Natal’s Devastating Power Unleashed
- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Apr 19, 2010 23:08 JST
- Tags: Chikan, Controllers, Eroge, Marketing, Microsoft, Technology, Video Gallery, Xbox 360
The true potential of Microsoft’s innovative upcoming motion sensing controller Project Natal has been unveiled in full for the first time.
One gamer given a demo by Microsoft explains his experience of impromptu rape:
Dave’s avatar was a girl during River Rush, probably because Dave feels like a little princess inside, and I suddenly realized how awesome it would be for my avatar to molest Dave’s.
As my avatar rubbed its crotch against Dave’s avatar’s ass the Microsoft folks started laughing and said that was the first time they had seen anyone do that. I was extremely proud of myself.
I’m sure millions of little assholes will follow in the wake of my avatar-raping, but I want it to be noted in my Wikipedia page that I was the very first.
This is sure to be a hit amongst juvenile adolescent gamers and creepy IdolMaster fans alike – and this was not even in a game designed to offer the freeform virtual groping experience the console now has at its disposal.
His shilling continues on another topic:
Being a gamer since I was a kid, I was really struck by the amount of physical exertion it took. It’s amazing exercise and, because of that, I think it’s going to be a much better device for people’s health in general.
As hyperbolic as it may sound, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years we see a decrease in childhood obesity simply because of the system. For that alone, I think it’s the biggest step forward in gaming in a long, long time. But, despite that, the game was fun as hell.
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In fact, I’d say the ONLY drawback to the Natal some people may have is that you have to get up off your ass to play it. But, for me, a person who likes exercise and gaming, it’s sort of a dream come true. An hour of playing Natal every night will definitely burn calories.
Whether this turns out to be its ultimate undoing remains to be seen – much depends on the actual numbers of players with huge lounges and a willingness to bounce around maniacally for hours at a time.
Meanwhile, imaginative ero-gamers are quick to point out the immediately apparent possibilities:
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OH MY GAWD!!
this is the most genius thing i have read today xD
if these kind of games ar e released on natal then damn call me an idiot but im buying my natal first day.
No Wires?! No Wai!
if a lot of Ero games are gonna make use of Natal then man shit's gonna hit the fan XD
other than that Impressive and definitely knows how to apply to whims n' needs.
I guess Robot chicken will need to make an updated version of this with natal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxgXHKh2Gjw
Perfect for hentai games...other than that? Nothing. Cuz u'll look stupid playing sports, action, rpg, action rpg, strategy etc.
Natal isn't to play all kind of games...
Here's an English subbed version of that idolm@ster video that was posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&hl=ja&v=QFNpZc1rkyg [http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&hl=ja&v=QFNpZc1rkyg]
i must ask. WTF?
Holy shit that's Index's voice in the video.
As long as I get to snuff virtual celebrities with the controller, I'm game...
Oh, and chase anime girls around with a purple dildo~
Why would I need to get off my ass if all I want to do is grope?
these games should come with an accessory, such as a doll or something to fuck. I dont wanna fuck the air
yet another piece of virtual that will be abused by perverts etc and will add yet another source of fuel for the fire made by those who wish to destroy gaming industry
"As hyperbolic as it may sound, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years we see a decrease in childhood obesity simply because of the system. For that alone, I think it’s the biggest step forward in gaming in a long, long time."
Typical pre-release marketing bullshit.
SONY will do something bettah! they always do that
I got turned on watching the videos.....
here a link 4 a new video http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/puzzle/theidolmaster/video/6158460/the-idol-master-gameplay-movie-1
Hm. I liked the name "Sexual Harassment" just fine.
Sounds like a great Pokemon trainer name, if it could fit.
Sexual Harassment sent out PENIS!
PENIS used HARDEN!
And other cheap jokes.
Oooooh! I should have known this years ago... At least call my character Sekuhara... But I doubt it would fit.
I did call that pupa type pokemon I had Penis, though.
haha more like project anal xD
Is this going to make me look like an ass clown while I flail my arms around like a complete idiot in order to even attempt to play any game on that thing?
only fucking sony fanboys would post stupid shit like this before the product is delivered. i love this site, but you're better than this.
when will otaku make the first doujin game for xbox? XD
As a DDR champion in my city, I would definetely be glad to bounce around like a retard for a few hours
You must be proud of yourself.
I don't want to get up and jump around. I just want to sit down after a day of hard work, chillax and play some games.
and the best of this case, is that NATAL will be used in our PC´s, if microsoft doesnt development this kind of games, others companies will do it.
Not other companies. Other people.
The beauty of those with skill willing to share with all of us.
I hope they don't add a red ring of death there.
What's that game in the video? :3
Phew, had to search the Comments but i found this helpful comment:
"This is the japanese game "THE IDOLMASTER" for Xbox360."
I hope rape games won't be banned anytime soon.
Since Microsoft confirmed Project Natal will be coming to Windows, if rape games get banned you can expect me to make them! Programming and stuff.. Yerz!
From what I have heard, Natal only lives well in large yuppy homes with large yuppy rooms which means you can forget it being of any use to the porn industry and peculiar geeks fucking their 2d girls.
