A German company is offering vaginal juices in a bottle for use as Eau de Cologne.
The company responsible, Vivaeros, a sex toy manufacturer, provides some glib spiel about this not-perfume:
The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman…
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand… and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…
VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.
Some pictures of a Vulva being modelled by what 2ch uncharitably describes as “an old hag”:
Some relief for the 2D demographic:
The CEO of the company responsible touts his juice in an unsurprisingly creepy interview:
So what were the main obstacles in developing your very own fanny odour?
The most difficult thing was finding preservatives to add the scent as it only lasts around half a day without them. We had to find ingredients that made the product live longer but didn’t change the scent. We tried many ingredients from around the world and eventually found a combination that works.
Can you tell us what’s in the mix?
No. It’s our secret.
Can you confirm that there’s real vagina in there?
Almost everything on the sex market is based on fantasy. The toys are plastic, the movies use actors. Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages. We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal.
Urine? Lovely. How do you transfer the scent from lady to lab?
That’s also a secret. I can tell you we don’t get it from any masturbating techniques, or squirting into jars. I sometimes tell people that we got many women to sit on horse riding saddles for ten hours a day and took samples. But that’s not true.
You use a range of women or just one?
One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately smell based, not about looks. We took a year and a half to get it right.
How do we know that the scent comes from this beautiful woman and not a septuagenarian hunchback from Swindon?
Well there has to be an element of trust. I think when you smell it you will know it comes from a young woman.
How does one apply Vulva? Presumably you don’t splash it all over your neck before a night out.
You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension.
Will there be more Vulva products?
We see Vulva Original as being like the first dildo. There are many sizes of dildo available today and we will have many smells available. There is already development going on with Vulva 18 and Vulva Exotic, as well as a very aroused scent for the bad boys.
Executive summary: they have a girl soak her pantsu every day and then squeeze them into a bottle.
Such a product of course faces stiff competition in Japan due to the availability of freshly harvested schoolgirl pantsu, but in less advanced hentai nations Vulva might well succeed in gulling a small coterie of maniacs into purchasing the Eau de Pantsu.
Smells like fish?
“Can you tell us what’s in the mix?
No. It’s our secret.”
Bet It’s a herring extract.
Ewww unsanitary! Enjoy your mobile AIDS in a jar.
Eww 2chan is right.
This ad is filled with old hags. No cute girls, just old stinky hags.
AND HAG SKANK JUICE!
hmmm… instant shrimp smell…
I love the smell of pussy in the morning…it tastes like victory!
I’m german and didn’t hear about it, but okay… strange… It wouldn’t expect this from a german organisation. Strange thing…
ewww ill pass
they are old hags, they’re at least 10 years too old for modeling such a slutty product.
one word. EW!
What the SHIT
That’s so disgusting, and the females are butt ugly..
What is this I don’t even
Oh man, this is gross.
I am seriously WTFed. what in hell is anyone thinking buing this stuff…
Never mind that this reminds me of the twilight zone.
They SAY its from the blonde in the photos…but no one will know if they are actually getting it from women that look like this:
http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-chick.jpg
http://www.addasnap.com/d/272-1/fat-chick.jpg
seems like they’d be more willing to do something like that for cash…
Although, the blonde in the photos is ugly anyways..very man-ish like a few others stated. She looks like an old porn star…sooo possibly, not ONLY are you getting her juices..but the residue, etc. from the 10+ guys she has slept with that day..and all the diseases that comes with it.
*puke*
This is from German HipHop Star Lady Bitch Ray (she is the tanned woman on the right)…I saw an interview with her a few years ago on which she said that she will produce such an Eau de Toilette soon…but I didn’t believe she would really go through with it…
Long live the German country in which i currently am ! !
I’m afraid I find myself almost agreed with 2ch here, both of these women, while not old, are certainly not attractive to me =|
there’s always fish.
I bet you’re all dying to get this. xD Finally find out what a real vagina smells like. No, it doesn’t smell like linen or synthetics and lube. 😛
lol stupid asses. that is fuckin weak.
Whats good about smelling like pussies for miles. Men aren’t moths
I’m not gonna lie, to me this is terribly depraved and wrong… I mean sure I love women as much as the next guy but that’s taking too far isn’t it akward and unnatural to want to mimick a vagin’s scent? it won’t help you get laid or bring you any closer to the goal
Wow, you should see the Video on the Webside.This guy smells on the saddle of the Hometrainer which the girl used.WTF!
