Police on Transsexual Groper: “All Her Victims Loved It”

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The arrest of a “female chikan,” a near mythic object of fantasy for many male Japanese commuters, has resulted in more than a few dreams being shattered after it was revealed that the chikan was not only a woman, but had also apparently been groping scores of men, all without so much as a single complaint.

In fact, Kyoto transport police had marked the “woman” out as a “suspicious chijo” (chijo is the feminine form of “chikan,” or a female pervert in other words) and launched an investigation into her habitual antics since she had come to light the previous month.

This explains why an officer was watching over her when she was arrested, still at this stage appearing to be a woman.

After the arrest it took some time for police to realise the suspect was actually a man – for all intents and purposes he appeared to be well turned out lady of medium build, with long shoulder length hair, careful makeup, female business attire and a suitably feminine voice and bust.

Police were completely unaware of her secret “Everybody at the station thought we had a woman until it came to questioning her.”

Once it became apparent that their suspect was male, the first thought of police was that they were dealing with a crossdressing homosexual maniac predating on innocent male commuters.

Questioning the suspect soon revealed a rather more complex situation however: “I have gender identity disorder. I’ve been diagnosed with it.”

With the suspect’s name already legally changed to that of a woman, the police mood softened: “In fact I feel a bit sorry for her” – note that with Japanese generally lacking in gendered pronouns, police are easily able to skirt round the issue of what to call “her.”

Police also frankly reveal why it was they had to hunt down the groper themselves: “The victims all likely thought they were being groped by a woman and so were delighted. There wasn’t a single complaint or report filed about her.”

Just how many of these delighted men have gone on to spread tales of their delightful abuse at the hands of a female chikan, little knowing that it was actually a crossdressing man, will perhaps never be known, thankfully for those concerned.

The suspect expressed the usual deviant lust so characteristic of chikan in explaining the motive for the crimes: “I was lonely. I wanted the warmth of a man.”

As a first offence, many such gropers have charges dropped but the offence held on file, and this case is especially unusual in that none of the victims actually seemed to object to the assault.

However, police are still not buying any of the “vulnerable transsexual” sob story: “That is that and this is this,” they say, and they intend to press further charges if possible.

Reportedly, their prisoner was held in a male cell.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    21:12 06/05/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Transsexual man is not a woman.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:07 12/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quite right. But a transsexual woman, such as the one discussed in this article, is.

    If you're going to make a statement like that, it helps to get your terminology right. A transsexual man is someone who identifies as a man, not someone who is physically a man. Perhaps you should have just used a slur, like tranny, heshe, or shemale.

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    Comment by Kelvin
    01:47 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Once again, someone's dream is broken. *sniff*

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    Comment by Myballz
    02:13 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, aleast Japanese men alway wanted someone that can touch them in the right spot in a Train.

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    Comment by Sylar
    04:53 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually am surprised from how bad that statement makes men look like. It's like saying men don't care about being molested. Talking about making only women look like victims.

    The reason men don't report such things is not because they are happy with any woman crabbing there balls out of the blue but because they don't ant to appear weak that they allowed themselves get violated by a woman. People will say "his a man he should handle it himself".

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 13/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no its becuz guys arent soft...its a pretty woman(or so they think), she could all but slap them across the face and we'd like the attention. These guys arent being macho! if they felt threatened they would have run or better punched him in the face! i bet ur a girl for thinking the way you do!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 13/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    bwt im a guy...i know...

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    Comment by MidnightTide
    23:16 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the world needs more female perverts!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:07 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ... but they need to be good-looking.

    300-pound Macdonalds Mamas and bony-fingered grandmas need not apply.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 15/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    sadly there are alot of female perverts, pride just gets in the way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:41 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a woman groped me, I'd almost certainly punch her in the face, or kick her in the stomach. Or otherwise hurt her.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:24 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chikan police.. Oh!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:27 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "she"'ll get all her warmth from "her" cell mate LOL

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    Comment by kkndv001
    20:27 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    這個遊戲的中文名字是什麽的說?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:54 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    SC - Spellcheck please!!!

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    Comment by Ivan .M
    17:50 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the United States, and definitely here in New York City, this sort of molestation could've likely resulted in an outright murder. Most American men would probably just be aghast at the revelation, come to terms with it, and move on; however, there are lots of others who will totally lose their reason and kill you over such a stunt. Deceit=Death.

    This reminds me of a conversation with a male acquaintance, years ago:

    "Hey, uh ... may I suck your dick?"

    "No thanks."

    "Come on dude, it's not gay if I do it TO YOU."

    "From my perspective, one guy sucking another guy's dick seems pretty fucking gay to me."

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    Comment by Rampaging crabs
    23:37 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^That almost a mirror image of a conversation I had with a friend of mine. Btw that's called fluf ( when a gay guy sucks a straight guys dick).

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 13/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no...its call ruffies...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:32 15/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "In the United States, and definitely here in New York City, this sort of molestation could've likely resulted in an outright murder. Most American men would probably just be aghast at the revelation, come to terms with it, and move on; however, there are lots of others who will totally lose their reason and kill you over such a stunt. Deceit=Death."

    It's easy to tell when we're dealing with a transphobic lunatic when he's thinking murder is totally okay.

    Thankfully, crazy people like you are already a minority and will soon be extinct.

    You know what's not okay? Murder. As long as crazy lunatics like you advocate murder, transsexuals have to hide, sorry to say. Start acting like reasonable people, for one, and they can stop <3

    Until then, deal with it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:38 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Typo?

