A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.
Wow…so much more face palm.
man horrendous way to go but secondly the massive guilt you must feel as his mates whom put the eel up his bum that led to such a painful death.
AMAZING! the fast and the furious brought to life!! in ALL IT’S LAME AND SHITTY SPLENDOUR!!!1ONE!!1
“Thats a moray !”
“Eels up inside you, finding an entrance where they can…”
Hahahah,,,, explanation is simple ! Chinese is plain STUPID !
From a person who failed grammar.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Had the eel first been baptized, or was the creature an infidel, or pagan, or, like, Republican? Did it leave a note or link to youtube?
“His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.”
For some reason, I just can’t stop laughing at this quote.
If it were his “friends”, they certainly do have an odd sense of amusement…
When do we see this one on CSI!!!!!
:o)
Dude! Dude! Y-you what would be fuckin’ hilarious?
What?
If we- if we shoved this carnivorous animal up his ass! And then- and then when he wakes up and finds it we’ll be like “dude you got so wasted you had sex with an eel and shit!”
Yeah! Lets do it!
—
With friends like that, who needs enemies.
I guess this disproves the urban legend known as gerbiling as a rodent also would do similar if not worse damage.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT AN EEL UP SOMEONE’S ASS?????
….same as the chicken who crossed the road….to get to the other side!!!
Death by anal.
Japanese are smart. They use slippery eels that don’t have a big toothy mouth.
What kind of Faggot puts anything in another man’s anus, let alone an eel?
Plenty of men who are not “faggots” love to shove their long, throbbing, rock hard cocks into other men’s tight, moist, silky sweet assholes. Most men prefer fucking ass to pussy anyday, male or female. It’s a tigher, more stimulating, satisfying fit….try it sometime.
…Dude, what the fuck? what happened to those annoying but virtually harmless pranks like drawings on the face, change of clothes or embarrassing photos? This one’s just messed up…
And how drunk were they to want to be even near their friend’s anus?
Maybe he had a very cute and irresistable asshole. Sometimes thats it…an asshole that you just can’t stay out of or stop playing with….simple as that.
at lets the eel was saved !
Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can!
perps oughta be anally penetrated by electric eels
I hope that picture is the actual eel.
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I guess the word “friends” is used rather liberally in this article…
Substitute “drinking companions” if you wish.
man oh man what a way to go
What a nice set of friends this man had…
😀
omg, what retarded asshole “friends”
Reminds me of Steven King’s Dreamcatcher novel
Yeah basically, that was the entire plot of it
HAHAHAHA, what a fucking idiot, shoving an eel like that on his…..
>HIS FRIENDS had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
….AWKWARD….and now I feel like a piece of shit.
RIP. Also, fuck the assholes he called friends.
Looks like he couldn’t hand-eel it!
Or perhaps he ate an eel egg and the eel hatched and grew inside his stomach. So spooky.
You forgot the stomach bursting part.
Someone has to say it-
“With friends like these, who needs enemas?”
Omfg,….
just thinking about it is just friggin dreadfull
wish i hadnt read this one -.-
Somehow I think that explanation has gotta be a coverup. Its probably more likely he was having a gay orgy with his gay friends and they decided it would be gay fun to try eel insertion.
I’ve known more straight guys to put weird things in their ass then gay guys, they tend to limit it to dicks, dildos and hands.
lol i was surprised it was not the doing of a white fraternity
YUCK. This is like one of the worst things that could happen to a man…
I feel really sorry for the eel. It must have been extremely scared if it bit away in the dark.
The eel must have felt so alone in the dark.
Well at least he’s got a good set of friends.
I thought only white people did stupid shit when their friends are asleep. (i.e. Teabagging, drawing dick on face with a sharpie, pulling underwear down and walking away, or anything done by the crew of Jackass, etc)
while people are bad, but fall asleep around black dudes you might get raped. Happened to a guy I knew in college.
