ONAN-ON!

sorry I didn't see you posted there Shimikami, I was too slow, But I thank you for joining our cause!!

Translation note: Keikaku means plan.

Yeah, but I'll be dead or dying by then, so I don't care, Bring me my Moe-Bot Dammit!!

All according to keikaku indeed. Who the fuck cares what'll happen in 50-100 years? we'll probably be dead (or nearly dead) by then, right?

So give us our moe-DFC-sexbots!!!

True loliholes... ^_^

No, the box says ages 12 and under

"real thing = too much whining"

That's because you're doing it wrong. Oh right, you haven't done it at ALL!

Those can't compete with the real thing...

real thing = too much whining

"real thing = too much whining"

they won't if you can make 'em moan, pant and scream...and auto lubricates.

"I get off to ona holes ripping apart because of my huge non-Japanese cock."

Yeah, because yours is modified by a plastic surgeon.

@Klingengeist: They won't get sued because this is Japan, land of easygoing creators and a sheepish judicial system.

Also dont think some vibrations alone will do the trick.

Gone in Sixty Seconds quote:
Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.

Is this some kind of official product? Wonder why they wont get sued. oO

Movement > vibration

Real pussies and asses don't vibrate either. They should build contracting onaholes. That would be something I might buy.

real pussies and asses is still the best.

A hand can also be equipped with gloves.

If they vibrate you can have a hands free orgasm.

I feel sorry for you then, cause the longer your dick is, the harder your heart has to work so you'll get a pretty short boner.

You'd wish.

A long soft one would make a good whipping action!

But that's all it's good at.

yeh ofc and my dick is so long, when i get a boner it goes around the world until it touches my ass...

in the interwebz, every1 haz huge dicks.

Well I can hold my dick with both hands but that's pointless because it takes away the mobility >_>'

*Olde veteran voice*
Bah, yer not ready fer battle if ya can't swing ya sword with either hand!

Mouse in right hand. Can't use that one.

Mouse in left hand, dick in right hand. Superior.

If everybody knows you fap with your right hand, noone will shake hands with ya'. Left hand fap for teh win. I'm right handed too.

both hand, and sometime, no hand! (guess how i do it...no, it's not something that could break my neck)

Me too, I'm right handed though.

Left-handed is like being with a clumsy stranger.

i preffer my gf left hand. yeah, someway, se has that touch that men, makes me feel like i'm in heaven!!!!

Sponge + water = friction

Or just skip the hassle with glove and cushion and go for lube only.

or just build your own one with a glove, lube and cushion

I guess you should apply lube first. ^_^

Bad experiences, DFC?

or get help from others if encounter problem.

It's the brand and the name of the product makes it looks better then ye home sponge.

Why can't I just poke a hole in my bath sponge and get the same effect?

so that people dont have to worry that it may be "made in CHINA"... you won't want that seriously, specially something that u use on genitals...

c'mon, china is much better than japan. From the economic site to the cultural side.

Anon 02:57, what the hell have you been smoking?

Chinese marijuana + red book paper!

@Anon 02:57 : What the hell are you- ... Ohh... I wanna laugh? But that's a frickin lame joke. It's not funny cuz it's so not true!

China? Onahole made from sewage? Yuck...

Made in china rots ur dick!