of the problems. The diocese and local parish should deal with it, as well as the proper legal authorities, but why should we blame the Vatican for something that they cannot directly control?

    And all these assholes who claim to be "religious" are few. Majority of people who follow their dogma are normal people who want to live their life in a certain way that, as well, does not harm others. But no, one asshole from one group means that the ENTIRE group is just like that asshole. Non-religious folk talk about common sense, but I have yet to see them use it themselves when talking ill of the church.

    Again, religion doesn't make one an asshole. The asshole makes himself an asshole.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:31 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait, so is this a new game for the Wii?

    01:59 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Won't be long until we see Lolicon nuns.. Not sure if that'll be hawt or not..

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why boys! Why not girls?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:05 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    there a lot of that shit in the middle east.

    Comment by TNinja
    02:42 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you sure it's not because religion suddenly became gay? For youngin's of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:45 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    soo true i was wondering that

    Comment by Ben
    13:31 26/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you googled it, I'm sure you'd find it...

    02:01 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean shotacon nuns?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:36 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Barbarian, the thing about hiding fetuses under a convent is usualy urban legends. I remember a version from an argentinian convent in bs as..but who knows

    Comment by DK
    12:26 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How's about Lolicon Mikos?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:57 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i believe in the one asshole rule... alot of sick priests out there doing shit to kids they shouldn't be doing, and they get all the media attention, which would probably account for people believing that shit is urban legend. and then there are those that know that that shit is wrong, but then so is sex with an adult (for a priest), so i gather it would be in their reconing that having sex with a nun would not be quite as sinful as having sex with a woman who hadn't dedicated her life to her god. a priest can't be seen buying condoms, and thus, there are a lot of pregnant nuns as a result of one simple genetic disposition that men just can't seem to shake... they like sex...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @nightmare material: And not just for their looks. Have you read about the things that were going on in the various nunneries and orphanages? It wasn't just having the kids do sexual stuff, which in itself is horrible enough, but also a lot of mean-spirited down to earth sadism, perpetrated for the power trip and the sheer joy of it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:20 01/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha back in the day they used candy, I guess Wii is now the way 2 go

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:28 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought lolinuns = 10 year old nuns.

    02:55 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, I really mean lolicon nuns. The shotas had enough attention from the priests and monks already.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell yeah! Thats whats up

    Comment by TehBoringOne
    06:59 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nuns IRL are nothing like the ones depicted in the media. They're mostly either graveyard material or nightmare material.

    Comment by Barbarian of Gor
    05:20 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lolicon nuns are old school...at least lesbo ones...!

    Ever watch "The People Versus Larry Flynt"? His wife mentions as a little girl in a school run by nuns and having to lick their pussies as they just lift up their robes and are still 'wearing their rosaries' or what not...

    And there was a convent, I think in Mexico, which the "Jack Chick" crowd ate like food to a famine victim... They found thousands of infant bodies in a crawlspace, essentially an "After Birth Abortion Mill", most of their heads crushed in...

    Oh, last and certainly least, there were some Nuns that got busted when they were selling heroin. Yep, hidden in their robes, talk about "Bad Habits".

    Well, the police got a scathing letter from the pope for it. Not for busting them, but they were vice cops so they dressed in the nun's robes to catch more junkies and dealers. The pope was worried about the good name of the Catholic Church.

    Really, though, that's right out of "Heavy Metal" the movie... "He's never done anything immoral...unless you count all the times he sold Dope disguised as a NUN!"

    Comment by BlaqCat
    05:33 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Depends on the Nun...if it's one of the pudgy old ones...well...I shouldn't have to paint you a picture.

    Comment by Ghost Dog
    13:24 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They did this same CG stuff when the whole Tiger Woods thing Started.

    Comment by Captain Obvious
    06:01 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The priest's excuse: I can do and say what I wanna say, ain't nothin' to it religious dogma made me do it.

    Inspired by gangsta rap:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzeZhCt5PVA

    Replace "gangsta rap" with anything and it becomes your best excuse ever.

    Comment by Aker
    04:33 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not to mention all the atheist pedos. Down with atheism!

    Comment by Chen-04
    05:26 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Silly you. Atheism isn't something you can take down. Religious people seem to have serious difficulties in comprehending that very fact. Let's try explaining it in a way you might understand.

    Religion - something people believe in
    Atheism - something to describe all the people that won't believe in a religion

    That is the basic, which you didn't understand, so here's the easy to comprehend version:

    Religion: uniting people with a believe and influencing them
    --> abolish religion = keep people from getting influenced
    Atheism: unconnected people
    ---> abolish atheism = disconnect all the already unconnected people = incredibly stupid

    Do you copy?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:47 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not quite. Your religion is your set of beliefs in the ultimate nature of reality and the practices that stem from those beliefs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Believing in imaginary friends that tell you what you should and should not do is BAD, no matter if it's organized craziness, like most religions or if you're just bat-shit crazy on your own.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:42 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are just stupid.

    RELIGION is the organized worship and related society to that worship.

    The first religions were based on the organized worship of spiritual beliefs. But these days, there are lots of religions that are not based in any for of the spiritual.

    People can be spiritual without being religious.

    It's religion's organed aspect that bring out all the bad aspects of "religion". As an organization, it seeks to protect itself from other organizations, and it seeks growth (although the means of that growth varies by the group).

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:54 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Atheism says they dont belive in god and they are interestet in all kind of religions.They want to prove that a god doesnt exist.Some with no interest in religons is just one normal men

    Comment by alidan
    06:19 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, its only kids that want to prove god doesn't exist. well, kids and mororns.

    god of some sort will always exist for those who fear death, are to stupid to understand that there isnt a man in the clouds shooting lightning, or want to know that all there good deeds, while unrewarded in life pay off in death.

    and also, makes it a sin to just kill yourself. which i find funny.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 29/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Atheist DO NOT "want to prove" that god doesn't exist. You know why? Because they don't have to, the burden of proof is on the people making ridiculous claims about burning bushes and other inane crap.

    You can't prove that the Easter Bunny does not exist, is that reason enough for you to start believing in a egg-laying rodent?




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