Yeah, this happens to white dude in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can’t resist.
Yeah, that shit happens to white dudes in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can’t resist.
3D DISGUSTING PIG
I want to know the conversation of how they decided to stick a eel up his ass
Friend 1: “Hey he’s passed out we should play a trick on him.
Friend 2: “Good idea, i just happen to have this live Eel i carry around with me, what should we do with it?
Friend 1: “O i know lets stick it into his asshole, let me lube it up so we can get that in their”
Friend 2: “Okay Eel time to go to your new home…..”
And another note Darkrockslizer’s video of the girls with the Eel’s disgusted me yet i couldn’t stop watching
….I know!!! me too!!! that DARKCOCKSUCKER is one fucked up dude, isn’t he?
Note to self: Stop drinking.
Remind me NEVER to get drunk in china. EVER
Or suffer an exploding eel being shoved up your ass.
Say hello to my little friend!
late april fool’s joke gone wrong.
Ahh, that zany Darwin.
The successor of Mr. Hands?
alcoholic pranks they arent fun if u friend doesnt die
Cover up murders is an important part of the BRO code. Some people has to die from time to time in order to make a real bro bond.
his friends are probly otaku, eels in ass work in 2d but in 3d there are serious consequences hahaha
Well, if your gona go you might as well die by having a eel stuck up your ass. 🙂
This is fucked up! It goes beyond a joke to anal rape someone when unconscious, more so with an eel! How many of you have been drinking and thought “HURP, lets buttfuck this guy with the nearest avaliable aquatic organism! That’ll be good for a laugh!”
Some of the posters at the top should just accept that they don’t do sarcasm very well, instead of blaming others for not being able to read.
Damn, this makes me think about how do 2D girls feel when they get anal-penetrated by tentacles (yet, most of them don’t die from the penetration…hm…?)
Because tentacles don’t bite. Usually.
I bet they feel better than the usual cock.
It totally depends on the girth and length of the cock and the depth of the ass. The tightness of the asshole should be factored in as well.
Talk about embarrassing…
Surprise butt sex?
he got butt fucked
It’s all fun and games, until an eel eats your intestines.
This is a bad joke, a real bad one indeed…..
This is just too gnarly….
I can see the public service announcement now:
“If you’re going to shove an eel up your friends ass, please make sure it’s either dead first or tape it’s mouth shut so it can’t eat him from the inside out.
The communist party of China cares.”
🙂
Fucken Chinese, “I know, let’s stick a FUCKING eel up his arse, this will be funny.” I hope they’re shot. Fucking retards.
poor eel ;_;
Awful >.<
This is why I don't drink xD
Thats what friends are for.
…….
Dude…That ain’t right.
Gay.
the eel was female.
Yandereko eel?
And read an anatomy book
Is not just only hentai, is a "normal" type on 3D porn, this is just special 'cause the guy died. Also this has to be the most epic death I've ever read on my time on SC. China you yet again phail to surprise me.
dude… just cos some hentai fetish comes in play, doesn’t mean its gonna be a good idea…
and i can recall those hentai victims wasn’t really emjoying it.
Some things are better left for the professionals in videos and 2D.
Stuff like this makes me glad I don’t drink…or have friends.
It shall become a toy in the near future >_<
But seriously, I'm shock to the max.
His drunken friends were EEL-vil.
Gaaahhh!! *shudder*
(I quickly switch to SC idol galleries to restore my peace of mind…. ahhh, much better now.)
thats not even an eel. its a fish
Eelementary, my dear Watson.
Eel is a elongated fish Sherlock
Although the originating poster was clearly an idiot, interestingly swamp eels are not actual “eels” – they belong to an entirely different family of eel-like fishes, which are very reasonably called eels for their sinuousity.
Second mister hands anyone?
Lesson for the Day:
Don’t drink with a chinaman. They’ll take your ass.