Also, Iam german, and im not finding this disgusting, but ultimately funny.
Just to be clear: Normally we dont invent such things, that´s the Jap´s Area.
But it´s true that the German Culture has gone pervert in so many ways.Damn we are going down.
“One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately smell based, not about looks.”
A-Are they calling her unattractive in a roundabout way? Nice wording, guys. But hahaha, oh man – this product is pretty ridiculous.
Good lord this is nasty. So many guys don’t realize exactly how unpleasant the smell is.
Even in the instace when it could be ‘tolerable’…cologne? Really?
I think I read somewhere that a really strong ‘pussy smell’ (and I mean strong, as in out in the open like a cologne and not trapped between legs like the real thing) can actually attract horny animals. Cant wait to see the guys wearing this cologne being followed by dogs trying to hump their legs.
Old hag? Do want.
BTW, I came…
How about STDs?
Also, I like my vulva like my women twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
betcha they’re gonna make a male version of that.
“the irresistible scent of a young man” lol
The virile scent of men and the ocean…
The adventure against Nature, the romance of the Seas…
Now in a new fragance…
SEAMEN HOMME…
I like that play on words…it’s got
chivalry in it ^^
The companion product is a moisturizing cream, marketed as SMEGMA…
well you know its normal for the germans to be perverted…even their music is perverted like the genre PornoGrind!
пиздятинки захотелось
What the…? Is every third poster from germany now? And to admit it after this kind of post..
Germany
Heh…
“Skanque…”
Remember the South Park episode “Stupid, Spoiled Whore”? Featuring Paris Hilton and the marketing of “Sexualization to Tweens” in the USA?
I’d buy THAT for a dollar.
FUCK
……grandpa always said “if you can bottle it, you can sell it”.
No, the correct saying to that was “If you can bottle it, you can ship it.” It’s commonly used term from the sea folks.
The other correct saying is “If you can box it, you can sell it.” This refers to an item that once is in a package, it can be sold.
This somewhat reminds me of the show Nip/Tuck.. how the old ladys were making mens sperm into creme for the face..
As another German, I do find this quite odd. But I could see my wife getting this for me as a gag gift.
And there’s nothing wrong with the women in the AD, thou they could’ve done something with their hair, the slicked back look just isn’t complimentary in their case.
Way to destroy itself by hiring some ugly whores to advertise it…
I heard france came out with Clitter, glitter for your clit.
Wouldn’t that be an inconvenience for the person who goes down on that glittery clit? Worse than getting the occasional hair in your mouth…
Rejoice ronery Otaku! Now you can take your onanism to the next level! Simply splash some Vulva onto the front of your Tenga Ona-hole while looking at an Evangelion doujinshi and BOOM, you’re as close as you’ll ever get to fucking Asuka Langley! >:-D
You know, this actually sounds like a more practical use for this stuff than applying it on yourself to “set the mood”. I mean, it just seems weird for women to try to set the mood by smelling like a vagina that isn’t theirs. At least this way it can add a sense of realism for the ronery otaku and their beloved dakimakura.
Vulva 2D would be a gold mine
When people tell someone they smell like pussy it’s usually not a complement.
That’s disgusting…. now we wait for penis smell in a bottle-
10 year ago i would have liked this if Claudia Schiffer
was involved in the process
Wait. I already have a vagina. Why would I want to rub someone else’s bottled vagina essence on my wrists? If I’m going to get intimate with someone else’s vagina, it’s certainly not going to be like that…
apparently your’s doesn’t smell near as good as the bottled whore juice .
any ways soon we going to hear about vulva organic , without any preservatives or pesticides added .
I really don’t want to know what the bottled stuff smells like…that just seems kinda weird to me.
That would probably smell gross after a while…like an unwashed vagina or something. Ew.
Heh heh.
“Fanny” means “butt” in America.
Heh heh.
“Fanny” means “pussy” in Australia
“arse” means “butt”
Thanks, Artefact. I just broke my record of continuous laughter. 35 minutes. The only problem now is that my stomach hurts a lot…
Used one woman from the website.
Took 1.5 years to get it right.
This tells me it’s a vaginal-derived scent – mixed with other scent ingredients to make it smell as if it were real, but is not. Still, that’s better than making it in a sweatshop where you know the workers wouldn’t be picked for youth or beauty… the final product would also be illegal in most places, as a human bodily fluid.