Don't judge everybody by yourself.
Liking 2d =/= poor
Better judge it by you.
Liking 2D = living with parents and leeching off them.
Otaku != Hikkikomori or NEET
fail troll anon 1:00, go away.
Huge lounges, eh ? taking this http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/04/16/the-evolution-of-the-otaku-room/ into account, the situation looks grim; not that japanese needed another reason to not to buy microsoft's platforms, but the general lack of huge places is spread amongst all the cities. Considering also the world recession, buying a huge house to dedicate a whole room to project natal seems a bit off. I do wonder what will happen with it...
In my country, where most people do not live in little tiny claustrophobic one-room enclosures, that large room is usually referred to as a 'living room'. To provide empty space one 'rearranges the furniture'. There is no urgent need to buy a house for gaming.
Buy a house for gaming... wow, I never thought there would be such a possibility.
If eroge makers give their support, the obsessive otakus might just go as far as inventing in property.
Then everyone will start selling their homes at high price, hoping the otakus are crazy enough to take it, and when the bubble bursts, VOILA! Recession!
Then everyone will put the blame on eroge makers. Again.
....Just a thought.
"rearranges the furniture"
You saying your furniture is easy to move? Cause mines not. And I don't feel like moving everything around just to play something that makes you move around even more. If I feel like moving, I go out an run. If I feel like playing, I just search the web for random flash games.
http://www.flash-game.net/game/3428/tokimeki.html
The floodgates are open...
and the possibilities are endless!
Damn you Guan Ping!
LOL. Thank you for that, anon.
So this Natal will be more effective than the Wii when it comes to physical movement, eh?
"This is sure to be a hit amongst juvenile adolescent gamers and creepy IdolMaster fans alike"
The statement above tells me otherwise, I foresee fap-exercise for this innovated invention.
I feel kinda sorry for Microsoft.
They missed the motion sensor hype age and spent a whole lot of money developing their own system that can actually surpass that of what other consoles can offer.
But now, nobody will want to have motion sensor anyway.
but the point is, you have to move around WHILST you fap!
ALL HAIL MICROSOFT!
Which happened to copy the Nintendo Wii Remote after it turned out to be a bigger success than just uppgrading the hardware of the older consoles...
I'll give you this, it's a fuck of a lot better (apparently) than Sony's motion controller, and with a revelation like this, the sky could be the limit when it comes to the ero market. The ball is in MS's court, let's see what they do with it...
if the people who make 360's are working on this, its almost guarenteed to break after useage. This is a nice step towards virtual reality, lets hope that we keep aiming higher and higher.
Doubled! SIEG XBOX!
Can't wait for the first ever Natal game with a penis movement tracking.
time to get a 360
I am a fat coutch potato and who gives a shit? Something wrong if I die by a heartattack at 40's? I have a "do no resusitate" order, so stop saying fats are a burden to the shitty healt care system.
Don't talk with potato.
The anon above is a key example of what's wrong with most fat people. At a certain weight as we grow up, it builds character, and due to the fact that it's not normal to be obese, we're made fun of when we're younger by thinner kids, because inherently, it is an abnormality that everyone unconsciously knows is abnormal regardless of how full our culture is with fat people. Kids being assholes is a form of unconscious natural selection. So in natural selection style when we're made fun of, we adapt by becoming stronger, smarter, kinder, or we fail at life like the useless fat person above by giving up on the world and ourselves when all we have to do is take responsibility for our lives and do a bit of work.
I got up off my fat ass and just finished 3 months of P90X. I didn't do the diet as much as I should have, but I'm stronger than ever before and lost quite a lot of weight, and continue to eat better than ever before (which was the major determining factor, not so much the exercise) so I'll continue to drop poundage and no longer be as unhealthy.
Fat people lack willpower, that's all it is, you have to throw yourself a curve ball in order to break out of programed routinization, even just a little.
I'd say don't feed the... owait.
Nice excuse fatty.
Lol, fat anon is fail. Dark is right, go kill yourself. tyvm
Nah, better suck my balls 'till they dry Darkrockslizer.
If you have no problems shortening your already useless life as much as you want, why don't you just take a gun and finish it right away?
Just givin you a lil somethin to think about.
Huh, someone sum this up. I'm having a hard time to figure this out.
Someone actualle mad some ero demos with the Natal project?
Or, I'm kinda confused.
Photoshopped.
It's called Photoshop.
Well, the image was clearly photoshopped, but I were reading the article. Something about avatar and such.
The avatar raeping was the real deal. Some guy raepd his friend's (another guy) avatar because it was a girl (?). He tried it for the lulz and it actually worked on a game that wasn't even supposed to support avatar-humping.
Atleast, that's my understanding of it.
Use your joystick as virtual joystick!
What a grand idea... ^_^
mah dick is a virtual stylus.
Love that idea. It was a fantasy I had when I was 8 y/o don't know if now I can have such booners.
I don't see why it would be better than the Wii just because Microsoft goes china style on Nintendo.
I still think the Wii controller is better for masturbating.