So his bastard friends knew he liked eels that they decided to stick it into his hole? Good thing his favourite food wasn’t blowfish or sea urchin..
It may have been less painful that way, and faster.
Pwned! That really an Epic Fail! I never eat eel again! >.<
“An eel a day keeps the doctor at bay” or so they thought.
Dumb fucks
More like “An eel up your ‘a’ gives the doctor a scare”
Just the doctor?
It’s nice to see that the old classics are always relevant:
“Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was.
“Horrible, a bunch of drunken friends shoved an eel up my father’s ass,” he said.
She said, “You mean Rectum.”
“Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!””
thats why i choose to be a hikki
you’re friends could kill you anytime
Firstly, it’s “your”.
Secondly, “friends” are something else… and I don’t think someone who doesn something like that can be one by definition.
I’m surprised the thing didn’t just burst open out of his abdomen like the poor dude from Alien. Or out of his butthole- now that would have been funny.
There is noting funny about things bursting out of one’s butthole. It’s only good when something bursts INTO a tight, sweet, pink butthole….like a rock hard cock.
…..a true idiots who never think of the consequences of their action.
Friends who likes to do this to amuse themselves doesn’t deserves to be call friends AT ALL.
Hope they rot in hell for it.
Backstabber friends …
more like “eel stuffers”, but whatever…
Forget jail. His idiot “friends” should suffer the same punishment. Let’s see how amused they sound when the same thing happens to them.
NO! And kill more innocent eels? D:
Yeah, what did the eels do to deserve such torture ;_;
Especially since they’re at significant risk for becoming endangered and extinct. Nooo, precious delicious eels getting too close to extinction ;_; This is doubly bad since “farmed” eels are just captured wild baby eels raised in captivity, not bred in captivity.
The punishment should fit the crime: those idiotic friends should have live eels jammed up their asses.
*sigh* Idle hands, and all that. -_-
wouldn’t he feel it wriggling around in his butt when he woke up?
It might have been dead (but done its damage) by then.
This will be inserted into the annals of history of anal insertions.
Man: “Doctor, I am feeling a little eel in the bowels”
Doctor to the family after his death:
“It looks like he has succumbed to his Eel-ness.”
CSI reference?
YEAAAHHH!!
You forgot the sunglasses.
Right next to the Malaysian compressed air hose…
Malaysia boleh.
Actually, this is a common fetish in Japan. I’m surprised this happened in China though.
I am sure its inserted normally not anally.
DARKCOCKSLIDER….you are Satan!!! where did you find those links. I bet you have a sweet, long dark eel yourself.
Check out the links in my post above, DFC… you’ll see what he meant 😛
I’ll leave that to your imagination.
Normally? As in, in the penis? Define normally.
You haven’t seen enough Japanese porn have you? They can be inserted both ways. This just made news because [b]someone actually[/b] died from an eel in the butt.
I’m sure that eel will crawl up far on this list.
My DR-EEL will pierce the heavens.
You know, DFC, you can actually come up with more quality comments like that as Da Funny Chap if you stop with all the 3DPD spams in galleries of girls that have no DFCs.
The first pun was funnier.
You don’t drink alcohol. You don’t have friends that do. I thought that’s how it should be.
Amen, brother. That’s the philosophy I’ve taken with life.
And when the sober friends you have start drinking, stand your ground against their pressure. No means no and if they can’t accept that then they must not want to be your friends very much.
Also if you want to quit being a nerd and become a BRO, you can’t do it in one night it takes weeks to gain alcohol tolerance 😉
>implying being a BRO is desirable.
Why not cats or better.. tentacles.
Seen the cat on an eroge.
Sure you can do it if you wish to, but the victim here, used to like eels.
Becuz cats r kewt and Japanese wouldn’t abuse em :I
Especially with an anus
He had such good friends… I hope they’ll be put in jail for the rest of their lives…
Well drunk people usually do make stupid things to their already knocked-out friends.