“I think when you smell it you will know it comes from a young woman.”
Pretending the whole market for this isn’t virgins and tramps, lol
This is a practical joke in a bottle.
Don’t use it for arousal; rather, use it to fuck with people.
“You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension”
So… I put a splash on my hand and sit down for an evening of television with my girlfriend. She sniffs my hand, thinks I fingered some other chick, and begins an interrogation.
That’s how it works, right?
I was thinking the same thing…lol
They sorta look like a couple of poorly modeled Poser Models…
Hitler would be proud…the arian race at its finest.
well, this reminds me of the movie, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, it takes 10+ girl’s life to extract a small bottle.
Honestly, if I were the guy in the pic smelling the girls vag.
I’d lick it, even without her consent.
But if he happens to have gotten offended, I would just blame it on the Vulva.
Yup… Old hag.
I’m sure that smells like fish sauce..
Wahrscheinlich hätte ich diesen Mist sogar gekauft, hätten die Idioten nicht solch 3D schweinwiderliche Models für die Vermarktung benutzt.
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Boobs and body not withstanding, the faces on those models look rather… man-ish.
Presumably you’d use this on your RealDoll’s vagina to “enhance the experience.”
It’d be a LOL to swap this stuff into your male enemy’s aftershave lotion and see what happens.
I’d rather get some from a real cute virgin teenager!!!
And it should be fresh, not bottled!!!
Not from a Old Hag!!!
Amen
hahahaha!!!!
i agreed HAhahah!!!
Wait!!! How did they get the naming rights to it when its been used by a car company for so many years? Also don’t you need to wear protection to use it?
that’s volvo, you douche.
they better have taken the scent from someone who has eaten lots of fruit. i dont want to smell something sour. God forbid they took it from someone who ate asparagus D:
O___O’ OMG… This is fuking funny!! And the funniest thing is that the take this thing as a serious business… Hmmmm… I’d never use a perfume with urine as part of the composition xD
Can they prove that this smell can’t be interpreted as the odor of an underaged girl? It could trigger the twisted sexual urges of Pedophiles everywhere in public? Even if kid fuckers don’t react to this, it could increase sexual longings in any man, effectively bringing him one step closer to committing a horrible crime: Rape. Pheromones are part of nature and thus, God’s work. Don’t mess with it, or it will result in disaster.
Are you seriously on the right website?
Watch out! China will RIP this shit 😛
All they have to do now is create a fragrance for men that smells of sweaty bollocks.
Germany’s style meter has officially dropped 10 points after seeing this.
If you want to smell like a fish market on hot July afternoon then this product is for you.
Really I can see Dave Letterman making a top ten list on this.
So what were the main obstacles in developing your very own fanny odour?
The most difficult thing was finding preservatives to add the scent as it only lasts around half a day without them. We had to find ingredients that made the product live longer but didn’t change the scent. We tried many ingredients from around the world and eventually found a combination that works.
-Half a day? The smell of my pen*s lasts longer than that.
Can you tell us what’s in the mix?
No. It’s our secret.
-Juices from fat bitches.
Can you confirm that there’s real vagina in there?
Almost everything on the sex market is based on fantasy. The toys are plastic, the movies use actors. Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages. We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal.
-Lies!
You use a range of women or just one?
One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately smell based, not about looks. We took a year and a half to get it right.
-18 months to find one woman to lose her virgin–I mean use her scent…the same timeframe it takes me to screw around 20 or so hoes.
How do we know that the scent comes from this beautiful woman and not a septuagenarian hunchback from Swindon?
Well there has to be an element of trust. I think when you smell it you will know it comes from a young woman.
-Jackass, we’re not stupid.
How does one apply Vulva? Presumably you don’t splash it all over your neck before a night out.
You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension.
-Use on d*ck for lubricant.
Will there be more Vulva products?
We see Vulva Original as being like the first dildo. There are many sizes of dildo available today and we will have many smells available. There is already development going on with Vulva 18 and Vulva Exotic, as well as a very aroused scent for the bad boys.
-I’ll buy it if it includes Vulva 2D.
What WERE they thinking when they came up with this stuff? The only thing I can think of is that ugly, virginal men can slap some of this on and tell their friends, “Hey, look, I got laid! You can smell it on me!”. Both repulsive and pathetic.
