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The fuck? Pinworm infection? Lol.
Soon, the meaning of "OTAKU" will be synonymous to "DISGUSTING PERVERT"
"Soon"?
It's been the definition of otaku in Japan since the 80s.
Wait what? Doesn't Otaku mean that anyway?
"Pinworm infection is the most common type of intestinal worm infection in the United States. Pinworms are thin and white, measuring about 1/4 inch to 1/2 inch (5 to 13 millimeters) in length.
While the infected person sleeps, female pinworms lay thousands of eggs in the folds of skin surrounding the anus. While most people infected with pinworms have no symptoms, some people experience anal itching and restless sleep.
Pinworm infection occurs most frequently in school-age children, and the microscopic eggs are easily spread from child to child — especially if children scratch their bottoms or neglect to wash their hands after using the bathroom or before eating.
Treatment involves oral drugs that kill the pinworms. For best results, the entire family should be treated at the same time."
--Mass worm anal rape?--
Maybe they should sell eel tests for those special rape victims...
Pinworms are serious business. I've had them, you can feel them crawling in your ass!
You can feel them? No need for a test, then. ^_^
oh! yeah!!
omg, those marketing geniuses.....
Otaku buy everything.
ROFL @ Reizo
that's what I said. o.o
Next will be cream or yoghurt in a sperm sample cup for the female and gay otaku...
Where can I (pre)order?
I am thirsty..!
Gay otaku exists! It's true! I saw them. :O
Gay otaku? That sir is an oxymoron!
is gay otaku an oxymoron only because otaku can't date ANYONE?
regardless, lulz were had. very cute envelope, but its purposes are questionable...
ide buy the bottle...not the baggy...haha
no booth item is far behind any normale persone ??
@ Anon 12:27
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
He's from 'What'.
They don't speak English there.
go troll somewhere els Anon 13:10
wannabe Jezus !!!
"Get'em now, they're goin' fast!"
....Not.
my exact thought
words cannot express what I'm feeling right now
oh lawd, catering to more people's fetishes? Strange, but better for freedom in general
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-eat-poop.jpg?w=500&h=335 [http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-eat-poop.jpg?w=500&h=335]
pic related.
Funny, but how is that Engrish. Seems like a fitting line of dialog for NSN.
[Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
Basil: It *is* shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
[Drinks]
Austin: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.
There's some kind of joke involving pissing away your money here... I'm sure of it.
Bow Ditama had something to do with this, totally sure
the stool part must be from another bright mangaka with said fetish, i cant think of one rite now
Lolicon coprophiles unite! >gag<
Holy shit, Ami has wings growing out of her back.
Maybe they're cancerous tumours or something.
its not a tumaargh
i'd shit that
I admire the pinworm that is burrowing inside her..
Most otaku are beyond help anyway.
Y'know, they probably take the urine sample and put that in the bottles and resell it for pure profit.
"Oh sicko!"
O sikko
osikko
oshikko
oshikko...
Banza-i! Banza-i!
I bow before this
I want this! It's just tea after all :3
how the hell you get pimworms anyway?
How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her p--err, drink her piss?
Holyshit, Otaku with pinworm
Holy Fuck! Marketing GENIUSES!!!
turning green.... gonna puck....uggghhhh
disgusting japaneese fucks!
lol
On the other hand there are ppl eating sh** for sexual stimulation or something.
These goods arnt worse than that...
yyyeah.... that's sure to have passed food inspecion agencies... I wonder WTF it is, because if it's piss, it'll be a bioweapon within a day or two.
Stool bag and no stool? What a shitty deal.
They could put a warm chocolate nut log in it...
Dude, do you have any idea how much stress will be reduced if your local urine/hair test clinic (for drug testing new employees) used moe anime characters to decorate their clinic? I wouldn't mind giving them my piss and shit if they had cute shit all over the place.
It sure beats getting your hair cut or giving your plain urine cup to some old gray haired hag with a spotty beard and mustache (which was my last drug test experience).
Next up: Loli mayonnaise (in a bottle!)
What about milf milk? ^_^
or futanari yogurt
DO WANT!!! Especially Loli-Futanari yogurt~
I need to buy that for my nursing home
*starts reading*
"Some of the doujin goods produced for IdolMaster fans are beyond the pale even for otaku…"
- Geez, what can it be this time... -
*Reaches part*
"(...) with an accompanying urine samp- (...)"
- Oh...my...god.... - <---reaction
double...post?
Holy...idolmaster shit...
and piss.
wow... regardless of how good that tea might taste I'd never be able to drink something that'd remind me so much of piss :(
but yeah... I'm all for "2d love" but drinking piss is going a little too far.
What about apple juice?
"Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you."
- the real R. Kelly (who should have won something for this)
Your powerlevel is just not high enough.
It is never too far!
you are not dedicated enough!
How do you prove that you love someone?
By drinking their pee stupid.
I thought it was by eating their shit.
Same
Fans will buy the stool sample one just to fap to the pic.
I am exceedingly distrubed by the fact that your right....
where can i order mine?
And here I thought doujinshi showcasing these fetishes would be the low point.
Mmmm i like me some piss >8D
Nothing beats fresh loli juice.
Fresh juice squeezed out of select fresh lolis, the quality!
That Iori tea is a total trap..
Yeesh...for all the hate Japan shows it's otaku, it sure does like to market -everything- at them.
Did you not read the part where Artefact wrote that these are *doujin* goods?
They're fan-produced, and I doubt you'd ever see them in stores. Except, perhaps, at certain windowless establishments hidden in the darkest depths of Akihabara.
Yeah, and it's getting to the point where anyone who whines about otaku should have it pointed out that they are driving about 50% of the Japanese economy.
After all, if those otaku didn't buy this crap, they might.... GASP! SAVE MONEY IN A BANK AND NEVER SPEND IT!
What
The
Fuck
I wonder if you drink that Iori tea cold or warm..
I'd be tempted to give a semen sample instead....
How about a "President Takagi" semen collection package for sperm banks? They could bundle it with Calpis Water or any yogurt drink.
Imagine some girl being all tsundere with the doctor as she hands them her urine sample.
"It-It's not like I urinated that much because it was for you!"
I threw up a little inside.
That makes the "Krusty the Clown" marketing from the Simpsons look mild, and this is in RL.
You have to admit. Some drinks do taste like piss.
Most beers already do.
Triple-strong Pocari Sweat, made with steeped green tea?
Bud Light?
whats the point of the mosaic?
To grow expectations that get brutally destroyed when you see the real pic.
It's to increase the number of visitors, obviously.