    "that the chikan was not only a woman"

    Shouldn't it be "That the chikan was not only not a woman"?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 15/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan is full of crazy people!... -_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think thats what makes us awesome? :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 22/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I... might not report it. I get lonely, too. ^3^;;

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 13/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if a hot chick walked in from of most guys, got on her needs and asked nicely to suck them off...most single guys would say hell yeah!

    if a guy does the same to a woman, she'll probably flip! lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 13/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa! FAGGOT! faggot faggot! i called it! THE FIRST TIME THEY POSTED THIS ARTICLE I EVEN SAID THAT IS HAD TO BE A GUY! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!

    all those guys are probably crushed! lmao! hehehe O.0 lol! im sure atleast one groped HIM (gender disorder my ass) him back and felt the ===D...the tip! he's probably the smart one who reported it!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:52 22/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    gender disorder your ass? go and tell me that Harisu is a dude?!

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    Comment by g0dslay3r
    08:33 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    burn the bastard.how dare she/him shatter the dreams of men

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:45 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    As people say.... It's not harrasment if you like it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you dont like it, however, its harassment. A bit unfair >.>

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The arrest of a “female chikan,” a near mythic object of fantasy for many male Japanese commuters, has resulted in more than a few dreams being shattered after it was revealed that the chikan was not only a woman, "

    That should read "not only not a woman"

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But it was a woman, technically. Not genetically, but still a woman so Artefact's correct.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:22 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You aren't legally a women unless you complete an SRS/GRS. So legally she wasn't a women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:35 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesn't that depend on where? I don't know about Japan, but in the USA I thought it was possible for a female to become a man with just the boob job surgery, and not their reproductive organs. I sort of assumed it worked the other way around as well there - as long as an ex-man is a female in every other aspect they can get away with keeping their genitalia.

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    Comment by Fonzer
    08:18 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    somehow that main op pic remembers me on seto no hanayome,mom from seto chan

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seto Ren ;)

    Yakuza milfs are fine too

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    Comment by Eleriel
    08:07 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if it took the police that long to realize it was a man...
    and they seem quite shocked to find out it's actually a man...
    and everyone she/he 'abused' enjoyed it...

    then we're probably dealing with a delicious trap.
    **two thumbs up**

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A delicious trap of Hideyoshi, Jun and Bridget levels...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:59 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Soviet Japan Delicious Trap Hits YOU!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 15/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ lol'd

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    kawaii neko chikan rape desu kawaii nee =(^-^)=

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    One day there will be chijo. And it will rock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lesbians? :D But then they will only grope girls...... :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:21 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The only reason why people are complaining is because its not Kinoshita

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    Comment by Sukunai
    09:12 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not easy to know if happy or sad about this :)

    Damn it sucks now not knowing if girls would enjoy this or not, and this story essentially returns the habit to being just a dangerous perversion of guys.

    Just another reason I have to dislike my gender.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:58 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Zetsumei
    09:10 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    is easy to know who is man or woman with the Adam's Apple in the neck

    every man have it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laryngeal_prominence

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a guy and my Adam's apple doesn't protrude, as I have a large neck. I can feel it, but it doesn't show....

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are surgeries out there that shave off the Adam's Apple, so the lack of an Adam's Apple is not proof of gender. The only way to tell is to look at their fingers. If the index finger is longer than the ring finger, then it's a woman.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The length of the index fingers relative to that of the ring fingers has nothing to do with gender. It's determined by the level of hormones that a fetus was exposed to while developing in the womb. Exposed to more testosterone than estrogen = ring fingers are longer, exposed to more estrogen than testosterone = index fingers are longer.

    Even so, women do tend to have longer index fingers, while men tend to have longer ring fingers, but the opposite isn't uncommon for both.

    I'm male, yet my index fingers are longer (I'm also a tanssexual, fwiw).

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:15 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    When you feel like showing your feminine side, use your left hand.

    Wonder if this can be used as an indication of potential for muscle growth..

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:20 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What if they are different for both hands? My index is shorter on the right and longer on the left. (I am a girl)

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:21 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mine are equidistant. Bit of a tomboyish girl, so maybe the hormone thing fits. Interesting to know...

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    Comment by yaku
    13:29 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    BULLSHIT; both my index fingers are shorter than the ring ones and I'm a woman.

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    Comment by yaku
    15:39 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah I've read it, interesting bit.

    Ok what? the BULLSHIT thing has everything to do with learning bad words than anything biological; so I'm calling bullshit on your example.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and as i stated above for Anon. its a chemical difference. in his case, his index fingers are longer than his rings. therefore signifying that he has a slightly higher estrogen level than he does testosterone. In your case you have a higher testosterone level than you do estrogen. case in point (i know not a good example but go with me here) your use of "bullshit" and in caps possibly signifying your possible hostility and anger, wich is perfectly fine and going with the chemical of testosterone you have more of.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:07 15/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    shouldn't reply to that anon yaku, its just trolling you using information being syphoned off wikipedia.

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    Comment by Zetsumei
    09:54 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    information from wikipedia

    Cosmetic surgery to reduce the size of a laryngeal prominence is called chondrolaryngoplasty (thyroid chondroplasty).This surgery may change the patient's voice and cause PERMANENT DAMAGE, as well as leave a VISIBLE SCAR. In many types of gender reassignment surgery, chondrolaryngoplasty may be performed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In this case, I'm confused, My indexes are longer than the rings, and up until this point I was fairly certain I was a man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:25 12/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    have no fear. you are still a man. The thing is that you have a higher estrogen level than you do testosterone. therefor making you slightly more emotional, than aggressive, and other varients between men and women. please bare in mind its not a major swing to the left or right making you want to wear pastells and a neck kerchiff or wear flannel and eat corn meal chilly on ice cream. you just have slightly more of one chemical in your body than the other.






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