It’s not like they could predict something like that may happen – anal eels is but one of the many national fetishes Japanese have.
DARKCOCKSLIDER…you are a sick puppy my boy. But I’d love to fuck your kinky brains out.
First, lrn2read, this was in China. Second, they are probably going to a labor camp or firing squad.
in japan they stick an eel up your ass, in america they just draw a dick on your face with a sharpie. note to self don’t get tore down in japan.
It happened in China.
Cant predict? Fuck them! And fuck you too! They basically killed him. If I were the judge, I’d figured out who’s idea it was and gave him live sentence for good. Reason: murder.
Yeah, let em off the hook entirely, right?
Here’s a hint —
They weren’t very sane at the moment. I doubt they were even coherent. They were just a bunch of drunk f**ks who thought it’d be the funniest thing ever to see their best friend be raeped by an eel and not know it.
They were too busy laughing their drunk asses off to think, “Hey, maybe we shouldn’t do this? Now, I know this is crazy, but what if the eel ate through his intestines or something?”
Anon is right, they had no intent to kill. Nor could anybody imagine something like this could be lethal.
(Actually, nor could anybody sane imagine DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS in the first place. =_= )
Read up on law. Murder needs intent. This is manslaughter.
Not just murder but rape.
But this was in China… How unoriginal of them
and that is why i avoid retarded drunk friends or any uneducated dumbfucks (in real life) for that matter
That’s why I never get so drunk I pass out and I don’t make friends with those type of people in the first place.
says the guy who has avatar of naked girls doing sepuku , for all we know you could be into same twisted shit .
Drunks are the scum of the earth and should all DIAF.
drunks are bad, hikikomoris are good?
“Feminazi are the scum of the milky way” FIXED ^^
Milky … Hummm O.O
Hear hear! I’ll drink to that!
How about drunk delicious flat-chested girls sprawled on the floor, DFC?
I’ll tuck her into bed of course!!
Drunken orgies… YUCK!
Nice guy that does take chances on a drunk, helpless girl!? BLASPHEMY!
…Well, I’m pretty sure you’d let her sleep it off if you weren’t alone, or your friends doesn’t agree to the idea of drunken orgies at least.
You revive my faith in the humans being.
I salute you anon!
I would carry her to bed and place a water bottle next to the stand and let her sleep it off. I do so because I am perverse.
I’m drunk, and I’m proud.
Morale: if you are a whimp or a nerd, don’t party with the cool guys ^_^
*agree*
or why i usually avoid drinking alcohol and i never ever had that so called black out that you don’t remember what you were doing when drunk.
When i say i stop,everybody listens and can’t affect me with their constant yapping hey keep drinking lol.
Great to know another person who doesn’t give a fuck about people who think “you’re boring” just because you don’t choke yourself in alcohol and pass out from drinking.
And the rest of us are enjoying our lives getting drunk while the boring person sits in the corner being tight-assed.
I’d rather be “Tight-Assed” than to have live eels shoved my ass any day. I’d want my ass to be so tight I couldn’t fart out of it before I’d get so drunk you could start putting things up my asshole.
I’ve been mistaken for drunk on many occasions at parties while being completely sober. I’ve been to parties that were alcohol free yet more fun than most “drunk” parties. Some of us don’t need to drug ourselves to be fun nor to have fun. That said, I do enjoy the flavour of some alcoholic beverages. Beers from micro-breweries and the like. I’ve never gotten why people drink ANY beverages that taste like shit, no matter the effects of it.
In other words, that guy wasn’t tight-assed enough because if he was, he wouldn’t have been eel-assed.
Implying that your social skills are so bad that you need to get yourself so drunk that you can enjoy it hahahaha.
I can have my fun without being too much drunk since you can still talk to those people and other around you who also aren’t so drunk.
“Avoid” it self-depriving.
Limiting should be exercised, with the absence of drunk dumbfucks whom I’d rather not called as “friends”.
