Shameless Otaku Snog 2D Brides All Day Long in Public
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Apr 2, 2010 11:00 JST
- Tags: 2D vs 3D, Anime Goods, Exhibitionism, Fashion, Moe, Otaku, Relationships, Ronery
Shamelessly maniacal otaku have finally cottoned on to how they can discretely yet brazenly kiss their 2D brides all day long in public.
That mysterious staple of East Asian street fashion, the white surgical mask, once again shows it has more uses than merely making Japan appear to be a nation on its way to an operating theatre:
For those fortunate souls still staring slack-jawed in incomprehension at the masks, an explanation might be in order – the masks, eyewateringly dubbed “Machuku” (“masuku” with a “chu”), are of course designed to be worn with the 2D character on the inside, adjacent to the wearers lips.
Unlike the increasingly popular alternative of carrying a dakimakura around everywhere, this option has the distinct advantage of leaving both hands free and allowing the maniac to pass as only an unfortunate hay-fever sufferer, conscientious plague carrier or creepy mask wearing loon.
The masks are available internationally for those so inclined.
All that remains is for some cunning soul to license a Louise or Haruhi version…
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Make a Miku version and I'm in :)
And true otakus would wear the picture on the outside...
Do you know what otakus would really apprecite ? - tissues with printed moe characters - so they don't need to ruin their figures and mousepads
2nd paragraph is made of win and pwnage
Getting my 2d girls dirty with my snot and saliva.
This is Fetish fuel haha
This is whole new level of patheticness.
So is your face.
i think you'll chew her instead of kissing.
roflmao
thats all i have to say
This would be the right thing for extremists, so that they can hide their addiction in plain sight!, GENIUS!
Honestly I rather more people wear mask... In Japan sick people wear them to keep their germs to themselves and I really would rather people around me do the same too. I hate it when randoms sneeze in front of me and people who look sick coughing and such... so fucking gross.
You know, when I'm sick with a head cold just the thought of kissing someone is enough to make my throat uncomfortably retch. It's just not high on the list of things I want to do to recover--can't even hug my body pillow!
wow they just keep rolling out the revolutionary ideas
People might get gay on one another seeing they'll try to kiss the moe blob on the other guys lips.
How the hell am I supposed to go into the hospital and NOT think that every doctor is an otaku now?
And they call me a freak!!
For once there's some face eating that's not in Hollywood.
Your some sad fuckers XD
These Japanese are marketing geniuses.
what-the-fuck...
I find this disturbing yet awsome.........just like every other thing in japanese culture
Street fashion? Dont be silly, it's all started as an attempt to gurad oneself from rediculous amout of epidemys China house.
Shamelessly Otaku.:D
Huh. I guess I should those otaku credit.
Get a girlfriend you weeboos
You missed an 'a'.
pwnt
Don't misunderstand, it's to protect against H1N1! I didn't buy it because of the cute girl! Why do you always have to be so perverted Sankaku-kun!
But I wouldn't mind one with Louise on it.
Yeah they were all out of the regular ones! Seriously!
its only wrong if you.........
lol nvm i cant think of anything :P
Genius!
Inb4
Someone invents pantsu with an image of a 2D waifu sticking out her butt on the inside.
That way you can hump your waifu all day long in public without dealing with consequences like loosing your job or being beaten up.
...Damn, sounds nice. Somebody knows a internet retailer who offers custom printed lingerie?
has to be a loli in your case... *yum tighty fabric*
ROFL they will get wet lololol
Such great idea! DO WANT!
Especially the nekomimi maid one. XD
i'm more for the first one can't resist sailor fuku and short hair @_@
The ink's delicious.
EXACTLY! Why stop with just kissing!?! Flavor the damn things so you can lick a loli on a mask all day!
That's freakin' brilliant
influenza moe countermesure XD
I donno... they're making the same face I make during a long satisfying dump.
So if I put those on, everytime I sneeze, the 2D girls will get bukkake'd and dirtied by my mucus. Mmmmm *sneeze more*
you better hope that you don't accidentally put it on the other way round
Someone already said that.
And do want the miko mio one.
so that creepy guy next to me with the face mask on the bus isnt a pervert but an otaku?
Don't worry. If he's an otaku, he's probably pretty wimpy, and thus, harmless.
no, he is both.
Funny though, it looks like you can wear like pants, up your... well, you get the point
This has 2 problems:
1) the user can't see what he's pressing the lips against while the mask is on.
2) by kissing the mouth cover the user might soak it with his saliva, rending it transparent, and people around will be able to see what's drawn on the other side.
I shall get one one since 2D since I support 3D X 2D relationships
Tame stuff. Where are the face masks with pussy prints?
Those seem rather thick version so saliva won't be a problem.
face, prepare to meet palm once again.
"once again shows it has more uses than merely making Japan appear to be a nation on its way to an operating theatre"
Lol'd Artefact :)
I don't think its that brilliant :\ its likely that one of them will get so horny that he might even masturbate in public and we don't want that do we?
If you say yes then: ... Wat? ... You're sick dude...
If you say no then: I'm glad and relieved you didn't say yes. It would've been creepy if you had said yes...