A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.
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Omfg,....
just thinking about it is just friggin dreadfull
wish i hadnt read this one -.-
this is all fault of the chinese, if they had bigger penises they would have just fucked him in the ass, but because of them only having like 10cm long penises, the though that an eel could do better than them....
...either that or his ass was too tight for them to fuck it properly. Sometimes it's not the cock, it's the ass thats the problem.
Someone has to say it-
"With friends like these, who needs enemas?"
Or perhaps he ate an eel egg and the eel hatched and grew inside his stomach. So spooky.
You forgot the stomach bursting part.
HAHAHAHA, what a fucking idiot, shoving an eel like that on his.....
>HIS FRIENDS had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
....AWKWARD....and now I feel like a piece of shit.
RIP. Also, fuck the assholes he called friends.
Looks like he couldn't hand-eel it!
Somehow I think that explanation has gotta be a coverup. Its probably more likely he was having a gay orgy with his gay friends and they decided it would be gay fun to try eel insertion.
Reminds me of Steven King's Dreamcatcher novel
Yeah basically, that was the entire plot of it
omg, what retarded asshole "friends"
man oh man what a way to go
:D
What a nice set of friends this man had...
Remind me NEVER to get drunk in china. EVER
Say hello to my little friend!
Note to self: Stop drinking.
3D DISGUSTING PIG
I want to know the conversation of how they decided to stick a eel up his ass
Friend 1: "Hey he's passed out we should play a trick on him.
Friend 2: "Good idea, i just happen to have this live Eel i carry around with me, what should we do with it?
Friend 1: "O i know lets stick it into his asshole, let me lube it up so we can get that in their"
Friend 2: "Okay Eel time to go to your new home....."
And another note Darkrockslizer's video of the girls with the Eel's disgusted me yet i couldn't stop watching
....I know!!! me too!!! that DARKCOCKSUCKER is one fucked up dude, isn't he?
Ahh, that zany Darwin.
The successor of Mr. Hands?
late april fool's joke gone wrong.
lol i was surprised it was not the doing of a white fraternity
YUCK. This is like one of the worst things that could happen to a man...
I feel really sorry for the eel. It must have been extremely scared if it bit away in the dark.
The eel must have felt so alone in the dark.
Well at least he's got a good set of friends.
I thought only white people did stupid shit when their friends are asleep. (i.e. Teabagging, drawing dick on face with a sharpie, pulling underwear down and walking away, or anything done by the crew of Jackass, etc)
while people are bad, but fall asleep around black dudes you might get raped. Happened to a guy I knew in college.
Yeah, this happens to white dude in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can't resist.
Yeah, that shit happens to white dudes in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can't resist.
I guess the word "friends" is used rather liberally in this article...
Substitute "drinking companions" if you wish.
If it were his "friends", they certainly do have an odd sense of amusement...
When do we see this one on CSI!!!!!
:o)
"His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose."
For some reason, I just can't stop laughing at this quote.
AMAZING! the fast and the furious brought to life!! in ALL IT'S LAME AND SHITTY SPLENDOUR!!!1ONE!!1
man horrendous way to go but secondly the massive guilt you must feel as his mates whom put the eel up his bum that led to such a painful death.
Wow...so much more face palm.
"Thats a moray !"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Had the eel first been baptized, or was the creature an infidel, or pagan, or, like, Republican? Did it leave a note or link to youtube?
Hahahah,,,, explanation is simple ! Chinese is plain STUPID !
From a person who failed grammar.
"Eels up inside you, finding an entrance where they can..."
Dude! Dude! Y-you what would be fuckin' hilarious?
What?
If we- if we shoved this carnivorous animal up his ass! And then- and then when he wakes up and finds it we'll be like "dude you got so wasted you had sex with an eel and shit!"
Yeah! Lets do it!
--
With friends like that, who needs enemies.
at lets the eel was saved !
Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can!
perps oughta be anally penetrated by electric eels
I hope that picture is the actual eel.