A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.
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Omfg,....
just thinking about it is just friggin dreadfull
wish i hadnt read this one -.-
this is all fault of the chinese, if they had bigger penises they would have just fucked him in the ass, but because of them only having like 10cm long penises, the though that an eel could do better than them....
...either that or his ass was too tight for them to fuck it properly. Sometimes it's not the cock, it's the ass thats the problem.
Someone has to say it-
"With friends like these, who needs enemas?"
Or perhaps he ate an eel egg and the eel hatched and grew inside his stomach. So spooky.
You forgot the stomach bursting part.
HAHAHAHA, what a fucking idiot, shoving an eel like that on his.....
>HIS FRIENDS had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
....AWKWARD....and now I feel like a piece of shit.
RIP. Also, fuck the assholes he called friends.
Looks like he couldn't hand-eel it!
Somehow I think that explanation has gotta be a coverup. Its probably more likely he was having a gay orgy with his gay friends and they decided it would be gay fun to try eel insertion.
Reminds me of Steven King's Dreamcatcher novel
Yeah basically, that was the entire plot of it
omg, what retarded asshole "friends"
man oh man what a way to go
:D
What a nice set of friends this man had...
Remind me NEVER to get drunk in china. EVER
Say hello to my little friend!
Note to self: Stop drinking.
3D DISGUSTING PIG
I want to know the conversation of how they decided to stick a eel up his ass
Friend 1: "Hey he's passed out we should play a trick on him.
Friend 2: "Good idea, i just happen to have this live Eel i carry around with me, what should we do with it?
Friend 1: "O i know lets stick it into his asshole, let me lube it up so we can get that in their"
Friend 2: "Okay Eel time to go to your new home....."
And another note Darkrockslizer's video of the girls with the Eel's disgusted me yet i couldn't stop watching
....I know!!! me too!!! that DARKCOCKSUCKER is one fucked up dude, isn't he?
Ahh, that zany Darwin.
The successor of Mr. Hands?
late april fool's joke gone wrong.
lol i was surprised it was not the doing of a white fraternity
YUCK. This is like one of the worst things that could happen to a man...
I feel really sorry for the eel. It must have been extremely scared if it bit away in the dark.
The eel must have felt so alone in the dark.
Well at least he's got a good set of friends.
I thought only white people did stupid shit when their friends are asleep. (i.e. Teabagging, drawing dick on face with a sharpie, pulling underwear down and walking away, or anything done by the crew of Jackass, etc)
while people are bad, but fall asleep around black dudes you might get raped. Happened to a guy I knew in college.
Yeah, this happens to white dude in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can't resist.
Yeah, that shit happens to white dudes in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can't resist.
I guess the word "friends" is used rather liberally in this article...
Substitute "drinking companions" if you wish.
If it were his "friends", they certainly do have an odd sense of amusement...
When do we see this one on CSI!!!!!
:o)
"His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose."
For some reason, I just can't stop laughing at this quote.
AMAZING! the fast and the furious brought to life!! in ALL IT'S LAME AND SHITTY SPLENDOUR!!!1ONE!!1
man horrendous way to go but secondly the massive guilt you must feel as his mates whom put the eel up his bum that led to such a painful death.
Wow...so much more face palm.
"Thats a moray !"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Had the eel first been baptized, or was the creature an infidel, or pagan, or, like, Republican? Did it leave a note or link to youtube?
Hahahah,,,, explanation is simple ! Chinese is plain STUPID !
From a person who failed grammar.
"Eels up inside you, finding an entrance where they can..."
Dude! Dude! Y-you what would be fuckin' hilarious?
What?
If we- if we shoved this carnivorous animal up his ass! And then- and then when he wakes up and finds it we'll be like "dude you got so wasted you had sex with an eel and shit!"
Yeah! Lets do it!
--
With friends like that, who needs enemies.
at lets the eel was saved !
Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can!
perps oughta be anally penetrated by electric eels
I hope that picture is the actual eel.
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Eel Happens?
...Dude, what the fuck? what happened to those annoying but virtually harmless pranks like drawings on the face, change of clothes or embarrassing photos? This one's just messed up...
And how drunk were they to want to be even near their friend's anus?
Maybe he had a very cute and irresistable asshole. Sometimes thats it...an asshole that you just can't stay out of or stop playing with....simple as that.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT AN EEL UP SOMEONE'S ASS?????
....same as the chicken who crossed the road....to get to the other side!!!
Death by anal.
I guess this disproves the urban legend known as gerbiling as a rodent also would do similar if not worse damage.
Japanese are smart. They use slippery eels that don't have a big toothy mouth.
What kind of Faggot puts anything in another man's anus, let alone an eel?
Plenty of men who are not "faggots" love to shove their long, throbbing, rock hard cocks into other men's tight, moist, silky sweet assholes. Most men prefer fucking ass to pussy anyday, male or female. It's a tigher, more stimulating, satisfying fit....try it sometime.
Lesson for the Day:
Don't drink with a chinaman. They'll take your ass.
Second mister hands anyone?
thats not even an eel. its a fish
Eel is a elongated fish Sherlock
Although the originating poster was clearly an idiot, interestingly swamp eels are not actual "eels" - they belong to an entirely different family of eel-like fishes, which are very reasonably called eels for their sinuousity.
Eelementary, my dear Watson.
So his bastard friends knew he liked eels that they decided to stick it into his hole? Good thing his favourite food wasn't blowfish or sea urchin..
It may have been less painful that way, and faster.
It shall become a toy in the near future >_<
But seriously, I'm shock to the max.
Stuff like this makes me glad I don't drink...or have friends.
His drunken friends were EEL-vil.
Gaaahhh!! *shudder*
(I quickly switch to SC idol galleries to restore my peace of mind.... ahhh, much better now.)
Pwned! That really an Epic Fail! I never eat eel again! >.<
"An eel a day keeps the doctor at bay" or so they thought.
Dumb fucks
More like "An eel up your 'a' gives the doctor a scare"
Just the doctor?
Forget jail. His idiot "friends" should suffer the same punishment. Let's see how amused they sound when the same thing happens to them.
NO! And kill more innocent eels? D:
Yeah, what did the eels do to deserve such torture ;_;
Especially since they're at significant risk for becoming endangered and extinct. Nooo, precious delicious eels getting too close to extinction ;_; This is doubly bad since "farmed" eels are just captured wild baby eels raised in captivity, not bred in captivity.
The punishment should fit the crime: those idiotic friends should have live eels jammed up their asses.
*sigh* Idle hands, and all that. -_-
wouldn't he feel it wriggling around in his butt when he woke up?
It might have been dead (but done its damage) by then.
This will be inserted into the annals of history of anal insertions.
Man: "Doctor, I am feeling a little eel in the bowels"
Doctor to the family after his death:
"It looks like he has succumbed to his Eel-ness."
CSI reference?
YEAAAHHH!!
You forgot the sunglasses.
Right next to the Malaysian compressed air hose...
Malaysia boleh.
Actually, this is a common fetish in Japan. I'm surprised this happened in China though.
I am sure its inserted normally not anally.
DARKCOCKSLIDER....you are Satan!!! where did you find those links. I bet you have a sweet, long dark eel yourself.
I'll leave that to your imagination.
Check out the links in my post above, DFC... you'll see what he meant :P
Normally? As in, in the penis? Define normally.
You haven't seen enough Japanese porn have you? They can be inserted both ways. This just made news because someone actually died from an eel in the butt.
I'm sure that eel will crawl up far on this list.
My DR-EEL will pierce the heavens.
The first pun was funnier.
You know, DFC, you can actually come up with more quality comments like that as Da Funny Chap if you stop with all the 3DPD spams in galleries of girls that have no DFCs.