You may also avoid getting drunk at parties to never find yourself in the passed out guy role.
So his story was that he ate the eel?..He must’ve swallowed it whole and crawled down from his intestines to his rectum. Hmm yeah, that seems logical..
No, no Lucifer. Read the last paragraph!
I love how you actually read the whole article.
How could a man swallow an 50cm long eel?!?!
No it wasn’t. Read it again. Christ, I despair.
Read again, near the bottom.
At the end of the article, it was stated that his so called “friends” had some fun with a live eel while the victim fell asleep.
Actually, the eel ate him (at least part of him).
no his story is : dont drink with fagots or they will stick eel up your ass and kill you with it .
are you stupid or something? didnt you read through the whole article??
Hell no,
Eel can’t even fit into small intestine before even going to the big intestine
i bet if they had a chic friend there… they’ll need MORE eels….
lrn2read
Darkrockslizer is fucked up to even have a link to those videos.
“[b]He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day[/b], but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.”
I should say the same for you.. By the way, that top comment was sarcasm.
“HOW THE HELL WOULD AN EEL PUNCH THRU THE ANUS?! I mean, yes it would fit in a woman’s p***y… but an anus? think man.. try stiicking a baseball into that rectum of yours… dumbass”
never heard of goatse have u
“HOW THE HELL WOULD AN EEL PUNCH THRU THE ANUS?! I mean, yes it would fit in a woman’s p***y… but an anus? think man.. try stiicking a baseball into that rectum of yours… dumbass”
You must be new to the internet. Maybe you should unplug your computer and just read a book. Yeah, that might be safer for you, clearly you aren’t ready for the horrors that lurk the internet.
> The master of the eel, a tentacle Demon/Monster wasnt very lenient.
Tentacle Monster raged for not being put inside a woman’s anus, and when Tentacle Monster rages, it is a very scary thing, indeed. Let this be a note to all.
If you are not a woman, don’t put any Tentacles up your ass or they will not show any mercy.
Fear the Tentacle.
“Comment by Anonymous
00:37 29/04/2010 maybe the eel had eggs or babies living in his body for a while since he ate that much eel… coz if you think of it… HOW THE HELL WOULD AN EEL PUNCH THRU THE ANUS?! I mean, yes it would fit in a woman’s p***y… but an anus? think man.. try stiicking a baseball into that rectum of yours… dumbass”
Wow. Dumbass, you do know people can fist an anus right? Ever seen gaping? With enough lube, the ass can take about as much as any pussy. Look before you post.
The eel he ate might have been very thin and so once it went “in”, it made itself too big to exit the “entrance”. Or exit for that matter 😀
Maybe eels can change it’s shape just enough to fit into small areas, just like in hentai. But since this was a man(not a woman), The master of the eel, a tentacle Demon/Monster wasnt very lenient.
Go do a Google Image Search for “baseball bat anus”. You would be surprised… or turned on.
“You people suck at sarcasm,”said Anon with a sarcastic tone.
Tentacle rape gone wrong – eel butt-raped
1/10 Lucifer. you’re terrible.
maybe the eel had eggs or babies living in his body for a while since he ate that much eel… coz if you think of it… HOW THE HELL WOULD AN EEL PUNCH THRU THE ANUS?! I mean, yes it would fit in a woman’s p***y… but an anus? think man.. try stiicking a baseball into that rectum of yours… dumbass
I was being sarcastic. 🙂
As pretty much everyone today in this thread.
That man have 50cm eel, while girl in the video play with 10cm eel…
“Obviously he ate eel eggs and after some time a baby eel was born in his intestine. So the eel grew up and killed the man to revenge its parents.”
lol
But, but, these girls did it and nothing bad happened!
Why they attack only men! D:
“The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.”
I think that it is clear that this is what really happened.
