Suck Down Asuka & Rei’s Sweet Juices
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Apr 4, 2010 09:37 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Asuka Langley, Evangelion, Food, Marketing, Oppai, Rei Ayanami
Fans of Evangelion heroines Asuka and Rei have finally been granted the opportunity to get their hands on the pair’s shapely torsos whilst sucking down their delicious bodily fluids.
The product, dubiously dubbed “Body Water,” will be on saleat the end of May.
The water itself is just that – mineral water, and at ¥368 for 280ml it is fair to say buyers may be suckers in more than just the literal sense.










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I'd buy it if it were at least 40 proof
No shimapan ?
I'll drink that delicious LCL
I wanna drink them!!!
Maybe he's not as commercially appealing?
Hmm... his apperance will just ruin the KEIKAKU.
translators note=keikaku means plan
I cant be the only one that finds these headless, limbless torsos disturbing.
What about Shinji?
XDDDD
I'm so ordering these two if it is available online.
Sucking on these would definately give more burst during my workout >_<.
Yumm LCL....
It´s so damn cool watching a photo with a "don´t make photos" sign set up on it XD
You have to take her head off to drink it ;_;
i want one to collet it :x
this looks fun.
Asucarrrr!
Seriously ...... seriously
I'd that bottle
Nice boattle
It's interesting as a limited-run novelty.
But... Why not the new test-type plug suits from the Rebuild? I mean, it'd make sense for products released this year to be topical, yes?
Ok thats a good idea.
except you seem to be drinking their head...lol. But i wanna get it
sweet. I would like to have a rei
People obviously would only buy something like that as collectors item.
Something to go with my Reimu bread~
Otaku have pushed the limits of how pathetic one person can be
LCL in a bottle eh.
My first thought exactly. It makes sense with those Rei clones. If you suited them up, Tanged them, unscrewed their heads and removed their limbs, they would be those bottles exactly.
Rich folk drink mineral water to show off their wealth. Otakus drink mineral water to... what?
To show how easily they bite bait into buying an overpriced piece of junk...
Mineral water is often cheaper than coca-cola and supposedly now it's the domain of rich people?
Not if they come in glass bottles w/ a European name on them.
The previous post protested the characterization of Japan as a nation of weirdo perverts by CNN and others. The post attracted heated comments universally condemning any attempt to paint Japan as a hotbed of sexually bent fetishes.
This post follows. Ironic much?
Don't worry; it'll go over the heads of most of the denizens of this site.
Nope
Wow, a body shaped water bottle painted like the body suits in EVA.
The only people that'd buy this are the hardcore otakus.
id buy only 2, just because i like them. kind of like why i bought night elf mnt dew
THIS is sexual deviance to you?? You haven't been here long enough.
More like not outside enough.
Interesting bottles are an eternal amusement source.
good god!
Well, there's nothing "sweet" about mineral water, even if it's in a plugsuit.
It should have been LCL flavor...
Tang flavored? o_0
Lol Asuka and Rei exploded into tang.
It is only with Love that you could taste the sweetness...
You mean the deranged fixation of an otaku, right?
...oh, wait...
Very nice Arty Very nice
*applauds innuedo*
I actually found the blatant fact that theres pictures of these with a no taking photographs sign right next to the bottles, hilariously awesome.
Sign only has a picture of a camera... Maybe a cell phone was used instead. Or a video camera.
I like how they took a picture of it and disregarded the sign.
serves the producer well.
if you don't want your marketing secrets slip out, don't show them to people who can use a cell phone camera!
LOL! Thats Artefact for ya!
I want me some Asuka juices...
I'd rather drink from the bottom of the bottle than the top ^^
would that be sucking, licking or letting it dribble out ;)
wtf? there's a "do not take photograph" sign
Welcome to Japan, where you can't take photos of anything without some jap barrelling down on your going "NO PHOTO NO PHOTO!!!".
the suit should have been upside down
my exact thoughts
No, the lid should've just been at the bottom.
same here
I wish one with Belldandy dress design!!!
Nice bottle.
LOL , i see what you did thar.
If the bottle were upside down then it would be a trap
aka LCL?
They should have sculpt the cap with Rei's and Asuka's face :D
So everytime you want to suck them, you have to decapitate their heads!
Or just add a straw coming out from their mouth D:
Then you'd be sucking out their vomit...
Why is the most dynamic marketing reserved for the least worthy things?
This is a great idea, but it's a waste to use it on identical mineral water, when it
could be selling Cinnamon-strawberry (Asuka) or Minty-fresh (Rei) Teas or soda.
Better yet, make it a sports drink, the kind you'd reach for after running all over an anime convention.
The otaku will buy the bottles, because otaku buy fucking everything. But it's not something that will become a serious threat to market share.
I know I'm reaching for them whether I'm thirsty or not.
Its the drink only the Otaku's get :D
it gives them the energy to be online 24/7 =)
Don't forget the extra use of the bottle as a urinal...