I suppose this’ll be the closest that most men ever get to having an actual threesome.
i thought they already created the new car smell
“Smells like pussy in here..”
“Why thank you for noticing! I just bought this the other day.”
OMG @ 011’s face. God damn…
Needs more duckface
This should be perfect for dykes, a portable vag whenever wherever for your lesb sniffing fantasies~ lmao really you have to be deprived to rub vag juice on yourself, next thing you know they’ll make man-cum lotion for women X_x’
When Japanese schoolgirls will hear that you can sell urine in a bottle … 🙂
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/12/schoolgirl-urine-trader-busted/
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/03/15/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-schoolgirl-pantsu-seller/
imagine what their would sell to our female counterparts, hmmmmm…….
How long before the fascist government of UK (and others) ban it?
Hitler could have used this back then…
Calmed his rage down enough to become an otaku…
Herrman go buy me the new Lucky Star doujin
Jawoll mein Führer XD
HOE juices
Watch out, new coca-cola corporation on the roll!
Imagine Shamwow trying to sell this one >.>
wow this is properly creepy…these girls aren’t even remotely cute..
hm… won’t be long before some other company makes a male version of this…
“One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately smell based, not about looks. We took a year and a half to get it right.”
……if i get it,they are saying that they wanted a women that look nice BUT they had to content themselves with the blonde cause she smell better?
flattering XD
correct me if i’m wrong,i’ll be over there laughing my ass off…
this was out quite a long time ago o-o
Fire the person in that enterprise who didn’t keep creativity in check!
lol. That’s interesting. I’d get it just to try it out.
“Hey Bob! That new cologne you’re using smells like some 80-year-old that pissed on ya!”
What the Fuck! yeah that pretty much covers it!
No, we don’t want the scent of these girls I mean look at them, at least they should use some younger models, though loli would be the perfect.
/me is listening to “Pussy” (2:34/3:59) by Rammstein
YEAAAAAAHHHH~
I just threw up in my mouth a little
So its essentially Eau de tuna in a bottle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfXWexJvnAQ
(ﾟДﾟ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvWjKDwlb9g
“smell me and do(n)t cum”
Oh, I get it now….
This is going to attract the wrong kind of people.
“HEY! I SMELL ME SOME PUSSAY!”
Are those really the types we want to encourage?
lolgermany
Jebus Christ this is funny 🙂
I wonder if it's as hard to wash off too?
I wonder how much they pay the women
Can’t wait until they get their hand on Vulva pedo.
-fap fap fap fap fap-
Come on! You knew it was coming!
Just trollin’
AIDS in a bottle.
Smells like teen virgin…
It’s all in the hormones, really.
So it’s save believe that adept onanists would get a better “dimension” when using this product in conjunction with the standard R-rated media products?
It’s going to attract a lot of sniffing dogs… flies… pigs… all sorts of animals and bugs.
Skunks will try to mate whoever is putting that stuff on.
The bottles mostlt preservatives form what the interview says so it’s should attract flies.
Not surprising considering you hear about those minky cunts doing menstrual paintings a lot and they whine about how quickly it turns rancid.
“You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension.”
I’m sure your girlfriend is going to love it when you smell like a whore’s vagina.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Guy A: Your a pussy!!!
Guy B: Nha its Vulva :3
Guy A: …huh? o.=
rofl, can’t believe it, ‘vulva’ in italian means ‘pussy’, someone in the PR department of that company must be italian.
Or there’s the fact that in English it’s the outer genitals of a girl.
Did they stop teaching 12 year old sex-ed or something?
Vulva means the same im Spanish, outer female genitals.
didn’t know it, as you might have guessed i’m not english.
This is stupid…and the models are very manly. I bet it smells like man-gooch.
3DPD!
they forgot a very important question.
can you drink it?
and honestly i wouldn’t doubt its an artificial smell made by chemicals not pussy juice and piss.
“We see Vulva Original as being like the first dildo. There are many sizes of dildo available today and we will have many smells available. There is already development going on with Vulva 18 and Vulva Exotic, as well as a very aroused scent for the bad boys.”
look for Vulva Loli, coming to a Black Market near you…
any bootleg pussy smell will be a guys overpriced ball sweat.
Synthetic crap.
This perfume has been around for quite some time already. I have to say, it doesn’t smell anything like the “real” one. 😛
Well that would suck if actual cologne smelled like canned tuna.
