Top 10 Worst Things to Find in Your Boyfriend’s Room
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 30, 2010 12:14 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dating, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
Japanese women asked what they would feel most dejected about finding in their boyfriend’s room or residence reveal they consider the presence of anime posters rather more troubling than cockroach infestation…
1. His toilet’s dirty
2. His last girlfriend’s things are still around
3. There’s rotting garbage about
4. The bathroom’s dirty
5. The bathroom’s mouldy
6. He has products intended for women around the place
7. The kitchen’s dirty
8. He’s not put out his garbage
9. He has anime posters
10. A cockroach came out
Men hoping to impress Japanese ladies with their domicile apparently need only keep things clean and avoid any reminders of past conquests. Men with anime posters can probably afford to keep them up, so low is the probability of a female interloper in these cases.
The rest of the ranking picked out common points of disorder, such as clothing being stored on the floor or a fridge filled with unrecognisables, practical problems with the room, such as it being too small or lacking a bath, or worse yet having thin walls, and of course the usual female bugbears of porn or idol posters lying around.
The equivalent ranking for a girlfriend’s room focused almost exclusively on points of hygiene, presumably because men have higher expectation of female hygiene than women do of men.
That Japanese women loathe otaku is already painfully clear, but that women find them less preferable to the company of cockroaches is perhaps a new low.
See also the top 10 most shocking things to find in either a man or a woman’s room – those wondering at the distinction should note that those lists refer generally to “shocking” things found in anyone’s room, whereas this ranking specifically points to “depressing” things found by a girlfriend investigating her partner’s room.
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1. mm no
2. never had one
3. nop
4. nop
5. nop
6. mmmh...nop
7. Always clean , im a gastronomic
8. neh
9. YES , i got ,etto... an i''s one ,a k-on calendar, a naruto one... and i'm paiyng an evangelion one :3
10. nop not there
I was good up until 8.
I have garbage in my room, I have some anime posters, and well the whole house has cockroachs... which is my parents fault.
Just about everyone here is looking around their room after reading #9 then they're like - "Fuck"
So it's okay if they happen to see a rat or two come out? Good to know.
Only one I have is the anime posters. Well, really only 1.
But the only anime poster in my room my girlfriend gave me...
"But the only anime poster in my room my girlfriend gave me..."
According to the poll, your girlfriend is hinting that she hates you.
I would hope not. Hell, her own room has every wall covered with them...
nah thats bullshit honestly lmfao
How about FF XIII posters?
Females complain about men being unable to clean but if you leave several females in a house the place becomes a literal landfill.
lack of discipline in woman,as a man you should learn them to fic that behaviour.
....OK who would have a toilet and a kitchen in there room? The title of the article doesn't really make sense. I think they mean the 10 worst things in your boyfriends house or apartment. Also if you think anime posters are worse then cockroaches than your fucked up.
The original article said "room." We could also use "place."
The usage makes good sense in a Japanese context as many such men will likely be in 1K domiciles which really are only 1 room with a corridor kitchenette and a bathroom/toilet.
Oh right sorry.
1,4,6 here
Noone mentioned a dead loli in your closet?
Women don't seem to understand that a bathroom and kitchen are not bedrooms.
xD That reminded me of Shinku from Rozen Maiden
Weird, that's the exact same list of worst things to find in your girlfriend's vagina.
lol ok so if we keep the two main places that women live clean (the bathroom and the kitchen) we'll be just fine?
lol nº3
So a cum stained towel takes precedence over rotting garbage that's scattered all over the place? How?!
I'd only be disappoint if I saw posters of bad anime in my boyfriend's room.
Japanese girls automatically seem to think if you have an anime poster, your a hentai loving otaku weeboo....
i am loving number 6
Did no one else spot the nude Moetan Loli spread eagle pillow?
nude lolis make me giggle nervously
funny thing, a huge spider came out from behind my Naraku poster on day. It broke my mind for some reason...
So I take it that a drawer full of large textured dildos and assorted vibrators never made the list? Or was it simply ommited from the list of choices in the original poll.
-jus sayin
o.o**
6. He has products intended for women around the place
I think they might fall under that?
I never imagined having a kitchen or a toilet in my room they must do things a lot differently in japan
how to mention the same thing 10 times xD
6. He has products intended for women around the place
Well I keep some of those travel/hotel sized woman hygiene products around incase I have a lady friend stay the night unexpectedly.
OH MY GOD THAT PILLOW IN THE LAST PICTURE !!! *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* !!!
i have 8or 9 things that match up with the list. i still showed off my room to my girlfriend irregardless. what grabbed her attention was the Haruhi figure instead of the filth lying about.
Now how many guys actually can clean a bathroom?
maybe 1 in 100.000 ? or is that still an understatement ?
The original link has the title "The most disappointing thing you found in your boyfriend's room"
It's not 'depressing', nor 'worst'.
"what they would feel most dejected about finding in their boyfriend’s room"
がっかり, 幻滅 < Depressing is also a reasonable translation given the context. "Worst" thus implies most depressing or disappointing.
So pretty much it's just the bathroom needing to be clean. And I say fuck number 9, a hobby is a hobby.
i do have a couple of anime posters and still she liked them
she didnt minded i was a otaku, actually, she says that made me more interesting
I like how "He enjoys watching cartoons" ranks with "He's a filthy fucking beast".
Really, women? You're statistically more offended by a Haruhi poster than by a fucking cockroach slipping out from the cabinet to say hello?
My bathroom's really dirty. Well not like it matters I guess.
I would have thought "His last girlfiend is still around" would have made the list.
Wouldn't finding another woman there be the worst? Come on, these people need priorities....
"He has products intended for women around the place"
Dildos?
@Anon 14:32 :
Sex toys, feminine napkins or tampons, lipstick, mascara, rouge, you know ...
There's nothing like waking up in the morning, and hearing the woman you had over the previous night, puttering around in the bathroom, and then hearing the sound of *YOUR* electric shaver!
Oh god I have the worst room ever.
I have everything on the list (to be fair the things from past girlfriends are some of their clothes they gave me to crossdress into).
Except I don't have anime posters, but I'd bet hentai dvds would count.
Plus my room is messy, and I really should clean my bathroom. -_-
Yeah, that list should really be:
Top 10 worst things to find in *anyone's* room.
and #10 should be bolded with red arrows flashing like porygon on the forbidden pokemon episode, with captain obvious stating the obvious. honestly, cockroaches can really ruin someone's place
We have cockroaches in our lab...Does that count?
as a guy 1-5 + 7-8 + 10 are terrible. Particularly 10 since those things give me the whillies. The rest seem stupid like having lotions and crap. Or heaven forbid an anime poster, we all know she has male idol posters in their room.
LOL, so put a ton of figurine is a OK!!!