You witty anon of course that’s what happened! He reported to have eaten eels, and “some just happens to be lingering in his rectum, alive” when the doctors checked and don’t know how they got there.. Of course they didn’t find the truth after the fact his moronic friends were the culprits of his dismay.
It’s my fault anyways for not adding quotation marks on the first comment for sarcasm..
His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Learn to read.
That man was definitelly “fucked up”
spelling is definitelly “fucked up”
It would be my dying wish, that my family hunt down the “friends” who did this, and torture them “eel up the ass” style, to death.
hey you dumb nigger come to usa you will see that if you have a cough and you go see a doctor about it, you just spent 200 bucks, its not always about “manning up” please die with your ignorance and do not pollute the gene pool further
Actually, there are a lot of people who wouldn’t go to the doctor straight away even if they found they were bleeding out of their ass/urethra/nipples and had no idea why. Hell, there are plenty of people who wait for worse things to go away. It’s usually because of fear, the “ignorance is better than to have to face reality” and “maybe if I wait a little longer it’ll go away and I don’t have to go to the scary place where they might tell me even scarier things” attitudes. This has always pissed me off immensely. Though it is sliiiiightly more understandable in countries you can’t easily get quick/cheap doctor appointments, for instance USA (where apparently a lot of people in bigger cities wait until they have to go to the ER). But only slightly. >:-(
An aquaintance in the US almost tore off his rotary cuff in an accident, and didn’t go to the doctor because he felt he had to MAN UP and deal with the pain (as well as disliking hospitals) and just waited until it had healed. He can’t raise his arm up much anymore, only a bit higher than above his waist, and the accident was five years ago. He’s a really awesome guy in general but apparently even awesome people can act fucking retarded.
fuk mang the influence of japanese porn is scary
My face actually contorted into shock, OH MY FUCKING…
c’mon you don’t believe that do you? his “friends” inserted an eel in his anus? C’mon that’s right up there with “I swear I just fell on this dildo doc” Lots of dudes like butt play but would rather die than admit it, that’s why he didn’t go to the doc right away, that kind of pain… if you didn’t know what it was you would go right away if blood was just coming out your anus.
I cant believe this isnt tagged “bizarre”
China must have finally copied Japan enough…
One word: HOLY SHIT!
What a way to die and this murder was fucked up!
This man was playing with too many animals. He liked… anal? And then he tried exotic things? Eels don’t grow 50 cms over night. Or maybe he was drunk and someone stuck it in him for fun?
Sorry, you can’t keep the vibrator there too long.
Oh why don’t we try an eel? It’ll move on its own!
He is a Chef Tengu-San, so I’ll probably say he and his friends were drinking after the restaurant was shut.
And “China” tag. Oh China…
So.. am i the only one wondering where his friends got a ‘live eel’ from?? o.o
lmao at the tags “bestiality’ and ‘guro’
that’s what’s happens when nerds drink
Yep, that’s what Best Friends Forever for!
That’s has got to be a major-pain-in-the-ass way to go off… poor guy
Oh yeah, getting drunk is the real lesson!??? What are you, retarded or something????
real lesson is, DON’T GET DRUNK. doesn’t matter whit what nationality you do it with, i here by hope and wish that all people who consume booz should die like this
That’s what friends are for. They stick up random stuff in your ass while you’re asleep and they laugh at you the next da- oh wait. In this case, there isn’t a tomorrow for the poor fella.
His friends are all gonna live with the guilt for the rest of their lives.
lesson is. dont get drunk with the chinese. theyll insert things in ur ass when passed out.
seems like chinese leave this world like this a lot…
anyone remember the exploding chair?
“major-pain-in-the-ass”, indeed… Ouch…
*shivers*
this is all fault of the chinese, if they had bigger penises they would have just fucked him in the ass, but because of them only having like 10cm long penises, the though that an eel could do better than them….
…either that or his ass was too tight for them to fuck it properly. Sometimes it’s not the cock, it’s the ass thats the problem.