Vulva 18? Too old, don’t want.
Base the manufacture in Britain and we can drop that to Vulva 16.
Better yet, base it in some Muslim shit-hole and we can have the full Vulva 6 to 18 range.
pedo..
muslim vulva bottles will contain mostly sand and hair
desert lolis are furballs?
Oh please, I don’t wanna heard anything about em.
I wonder if it has some kind of pheromone-encoded subliminal message?… humans are animals after all so from a biochemical point of view it could make sense… Or.. it could just be old hag juice…
Excuse me, i’ll be watching Imouto Jiro.
Soon you’re gonna get the chinese knockoffs.
Not too hard I guess if you just put some mackerel in a blender then pop it in the bottle ;D
What about people that don’t like fish?
Vagina shouldn’t smell like fish.
Tell your girlfriend to have a fucking wash.
whatever slight curiosity I had in this product was completely erased as soon as I saw the model in the pictures. C’mon Germany, I know you have better specimens than that
It’s about smell, not looks. ;]
if it’s from the woman on the picture, no thanks
So it’s urine in a bottle – just great 🙁
Only the 2D (Misato style) girl is a win.
“smells like teen spirit”
Win.
I’m seriously WTF-ed…. whats next? sperm odour?
Most likely, if they have not already:D
If I’m not wrong, not long ago there was a sperm based cream that was supposed to make the skin smoother and shinier, I’m not sure if it’s still selling but just the idea creeps me out
Beware: cosmetic products labeled as “whale sperm” are not actually produced of whale semen; the liquid is actually part of the whale’s brains.
I’m not talking about that one, the one I’m talking was actual human male sperm… I’m still searching if I can find info on that one.
Must be horrible.
That’s not hard to come by.
-Sithreis
Not hard to “come” by at all
I got some in the folds of my skin right now; just two days old.
any MILF scent availabale?
Does the model had a black eye?
Only in Jap… err wait what?
so soon i am guessing japan will release loli smell? maybe this will help the pedos
I’m curious on this.
Yes, bottled rotten shrimp juice from 3D pig disgusting old hags, exactly what I was looking for. Thank you Vulva.
If I’m lucky I may even get some droplets or blood or even a hair! yay!
… brb, puke.
“We tried several samples from women of all ages.”
Does it come loli scented?
Cool if it comes loli scendet il buy it
lol if it would, all the japanese men would go ape shit over it XD
granny pussy… *shiver*
“women”…
…crap…. no girls ?
I’m speechless…
what a perfect way to smell like pussy XD
“You pussy!”
“Why, thanks. It’s new and I just tried it on today.”
XD
a dream come true >.>
next they will have it as a spray, like deodorant
it will be called: Cunt-in-a-can
somehow . . i gotta agree with you
Without getting any…
Where’s the fun in that?
You should work your way in bed to smell it!
You realize I’m included as wel-OH SHI…
You realize that most of the posters here won’t ever get that chance, right?
well erm….why not oô
wow thats something i dont need
Sieg Heil!!
I’d rather get some from a real cute virgin teenager!!!!!
And it should be fresh, not bottled!!!!!!
Not from a Old Hag!!!!!
At least you’re bluntly truthful. You get my vote-up.
Well scientist have determined that the scent that attracts women to a a man the most is the scent of another woman. Saw that on the manswers television show haha.
So, maybe it’s the, “based on scent, another woman is all over this man, therefore he is desirable to me” line of female quasi-logic?
Um ew?
essentially…. FISH SAUCE…….
are you fcktarded ? damn sure I like to smell that !
But the idia of filling this type of “scent” is beyond me. I prefer the live vaginal action.
@ Anonymous 06:55
Oh god, so sniffing vaginas make you sorta, but maybe not gay now?
What’s next, having sex with the opposite gender is gay?
smell me where it smells funny type of thing ? seriously , do you go around sniffing for female urine or something ?
i mean it wont make you gay , but i think its as bad or worse
i agree why would ya want to smell that ?
Doesn’t anyone remember the article about how the scent and taste depends entirely on the stuff you eat? It applies to both men and women. They just need to get their girls to eat fruits for a better scent and taste.
Less meat more fruits…
German are one of my favorite country… they always managed to leave me… speechless…
You know the Germans always make good stuff.
hitler is from austria
Like Hitler’s base of operations?
Now I’ve seen everything…
What next? Semen made into hand lotion?
Watch out, pantsu sellers: a challenger has appeared…
i agree
White women are so ugly :c
And it must be worth it? Just look.
“Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages.”
Do they… include some loli loving? :V
Aw crud. “WOMEN of all ages”.
No loli :V
if you’re nymphomanic enough to wanna go waste money on pussy juices, how about just simply go to a party, hook up with some girl instead and get the real thing or if you don’t have confidence enough for that, go to some dating site and find some slutty girls there. And yeah it’s easy, at least here in denmark.
such a bizarre product. If there were to be able to sell loli scent in the future, then that means, soon we will be able to buy a real lolis from the shops..
zetsuboushita! all the technology as been getting more complex and how unpredictable these are by the moment, thus, left me in despair.
“We tried several samples from women of all ages”
… loli?
By loli you are referring to a child right ?
well yeah there are laws of that kind, though not exactly what you pinpointed but simply by doing those things it would be considered “indecent assault against a child” and on the other hand what sick person would really wanna do that…
cough…2ch…cough
Well, does any law state you can’t take urine, sweat and cum samples from a loli?
But man you’re slow. I believe I read this a few years ago.
DO ya prefer Pantsu of cute girls
or Juice from a old hag
I would prefer both from a cute girl that stand right front of me, of course that would include other service as well.
At least now pantsu sellers who claim the pantsu were worn before and simply put tuna juice on them have a new way to sell their product.
Enjoy the pantsu from a 40 year old 460lb man now enhancing his product with the scent of vulva!
Is there any need to ask such a question on a site like this? xD
“you mean Pantsu of pedo traps or juice from a young lady?”
Maybe if you knew how to read you’d know they nearly always sell them in person, to prevent that happening. It’s not like there’s a dozen articles on this very site about it or anything.
Gonna have to go with neither. Better things to spend money on.
assume its actually from a cute girl and not from an old guy running while wearing a girls pantsu and sent it to u *youtube vidoe, actuallly happened)
you mean Pantsu of pedo traps or juice from a young lady?
its Germany. not surprising.
come on guys, everyone is surprised about germany doing that kind of stuff.
But if it would be the U.S or Britain, everything would be ok with that!?
Sometimes i dont get you people…
anon. 06:53 25/03/2010 so, its going to smell like fish?
No, the japanese version would smell like fish or rice. I imagine the German version would smell like bratwurst or liebfraumilch.
Well she is hag… not sure why they used a model like that, maybe there’s some kind of shortage in germany.
Some pictures of a Vulva being modelled by what 2ch uncharitably describes as “an old hag”
once again.. facepalm at 2ch, when will they ever stop?
oh… what has the world become?
I don’t know whether if this is better or worse than German midget porn…
“it’s made in Germany. you know the Germans always make good stuff”
lol, i found their web site. a bottle of twat juice costs $33USD.
for laughs pic 15 is what makes you think, hmm, i could sniff this stuff then i would get chicks…. well old hens.
In fact… now that I think about it this stuff is pretty dangerous. anyone ever notice tentacle monsters go strait for the vag? This stuff would be like bait to them.
Sex in a bottle? but seriously… No, Germany, no.
Sup I’m about to pull the best prank in the world using this stuff…
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Hitler, eat your heart out in Jahannam Hell!! XD You can’t smell wut Vivaeros is cookin’!!
I’m not German, so Germans GJ. b(-_-)d
I am not from Germany and I fapped to this.
I’m not German and why this is here?!
You guys are fucking undated, this product exists since 2007 (or early), and you just posted this as something “new” ?!
Stop begin a fucking otaku already!
I’m German and what is this?
I’m german too but i never knew we had love juice concentration camps!
Germany is similar to Japan in that they both have an up-tight, repressive culture that leads people to engage in extra perverted things in private.
An example is Japan’s pantsu sniffing and Germany’s shit eating.
And like any fad from Germany, Japan will soon follow.
so, its going to smell like fish?
I’m from Germany and fapped to this.
I’m from germany and prefer the real thing…
I’m German and this is … somehow disgusting.
Not surprising.
I speak German fluently and I know Germany and its culture rather well. Honestly, I was astonished that they came up with this stuff! If it was a new Japanese product I wouldn’t be surprised at all. I even thought,’How is it possible that the Japanese didn’t came up with this first’? I guess there would be too much competition from veteran school girl pantsu sellers…
Because it’s Germany.
Why?